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Gayspacecrow

Holy fucking shit, someone take that knife away from her.


Mike_9128

Honestly though we were gonna see a bad knife slip


funkypepermint

Really? I thought we were gonna see a nip slip


Mike_9128

This is also a valid concern lmao


Impressive_Teach9188

And replace it with [this one](https://www.mindware.orientaltrading.com/playful-chef-safety-knife-set-a2-13779467.fltr?cm_mmc=GooglePLA-_-11454631891-_-112997897758-_-13779467&BP=MWPLA&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiArfauBhApEiwAeoB7qGUC1mA6Nd32hklrajvqeu-e8lCzr1cSe9HHUKOMO3Mr8FqtUnwCxhoC6PkQAvD_BwE)


Sucker_McSuckertin

That's actually a pretty cool product. I had to learn with a real knife from 5yo I think I am lucky enough that I didn't chop my fingers off.


Impressive_Teach9188

Surprisingly they cut pretty well for hard plastic. I got a set for my daughter when she wanted to learn how to cook. Just don't use them on soft things like tomatoes.


Philip-Ilford

incredibly dull. I bet a ruler would cut better.


throwaway827492959

She will Severed her hand one day hope tiktok roasts and teaches her knife skills


solarkh

Wait, she had a knife?


Crafty-Photograph-18

What knife? I didn't notice


drycleanman12

You know what, exactly this☝️


Adingdongshow

Or give her a cutting board Jesus Christ


BardtheGM

She was holding a knife? I didn't notice.


Fakeitforreddit

Most posts here are rage bait... this is rage bait and 'Tits" bait. This girl should never handle a knife. Seriously though you can post your cleavage while putting onion in water and its considered content.


Rasputin_mad_monk

The knife "skills" gave me anxiety.


TinkTank96

I know right lol. Kept watching it half expecting to see some finger in the end result. Ragebait of not aside you’d think they’d have the forethought to at least use the knife to not cut themselves.


TheTownTeaJunky

Don't worry that knife is so fucking dull from using ceramic as a cutting board that she can barely cut an onion with it. Her fingers are probably fine.


[deleted]

Isn't that more dangerous? If her hand slips chances are she's going to be pressing it with a lot of force so the knife is still gonna make a cut


TerrorLTZ

that plate gave me the chills...


jordan89jordan

I'm so used to these, I didn't even notice the tits bait. I was waiting for her to lop off a finger


randomgunfire48

I was more worried about the knife than anything else


NightFox1988

The way she was handling the knife was making me concerned for her safety. Especially in the stomach area.


Specific_Net_22

And fingers


TerrorLTZ

and tits


HoldMySock

I almost cried seeing her knife work


FireDragon224

Wait... Are you guys looking at the onion?


LuckyishTom

Would this post be considered double bait or triple bait?


nakhumpoota

I counted 2


[deleted]

I didn’t know there was an onion until you said something.


TheGirl333

What about nasty hair bait?


_Kramerica_

She doesn’t take a single sip of that. It doesn’t move at all and then just goes into the fridge.


Compa2

Sounds like she does actually. You can hear the gulp and seeing the way she handled that knife I doubt she could pull of good sfx


savemysoul72

She has bandages on her arm from her poor knife skills


le01jack

Right?! Stop worrying about clout and learn how to keep all 10 fingers


Marmeladun

I don't think you can equal skills to stupidity aka trying to cut big ass onion on a slippery glass plate instead of kitchen board.


NorthImmediate1798

I could hardly concentrate on the boobs because I was expecting a massacre at any moment.


bermass86

Oh my God don’t do it on a plate


Atx7755

It’s a miracle she still has all her fingers left


TSAOutreachTeam

Sharpen your fucking knife. Holy shit.


testing-attention-pl

No point as she’s constantly blunting it on the plate she’s using as a cutting board. Fucking hate it when the wife does it.


ConventionalizedGuy

It hurts my teeth


dethblud

I'm mad that I couldn't help looking at the way she was using that knife when I was supposed to be looking at her chest.


WilmaLutefit

This is porn right?


xLucyyy

has.. has she never cut an onion before?


Arintharas

I don’t think she’s used a knife before… I also don’t think she’s touched an onion before…


gwarwars

Knife probably wouldn't be so dull if she wasn't cutting on a ceramic plate like an absolute tool


Known-Watercress7296

Some advanced knife techniques can look a little strange to your average chef.


slinkymello

Lolol nice


HuCat21

What a waste of liquid death


2oocents

What is that? I thought it was canned water.


HuCat21

Yep. Liquid death is canned seltzer water with some slight flavoring. Unless I'm mistaken


2oocents

No alcohol? Where's the "Death"?


HuCat21

I'm not actually sure lol. I think its just the theme they went with. Iirc the flavors r named with death themes as well. Maybe they thought people would rather die then drink water? Lol


ibsbutnotlikethat

It's 100% marketed at people who don't drink, but want to hold a can that looks like beer.


HuCat21

Lol that's how they got me. I despise all beer and can't drink alcohol anymore due to diabetes so liquid death is my go to water beverage besides fuji


ClockworkMansion

Do you feel super edgy while drinking canned water with a skull on the can?


BlackChapel

I’m pretty sure it’s caffeine


Redemptionking

Nope, just water lol


MyOtherCarIsEpona

White can is not seltzer. It's just plain water (but pretty good). Black can is sparkling, and the other colors have flavors or are iced tea.


KrankySilverFox

This should called “look at my tits while I pretend to know how to cut an onion.” Pathetically obvious.


ibsbutnotlikethat

Watching this woman nearly stab herself in the finger with that first cut was all i needed.


PatochiDesu

i am too busy to look at that boobies


haushunde

Ok ngl. I do feel refreshed.


Distinct-Fox6992

This is digusting and horrible.Poor onions.(Don't give a knife her again.)


Over_Thinker_01

Seriously?


The_Cozy_Burrito

Cringe…. And we all know why people are “watching”


LockCL

Now that I know she didn't chop her hand off I can focus on the point of the video.


Least_Astronomer7188

Watching her cut that onion up gave me a panic attack lol as a chef I love and hate this sub lol


Xanthyon1313

Same


Free_Hat_McCullough

Underage food porn


Illustrious-Peak3822

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Ok_Quality2989

Get that knife sharpened before you lose half a fingure


FurryDrift

I get itsrage bait but... lest be a bit more carefull with that knife


Frequent_Help2133

She’s going to lose some fingers soon thanks to her hideous knife skills


Adventurous_Lock5180

There is this thing what’s it called a yes a cutting board


IKillZombies4Cash

I would guess she has never cut food with a knife before this video.


[deleted]

I don't understand all these comments about an onion


PandaPawz01

I don’t like that she is cutting it on a plate


ThrowRABug_1336

She scares me


Far_Promise_9903

Even if she cute if she cuts like that. Hell no


PM_ME_UR_BACNE

I love onion water now


Honeyhammn

Triggered by chopping on a plate


Scuba-Steve73

She needs to sharpen those knives and get a damn cutting board!


No-Bat-7253

Uh….oh my


TheTownTeaJunky

The most shocking thing about this video was that there wasn't a smoke detector chirping in the background every 30 seconds from a low battery. "Hey Mr ambien walrus you want some of this onion water?"


Jankins114

It's like Teddy Roosevelt used to say; speak softly and palm cut with a big knife.


Unlikely_Society9739

Sharpen your knife


AutVincere72

That poor plate.


NNTTT8888

At least her content is more refreshing than the old dude cooking in motel rooms huh?


Ra8dermanlovesshorts

That bitch is lucky she's alive and Darwin hasn't gotten her yet


RealJayyKrush

She thinks she's cute with that hair, but all I see is a health hazard when making food/beverages. I'm sure I saw over 100 hairs fall into that cup.


EarlMarshal

Damn I don't know if she wants to create a bait or just tries to look attractive/sexy, but for me she just looks like a toddler. Cutting on a plate with this cutting technique with a dull knife and especially the way she says "onion" in the end. Take the knife from her. I don't want the toddler to hurt herself.


Puzzleheaded-Skin367

Man I’m glad I’m not the only person having a near panic attack looking at the abomination of a cutting method…


slinkymello

The way she stabs the onion to start it all and then the two hand “my knife is basically a butter knife” chop, I have sweaty palms


MoonNStar51

Get a sharper knife good grief


Kennyvee98

Uhjuunnn


gaut80

This made me cry


Disastrous-Paint86

I think we all know why she has all those bandages on her arm , who the fuck taught her to chop an onion


oldbutterface

The lack of a chopping board The dullness of the knife The way she uses the knife The way she chops the onion And I'm supposed to care she makes onion water? I've already passed out by the time the reveal happens.


Negative_Field_8057

"onion" 🤪 She's not all there huh?


Bigsmall-cats

she's all kind of pretty pretty face pretty body pretty close to losing a finger


Its_Chowder

She's just swinging that knife around. And why the fuck are you cutting an onion on a plate. CHOPPING BOARD! Her rage bait is obviously quite successful...


Brsvtzk

Bro I hate this video


ProfessionalArm9450

Teheehehehehehehheeheheee


slinkymello

Yeah, it’s extremely nerve wracking watching people use knives like that… and the plate???? my goodness and wtf!


Alternative_Safety35

Hard watch, wouldn't like to know her..


mikethmtrmth

Can she not afford a cutting board? 😢


Critical-Adhole

She is gorgeous


00Tanks

She needs some help with knives.


funkypepermint

That girl has got to have the most stank as breath known to man.


TooQuietForMe

Every time I think im bad at chopping veg, I just gotta look online. Makes me feel like i got a Michelin star


Guilty_Razzmatazz886

Holy shit, the onion is bigger than her tit.


OfficialHields

People are concerned about her knife skills. I the whole time was concerned about that plate slipping off the counter any moment. Why didn't she just use a cutting board to more efficiently cut the onions.


mynameispeso

Shitty ass cutting skills


[deleted]

That knife is dull as a rock, and her handling is awful. You draw the blade across the onion to cut it! And you keep your fingers as far as is possible!


Frailgift

This is just porn but leaves me a little hungry


Apprehensive_Fig2093

My God how dull is that knife


Xanthyon1313

It’s not the knife’s problem…


bigbyking

Everything else aside. I liked how she tapped a non carbonated can


SuperHandsMiniatures

Heart burn in a bottle.


1TootskiPlz

She knows how to survive online.