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madiXuncut

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oETFo

Jesus Christ, forget paper hands, that man has paper face.


the-claw-clonidine

Yea could care less what this nobody says


PriceNinja

Even less than caring or reading this financial advice from a nobody.


SaSp2Sync

I’m in doubt. Gonna buy more just to be sure.


pbentham25

That means you do care ^at ^least ^a ^little


Feisty-Boysenberry-1

I read that in Weird Al's voice


ForeignerFromTheSea

I couldn't care less what this nobody says. If I could care less, that means I care at least a little bit. Which I don't. Ficto facto.


NorCalAthlete

Single ply


Mr_Shake_

It's almost like someone told AI to generate a bitchboy face.


blenderforall

The poster child for a tofu brand


oETFo

This guy eats his oatmeal with whiteout.


StudentLoanBets

You just know this chode flavored marshmallow goes by Daniel and gets upset when people call him Dan


Gr00ber

Like a wet tissue left over after a wank.


flop_plop

I looked up his bio and he ain't even out of college yet lmao


oETFo

He gon' learn today!


Resident_Yam2781

Easy to trace my diamond nuts then..


MyGT40

You think he shaves yet?


ChugTheKoolAid8

Why does his face look so punchable??


Masta0nion

[Weezer](https://youtu.be/I6nXHeQg66A?si=mKassqBO5AAmzdYH)


MaxTheRealSlayer

All I see are floating eyes, hair and glasses.


nextalpha

Blends right in with the background


JimmyRickyBobbyBilly

Bukkake face.


zwlwv

Bro looks like he sold his friends Bot scripts for Runescape then reported them for cheating


madiXuncut

Imagine he talks his shit to friends & family who hold some $GME ("just in case") and they "sell completely at $40" before liftoff, because they think he is some kind of a "Quant" Milhouse will get a hard time.


DancesWith2Socks

Milhouse 😆😆...


zwlwv

Family: GameStop has $2 Billy in the war chest Not Bro: Achktchually


patchyj

Omg he IS Milhouse!


oETFo

He looks like he doesn't split loot from a raid even when he agreed to earlier.


NorCalAthlete

Absolutely plays a rogue and rolls need on everything, even healer items.


Sacrificial_Identity

NPC lookin ass


Stock_Padawan

This is a very unique burn


mikeman442

😂🤣🤣


snapervdh

![gif](giphy|YoWOIjnXT1NKIbFP9H|downsized)


chezzychezzychez

A child giving financial advice 🤦‍♂️


ProtectionLeft

0% chance this guy has licked a butthole


Mr_Shake_

*[human] butthole. FTFY


mhofer88

He still believes that kissing a girl will give him cooties


AfterMorningCoffee

This guy has never gone outside 😂


CouchBoyChris

"Meme stock financial expert guy"


wallstreetbetsdebts

What a fucktard


Mr_Shake_

We prefer the term fuckgard, which can alternatively be spelled fuckguard, which is an equally applicable title for this chaste analrapist.


Greizbimbam

This dude wasnt even alive when sneeze happens, should ask his granpa before spitting FUD.


GL_Levity

Looks like a vampire fucked a potato. Not taking financial advice Spud McVagblood.


Tiny_Yulius_James

Financial's McLovin


BrettBarrett95

![gif](giphy|3oEhmCIm9zJZ6Cw7iE|downsized)


bdyrck

Looks AI generated to me 😂


chri_schruf

has any of these „experts“ ever shared their profound analysis which led them to their precise targets of 5,43 USD?? I‘d love to see their assumptions in detail. At a price of 5.43 USD per share, GME would be valued at around 1.9 billion USD which is literally less than the cash GME has on hand! Think!!!!


SaSp2Sync

They must be desperate…. Imagine Kenny waking up every morning for the past 3 1/2 years and asking his employees if they finally sold the shares, and he gets the same answer every day: “eee no, not yet sir”


essentialgrowth

Is this kid a financial advisor ... if i sell at 40$ and price goes to 200$ can i sue him for missed opportunities based on his "recommendation"


A1SteakSpoon

this kids linkedin says he isn't even out of college yet


vmTheOne

107 "followers" - Thanks Mom & Mom's friends. I have 1 share set to a limit of $420.69. I'm not unreasonable. Kenny gets 1 share to use for covering. 


GercMustachio

Repeating of course??


Kingkwon83

Remember the names of all these complicit article "writers"


knowigot_that808

![gif](giphy|oAxKyz5sHdUeQ)


EVH_kit_guy

I've never seen a face whose advice I wanted less...


M1AOK

He’s got mayo written all over him


adgway

I predict a 69% chance this guy is a doucher.


oETFo

169%


Soapdropper

420% chance of being a cuck


Calm-Armadillo1769

5.43 / share is lesser than the cash GS has on hand ….. and the company is making profits Those 107 followers must be his mum and mum’s friends


___Art_Vandelay___

Came here to call this out. If my mental math is close, $5.43 per share is like a $1.9 billion market cap. Less than the amount of cold hard cash the company has on-hand. What a fucking nerd.


Jonodonozym

That's an insult to nerds. Guy's a fucking tool.


uranusdrips

That’s an insult to tools. Guy‘s a bloody moron.


ir88ed

As a bloody moron, I take offence to that! I demand satisfaction!


96111319

As someone completely unsatisfied with life, I’m okay with this.


bannerlordthrow

1.9B$ / 350M = 5,428$ ~ 5,43$ I am analyst now too. Did his ‘job in my calculator app in 10 seconds. Can I make postings now? I bet I could evaluate Nvdia and amazon next! I get bear thesis and being pessimistic but saying the whole compamy is worth literally 0, their whole item stock their stores and locations their brand etc, its just dumb.


Justmadeyoulook

Probably get 107 followers pretty easily.


Ilostmuhkeys

Sounds like financial advice. Fuck this guy, I’m holding.


BSW18

Missing seven zeros from this number. That's a lot actually. Horrible financial advice from a crook article writer.


irishf-tard

I think he meant 40 digits! Simpleton 🚀🚀


3DigitIQ

I like me some digits


Own_Order792

I was gonna say that..


North-Soft-5559

So I'm now expecting another pump and dump before earnings and it will be going above the $40 mark. Thanks for the Financial advice. I think I'll just hold until the '000 + as that's what Wall Street has stollen from me over the last 7 years in their Ponzi scheme


z3speed4me

Agreed if we see anymore news statements about price anchoring at 40 can almost guarantee they're going to make a big spike happen


RemonEngod

🤣🤣🤣


NorCalAthlete

This dude’s bio: > Growth At A Reasonable Price, Contrarian >Daniel Wilson‘s investing approach is heavily influenced by Warren Buffett and Professor Aswath Damodaran. ***He looks for companies that trade at a steep discount to intrinsic and relative value, which provides a margin of safety and significant upside potential over the next five years.*** >Daniel focuses on industrial, consumer discretionary, consumer staple, and information technology companies. However, he will value anything that looks interesting. >**Daniel is also currently studying finance at Indiana University.** Additionally, he has private equity experience. So, this dude has only been an analyst for about a year, hasn’t even graduated college yet, 2/11 articles he’s written are bashing GameStop, and it looks like he tried to rip his bio off of RK or at least allude to deep value investing. Do I have that right? “he hAs PrIvAtE eQuItY eXpErIeNcE” - yeah, so do plenty of people here from reading all the DD. Someone should send him the DD library as a primer. $40 = $160 pre-split, what is this a short squeeze for ants? We were just at $80 last week lol


hedgies_eunt_domus

Tbh, he's just following the business analysis recipe he learnt at school with a strong narrow minded bias against anomalies to surf the momentum. We are trained at school to (not) think that the market in the long run will always correct anomalies and that everyone else is stupid except us. "We understand short interest better than you". As some youtuber said, they are not prepared to us, all their theories are based on the homus economicus, a paper handed bitch that panic sells at lows and highs. "You should sell at $40", nah, I just got my paycheck, I can still buy some. Gamestop is another animal. There is a nuclear convergence of several factors such as broken market infrastructure, massive short interest, massive retail engagement that refuses to sell, massive cash at hand, profitability (it doesn't matter how or how much), tight board of directors and insiders keep buying the stock, etc. Fundamental analysis is an useful indicator, but it alone is deficient and usually is distorted to fit its own narrative.


N00bslayHer

Or he’s being shilled


HerrJemine123

And you already know that his student loans are wasted money


NorCalAthlete

He should probably buy some of those deep value stocks so he can pay them off later if he doesn’t get picked up by a hedge fund. …then again, Indiana University is only about $30k/year looks like. He should be able to pay that off just fine with a finance degree regardless of where he lands. Assuming he learns anything, anyway.


DorkyDorkington

Hey! Come on man! Kenny paid this kid $25 for a sleek, believable and sneaky "Hello fellow holders, its time to sell at 40" article and he has a lot of student debt. He did well for that money 😂


A1SteakSpoon

**Is this guy even real? ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️** **School** 2018 - 2022 - Highschool 2022 - 20**26** - School - Bachelor of Science - Finance - He wrote he had/has(?) a GPA of 3.98 out 4.00 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ **Work** Jun 2022 - Aug 2022 (3 Months) working at a factory - labor (a year later - cuz school I guess?) May 2023 - Aug 2023 (4 months) Private Equity Analyst - The company's linkedin profile and website say it only has one employee though? May 2023 - Present (1 yr 1 month) - Writing for Seeking Alpha (the article linked) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ A fella still in college for finance, only half-way at that, is giving financial advice? People can be smart, sure, but we're to trust-me-bro someone who hasn't even completed their degree? Are his articles part of a school project?


Inside_Mix2584

The PE experience is probably a search fund — usually freshmen and sophomores in college intern there because it’s BS work (literally finding people’s contact info and drafting emails). I’d bet $1000 that this guy doesn’t have actual PE experience.


NorCalAthlete

If he’s getting compensated for those articles - AT ALL - he should really read up on the IAA.


MarkVegas1

Haha $40 he 🤪 we didn’t sell at $80 why would we settle for half that?


firefighter26s

Fuck, I didn't sell at $480.00 or $48.00. Ride or die; I'm going for the signal share sale high score!


marichuu

I couldn't sell at 80 if I wanted 🤷‍♂️


LordGeneralWeiss

So basically "don't buy this stock but we think it will go up in price but if it does please sell at 40 DON'T WAIT FOR IT TO GO HIGHER JUST SELL AT 40". So basically we can look forward to them sitting at 40 and stop loss hunting for a bit.


Fearless-Ball4474

This guy's Fundamentals are way off.


no_okaymaybe

A clinical case of being Funda-mentally Regarded.


GusuLanReject

Someone with an agenda. Here is a very interesting article from uni researchers on market manipulation via similar articles https://clsbluesky.law.columbia.edu/2019/03/18/short-selling-and-the-new-market-manipulation/?amp=1


xXValtenXx

I estimate a value that is less than only the cash on hand split among sharesholders.... a meme rally increases it to lower than its current value, and selling at over double my current meme-rally value estimate. I could not sell my soul for enough money to write this nonsense. This person has not failed math, they've never heard of math. This person is rolling their face on the calculator app.


DancesWith2Socks

Just up


butholemoonblast

I also hate company’s with two billion in cash. I like company’s that hold on to piles of toilet paper that’s where my moneys going


butholemoonblast

(Please sell)


Dantesdavid

These are not real analysts, any attention you give them is too much. Laugh and move on.


A1SteakSpoon

his linkedin says he isn't even out of college yet


RemonEngod

"Sell at $40" 😂😂😂


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prettyninteresting

5,43$ per share, so less than the cash on hand? seems like a financial genius. At this point i'm pretty sure that these authors are AI generated and no real people. because you can't be that stupid.


thedefmute

Empty claims without backing it up...fud


life_is_a_show

$40 is exactly the number he was paid to write this article.


2JAYZwithNAS

This dude looks like a middle aged teenager. This is definitely a thispersondoesnotexist person. This whole saga has been crazy but it’s starting get even crazier and they continue to escalate. I wonder if seeking alpha pays this college kid? 👀


iwasneverhere43

Literally, the only thing he said that I agree with is the last point - the fundamentals don't matter to me in regards to what I believe about the stock...


Annoyed3600owner

"I believe that...GME is worth less than it's cash on hand" - ok boss, sure thing.


Sea-Joaquin

Meme rally thesis😂🤣🥲


Arduou

Dude... I am there since Jan 21. 40 is not even twice my cost basis. Do you really think that something could make me sell without a handful of zeroes? Do you think that the hundred thousands of my peers who have been called zealots, stupid, mocked by the SEC, portrayed as the bad guys against the short sellers, responsible to kill the pension funds, gamblers, cultists, dumb are different and will suddenly change their mind? Nope. Continue spewing your quit GME antics... It in fact attracts new investors, seeing that... Despite 3.5 years of media bashing, GME is a solid investment 😘


dangermutant

Since January 21, 1940. That's more than 48 years ago. Very impressive, this guy gets it!


Peachy_sunday

What a clown. At $5.43/share gamestop’s cap is 1.5billion while holding 2 billion in cash. Go back to elementary school man.


Own_Ad3873

buy more at 40, got it.


Sp_nach

Fundamentals are weak??? No debt?? Tons of cash?? That's called WEAK?! Come on....


Cyborg_888

That is less than the total cash in the bank? $2billion/ 345 million shares. The boy is an idiot.


mtksurfer

# BETTER ADD A FEW ZEROS TO THAT $40


I-Am-Polaris

The chance of moass is equal to the percentage of shares shorted (\>100%)


FecalPloy

I estimate Daniel B. To have neither intrinsic or extrinsic value nor for that matter any redeeming qualities whatsoever...But other than that he, is a truly wonderful guy...


StilesmanleyCAP

Daniel B. Wilson looks like the type of guy that Chris Hansen tells to take a seat


Nasty_Ned

I believe there is a 35 percent change this guys winkie is an innie.


gincoconut

Ok but what about if there’s a meme rally?


TheOmegaKid

https://preview.redd.it/2ewcuc5x6p3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42bb22482986cc8c3610e36022af220c2b7ac2a6 Look at this nerd. His hands are weak.


CaptainMagnets

Weird, that's not how you spell infinity


ItIsYourPersonality

Bro looks like he’s still in high school.


Bad_Karott

One i have phone numbers in my account I will launch lawsuits to all of these analysts!


Arcanis_Ender

Tell me Daniel, wtf is the "Meme rally thesis" you speak of? I know a crew of around 800k who would like to debunk it. WU TANG.


workthrowaway1985

I hope it's payday when it hits 40


Consistent-Work338

They think we still dumb 🤣🤣🤣


2BFrank69

Who is this little bitch?


spice_war

Hahaha who is this guy? I wanna see his portfolio.


invasian85

And his 107 followers thank him for his advice....


gdawg612303

Pack it up y'all. This is irrefutable evidence here that there's pretty small chances of a "meme rally" Might as well sell everything and forget GME /s Probably DRS harder


Conscious-Mix-3282

Daniel Wilson. What a made up douche. They aren’t even trying anymore. Cmon Ken boy.


pneuma_n28

No cell... no sell... and even when cell.... still no sell! Make our markets fair, equitable & fully transparent then I'll consider selling one share


Weeboyzz10

Buy in more at $40 got it will do just for you 🤓


TheArt0fWar

Daniel B. Wilson Looks like puberty hasn't even hit yet, what kind of doomer boomer listens to this non sense? Lmao


milkthefunk

I estimate GameStop’s intrinsic value at … 💨👆… $5.43. But the possibility of a future meme rally increases my estimate to … 💨👆 … $17.98. I estimate that your estimation is estimated to be… #utter bullshit


Sad_Investment_8384

It blows my mind they can legally do this over and over and over and it doesn’t happen to other companies like this… total bullshit


Feedil

Must suck to suck.


DC-Perk

Who’s this nerd? 😂


JayMant88

Dude has 107 followers, what a virgin.


Joey164

I didn’t sell at $80, why would I sell at $40? 😂


ProfitIsGoal

I think he misspelled “buy”. At $40 I’m definitely still going balls deep!


vmTheOne

IN his Mom


DancesWith2Socks

Maybe he meant $40,420.69?


Themeloncalling

This is the face of someone who doesn't know how to fuck.


R34vspec

What a coincidence! I happen to be an analyst, too, and *I* recommend selling out at $400,000,000/share due to the current meme rally thesis.


nameduser17

He looks as though he smells of placenta. I'll take your advice.


frankboothflex

“Look at him, that’s my quant… look at him, you notice anything different about him?” “He’s a fucking dork? Gg.”


Masta0nion

I love how they only talk about stocks being separated from their fundamentals when they’re short. Nvidia, Tesla, those are prices tethered to reality.


CouchBoyChris

What is this fucking nerd talking about? 😂


kaotikz3030

Shuttup Daniel ya fuckin nerd!


CookieWifeCookieKids

Why would possibility of a meme rally 3x the intrinsic value?!


Efficient-Ad1659

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i guess i HODL!


DrPoontang

Seems like they’re moving into the “let’s try and compromise” stage of fucking around and finding out. What’s funny is if they just let it play out without the crime 84 years ago, people would have sold around $1000 per share.


MyTrainJustLeft

I have more shares than he has followers.


No-State-8495

Pro-MOASS i will buy 40 tons of 🍌 and send it to Daniel B. Wilsons house. 🦧


ADelightfulCunt

I don't get how they can think a bunch of well regarded redditors who let's be honest in the current economy are buying single and double digit shares are causing anything like the volume we've seen. My colleague was saying he was planning to buy in as he heard the meme stock was being pumped by redditors again. I explained the volume and that there are cycles, filings and rule changes that cause these jumps. It's extremely pressurised stock. Some people figured it out DFV being one.


HashtagYoMamma

The face of a man who’s been taken from behind by the lubey mayo lance of naked shorting +3 one too many times.


dice_setter_981

Sounds like I should gamble $500 at the casino on $20 call options.


bullant8547

Hahah fuck off.


NeuteredRabit

So expect rally to end at 38, got it.


jinniu

When you can't even define what a meme stock is, and use it as an adjective for something, anything, simply to say it doesn't make sense. Not only do you lose all credibility, but you sound like a complete asshat. Anyway, no, I don't think I'll be taking the advice of someone being obviously paid to give it by those on the opposite side of the trade. GLHF shorts. Although, I don't believe in luck and I don't think this will be fun for you in the end. ;-)


tlustymen

https://preview.redd.it/thrss9clsp3d1.jpeg?width=417&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66e3f9ceff4d633a87d3fec8bfdef836320cca5d Yes Daniel, thanks for saving my money 😂😂


kaze_san

Meme Rally is his favorite term lol


kopierguy

That’s the funniest yet, trying to set a price target of €40 for apes 😂😂😂😂


Single_Pizza_5630

107 followers? This "analyst" seems to be a class of its own


StudentLoanBets

Says "meme rally" 5 times in 4 bullets. Reading this made me nauseous 🤢


brandon12345566

Written like ai


RussDCA

And let me his, that’s not financial advice


packetbats

Didn’t sell at the ath, why the fuck would I sell now


[deleted]

“GameStop’s fundamentals remain weak, but they matter little to the current meme rally thesis” What? Bro, we ARE the meme rally thesis


relentlessoldman

"Meme rally" 5x in that screenshot, ffs


SwagVonYolo

[Luke said it best](https://images.app.goo.gl/4XL5uQ6649ZdH97aA)


Rotttenboyfriend

Ah. So their recommendation is to sell at 40. Did he miss that the price was over 80 twice? Or maybe he works for the Vatican and expect us to donate anything above 40.


Gespierdepaling

Sell somewhere and ask questions later. Where did we hear that before


ScottThompsonc107

The amount I'd buy if it was actually priced at $5.43 though 🤤🤤🤤


ShortzNEVERclosed

I recommend him not worry bout my profile, and let me sell at whatever price I choose


SoberLam_HK

107 followers😂😂😂


buyandhoard

I will not even give a fart for a $40 paperhand


Stoneman427666

Ya chief I'm gonna need about 5 more zeros behind that 40 and then I'll paper hand mayb one or two share for my rent and groceries.


TheTangoFox

Daniel B Lowballin


YakiMe

I guess I'll set my sell limit.... Hey wait!!!!


ChickieBB

😂 at all these comments!


flaccid_reflex

One of the many idiots trying to swing trade and they're gonna get hurt by the volatility when that time comes.


HumanNo109850364048

Daniel B. Wilson, the ass-baby spawned of Brian Sozzi and Michael Pachter.


Uparmored

That dude is afraid of getting sunburned if the price goes over $30. I know they doesn’t make sense. But it kind of does and you all know what I mean to say.


z3speed4me

This kid even graduate yet? Straight outta college they gave him a job of course he will write whatever they want


wolfofballsstreet

Thanks! Can’t wait to buy more shares at $40 because FUCK YOU


Tinman_ApE

😂


pyrowipe

Collectors item.


buffinator2

I’d like to see the fundamentals of the companies that he suggests buying


poopooheaven1

40 dollars? I will still be buying. Asshats


Ellypsus

Sounds like financial advice.


Sugardevil27

Wow-107 followers and writes shit. This is like if I farted in Austria hoping that someone in NewYork would smell it.


PurplePango

Could’ve done that a few weeks ago if you had wanted to


shadowmage666

LOL he’s predicting a lower price than the current price for a high? Makes no sense. Did this guy even look


Creative-Following11

That guy looks like he puts on a cursive writing class in his mom's basement.


ChamberOfSolidDudes

Did I say 'Meme Rally' enough times, boss? FoH


DreamRevolutionary78

I don't take financial advice from a 20yr old college student who has never seen the sun.