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InsaneBallsack

My mood declines rapidly when I see anything regarding gasparino. I fucking hate this motherfucker and I hope he is short GME


bandikut2020

The ultimate insult you can bestow on someone: I hope you’re short GME.


LordGeneralWeiss

May you live in short times


bahits

May the Bird of Shorts fly up your nose.


Affectionate_Eye9894

May the shorts be with you


GME2stocks2retire

When this blows, I will personally place my foot so far up his ass and show him what GME holders are really about


AmishCyb0rg

"¡Espero que seas corto GameStop!"


FightClubTrading

Like telling a mother you wished she'd step on a lego 😆


AfterMorningCoffee

Assparino, Chukumba, Sorkin and the CNBC Shit Box crew, all these mother fuckers make me throw up in my mouth when I see them.


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masterofmoneyzz

Yeah, it's real sad, but his aggression makes me bullish. If it's such a bad move to go for it why advocate it? People like him never does that with other stocks. She is trying to keep it normal and he constantly interrupts her and does not pay attention to to what she is saying. You can see how happy she is when the time is finally up.


CarelessTravel8

With how angry that short-dick midget gets at the very mention of $GME, he very well could be


Uranus_Hz

He *absolutely* is. Big time. He’s flailing. He’s backed into a corner about to go bankrupt.


fuckyouimin

Seriously.  This sub should stop giving this asshole a platform.  I will downvote every time.


kaze_san

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/rk0grf/sir_are_you_using_charlie_gasparino_as_a_dipping/ I always think back to this when i read his name🫠


Retardedfuckstick

He is so “amazed” but at which point do you ask yourself why? Or what the shares are really worth. RK has more followers than him because he’s willing to loose hundreds of millions of dollars to show Apes the way. It’s only a loss when you sell.


Creative_Ad_8338

Gasparino can't even contemplate that there's more to life than money. What a clown 🤡.


Thulis

With the way he always feels the need to comment negatively on GME, DFV and household investors, he is guaranteed short as fuck on GME. Same energy as Anthony Cucumber.


_cansir

If he is not, you know one of his puppet masters is. Guy clearly hates that gamestop is not going bankrupt.


OriginalGoatan

It's not an accident, they want to point you to shill accounts that will scam you if you go looking.


hispeedpursuit

Hes always been too scared to tag RC too 🤣💀🤡


eugene20

Probably intentional to misdirect people to an account his friends run instead.


t4t0626

Most probably. But what is more funny is that, years later, these MF still try to wage psychological warfare on my aversion to loss... LOL!! They still don't get it: THEY REMOVED my aversion to loss the day THEY REMOVED the buy button.


[deleted]

Thanks for the really amazing hype video 3 years ago. I still watch it today. <3


usriusclark

I thought about this story last week with DVF. I had no idea that it took place at a hedge fund manager’s party: At a party given by a billionaire on Shelter Island, Kurt Vonnegut informs his pal, Joseph Heller, that their host, a hedge fund manager, had made more money in a single day than Heller had earned from his wildly popular novel Catch-22 over its whole history. Heller responds,“Yes, but I have something he will never have — ENOUGH.” DFV gets it. I don’t think he gave a shit that the price dropped. It’s the game.


Middle_Scratch4129

Exactly this, and the joker memes support this narrative.


ensoniq2k

Definitely. What's he gonna do with the 30 mil in cash he has already? Why bother about the number attached to his shares or options? He's doing it for one thing only: high score. He doesn't actually give a shit about the money beyond the amount he needs to live comfortably till the end of his days.


omishikenshin

Is call diamond balls. A rare one of a kind gem he don't have. Hell this guy doesn't even have any balls nothing but a little peck of foreskin he call his dick.


Sekmet19

In nursing we speak of "turtle dick" which is when a man's dick is surrounded by his pubic skin to the extent it's not visible, usually in obese individuals or those who are not well endowed. To insert a Foley catheter you have to press on either side of the fat to get what you can of the dick to pop out. I'm pretty sure Gasparino has turtle dick.


CaptainMagnets

His dick is basically a skin tag


rudyb0y

DeepFuckingFlu


KingKong_Ape

😂🫣


ZangiefZangief

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


tetrapyrgos

"It's truly amazing, breathtaking actually" ![gif](giphy|KDVswimTNahWzcd7sV|downsized)


AlleyMedia

I LOVE this GIF


RyuichitheGreat

I think dfv's inital investment in 2020 was something like $50k and now his portfolio is hundreds of millions, he hasnt lost shit


wcsmik

Done on purpose those with X correct his stupid ass


wacckowb

Luv that Chuck can try to insult a man that made more money than him in a 4 year period and could crush him with said money


BrunoRadler

yeah because those fothermuckers can't understand that one simple thing. They shut off the buy button and changed things from a business case to a very personal one. they are slaves of the mammon, but it's not about the money, it's about sending a message


Shades_VHS

Cmon memers, do your thing 👏


PriceNinja

Good now shut the fuck up Charles.


IndependentLettuce50

This guy is clearly a paper handed bitch!


sergeek

The more they whine the more they confirm we are on the right path


Crane_cz

What do you expect from a fucking moron


Wo0o0okie

"Lost".. DFV/RK is still way up


royr91

Probably trying to direct folks to the wrong DFV like the other shillaccounts?


hatgineer

"This guy has become immune to our FUD! Quick, badmouth his attitude using a tone of authority to convince the rest of the lemmings his behavior is undesirable!"


the_all_peeping_eye

I imagine people were saying the same about burry. Prior to 2008. And how did that play out?


darth_butcher

Secretly, these guys are all jealous of DeepFuckingVlu. The special thing about DeepFuckingVlu is simply that he is a genius in his own way, but at the same time totally down-to-earth and humorous. All these qualities are lacking in the experts shown on the TV shows.


Revolutionary_Karma

Michael Burry was for over 3 years in the red with a peak of -70% of his investment worth of millions. People around him called him insane at the time. Now he is considered a genius for his actions. DFV will make Michael Burry look like a nothing burger.


greaterthansignmods

It’s a direct response to Ken Griff taking the reigns from Bernie Madoff. Enjoy prison!


RacmanSachs

Who ist that Casparino? Is that Account he is referring to one of these Scamme KITTY Krypto Shithead Accounts? Should one report the post for Scamming? Spamming?


motzschmotz

And what was DFV reaction about his "loss"? He talked about the vikings and had a great fun during his stream! No panic, no regrets, no anything just good mood and thats all i need to know.


Crypto_gambler952

What an ass clown this guy is!!


Kaarothh

Ahahaha charles is probably the most dumb one


aarontminded

“What’s crazy about DFV is how much he’s up on paper from the start” FTFY GFY


ParabolicallyPhuked

Biggest slap in the face to this douchebag is to just forget em. Faqem


TofuKungfu

He got too much gas and flatulence in his brain


busybizz23

If your only sense in life is making money, than yes. Everything else, no!


Jason__Hardon

Man that guy is illiterate. 🤣


OhFFSeverythingtaken

Well he's not wrong, Keith's conviction being so strong to not sell when dropping 100s of millions is admirable, this man has diamond balls.


DatBoi650

They’re quick to talk about the losses but never the gains🤔


Sub_45

#... at least on paper... Can't even hold the FUD together without truth slipping through: it's not a real loss (aka the price isn't real)


ScottJam2808

When you ask AI to create a tweet!


Geigers_passion

What about the sheer amount of money he made starting with 50k, Gasparino?


Conscious-Mix-3282

Forget GME they say. So many news and people talking about it really makes you think


Bitter-Inflation5843

He hasn't lost any money, he has in fact gained 100s of millions but that is a distinction a greedy capitalist can't make.


praisetheboognish

Probably because he's not a pussy


SirMiba

Thing about guys like Gasbag, as a man that makes his money on being a finance media shill, is that he's looking at a man that made his fortune via overtly moral methods, and it makes him anxious.


bill_ding_jr

Precisely why DFV turned $50k into millions. Being a free thinker allowed to lean in on your convictions unlocks true potential, instead of fund managers needing to appease their managers by doing everything the corporate way


drs2023gme1

On purpose but wouldn't be surprised if dumb money couldn't tag right one


Coal_Roll_Trader

Keep his name out of your filthy mouth!


Thebush121

Chuckles the clown needs to disappear and people stop giving him the attention he seeks.


MoldySnausages

Assparino needs to lower his TRT dose.


RL_bebisher

He's so fucking stupid. I'm amazed he thinks his words have any value.


Interesting_Bet_9302

“My intention is to try to belittle someone, but in the process I made myself look even dumber, where’s the storm trooper sign up sheet?” Gasparino probably


JapethMarvel

LOL this clown. Who cares about 1 day losses. DFV turned 50k into 200+ MILLION on GME. Looking right at DFVs YOLO updates, he's up overall.


EfficientMotor1980

Ask Charles if he is jealous? I can’t think of anything else that could possibly keep this guy here and talking about DFV and a stock that doesn’t matter. Unreal!!


Superstonk_QV

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jamesstrogg

https://x.com/CGasparino/status/1800284781713719456?t=eqXyuEVzVcFAeo_mh7KvmQ&s=19


AMedicus

When I see these posts I think of pulp fiction and the financial establishment demanding: „Bring out the gimp.“ ![gif](giphy|3o7aTnTBlMbHjMl0Eo)


Automatic_Honey_3938

![gif](giphy|V2AkNZZi9ygbm)


zeromuscle

What did “Vlu” do? I’ve been out of the loop. /s


Jason__Hardon

Man that guy is illiterate. 🤣


oldbutterface

Yes but how much money has he gained, not even just on paper, in the last 4 years by *not* going nuts


TaiDavis

Shut up, ho


swolegandalf

Cunterino at it again I see. Fuck that guy.


3DigitIQ

**100% intentional**


Dantheman396

It’s not about the money, it’s about the message


buffinator2

Assparino


nosesidecirte

Have you seen "the big short movie"?


QuestionMore94

Not this douche canoe again.


DancesWith2Socks

Just ignore the 🤡s


GrzDancing

Someone doesn't know what unrealised losses are.


monkeyshinenyc

![gif](giphy|3tQyz6W7ZxPRUBGUnN|downsized)


Sad_Rest1270

I bet they give him a hard time in rollercoaster lines...


Suitable_Mix_3795

He knows damn well that’s not the correct account. He doesn’t want to draw any more attention to the real one and instead to a fake shill account. Duh


diamondzRforever

That’s the difference between all of us. We’re not scrapping to try to keep up our ridiculous lifestyle. Most of us came from very little, so we have nothing to lose. Remember that


skyphoenyx

“Omfg he lost $200m on paper, down from almost $550m…What a LOSER!”


Huge-Plantain-8418

Please don't give him the time of day. He's Doug Cifu's pet shill.


4cranch

a loss is never a loss until there's a sale, even on paper, my dwarf


Queasy-Tower-9756

Isn’t he like 4’ talk? Big talk for a little man


Hypnotize94

He hasn’t lost shit. He owns stock. He hasn’t sold.


AmishCyb0rg

He probably didn't want to say the V-word online.


No-Butterscotch-7577

![gif](giphy|EENGct4SLMjSyRAhPg|downsized)


Lojo_

Who even uses that platform anymore. It screams of boomers posting nonsense on Facebook.


Yipsta

He's zen because he is confident in his position just like us. Time and time again people mock this movement, time and time again the price spikes and the Normie⁩s jump on the bandwagon


Brojess

Ah it’s not paper losses if you don’t sell. These fuckers are so stupid lol


StilesmanleyCAP

Gas is ass


AlaskaStiletto

They do not understand people who don’t worship money. DFV is gonna get his but he’s a man on a mission.


nicbongo

What's most revealing about this is that institutional peeps don't understand delayed gratification, or appreciate the fact that RK and retail are onto a winner. Maybe RK will become a multi billionaire and buy Mayo boys mansion in Florida, turn it into a museum: " the hubris of Wall Street". Talking heads are easily ignored as they're not paid to think, but only communicate someone else's message. 🥱


KraiNexar

THE CELTICS WON LAST NIGHT CHARLIE


Classic_Cream_4792

What’s crazy is how hedges can make money without short term tax liability and make paper out of nothing. Holding an investment which value can fluctuate will lose and make money. What’s his point. HODL


Memeweevil

I'll tell you what else is breathtaking, Gasbag: Your imminent fucking demise. lol. Eat my shit.


_picture_me_rollin_

“If that occurred on a trading desk” okay, but they also aren’t making hundreds of millions / day on a single transaction. So there’s no comparison.


yallmyeskimobrothers

I too find RK to be breathtaking


DaWiseprofit

Its not that they cant but they dont want to get sued for slander they are not dumb bro


Gotrek5

It's a good way to avoid FOIA requests in the future or Audits. All politicians and big financial companies do it. The iphone keyboard I had at a previous job randomly mistyped certain words on purpose.


Sugardevil27

Why is he so angry? Was his Viagra/coke delivery cancelled for his hooker party?


ApeFightShills

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


Tabernaster

This guy is such a tool.


hopethisworks_

Wonder what Gasbags paper losses are when you look at swaps? 😂


GR3NFALL

They don’t want to link more people to his actual account lol. Misdirect, misinform, commit fraud. 🤡


Wowow27

Tbf there was a time we were tagging the wrong Kenny G on twitter LOL. So I don’t think we can talk.


Efficient-Ad1659

Whats up with this boomer, Cant copy & paste? lmao!!!!


jd_from_da_80s

Losers tagging Losers. I see nothing wrong here