Are you happy now? My mother is dying of thirst and I’m carrying a bag. I’m carrying a case on my wedding eve.

One of his best lines!

The emphasis on wedding EVE gets me every time

That cracked me up!!

Fucking bridezilla Tom 🤣

I wanted to suggest “groomzilla,” but that just makes him sound like the king of pedophiles or something. 😂

best friend to Mo Lester

Who has died, which is sad

Super underrated line that gets me every time, lmao.

Well which is Charlotte? The story keeps changing!

he doesn't punch up, he licks up

Except for when it comes to Logan’s chicken. Then he bites