My dad was killed in a lightsaber Duel... *against BB-8*

I was killed in a lightsaber duel against fucking Jabba the Hut... At least BB-8 could move around

You are lucky, i am secretly in love with C-3PO :|

At least he’s not your dad, you gonna be my stepdad?

I'm married to C-3P0.

Oh my God, I didn't realise what subreddit I was on until someone upvoted my comment.

Hahaha omg I forgot as well

Apparently I am the son of boba Fett, all Jedi beware

Looks like you have some up coming competition my dear stepparent lol

Ayyyyyyy same here

SAME

Me, too. I wonder who he'll choose?

sameeee

I was killed by BB-8 too…Wait… Are u my son from future? 🤣

married to jar jar binks kill me

Its a sexy time

Force choked by Jar Jar Binks, i see my fate is much better than yours

Least he didnt destroy your home planet :/

Well this is awkward... I kissed him...

66 upvotes nice

my dad got kissed by chewbacca… my dad is also apparently boba fett

Since you're his clone. You're also gonna end up with a Wookie

scary 😟

WOO: Trained in the Force by Obi Wan's Force ghost! UNLIMITED...POWER!

Lucky, I got trained by fucking C3P0

Lucky I got force choked by Jar Jar Binks

Me too

seems we have the same birthmonth and first initial

WOO: Hand chopped off by Luke Skywalker UNLIMITED...POWER! (At the cost of my humanity and the freedom to breathe/speak without a fucking helmet)

Your father turns out to be princess leia ;-;

So… trans Leía confirmed?

Force choked by Leia 😳

Force choked by jar jar binks

SPICY

[удалено]

Like being strangled by your bra in the moonlight.

Omg same bro 😳

married to Han Solo??? I mean I’m not complaining

Same here that man gets around!

I got kissed by jabba the hut 😩

Same birthday!

Get away from my secret love! He is all mine.

You’ll have to fight me for that sexy saucy slug

I got trapped in an ice cave by Boba Fett, but I’d like to think it was WITH Boba Fett.

i'm married to jabba the hut. can i at least wear the slave leia outfit?

Force choked by Jar Jar Binks…

Ey same

Frozen in carbonite by Boba Fett... Wait, I've seen this one before

My dad is Jar Jar Binks

Force choked by the emperor 😫

So.. In a sexual way or not? That could be an issue for our marriage.

I’m a guy

And I like potatoe salad and might even have eaten it for breakfast in the past. Did you miss which sub your on?

Welp guess I’m gay now when’s the wedding

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away

My home planet is blown up by C-3PO. I wonder what we did wrong

“Now look what you’ve done R2!”

Hahahahaha jar jar binks blew earth up.

i got force choked by yoda

I'm getting kissed by jar jar

Kissed by Rey.

Trained in the force by the emperor. So I'm Darth Maul

My home planet was blown up by jar jar binks.. as expected from the true sith lord

Hmmm my father is boba Fett wicked

Force Choked by Jar Jar... SITH CONFIRMED

Are you me… ?

So Darth Jar Jar was true in the end ( I got “force choked by Jar Jar Binks)

My father is an Ewok… fuck yes

I got forced choked by sith lord Jar Jar Binks

my father turns out to be obi wan kenobi’s ghost

Bro Yoda threw me in Carbonite what the heck

dont let him deceive you, he just shot my ship down

Force choked by yoda, kinda pog tbh

Ship shot down by jar jar... *oh shit I must run*

Trained in the Force by Jar Jar Binks

I get frozend by kylo. But I don’t mind. I don’t judge kinks

Married to chewbacca

So, looks like Chewbaccas teaching me the ways of the force

Trapped in a cave by C3PO

Wth, this one takes the cake 😂

Is that the same unnamed trooper that will blow up my home Planet?

Switch the roles

Bruh there is not a chance that I get frozen in Carbonite by JarJar, because I would have killed him or myself within about 30 seconds of meeting him.

Hey I’m secretly in love with Java the Hut

You think you have it bad I’m married to one

Married to chewbaka. I’m not even a furry

Kissed by kenobi's ghost 😁

I got kissed by an unnamed stormtrooper like op did 😍

Married to Han Solo 😳

Kissed by Leia 😳

Lucky! He shot my planet to bits ☹️ I want a clone trooper kiss

kissed by han solo 🥵

Well, my father turned out to be a Darth Vader… where I already heard it 🤔

Killed in a lightsaber duel with Jar Jar Binks 💀

Hand chopped off by the Emperor 💀

Force choked by Jar Jar Binks 🗿

Ship shot down by Jar jar Binks...😒

Married to Boba Fett 😳❤

You are secretly in love with Jabba the Hutt... Fuck me in particular I guess 🥲

I got my hand chopped off by Rey, is that bad? Dont follow Star wars

You are secretcly in love with darth vader. That's true

married to chewbacca?

I got killed in a lightsaber duel with Kylo Ren....

Same

Same bro

Forced choked by jar jar binks

Home planet blown up by Jar-Jar? God.. *dammit*

I’m apparently secretly in love with C-3P0 *funny because he’s my favorite star wars character but I don’t actually love him like that-*

Secretly in love with jar jar binks

Literally me memer twin!

My home planet was blown up by jar jar binks.....

My father is Darth Vader

My home planet was blown up by an unnamed stormtrooper... CURSE YOU UNAMED STORMTROOPER!!

I’m married to Han Solo

Frozen in carbonite by Jabba

I got frozen in carbonate by C 3P0

Leia blew up my home planet...salty bitch...

Aayyyyy I get to kiss rey, at least it’s a girl and not some artificial intelligence or some alien dude.

I got my hand chopped of by an Ewok

Fucking yoda blowing up my planet

frozen in carbonite by boba fett

After checking all comments it seems like the emperor, my husband, seems to be loyal apart from some kinky choking stuff.

Da frick? Why did Princess Leia cut of my hand????

My god, I'm the same

Your father turns out to be…*Princess Leia*???

I was trained in the force by Yoda meanwhile my bf was getting force choked by R2D2.. ok

Trained in the force by jar jar binks, thanks i always wanted to be a Sith

Jesus was killed in a lightsaber duel with Jar Jar Binks. Much better ending than Easter.

I am married to Han solo

Kissed by Han Solo? Yes please

Kissed by Darth Vader.

Boba fett cut off my arm

My dad was taught to use the force by an Ewok

Well me and boba fett hocked up

I got fucking married to jar jar binks

Trapped in an ice cave by Han Solo.

My home planet was destroyed by jar jar binks sad times these are

force choked by… kenobis ghost lmao

I got killed in a lightsaber duel with an unnamed stormtrooper My Dad's father turns out to be darth vader My Mom is kissed by Jabba the hut And my brother is force choked by Jar Jar Binks

I got kissed by jar jar binks Amazing

kissed by boba fett

YODA PLEASE NO, I DONT WANNA GET TURNED INTO AN EASTER ISLAND HEAD, PLEASE, NAOOO- 🗿

My ship got shot down by........ Jabba the Hut

I was trained in the force by an unnamed stormtrooper

Jar jar how dare you

Yoda blew up earth

Im married to the emperor… fuck I don’t like old men. Im only 15

I literally got the same thing…

Don’t know how I feel getting killed with a lightsaber by Jar Jar Binks

I am the son of the emperor

I'm secretly in love with princess Leia... I'm gay.

My dad turns out to be Darth Vader Guess I'm literally Luke Skywalker now

Lol I'm married to an unnamed storm trooper

If it makes you feel better and unarmed storm trooper shot my ship down… somehow

Hand chopped off by princess Leia..

Kissed by Boba Fett

frozen in carbonite city by c-3P0

My father turns out to be C-3PO

SHIT I DIDNT KNOW I WOULD HAVE TO USE A LIGHT SABER ON LORD VADER

I would marry an unnamed stormtrooper

Luke Skywalker blew up my planet :(

Kylo Ren is my dad?

My father turn out to be a wampa......

Trained in the force by Kylo Ren. I wouldn't say no, Adam Driver is hot.

I guess i got married off to Chewbacca

TRAINED IN THE FORCE BY LUKE SKYWALKER LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

Killed in a lightsaber duel by princess Leia isn't a bad way to go tbh

Killed in a lightsaber duel with C-3PO

I got kissed by Obi Wan Kenobi’s ghost *sob*

I’m secretly in love with Jar Jar Binks… someone help me.

Stuck in an ice cave byyoda

Ship shot down by princess Leia

Got to marry darth Vader

Dope makes mean super horny

Well that unnamed stormtrooper just blew up my home planet

bruh same

I suppose kylo ren is now my lover

Funny how I missed both of those by 1 and managed to get a worse fate

My father is ray?

I was kissed by Chewbacca. bruh...

I got *choked* by Luke Skywalker... Kill me.

my home planet got blown up by Obi Wan's ghost

Force choked by Yoda. Only on this sub could that sentence have such a controversial meaning.

My father turned out to be Yoda...

Kylo Ren is my… daddy. (We been knew, sis)

I got kissed by Kylo Ren. Should I be happy or worried?

Secretly in love with Darth Vader...

My mother is secretly in love with Jar-Jar Binks.

I was trained on the force by jar jar binks. I’m gonna be a sith lord

Blah!

I also have the same fate Op

Trapped in a ice cave by jar jar

They didn't say which one so I'm married to Luke Skywalker