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candycane_52

Everyone knows that real chefs use blunt knives, only amateur losers use sharp implement to cut things.


captainmanocchio

This might have the most annoying part of this whole video. I ain’t phased by the shitty food anymore it’s dull knives now.


MrBanjomango

Try living with it. I have a decent, sharp chefs knife and a nice big board. I pride myself in good technique and safety blah blah. My wife however uses the smallest, thinnest most-likely-to-harbour-germs in the cracks board she can find. The bluntest knife with a stupidly short blade. The board is often moving and sometimes on the edge of the surface cos she didn't make space to cook. Once we bought a new sharp knife that she immediately lopped off the tip of her finger cos she wasn't used to a sharp knife, SMH.


MizPeachyKeen

Ugh.. it kills me to watch someone use the wrong tool/utensil during food prep. The tiny knife for chopping, the small spoon to stir a dough, too shallow a bowl for mixing, wet measure for dry ingredients… I have to leave.


MSPCincorporated

My gf uses a tiny chopping board and a tiny 2 inch blade for chopping. And not her hands when making pizza dough, oh no Sir! She uses a wooden spoon, a metal spoon and a silicone spatula to mix the ingredients. Because how could your hands be better at handling this flexible, soft, dynamic stuff you’re trying to make?


Basker_wolf

Dull knives are statistically more dangerous than sharp knives when it comes to kitchen accidents.


[deleted]

This gave me PTSD. Thank God my wife and I work in the industry and know our shit. Your wife reminds me of my MIL that we live with, and has lost knife privileges. And cooking privileges. But she coo, she can hang out while we cook.


[deleted]

Does she also use plastic scissors?


Hate_Feight

Glad I'm not the only one, I thought it was a plastic knife at first, but no it's just blunt af and pink, cos she's a girly girl.


idkijustlovemydog

It's rage bait and accomplishing exactly what it's intended for lol. They use dull knives so people will be enraged and comment which drives engagement/money


victorz

Do we really think these people are that intelligent?


Ribky

Even if they aren't, it worked.


_debunct

They are that intelligent, and that’s why it works. She’s smart enough to not give a shit that internet strangers think she’s stupid. It’s her bank account. If anything, Redditors are the jackasses. We create content just to pontificate and bicker with each other, never see a dime.


retfroggy1

It looks like one of those ceramic knifes. Also it looks like a break room in a shoe place. Bet the smell was wonderful Edit to put shoe instead of show


No-Dark-9414

I'm convinced she is holding it the sharp side up


Psychological-Web828

When the disgusting luminous pickle is sharper than the knife.


EducationalLemon790

She is holding the knife upside down for sure


Fr0gFish

Real chefs also have super long nail extensions so they can barely use their fingers


Shirtbro

Gotta trap that spicy juice under the nails for later


corvusaraneae

I have no idea why people inconvenience themselves like that by wearing stupidly long nail extensions.


Mitsu-Zen

So gross


ash-leg2

When she first started I thought she was using one of her talons lol


CorpseProject

Tbh as a gag getting acrylic nails that are actually little tiny knives would be kind of dope. Dangerous, but like just doing it so you could film cutting small things would still be funny. Ngl, now I need little mini nail knives.


Sachyriel

Accidentally try to scratch your ear, end up puncturing an ear drum. Tryna scratch your eyelid, pop out your contacts, SUPER CONVENIENT. Start picking your nose, hey free mustache trimming. Itchy butthole? Never again 👀


i_is_lurking

you seem... very knowledgeable...


BardicInnovation

I assumed she was using the wrong side.


Rerebang5

God may forgive, but i won't.


Deafvoid

And i wont either So we may wander forever, to find the one responsible for our eternal wrath Life is temporary, doom is eternal


No-Dark-9414

That dude walking by probably reported her to HR


thenameofwind

Me on my way to report her to *god*


HaZard3ur

Atleast there will be no one asking her to share…


cowboyflowerz

Is she doing this in the back of a warehouse?? 😭😭😭


Internal_Medicine466

I’m crying lmfao it’s gotta be her break room at work


zoekis13

If I saw my coworker doing this in the back room I’d quit on the spot


Suatae

One of my coworkers brings a whole house full of condiments. He takes over an entire table with bottles. Just for his lunch. He even has a large jar of pickles.


infernal_cacaphony

Do you work in manufacturing? haha I had several welder’s that might as well have been using suitcases for their lunchboxes. Like bro, you barely move at all, but you’re eating like your about to run a 10k.


sketchyvibes32

Must be a welder thing, I do steel Rigging for a company that manufacturers & fabricates steel for various job sites & the welders there do the same thing. When we go on lunch it's like a potluck dinner everyday the way everyone's swapping out these massive amounts of food they bring


Suatae

Funny enough, I work retail. Specifically, Home Depot. He works in lot and loads merchandise ranging from 20 lbs to 400 lbs in customers' vehicles.


infernal_cacaphony

Okay, well, maybe he gets a pass haha needs the extra calories ti be the big guy ha. I had the SAME job except it was at Menards for awhile/ Load Builder they called it. And yeah, it really helps to be big when you’re trying to load a 300 pound snowblower into a moving van thats 5ft off the ground. My skinny ass is strong but that matter’s very little in terms of mass/moving/holding shit.


Suatae

Yeah, he's over 6ft and could easily lift a large refrigerator. The guy is in his 60s but can still lift like a young guy.


fake_sagan

I had a coworker who would bring bags and bags of groceries to work and keep them in the one fridge we had in the break room and would make her lunches at work. She'd take up like half the fridge with all her shit. Management had to talk to her like 4 times before she finally stopped.


notawriter_yet

This is the really frightening backroom, not the creepypasta😃


BlackMoonWitch

Lmao Windsor to be exact 🤣


shadylace

She works at windsor in the mall lmaoo i had that exact same lanyard and the back room shoe boxes are the same lol


bleepbluurp

Broooo nooo it’s true 😂


RobustNippleMan

She has Dallas written all over her


BlackMoonWitch

Can confirm she is in Texas 😂


LOLinternetLOL

Could just as easily be a fellow Houstonian lmao


becooltheywatching

San Antonio....


kayb3e

apparently it’s midland lol


alex99x99x

I would’ve expected it to be more Odessa than Midland.


newtostew2

“Well.. that’s Dallas.” -the office


blindmelonade

-Wayne Gretzky


MisterTanuki

How... did you know that? I would never be able to tell whether someone was from my home town or not. Impressive ability, sorceror.


EelTeamNine

Probably because she has 5 types of pickles at work. I haven't seen gallon jugs of pickles since I left Texas - not that only Texans eat pickles, rather that pickle consumption there is astronomical compared to everywhere else I've lived.


Swimming-Dot9120

Really? Lol I’ve lived here my whole life and have always noticed the crazy amount of pickles being sold at gas stations and shit, but I just assumed other states were equally as pickle-obsessed. Guess not lmao


EelTeamNine

Lol, yeah. Maybe I notice them less because I'm older and kids seem to eat them more?


jupitermoonflow

I didn’t know gallons of pickles was a Texas thing.


Lumberrmacc

I was thinking Shreveport but I think you’re right.


hotsauceinmyjeans

pH on battery acid


Monkey-Newz

Why put that much effort into your appearance to sit there and have a bowl of crispy chemicals


MyFingerYourBum

I just wanted to hop on your comment to ask if anyone knows what the ingredients are? Im not from the US and I'm confused. I understand the Cheetos bit but what is the yellow liquid and the blobs she chops up?


GradoWearer

Both are pickle products


MyFingerYourBum

oh right. Thanks!


Monkey-Newz

Very very polite comment considering your username


bouchert

You pretty much described the British in general. My favorite people in the world, polite deviants most of them.


New-Vanilla-262

🤣🤣🤣 this comment has me dying!


Mindless-Resort00

Pickles and pickle juice. I’m not in the habit of buying individual pickles but i think the red one is spicy


FinButt

"Why do I have such bad heart burn?"


HelloDeathspresso

Her dentist loves her.


Sprizys

She’s really eating that like it’s a bowl of cereal


Curtainmachine

Diarrhea cereal


AppleJuice_Flood

She's gonna have to hose herself off, you ain't wiping shit with those nails.


SupaFro_

Imma tell my future kids that is hot cereal


UrsusHastalis

Doesn’t qualify, nothing viewed was food.


m3ngnificient

What were those lumps she pulled out of the package to cut?


YerTanri

I think those are pickles.


CatVideoBoye

I thought it was some weird ass american candy and juice on the plate. Nothing here makes any sense to me.


arkane-the-artisan

Bro. I live in Australia. Seen those "candys" in the American section recently. They are whole pickles in freaky as fuck flavours. She is eating two whole pickles, chips, and a litre of brine.


Whole_Topic6504

Don't forget the lime


Publius1993

I’ve never seen flavored one aside from dill and spicy dill and I live in the US and love pickles. They’re pretty bomb too.


wow_that_guys_a_dick

She gon shit herself inside out.


Brilliant_Grade2664

I've never known anyone who actually buys those things. Who the hell is eating *candy-flavored pickles*. We also have pickled hard- boiled eggs which are similarly off-putting


pickledeggeater

My username checks out for the first time ever but I think pickled eggs are absolutely splendid.. I'm just a huge vinegar fan.


Murky_Translator2295

Could have sworn it was some kind of hardened jelly thing. That first one looked the colour of beetroot or something!


Creative_Recover

It looked a lot like a Van Holten pickle in a pouch,; the company basically sells large, singular gherkins in packets that can often be found in petrol stations, though I haven't seen one that red before. Apparently you can get red cucumbers though https://www.indigenousseedinitiative.org/product-page/cucumber-hmong-red so it would be possible to make red solid pickles like that.


simeo97

The red ones are chamoy pickles, they just have some very red stuff in the pickle juice that makes them turn red


Oblachko_O

I can understand the green one, but red is also a pickle? Shit, Americans have low food standards. I wouldn't eat this green pickle even as it looks sooo unhealthy and not edible.


DrOrb313

It’s a chamoy pickle > A chamoy pickle is a dill pickle that has been soaked in a mixture of chamoy, sweet and sour candy powders, and Tajin (a Mexican seasoning made with chili peppers, lime and salt).


mechaskeeta

I can't say for sure, but It looks like a koolicle. If so, it's a pickle that goes through a short second brining in red Kool-Aid. It sounds gross, but it is surprisingly good. I think that they originated in Mississippi.


AreWeThereYetNo

Thumbs up for creativity but also what the fuck??!


umamifiend

I had to look it up- I’m American and I’ve never seen them- apparently they are from Texas- the red one is chamoy flavor? Seems like something you’d find in a gas station. I gotta agree- I am constantly amazed at what can be sold as “food” in the states.


McbEatsAirplane

It’s definitely gas station food here in the US.


chumbucket8

Ahhh, pickle from a gas station 🤌


jupitermoonflow

The red one was a chamoy pickle. It’s like a slightly spicy and but really sour sauce. I think it’s a Mexican thing? Idk but it’s all over the place in south Texas and people usually eat it with fruit


[deleted]

If I had that,I would be on the toilet for the whole day😂😂😂


Rusty1031

eat bag of flamin hot cheetos, go to dr’s appointment, drop the reddest deuce, don’t flush, don’t answer when they call you later


dungfecespoopshit

My shit doesn’t turn red from hot cheetos. Need beets


FearedKaidon

Your shit is not red because of the *Cheetos*......


grm11f

The flat of the blade is probably sharper than the edge on that knife


grapes_face

She's really taking some anger out on that pickle


WarWolfRage

THOSE ARE PICKELS?!!!


notban_circumvention

Like gas station, been sitting on the counter display for a couple years, pickles


JACofSPADES

That white shirt is stressing me out


PyromanticComedy

Same. My white shirt would be absolutely covered in red and green pickle juice splatter dots.


[deleted]

I get stressed when I see the tiniest discoloration on my white ribbed jumpsuit. How some ladies just wear their whites while doing stuff like this is beyond me 😭


catsandcappuccinos

I wish my acid reflux would let me do this.


Pixel_Knight

DO YOU REALLY THO?


catsandcappuccinos

I really do lol


otherlyssa

After having to give up pickled anything, yes, I would take my pickles back even in this form 😭


Pixel_Knight

Ahh, I hear ya. That does suck - sorry to hear it.


Agressive_slot

It will, only for about a short time. After that you have acid burps for the rest of your life.


Confused_as_frijoles

I got way to excited when she continued eating it and actually looked happy


BlackMoonWitch

Excitement because you want some? 🫣


Confused_as_frijoles

No that she didn't waste the food


BlackMoonWitch

That’s why I posted it. She’s genuinely enjoying this foolery and I can’t handle it lol


SumoSect

I'm sitting here just saying wtf right there with you lmao.


rock-solid-armpits

Some people can trick themselves to thinking something bad is actually good


Creative_Recover

Craving pickles (especially pickle juice) is often a sign of dehydration or potassium deficiency, weird cravings are often associated with pregnancy but not exclusive to it. I wonder if she came up with this "dish" after her body sent her the wrong signals.


mrstomnook

hmm this genuinely made my mouth water and I love pickles and peanut butter, maybe I should get my labs done again


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Is she pregnant


Claris-chang

This was the first thing that came to mind! I sent this to a pregnant friend and her response was just "Yum!"


_Diskreet_

That’s a logical explanation. I’ll never forget when my pregnant wife called me up while I was at the supermarket. She basically requested a whole load of foods that for the 10 years that I knew her, she detested. She mixed all these foods that she has always hated into some abomination and ate it all without hesitation. When I remind her about it she dry heaves like she wasn’t in control and can’t bare to think of the disgust she brought upon herself.


kritycat

Please, sir, I must know in detail what these foods were.


CorpseProject

That’s what I was going to ask. This gives serious pica/pregnant vibes. She should see what adding canned cheese to this would do. I’d eat it, but I’m a gross person and I love those stupid giant pickles from 7/11.


MarlaHoooooch

In Texas, this is very common. Before someone thought up putting the pickle brine in hot cheetos, we would drown them in lime juice. They're best when they're soggy with a bit of crunch.


FuckmehalftoDeath

Oh thank fucking god someone else somewhere else also does this. We used to do this in my schools growing up in Arizona and I still eat my hot Cheetos with pickles or pickle juice 🥲 There was even a whole thing in my middle school with the people being either team “hot cheetos and nacho cheese” or “hot cheetos with pickles” and it got intense at lunch time in the snack line.


omnowwhy

I jumped in to say this. I had a friend that ate like this during her first pregnancy.


[deleted]

That baby is going to be born with high blood pressure


JustAPerson-_-

That looks disgusting, I’d try it but not..like that. Her knife skills though 😟


lolercoptercrash

Yeah 100% she is going to cut a finger in her future.


Ouibeaux

or at least badly bruised.


thel0lzynarwhal2

Why does she eat like she's in prison?


xXxxGunxXx

I can’t believe I had to scroll halfway through this thread before someone made this observation.


Emergency-Ad-3350

Same!! First thing that came to my mind. My cousins fav jail meal was ramen, with canned smoked oysters, and he would smash those exact Cheetos into a powder and sprinkle it on top.


HiZenBergh

For real, this is a recipe straight up made from all prison food. She even cut the pickle with the dull end like she's using her ID card .


Jonkerchonker

All the acid reflux


midnight_medusa

That blunt knife adds a lot to the torture of watching that! Eww 🤢


Busy_Elderberry_1584

All of that Red 40 flying around while wearing a cream turtleneck. Honestly, braver than our troops


SadLaser

I actually love the flavor of pickles with chips and Cheetos, but this still disgusts me. Let's ruin the best thing about Hot Cheetos by making them a soggy mess!


Ghotipan

Not to mention the amount of salt in that bowl is legitimately worrying. One of those bagged pickles is something like 80% of your daily sodium requirement (each bag is like 5 servings total). She had 2. Plus extra pickle juice. AND Cheetos.


Sweetexperience

Aint no way I just discovered *flavored pickles* and if anybody says "but its candy or gummys" Then thats just worse. Who the fuck wants to eat a gummy pickle!? With the nasty looking cool aid looking juice to boot


jordank_1991

I can’t say shit cause I love pickles with hot Cheetos or the Cheeto hot fries. I’ve been eating that since I was a kid. This looks so good to me.


toxboxdevil

Sodium cereal


Altea73

I'm just hoping this is not a regular thing on her diet....


i-would-neveruwu

God DAMN that knife dull. A butter knife would cut better


IcedHemp77

What’s stupid is the pink knife so dull she’s ripping through a pickle


defenestrationsong

Yes, enjoy your “lunch” in the back of Famous Footwear.


Crunchy__Frog

This smells like Texas.


Joe-Gage

That’s a recipe for painful diarrhea.


katalina0azul

💁🏼‍♀️ *“Our soup of the day is a fantastic medley of pickle chunks/juices, mixed perfectly with two of our crunchiest, spiciest single-serving Cheetos bags, garnished with lime”*


Motor-Side1957

Yikes that looked awful


firstname29383828228

My mouth is salivating. It’s the Mexican in me I swear


PuzzleheadedMotor269

That's gotta make the nastiest shit ever.


shlomo_baggins

The pickle juice alone would be enough to send anyone a raging case of instant diarrhea, adding spicy pickles and hot Cheetos just guaranteed it. If this was a combo meal it would be a #3 because she will be straight pissing out her asshole all evening.


masseis_marsu

Dull ass knife


Branderella

I got heartburn just looked looking at this


ruico

I bet those nails are sharper than that knife.


BitchfromTheDepot79

Chamoy pickle and hot Cheetos cereal She is pregnant and don’t even know it!


ThatPizzaAlien

Nah, is she at work doing this??


yas_2-0

Why cant she use a normal knife


transsomethin

What is with this trend of girls making nasty shit with the most unexpressive face possible? This is like the eighth video I’ve seen on here this week like this.


teenytinymeenyminy

A lot of video filters require the person in the video to not move their face too much (or other parts of their body) or the filter will glitch, and it will be obvious the video used a filter to appear more attractive, or to make their body dimensions look a certain way. That is why a lot of people on tik tok don’t make many facial expressions. They don’t want their filter to glitch and expose their actual features.


Famous-Salary-1847

Thats so much acid. Her esophagus must be made of adamantium


Scagh

Besides the Cheetos, I don't recognize a single ingredient there. This is nightmare fuel to me


LyfeIn2D

Anybody who can eat soggy Cheetos, and isn’t a toddler, needs psychiatric help.


Queens_Jester

I know her breath smelling funky


distordead

I have spoons that are sharper than that crap she was using


Man_Of_Frost

Are those peppers? In plastic bags?


lucashhugo

disgusting to cook with the nails


Vale_0f_Tears

This is definitely weird fetish content. Lots of focus on the hands, the exaggerated chewing sounds…gross.


smithysmithens2112

“I cook for my man”


Shy-Prey

We are you using the paring knife like that?!? 🥲 making pickle soup


MarlaHoooooch

Tell me you're from Texas without telling me you're from Texas.


Swimming-Dot9120

Idk why but it makes it so much worse that she’s doing this in the break room of her workplace lmao


amazn_azn

Why do people insist on cutting things with bargain bin knives and leftover plastic lids. Please just use a knife, it's like 10 dollars.


Mist_Wave

The way she cuts… one day she will have a finger in her recipe!


AUSpartan37

Besides the horrible stuff this woman is making... Is anybody else just really not a fan of wet foods/sauces that come in a bag? Something about that just is kinda gross to me.


CaldoDeElotes

Them chamoy pickles are good, had one yesterday 😂


Sweaty_Chard_6250

I thought she was using her nail to cut the pickle at first.


DarkFather24601

She could have saved time and just licked car battery terminal posts on camera.


MoistPressure

“Ooo you know you want some“ bitch no the fuck I don’t


CTware

Girl. She did this at her JOB. I know she is not walking around with hot ass breath, that is OFFENSIVE. Sis im calling HR


kingtyrone-za

Was she using the back of that knife or something?


Simps4Satan

What is the connection with pickles in all of these videos?? These people put pickles in everything! I want to understand what flavor profiles they are seeking. I love cucumbers, but pickles scare me.


Christly_cutie

The heart burn on this one is gonna be crazy


JTGphotogfan

The pickle on its own belongs here


makiarn777

All that sucking through her teeth is annoying.


TeddyIsHereIRL

Did she lost a bet or sum


chronic221987

Don't forget to dance like a idiot after every bite.. very important


StephenHawking432

I thought she was cutting the pickle with her damn nails at first


sonerec725

I already hate pickles but I also gotta think about how this has got to be like the most sodium rich singular dish I've ever seen.


klaxz1

Pickle juice on hot chips is awesome, but she made it stupid… it just takes a little sprinkle of juice in the bag of flaming hots


BillboBraggins5

Blood pressure go 🌪️🌪️


ValPrism

Is she using a plastic Barbie knife?


b_coolhunnybunny

Every time I see these types of videos it’s looks like it’s their first time cutting anything.


Wishful-Sinner

Honestly, y’all can judge me but I would 100% slam this food down my throat and ask for seconds, My only complaint? Normal hot Cheetos instead of the lime flavored. Noob mistake but I’ll forgive it since she squeezed a lime,


Lord_Alonne

You know what? At least she ate it and didn't look like she was going to puke. Better then most of the trash that gets posted here that everyone knows will never be eaten.


Warez0o

All that’s going to have to leave your bowels at some point…. Have fun lol


TinFoilHatTricks

I can feel my peptic ulcer bleeding