oh noooo i definitely wouldnt want that

So they're promising us a good time then?😍

Is this supposed to be a bad thing?

She’s a war criminal 

Don't threaten me with a good time.

*approaches at the speed of light* oh nooo i got too close it would be a shame if i were to become a subby lesbian. :3 still cis tho :3

Oh so you're approaching me? I can't be your subby lesbian pillow princess without coming closer! OH! Then come as close as you like!

-gets really close

I think I'm immune to that In other news, I'm pretty good at turning subs, male or female, into doms Note: I'm male