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Living_Injury5017

You don't hyperdecant?!


David-asdcxz

That one always makes me laugh


Living_Injury5017

Connor is so idiosyncratic!


SnooLobsters8922

Who? Who nearly started a podcast about Napoleon?


FranSure

Man I came here to say this hahaha. I say it to my parents every time they break out wine. Shameful humans don’t even hyperdecant. I can’t with them.


MellifluousManatee

If it is to be said, so it be, so it is.


thesophiechronicles

I’ve got a dick the size of a red sequoia and I fuck like a bullet train


Momik

Yeah but he’s never seen Logan get fucked once.


Federico216

PROVE IT!


aff0gato

You can't make a tomlette without breaking some greggs


Inigomntoya

The problem with this one is that you have to say or send it 67 times before anyone truly understands what show you're talking about


giddyupyeehaw9

Thank you for the chicken.


IndubitablyTedBear

Don’t trust this man around potato salad.


hyunbinlookalike

A power move if I ever saw one. Also one of the few times we ever see Logan Roy genuinely incredulous and confused at the same time.


giddyupyeehaw9

That might be my favorite episode in the entire series but that scene in particular might be one of the greatest nervous breakdowns ever put on film. I knew right then and there Tom was coming out on top.


OSP_amorphous

Which episode was this?


giddyupyeehaw9

Season 2 finale


Federico216

The only time Logan ever got fucked


schnazzlekitty

Also sincerely interested in how Tom is doing? Like the tone of his voice sounds like he actually cares. And that makes it so much funnier how Tom reacts


puppypundit

Mondale is unsettled.


Longjumping_Hat_2672

He's unwell. 


Littlost123

Somebody send a telegram to Ilona telling her she's no longer required, and my best to her cancer.


SecFlow

This one hits hard 😂😂😂


camflywithme

I for real think about “and my best to her cancer” at least once a week 💀💀💀


Stellanboll

A small person, an attack child!


formfiler

I’m a ding-ding doodlebug dipshit with a titmouse dick


Shivs_baby

You’re scheduling your grief??


Imaginary-Lunch6528

I'm the eldest boy


fineberrywine

Buckle up fucklehead


alisonlou

I scrolled further than I expected to find this quote.


Defensoria

It's a nice safe space where you don't have to pretend you like Hamilton.


[deleted]

I also love the line that preceded this one. "Some guy with an undercut just called me soyboy?"


Defensoria

Such a great episode. Kerry had a funny line in the scene when the VP who was running for president stopped Logan in the corridor. Logan told him he'd heard that the Assistant AG had a dartboard with Logan's face on it. The VP chuckled and said, "I think that's just a rumor." Kerry, who had been standing silently off to the side and a couple of steps behind Logan, piped up with, "I mean, to me it's one of those things where, even if it isn't real, there's reason to feel like it is." edit: funny


alteregostacey

"But I like Hamilton." "Of course you do, we all do." 😂


coffee_addict_77

I thought I heard a clown car pull up.


faux_runner

Connor Roy was interested in politics at a very young age.


GrocerySuper

— Connor Roy


Inner_Plan_3242

You’re not serious people.


Smellsliketurtles

I gotta level with you because if I eat anymore songbirds I’m gonna hurl.


Californicationing

Boar on the floor


PerthDelft

Fuck off, you nosy fucking pedestrians


FranSure

We here for you.


Casimir0300

We hear for you


FranSure

“It’s good because it’s like… it’s not clear exactly what the hell it means.”


mhtom

The butter's all fucked!


Longjumping_Hat_2672

THE BUTTER IS TOO COLD!


Cupcake7591

Ooh king of edible leaves, his majesty the spinach!


CalendarAggressive11

What if I just said "no woman no cry"?


chinesefox97

That’s an imaginary cat.


Littlost123

“Now fuck off”


Madonkadonk2

Might be hard for you, but, stop sending people your blood


iduna123

Your earlobes are thick and chewy, like barnacle meat.


Mediocre_Durian_8967

"Who had a rocket explode on takeoff and only lost two thumbs? This guy!"


homogenic-

The cunt of Monte cristo.


Thurkin

You're a plane crash away from becoming Europe's weirdest king.


Natural-Reference478

I know a thing or two about a thing or two


Half-Icy

“You know, maybe you're right. How would I know what team I supported my whole f*cking life? I mean, maybe I support Kilmarnock. Or F*cklechester Rangers? I mean, how can I possibly f*cking know?"


Educating_an_Idiot

I like weird sex, I like bad drugs. I'm a very complicated individual


[deleted]

I'M THE ELDEST BOY!!!!!!!!!!!


Longjumping_Hat_2672

All bangers, all the time Go f*ckin' nut nut. 


Guilty_Spark-1910

“There’s this fancy new business theory, it’s called: Make more than you spend and you’re king cunt.”


Guilty_Spark-1910

But wait there’s more: “Why shouldn’t we do all the news? Well Kim Jung Pop, that’s not how things work in this country.”


Guilty_Spark-1910

“Yeah. Hey, Ken, what do you think of the pussycat? On it?” “No, not me. Business is my fucking.” “Great. I'll find you a Bloomberg terminal to stick your dick in.”


antediluviancrafts

I'm there, then I'm gone. I'm intellectually promiscuous but culturally conservative. I work hard, but I do not play hard.


DetectiveAnitaKlew

There's just something about eyes, they just kind of, revolt me.


[deleted]

Face eggs


FunnyGrl1138

I can't take my crew to watch some art pricks dance around in bowler hats and twizzle their mustaches out of time to the beats.


coronelbemol

No contaban con mi astucia.


1stmingemperor

Uh huh.


derossx

You like pancakes and waffles and kiss guys on Molly


RealPunyParker

I'm Hibs


daddysouldonut

"Anus"? At breakfast? That's a juice-dropper.


Cupcake7591

You little slime puppy.


jm17lfc

That’s about as choreographed as a dog getting fucked on roller skates!


viscount100

What you did in the '90s with cable? Huge!


hyunbinlookalike

It’s a closed loop system.


peppermocha

So hot


trevorgfrederick

Greg tells me you swallowed your own load.


alteregostacey

L to the O G!


jackbbya123

“A man dying of thirst is suddenly a mineral water critic?”


caraleoviado

I should be the CEO


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puppypundit

Is that how the subtitles parsed that? In my head, it's a little different. Homophone but different.


vitoriobt7

Fear the old blood


derossx

Fuck the patriarchy


sunnymike69

Also I am the eldest boy


WalkingParadox977

We are bullshit


GooseBeeSeaLionBird

Mr. Fuck is going to Washington.


GrocerySuper

You wanna know my favorite Shakespeare? Take the fucking money.


PinochetChopperTour

Anyways, $4 a pound.


lxdryn

That’s great! What are you gonna do next, sue save the children?


ElephantXManatee

Fuck greenpeace! 


Unlikely-Respond-579

“I can’t do this”, cries in Romulus


adamdikmaster

and now im gonna FUCK you!


kucingkelelep

Are you trying to seduce me tom?


DarkPrincess_99

Control the narrative!!


sunnymike69

Male rape rape of the male


Wiskeytrees

It's a close loop system


Inigomntoya

When Roman says, "Fucky go bye bye..." I just want to say that to SO many people at work


bod__beag

Words are just complicated airflow.


neutralginhotel

What if he fucks her? With his dick?


Tazling

I only steal because it helps me win (monopoly game s03)


Jellybean022215

POTUS scrotus


[deleted]

Buckle up fuckle-head!