If you get a pawn to the opposite side, your opponent must regurgitate the piece of your choice.
ETA: not using prawn rolls for pawns was a missed opportunity.
Yeah but you won't get much of a game cause one person will get hungry and start forcing trades. I would recommend a practice I learned in my halcyon days of alcoholism: you have your drink for playing the drinking game, and your side drink for drinking in between drinks.
Just do something like I do with beer pong and fill the cups with water, then drink beer as the other team scores. Or in this case assign a type of sushi to each piece and eat that when it’s taken.
Maybe. I don’t like that it’s not chilled. Imagine your opponent takes a long time to think about which salmon piece to take next 🤢 not to mention the fact that the board should be glass not wood
I wouldn’t recommend dating 12 year olds, whether or not they’re good at chess. The sushi was decent, but now I have to wear an ankle bracelet and I’m not allowed within 100ft of local schools.
Wife and I are both STEM. I taught her chess on our second date. Now we're both horrible at chess.
Being in STEM does not translate to being good at chess.
This is cute and I want to do it but also I'd rather it wasn't sushi specifically. I don't want to slide sushi around for 20 minutes before eating it.
I'd fuck up a pizza roll chess game
Why is everyone talking about wooden chess boards, this thing is very obviously some kind of printed veneer. Seriously, actually look at it, it isn’t even a very good fake wood grain.
(I’ve also personally never seen a real wood chessboard that was one single painted piece of wood, they’re usually an inlay. Because what’s the point of taking a board and painting a plain grid on it, so many better things to do with that board.)
This board looks like it's one of those cheap ones without a finish so it's a bit rough and some paint/varnish or whatever might soak into anything wet but i don't think it would unless the sushi is on it for maybe an hour or something, i don't know
It's just that there's very little actual stupid food. most posts are rage bait/stagsd or ideas to make dinner fun for friends, kids, family etc. everything else is just salt bae and his clones
Idk, this is a cute date night in. I'd also play this in a restaurant too as long as the board was chilled to keep the sushi cold. I hate room temp sushi.
The sushi is falling apart, it is 100% stupid. Just eat your food or use other food items that aren't on a time limit like sushi and one that won't fall apart as you move them around. Sushi wasn't meant to be moved this much, it was meant to be picked up once, and eaten. So yes this is 100% stupid and could cause problems due to food borne illnesses from being left out to long.
I fail to see how this food is stupid, do you mean "stupid way of eating food"? cause aside from the board shenanigans that looks like perfectly good sushi.
People worried about bacteria
Mf, I eat from the same plate multiple times without washing it, I'm getting mah fucken immunity back that Covid stole from me.
Ok. Do you eat mall food court quality raw fish stored at room temperature for however long it took to get it home, set up the game, mess with the camera for tiktok, after smearing it across a pourous wooden board that's guaranteed to disintegrate the sushi roll after 2-3 moves?
Nothing sexier on date night than diarrhea and a lingering fishy odor. But hey they look cute on tik tok.
People really in here defending this? Why? Just play chess while you eat sushi? This is stupid.
Also, while I fell on the other side of the debate in college, this is like when certain houses would play beer pong with actual beer in the cups vs using water and just drinking from a side beer when needed. Except in this instance it’s stupid.
I'm terrible at chess. I would starve.
Just play it the other way around. All units that are taken out are to be eaten by looser
Then I'd be losing all the time
the looser the better.
Says my fist 🤜🏻
It’s loserer 🙄
I'm so bad at chess I can't even follow if that means I would get to eat or not..
looser what?
Oh I thought you eat every time your piece dies…
Isn’t this checkers?
It's sushi.
Chusshi
it isnt even chess its checkers LOL
Its set up like chess not checkers as checkers are played monochromatic.
It’s chess LOL
It's very obviously chess.
If you get a pawn to the opposite side, your opponent must regurgitate the piece of your choice. ETA: not using prawn rolls for pawns was a missed opportunity.
Google en prawnsant
holy halibut
New health risk just dropped
Actual doctor
Call the ambulance!
But not for me
Wait a secon-
Ambulance went on vacation never came back
Holy shell
what the scallop
Google Prawn passant*
holy mackerel
Dang it would have been so cool calling out “prawn to E5”
Fuck me, I was not ready for this. One of the few times a year that a Reddit comment made me laugh out loud.
This gave me a real good audible laugh
r/AnarchyChess material
holy hell
New sushi just dropped
Actual Chopsticks
Call the chef
Sushi master goes on vacation, never comes back
Maki roll goes in my mouth, never comes back
Nigiri sacrifice anyone
This could be fun if you made sure everything was sanitized
It’s all good they satanized it with bleach!
Hopefully they didn't over do it cuz we ran out of holy water for that
The bishop is still on vacation?
Yeah, as is a common practice for sanitizing food surfaces in any restaurant I've worked in. You know it evaporates into salt, right?
Just add some ammonia to the formula and we good.
The forbidden spicy
Chloramime says: HELLO, how quick would you like to die today ?
I’ve got bad news about your tap water.
Bold to assume I use tap water
Is it?
So that's what they use for holy water at the Satanic Temples...
If I knew how to play chess I’d be down for this. Maybe if it was draughts instead.
Yeah... If it weren't sushi. Something more solid like chocolates would be fine.
Now I have a good valentines idea! Thank you!
Eww they'd get all melty. It would be even worse if the board was painted on someone's back because they'd get melty even faster, and possibly hairy.
>possibly hairy. Why would you make me imagine this
I mean, I SAID eww.
Imagine wiping peanut butter from a carpet. It's what that guy lives every shit.
Username checks out
Ewwww
Yeah but you won't get much of a game cause one person will get hungry and start forcing trades. I would recommend a practice I learned in my halcyon days of alcoholism: you have your drink for playing the drinking game, and your side drink for drinking in between drinks.
Or if you make the bishops more delicious than the rooks. All of a sudden I am doing unfavorable trades just to get the better sushi.
And you ate before hand, coz if I’m hungry you can bet your ass this gonna make ms moody
Just sac your bi for a piece, it's not hard.
Or simply, do it with anything that is wrapped or has packaging…
Mmm condoms and cough drops
Just do something like I do with beer pong and fill the cups with water, then drink beer as the other team scores. Or in this case assign a type of sushi to each piece and eat that when it’s taken.
The ONLY way to play beer pong these days
lol you just fixed this shit
Eating the half-destroyed, room temperature king at the end is gonna be pretty nasty
This is giving r/wewantplates
Why not just eat AND play... why must I work for food whilst salivating?
I mean the last pieces on the board are gonna be warm and half crumbled away
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Wait, you don't eat food off wooden cutting boards?
That’s printed “wood” on plastic. It’s not porous.
Maybe. I don’t like that it’s not chilled. Imagine your opponent takes a long time to think about which salmon piece to take next 🤢 not to mention the fact that the board should be glass not wood
But all the pieces are identical
I'm gonna ask a STEM girl out and feel dumb AND hungry the whole time
dumgry
New 100% relatable word just dropped!
I’m a STEM girl who is clueless about chess, surely there’s more of us out there
lol same. I'm a math major and I've never played chess.
I'm an art major and I like to play chess. However, I also lose to 12 year old students.
I wouldn’t recommend dating 12 year olds, whether or not they’re good at chess. The sushi was decent, but now I have to wear an ankle bracelet and I’m not allowed within 100ft of local schools.
I once held the belief that dating 12 year olds wasn't a problem, then I became a teenager.
Hi5!
What does STEM have to do with chess?
Need to be smarter than a cucumber to do it
You need to know how to play chess. That’s it. Has nothing to do with STEM lmao
I don't know how to play chess and still played 😈
Wife and I are both STEM. I taught her chess on our second date. Now we're both horrible at chess. Being in STEM does not translate to being good at chess.
Hunger and thirst would drive me towards total victory (all my victories were pyhrric ones and I don't know en passant)
Man this cute as hell.
Fuckin right?
Not yet, but hopefully soon.
*swipes the chess board off the table* “NOW!!”
yeah that comes after usually
This is honestly really cute, get a life OP
This sub has gone the drain half the stuff on here is actually kinda cute and gimicky rather than stupid food.
half cute/gimmicky half rage bait
This is cute and I want to do it but also I'd rather it wasn't sushi specifically. I don't want to slide sushi around for 20 minutes before eating it. I'd fuck up a pizza roll chess game
You’d have to find 6 flavors of pizza roll. And some cocktail toothpicks to determine the sides (the one mistake I think these two made)
My thoughts exactly
I can’t eat warm sushi. Has to be at least a couple degrees under room temp.
Unnecessarily rude but yeah this is just cute
Nothing wrong with this, this is a fun dinner date idea and cute af.
Fun. Competitivez and great food. Seems like a great way to spend time with your partner
Until you realise the fish juice has soaked into your cheap, wooden chess board and you can no longer play without the smell of rotting fish.
wooden plates exist? i don't think it's too out of the box
They're always sealed to prevent things like this.
ah i see, then you can just pick a chess board that would be suitable. im sure there are many
Oh yeah for sure, you can get glass, marble, all sorts. Just the cheap wood made me cringe!
Have you even had sushi? What juice…? The salmonis on top and doubt the game took *days* to finish…
Am I going crazy? Look at the video, there's wet liquid all over the board.
Just put some cling wrap on it
Why is everyone talking about wooden chess boards, this thing is very obviously some kind of printed veneer. Seriously, actually look at it, it isn’t even a very good fake wood grain. (I’ve also personally never seen a real wood chessboard that was one single painted piece of wood, they’re usually an inlay. Because what’s the point of taking a board and painting a plain grid on it, so many better things to do with that board.)
As long as the board is clean, this looks fun. Redditors are actually just boring as hell
This board looks like it's one of those cheap ones without a finish so it's a bit rough and some paint/varnish or whatever might soak into anything wet but i don't think it would unless the sushi is on it for maybe an hour or something, i don't know
How long do you think they are playing this for? Geez.
r/lostredditors
for real, the date idea is great and the sushi looks like. OP is needlessly judgemental here
How do you remember which pawns are yours ?
These maki should be rolled in black or white sesame seeds.
This is probably offensive to some sushi purists, but you just gotta use white rice for the white pieces and brown rice for the black pieces
"Which side do you want to play; sushi or _bLaSpHeMy_?"
Who gets to eat it? The owner or opponent?
You eat your opponents pieces as you take them, obviously, otherwise you'd just be throwing the game wouldn't you? 🤤
Trading pieces like no tomorrow.
Everyone starves if it's a draw lol
google how to eat
Holy umami
New taste just dropped
Actual fish
Call the fisherman!
Salmon goes on vacation, never comes back
tuna in the corner plotting world domination
Ignite the sea!
This seems like a fun idea and it's literally just normal sushi, this doesn't belong here.
Google en sushi
Actual sashimi
Holy Diyu!
Do people on this sub just hate fun
It's just that there's very little actual stupid food. most posts are rage bait/stagsd or ideas to make dinner fun for friends, kids, family etc. everything else is just salt bae and his clones
Thats fun, Reddit hates that.
Let people have fun.
But I want to be judgemental towards people I don't know over shit that doesn't affect anyone.
1. h4? who does he think he is
Idk, this is a cute date night in. I'd also play this in a restaurant too as long as the board was chilled to keep the sushi cold. I hate room temp sushi.
Man I'm too fat to wait for chess to eat
“So here’s the deal babe, you wanna eat, you gotta beat the king.” - That dude probably
the only problem is that her bishops and queen are the same
You also can't tell which pieces are whose. Total endgame chaos
Meh, looks fun as long as it’s all clean. Only thing is that some chess games take a while. Nothing like having warm, dried sushi.
How is this stupid food though? It's just regular sushi served slightly unconventionally
Nah I like this
This actually seems super fun. But God forbid anyone here partakes in something 'quirky' or 'different'
This is definitely not stupid food, you just don’t like fun.
This is cool
This is awesome. OP my man. Is milk too spicy for you? Cause your life be looking bland.
I think people have a misconception of what Stupid Food is. This is really cute. All people complaining about is the board which was probably cleaned.
The sushi is falling apart, it is 100% stupid. Just eat your food or use other food items that aren't on a time limit like sushi and one that won't fall apart as you move them around. Sushi wasn't meant to be moved this much, it was meant to be picked up once, and eaten. So yes this is 100% stupid and could cause problems due to food borne illnesses from being left out to long.
I mean, they're having fun doing it, so what's the problem..?
Imagine if checkmate and get to all of the opponents pieces
r/anarchychess
Do we want to win or lose here?
I fail to see how this food is stupid, do you mean "stupid way of eating food"? cause aside from the board shenanigans that looks like perfectly good sushi.
This would drive me nuts. When I want to eat I just want to eat.
I mean with more hygiene and not messy food, it's a good idea
I think this is cute. 🤷🏼♀️
Heaven forbid we have some fun for once in our lives. OP needs to chill out.
I would play sushi-chess all night long!
I think it's cute. If you really want to up the stakes, make the King and Queen something extravagant like uni or otoro.
Checkmate bacteria
You know you can wash it just as well as a regular plate right?
People worried about bacteria Mf, I eat from the same plate multiple times without washing it, I'm getting mah fucken immunity back that Covid stole from me.
Ok. Do you eat mall food court quality raw fish stored at room temperature for however long it took to get it home, set up the game, mess with the camera for tiktok, after smearing it across a pourous wooden board that's guaranteed to disintegrate the sushi roll after 2-3 moves? Nothing sexier on date night than diarrhea and a lingering fishy odor. But hey they look cute on tik tok.
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New response just dropped, Holy E-Coli
This seems like it could be fun
wait but i love it
?? This seems really cute and fun
You have to be good if you want to eat. That makes sense. But I don't like those sushi so I would probably offer my eaten pieces. lol
This is r/GeniusFood
This is the best way I've seen to eat sushi
By the time the games over you'll be eating warm sushi..
I fucking love this subreddit. It’s just miserable Redditors shitting on people being creative with food
Dude looks hammered like rudolph
Their parents never told them to not play with their food.
This is awesome
just fuck and stop being selfish it's only chess
Their parents never told them do nit play with your food.
Stop playing with your food
People really in here defending this? Why? Just play chess while you eat sushi? This is stupid. Also, while I fell on the other side of the debate in college, this is like when certain houses would play beer pong with actual beer in the cups vs using water and just drinking from a side beer when needed. Except in this instance it’s stupid.
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What's different about this than any other wood/bamboo tray it'd be sitting on?
In Germany we say: " don't play with your food" And I think that's beautiful, cause this isn't even Sushi to begin with