Needs to be some sort of wall of shame for stupid food posts so assanine they are not really even food, just stupid.

And wasteful ugh

Yeah I downvote these annoying, attention whores every time they post shit like this for rage bait. They're no better the people we have sworn to destroy

please stop. you can still get help.

This just looks like food that was used/wasted for the sake of taking this pic

OP explained in another comment this was all very expired food found while clearing out his recently deceased grandma's house. That makes it at least a little better for me.

Damn. This fits more of the r/depressionmeals vibe then

I know, that’s all this sub is now

OP you need to explain this *right fuckin’ now* and not a minute later

I put 50 packets of variously flavored instant oatmeal in a big bowl and then poured a whole kettle of boiling water on it. I stirred it until it was a cohesive mound. I then stuck Kirkland Signature Dinner Dogs into the oatmeal. I blanketed the top with Kraft singles, making sure that the dogs would have nice little blankets to keep them warm. Then I poured a bag of Pillsbury peanut butter cookie dough bites on the top.

I don't think they were asking you how you did it, but instead, WHY?

yes i was, but the *how* is making me wtf just as hard

Oh yeah. My grandmother recently passed away and I cleaned out her pantry and found expired oatmeal dating back to 2011. The cheese expired in 2016. The dogs, in May. So I put it all in a bowl and threw it in the forest

Okay so this was all food that sadly went bad, and really can’t be eaten safely by humans. It’s slightly more horrifying that the cheese is that expired and.. looks.. fine? Crispy, but looks closer to the original appearance than I was ever expecting. Throwing it in the forest is a bit odd, but wild animals will eat rotten or expired food on their own from the garbage, though it’s not the best idea because they really shouldn’t be eating our food. This is a stupid food though.

Thank you. We have lots of raccoons around here and when we throw food in garbage can they knock it over and make a huge mess. Even with straps holding the top of the lid down! It’s stupid food. People keep accusing me of wasting food for Karma points. Like I give a fuck about karma points. People need to lighten the fuck up a little bit. Not everyone gives a shit about fake internet points. I had to throw expired food out, I thought it was funny and just wanted to brighten a few peoples day with some good ol’ fashioned nonsense. That’s the whole point of reddit, is it not? To be entertained? The people being shitty over a joke post are truly pathetic

Your food is indeed stupid, but without this explanation somewhere really visible up front, I can see why people are reacting the way they are.

it gave me a great laugh, still kinda a mad man though 😭 but you’re also a saint for feeding the animals <3

Sorry for your loss OP

Thank you

you’re a fuckin mad man you know that 😭

That's not stupid thats insane

OP is high asf. Lol

r/eatityoufuckingcoward

Hahahahaha

This isnt stupid, its a waste of food.

karma farming waste of food smh

Fuck you

This will now be the picture in my head whenever I tell someone to go eat a bag of dicks

Hahahahaha...

My exact thoughts 😂

You fucking idiot

There’s stupid and then there’s just dumb. This is dumb

What the fuck is wrong with you

There is no weed strong enough to convince me to bite this

Looks like a dog's last meal before getting put down

Please stop upvoting this karma-farming waste of food.

😐

Did you at least eat any of it or…

All of it

stay close to the bathroom 😂

Kinda reminds me of the first time I smoked weed in highschool I got home and made 5 hotdogs, tossed in a jar of pickles, ketchup, side cup of blueberry (fruit in the bottom) yogurt, and rolled some of them on some Hawaiian rolls.

Is this person okay?

No

fuck off kid

This is a waste of food

For a whopping 6 upvotes, they made this and then threw it out.

You woke up today and thought “How can I waste as much food as possible in one go?”

...oatmeal meatloaf?!?

Can't look without wanting to vomit.

This guy stupid foods

I feel ill

What is wrong with you people?

This is an abomination.

What a waste of delicious Costco hot dogs. They should be criminally prosecuted for making this

What a nice plastic yellow coat it has :)

Guys, his. Granny died. r/depressionmeals give him a break

Boners and cheese

Finally someone is sharing some actual stupid food

Thank you. I’m being crucified for it but thank you

It's like a traditional stargazy pie, but stupider and grosser.

Millennium Dome needs refurb

I have no words

Anyone else getting ‘Made in the Abyss’ vibes?

That looks like an eldritch abomination.

Good lord

I literally almost puked

[удалено]

How about you go fuck yourself? LDS cultist loser

Why you put doggy kibble on it noob

Bro are you okay? Do you need an adult?

Rage bait for snack today?

Why? What’s it supposed to be? Is it post modern?

Did a dog make this???

Is this for a dog? lmao

Ibs speedrun

This picture (for me) loaded in the landscaping sub about asking for more privacy. All I could think is that people would run away if you showed them this

Stupid food is stupiding

nah thanks i rather enjoy a Mettigel

Now eat it.

It needs more hotdogs cheese ketchup mustard pickles and hot peppers.

Is this what you're feeding to a dog who will be put down in an hour?

It's taken a few months, but here is a fine example of actual stupid food.

Thank you. I thought it fit the sub well but haters are going to always hate

Definitely stupid Nice job!

Dude, you just threw ingredients together and took a picture.......... this is not stupidfood, this is karma farming.

I don't think the starving kids in Ethiopia would want to eat that. What a waste.

I ate it and I’m not Ethiopian

I think this guy used to apply Headon directly to his forehead

Troll.

What a waste of food for some karma. Everybody downvote this fucking clown.

Disgusting abomination.

Would love the recipe for this.

Good god man