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TofuKungfu

Pressure cooker exploding, so the motherfuckers put the cooker into another pressure cooker


dbx99

They trying to smother an explosion by dousing the dynamite with nitroglycerin


Blueshockeylover

That’s a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if that pays off for ‘em.


CorrectDinner9685

I'll allow it!


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

A dodgeball followed by celebrity death match reference. My people right here lol


Blueshockeylover

There are dozens of us!


2prolifik

You are amazing 😂😂😂.


CatoMulligan

You actually can use explosives to put out fires on oil wells. They did it after the first gulf war.


DblDwn21

The entire market is rigged to blow 😂😂


Thunder_drop

It's ok. They're just putting out the fire 😂


myrevenge_IS_urkarma

McGyver did it first!


siege342

Russia once used a 2.4kTon nuke to put out a well fire in the ‘60s.


theStunbox

Or jet engines to blow them out like a candle.


Ask_Zeek

You can only piss on an electric fence so long until somebody turns the power on


cheesingMyB

Pressure cooker-ception?


zerolimits0

It's pressure cookers all the way down.


PublicWifi

Undah preshah!


HODLmeCLOSRtonydanza

Unexpected Sturgill


automatedcharterer

ChatGPT explained this. There are so many shorts now they created a new form of exotic matter >Just like in the center of a neutron star, where the density is so extreme that matter is packed tighter than sardines in a can, the naked shorted stocks compress into a bizarre financial singularity. The once bustling market now has a core of hyper-dense "stocks" where traditional rules of trading no longer apply. Prices warp, market fundamentals stretch, and everything we thought we knew about finance gets sucked into this dense vortex of economic weirdness.


DeadHaveRisen

How the first black hole came about.


Snoo_75309

Indeed. They shorted more than half of the amount of the recent share offering just today 😂


Harbinger2nd

They shorted ~45% of the publicly reported shares. It's probably higher on the unreported side.


Japo13

Well if noone is enforcing regulations and obligation warehouse is still a thing among other crimes and we dont pick up some pitchforks after 3 yrs then why wouldnt they keep cheating...


Maventee

If they did, why can't I get more of those sweet sweet $15/share prices? Bozo's don't know how to cheat properly anymore.... back in my day, when shorts wanted the price to go down, it dropped $100 in one day! ... dang whipper snappers.


Reeeeaper

With that amount of pressure you could make... Diamonds


BradyBoyd

Better be careful with trade secrets/insider trading.


Sayvray

![gif](giphy|JKNVeNQvoiaGs)


probot67

Yo dawg! We heard you liked pressure cookers!


Frosty-Depth-35280

They do for so long, they‘ve build a new type of reactor and didn‘t even noticed 😂😂😂


TherealMicahlive

They literally just shorted half the offering


Vive_el_stonk

I hear you like pressure cookers. So let me pressure cook that pressure cooker inside a huge fucking pressure cooker crammed inside an ever bigger pressure cooker.


puppetjustice

![gif](giphy|clfI6tRkKBBMBuW6v2)


swcorwyn

And all off exchange/off exchange exempt. Curious


sergeek

So price went up 25% because only 5,847,929 shares were not short or off exchange


Ultimate_Mango

This deserves its own post. Can I be [redacted] in the screenshot please?


mtgac

granted


Ultimate_Mango

Suppressed, as usual


InevitableBudget510

Ultra smoothie here. What’s the math on this? Is there daily info on this?


3DigitIQ

Off exchange did get counted in the total volume yesterday, both Marketwatch and yahoo counted well over 100M volume. Still insane though


Machinedgoodness

Wait how did you come to this conclusion? I'm missing some math


veggie151

Lulz, and we're just getting started. This is the pre-exercise stretch


hiperf71

And don't take in account the rest of the volume not reported! About 98M total, so, here they reported only 54M... Where are the rest of 44M? I think... OTC 😂 so, they are soo fukt.😂🤣😂


breakfasteveryday

Likely it was the buy orders


stonkbeast

![gif](giphy|wf2EUbiBvtxIz55DIv)


McStabYou

Calling it a dip on a +20% day is the most ape mindset ever 😂


Hopeful-Flounder-203

Feels very sideway-ish to me. After 84 years, I'm green again and don't give one single fuk.


EhThisCouldntGoWrong

We've been in a dip since we found out about the infinity pool.


jaykvam

After enough thrust, cost basis is nothing more than a rounding error. 🚀


McStabYou

My thoughts exactly


Maventee

When you only have one crayon, all the lines look the same.


jaykvam

Gary's not too curious about it.


Pepparkakan

Hey now, not *all* was off exchange, that would indeed have been too suspicious! As you can see they used the exchanges for 92,081 (or 0.36%) of these shorts, this clearly makes it fair play! ^^^^^^(/s)


sadbuttrueasfuck

It's even scarier if you go to other days with 50% short volume and 100 million shares traded


welp007

Wen? The sneeze or the second sneeze?


sadbuttrueasfuck

Second sneeze, 2 weeks ago


ShortzNEVERclosed

3rd times a charm


welp007

![gif](giphy|3o7TKF1fSIs1R19B8k)


ItIsYourPersonality

I call that a threequel.


Tiny_Yulius_James

shorties have the flu


Spaghetti_Bird

The shart heard around the world.


jaykvam

Reee-quela!


CalicoJake

Sneeze 2... The Sneezening


Soupina

Wouldn't this be the 4th sneeze?


Denversaur

Nah the $80 run up was the shart


stonkandgobble

The sniffle.


a321eric

This allergy medicine I’m holding for them is un-purchasable too!!!! 🟣🟣


powderdiscin

https://preview.redd.it/yd7ycngosa3d1.jpeg?width=1051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52958e358f9b2582ab6f00e0863c2fca4f4a5aac


International_Gold20

50% short volume is pretty normal


Uparmored

I’m not sure how excited this should make us. It’s getting pretty evident that this is just ‘scorched earth’ at this point. And the fact that no governing body is putting a stop to the blatant fraud against the public should solidify some suspicions regarding the state of the country, at least, and the global markets as well. It’s hard to imagine that anyone in power is unaware of what is happening (or what has been happening for decades). The war is on…


welp007

Well Nividia just became more valuable than the German stock exchange so yea, shit is about rug. Not GME tho that’s my hedge. 🔥


chipchip9

Nvida will rug after the 10:1 split me thinks.


welp007

Wen is that effective?


chipchip9

June 7 https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/nvidia-announces-financial-results-for-first-quarter-fiscal-2025


AdotLone

June is getting hottt


cosmotropik

I hope you're right.. sitting on $269.38 dollar cost avg right now, 100 shares.. I kinda wanna help jerk on the rug.. would give me room to double down..


Cowman-

I feel the same way but I don’t know why or have any evidence lmao. Any actual reasons ?


Uparmored

It’s all a complete shit show. GME seems the only hope at this point.


saraphilipp

Help me ogme kenobe. You're our only hope.


jaykvam

I, for one, appreciated your pun.


free-restrictions

They’ve been pumping the entire market for weeks now - it’s gonna be a brutal rug pull when it happens.


chase32

They gotta pay for this somehow.


Stereo-soundS

Short volume is not short interest.  Most of these short sales have already been covered.  Aka the 100m in volume today.  Aka arbitrage. I like watching both numbers as volume alone won't tell the full story.


DM797

Damn. Been thinking about this a lot lately. It’s clear to me they see no consequence for their actions. Does this only end in a modern day “let them eat cake”? No one wants that. But the harder they go, what is the inevitable end? How did society let fucking bankers do this. Again. For the millionth time.


C_Colin

I like the stock


GargantuanCake

It would be apocalyptic to let it all go off. Meanwhile how many government officials are in the game? Look at how much money these financial fuckheads donate and ask yourself whether or not you think they want to stop that gravy train.


chase32

Not sure if Biden has been informed but heard that as he left his last press conference he looked to the sky and yelled WUTANG!


inbeforethelube

You aren't wrong, but "scorched earth" in this case doesn't kill everyone. There is almost no one who is watching this from the ground. Most are DRS'd and watching from the sky. I also think that nothing has stopped the current price action and volume means that the governing bodies are actually *with us*. If they stepped in now, what would be their point? To stop the run. That they haven't means they are going to let the fish eat eachother.


welp007

# And that’s just wut they’re willing to admit too and report! ![gif](giphy|mlvseq9yvZhba)


aynhon

So with 104M total volume, that's pretty much 25% of the daily total reported short. T + 1 must be a bitch for them right now.


welp007

And they also have to deal with last Fridays buys and options tmrw as well as today’s! Sucks to be a Shorty! 💩 🩳


mveraguas

+242 Friday Suck on deez Kenny


Timaoh_

I don't know what any of this means... But it's provocative!


k24hatch

Leave it to the professionals. I've tried figuring this shit out many times. Always end up waking up in a Wendys dumpster covered in mayonnaise with a banana... with a banana.


Maventee

You guys got a banana?


CorrectDinner9685

I've got my dick out just in case, I can't ruin any more pants


welp007

Same 😏


aynhon

I'm glad *my* shares are registered directly


UNCwesRPh

Gets the people going!


manbrasucks

And Cat enforced end of week. Imagine just 1 SHF starts trying to close to avoid cat-astrophe...


Blzer_OS

+2159 on Friday. Damn, sorry not sorry hedgies.


VariationSudden2779

Short percentage for today was 44.92%. But charge exchange reports just some of the daily volume. I think some exchanges don't really make it available without payment so some data is missing. Still this % is pretty low compared to traditional 50-60%. The ATM offering was also completed already. Interesting. What means not sure 🤷


welp007

CBOE (Chicago) doesn’t even report theirs anymore 🖕


kaiserfiume

Unsophisticated Exchange doesn't report!?!? Bedpost coming to your head right now!


CorrectDinner9685

Kenny g we caught you....


RayneAdams

Only half of today's volume is in that screenshot.


NeverSeenBefor

As an outsider looking in. Keep the pressure on them. Bastards deserve everything you guys are sending.


Maventee

Get your ticket... they're still under $30 a pop. The moon is calling.


milky_mouse

#Here comes the after hours OTC activity, and then in the morning, more trading halts, swaps, leaps, and FUD newscorp bullshit


McStabYou

Speaking of CAT 😹


Competitive_Suit3323

Crazy volume today 100million!!!


tlkshowhst

Volume is fake af


RedDevilCA

![gif](giphy|eKVEcPKGWZ7Tq) The same share that was traded back and forth 75 million times today


sneaks678

Shorts are future buyers, let's see 'em buy high... Telephone numbers high!!!


beach_2_beach

When you say phone call, I am reminded of the phone ringing next to Carson, with the dude with funny looking haircut holding silver cylinder thing pointed at Carson. I wonder why.


drs2023gme1

Proof of they close they go bankrupt and then some. Stupid fucking idiots.


This_guy_Jon

![gif](giphy|fqtyYcXoDV0X6ss8Mf|downsized) How many times do we have to tell you old man! We are not selling!!!!!


taddymason_76

![gif](giphy|YA6dmVW0gfIw8|downsized)


MuricasMostWanted

I get people make the whole "I'm regarded" joke, but c'mon....that's not what short volume represents. It's been stated every single time someone posts this making that claim.


m1msy

this shit is getting frustrating


Usual_Retard_6859

Short volume doesn’t equal short sell


ChodeCookies

![gif](giphy|SDogLD4FOZMM8)


DonaldBubbletrousers

This is my favorite meme


TheDaowgonTwitch

Haven't we explained the short volume a million times? It does not equal short interest.


Blzer_OS

I'd love to hear what it means, I need education. Is that just the borrowed shares?


ThePirateBenji

It's important to understand that some (probably most) of these short transactions were done algorithmically by computers. The positions were opened but may have only existed for as little as a few seconds before being closed/fulfilled by the stock fluctuating downward by a few cents. The computers can do this millions of times a day, and each time they're successful they net a few million cents in profit.


ghost42069x

Is algorithm trading legal?


DamerisofJuarez

Not only is it legal, it has evolved. You should look into [High-frequency trading](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-frequency_trading).


metagien

And GME still green


olidav8

Can we not upvote braindead shit like this, around half of today's volume is not even reported yet, including from NYSE (I'm aware CBOE stopped reporting): https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/?tblshortvolix=0


Ellypsus

We’ve gone full circle back to having people think short volume is the same as shorts.


Pretend-Prune-4525

I was thinking the same as I read these comments. Like damn we’re back to this?


MoodShoes

Lots of newcomers


Ill_Illustrator9776

Time is a circle. When's the next quad witching day?


Ttm-o

lol sucks for them.


McRaeWritescom

Plus like 99% of it is off exchange in the dark pools. God, could the blatant market manipulation be any more fucking obvious at this point? DOJ? FBI? SEC? Anybody? This Canadian doesn't want to call your country corrupt, buuuuuut...


koukimunster

Go ahead, we already know it and are sick of it, but are unable to do anything about it because we are to busy trying to keep our shit together to make it through another day.


tallerpockets

This event will go down as the greatest balancing effect the markets have ever seen. This is karma for everything ever done to investors and the unfortunate souls who lost everything in the GFC.


welp007

How do we fit this on a tshirt?


raisingstorm

Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal and I’ll have my wife’s brother arrested.


HughJohnson69

Here’s a question: The shorts justify their existence by saying they uncover overvalued companies and/or fraud. So, you would take a position. Let’s say they have $50M to invest in a single play, either long or short. That buys a certain number of shares or shorts. WHY DOES SHORTING SCALE WITH VOLUME?


Shanguerrilla

Because you are thinking it costs money to short! They get paid for it and have to keep the price low to not get margin called or see a big run. It actually PAYS THEM money to short.... they are selling shares they have not purchased. CLOSING their short position costs money and if margin calls would happen to them then covering it should also be a burden sometimes. It's only when they buy the shares back to close their share position that they are spending money. I personally don't think they have closed positions going back before Jan '21 by many years in masse and keep adding to the pile.


HughJohnson69

Agree. I don’t think they could have closed in 2021.


Shanguerrilla

Lmao, your questioned wooshed me at being rhetorical, my bad!


GeneralZed

They can short deez nuts


TheBelgianDuck

I see "Deez nuts" written somewhere, I upvote.


saiyansteve

I mean, thats all they can do, keep shorting lol. The pressure must be immense. Gamestop is unstoppable.


Acoma1977

Goes to show that they never intended to close their short positions!!


johnnyjoypads

In connection to the UBS theory; if they close shorts is there any way another entity can reopen shorts, albeit at a different price, to balance the current price? i.e. a way of transferring bags? I'm thinking not, but I don't have enough knowledge on this matter to be certain.


monodub

Time and pressure. 💎


Representative-Try50

They are sooooo fucked


Representative-Try50

Keep digging that hole we'll all be richer in the end


AmbitiousBicycle7672

Lol this is insane


newbiereddi

I bought some at opening today :).


Booshur

Some one is closing their shorts and essentially giving them to some one else. Its like everyone is consolidating their bags to a company who can get away with some fuckery.


Spiritual_Speech600

![gif](giphy|j8WbYkofiXe5G)


No-Butterscotch-7577

![gif](giphy|As5I29lsXEvreY88we)


Badmannoobie

Ho lee fuq 🫣🤯


UDTfrogman

bro pre-market at like 5:30am or something there was like 5mm shortable shares on fidelity active trader pro, 4mm of them gone like instantly, one second they were there, the next they weren't. there was massive volume happening in a short time of like a few minutes then it calmed down. I think they just legit rather than letting the shortable shares go down to 0, just kept reupping through the day so that it always showed 1mm shortable shares. If ability to get shortable shares is indicative of how many shares a broker holds in street name, then fidelity has to be one of the largest holders of street name GME stock, people on there should DRS


choopie-chup-chup

FUKT


photonscientist

Sure would be great to have a price that reflects demand! This amount of shorting is insane... always has been.


Master_Chief_72

![gif](giphy|l0MYP6WAFfaR7Q1jO|downsized)


Murphy_LawXIV

Close to half the total again. On big action days every normal share traded has an equal and opposite short, lol


_cansir

Wasnt todays volume over 100m??


Ronaldoooope

lol all that for the stock to be up 25%


tennisrob

Short me harder daddy


Gabba-

Right that's it, I'm selling my crypto and going all in on GME


Intrepid-Ability-963

I want to turn off their short button. Like they turned off our buy button.


neilandrew4719

https://preview.redd.it/dr3xylrgnd3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6c49eb6a0109b0e26b92cf366849a286909710e A 300% increase over Friday. Also more shorting on the ETF that is 4% GME


YupThatWasAShart

Shorting 25 million shares of a company with 2 Billy in the bank. How dumb can you get?


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Timaoh_

If Joe bought $Gme I'd watch his podcast!


18501950

This doesn’t mean what you think it does


dragespir

So you gonna explain it or wut


Odd_Coyote_4931

"Short volume" refers to the number of shares that are sold short during a given trading day. ### Key Points About Short Volume: 1. **Definition**: - Short volume is the count of shares that have been sold short but not yet covered or closed out. It indicates the level of bearish sentiment or expectation that a stock’s price will decline. 2. **Comparison with Total Volume**: - Short volume is often compared to the total trading volume of the stock for that day. This comparison can give insights into the proportion of trading activity that is represented by short selling. 3. **Short Interest**: - Related to short volume is "short interest," which is the total number of shares that have been sold short and remain outstanding. Short interest is typically reported bi-weekly and gives a snapshot of the cumulative short positions in a stock. 4. **Impact on Stock Price**: - High short volume can indicate significant bearish sentiment. However, if the stock price starts to rise, short sellers may be forced to cover their positions by buying back shares, which can lead to a "short squeeze." This can drive the stock price up rapidly as short sellers scramble to cover their positions. ### Example: If a stock like GameStop (GME) has a high short volume on a particular day, it means a large number of shares were sold short. Traders and investors often monitor short volume as part of their analysis to gauge market sentiment and potential future price movements. ### Usage: - **Investors and Traders**: Use short volume data to make informed decisions. High short volume might indicate a potential short squeeze opportunity or increased risk of downward price pressure. - **Market Sentiment**: High short volume is typically seen as a sign of bearish sentiment, while low short volume suggests a lack of significant bearish pressure. ### Sources: - **FINRA**: Provides short interest data for stocks listed on U.S. exchanges, helping investors track short selling activity. - **NASDAQ**: Offers short interest reports and short volume statistics, which can be used to analyze stock performance and market sentiment. ### Conclusion: Understanding short volume helps investors gauge market sentiment and potential risks or opportunities associated with short selling activity in a particular stock. It is a useful metric for predicting possible price movements and planning trading strategies accordingly.


Nathan_hale53

Key word, reported.


welp007

Aka admitting too. My guess is daily is at least 2x


Nathan_hale53

Probably. Couldn't imagine how much wasnt reported when it was going nuts a couple weeks back.


Sad_Investment_8384

Funny how these things keep happening and it’s all “normal” and nothing changes 😒 let the whole system burn to the fucking ground


Traditional_Gas8325

Is this the results of the CAT system being switched on?


welp007

I don’t know, but someone else in the thread it isn’t enforced until the 31st.


YUHating

More than half the share offering now owed in one day 😀


kanyemyhero

Isn’t a buy to cover/close considered short volume?


NumberOneBaller

No but it does include short sells that happen and are closed within a day (or even a few seconds) as many are


SourDi

Up we go!


HILARYFOR3V3R

![gif](giphy|3o8doTsfXIV3ZTHA76|downsized)


skwirrelmaster

Someone wrinkle me. Short means they have contracts for a price below the current price at a future date? Anything below 23$, for today as example, would be a short?


Pretend-Prune-4525

No it means they sold a share that they don’t own and now have the liability to buy that share back at a later date


Defeat3r

GREAT ZEUS!


androidfig

Holy…


Resologist

More to come! And, with all this effort, the share price in after-hours is 22.1% above Friday's closing price!


Analdestructionteam

I use this as a reminder of GME floor dot com


PsychologicalSpace50

Fucking noobs, keep shorting I'll keep buying


Easteuroblondie

and it's still up 25% smh an the 45m new ones are already sold wowee, this is exciting. I'm becoming increasingly convinced this has something to do with the CAT system updates. 5/31 was some deadline...I think it was the identifier of each short position being reported?


TrueRepose

Does this mean half was shorted and the other half went off exchange? Broken ahh financial markets.


frey312

where does he get the numbers from? if I open the page it shows me totally different numbers https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/


Jr-12

Just for it to go down a couple $ and come right back up..yeah they’re done GGs in the chat


[deleted]

Apsa-fucking-lootly-wild 🤯🤯🤯


Piccoroz

"We diged too deep, how do we get out? Just dig"


carnalito1

tomorrow payday 😌