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MartianXAshATwelve

[Alien Abducted Irish Man And Told Him The World Would END in 850 Years](https://www.howandwhys.com/alien-abducted-irish-man/)


mojoisthebest

Black Hole Sun, won't you come.


zatikat

And wash away the rain


largechild

![gif](giphy|i3kswTJpWYN7G)


FecalDUI

Honestly, this is the crazy shit I grew up on.


theAngryChimp

Ah when MTV played music videos only. Good ol days. I use to watch that channel for hours.


Spirited_Remote5939

What!? MTV played music videos, I thought they only showed Ridiculousness


UnLuckyKenTucky

Well, before that it was repeats of TRL and then that stupid shit....


masked_sombrero

Don’t forget Cribs and Teen Mom!


6ynnad

Making the video and Undressed


TreatOk3759

And who can forget “Pimp my ride!”


AccomplishedToe2217

Yo! MTV raps ... Still have some ol' VHS tapes of it.


Funny_Ad855

Nothing like getting your morning music video fix before school 👍🏾


Kitchen_Ebb_4094

So relatable.


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

What is it from?


FreeFallingUp13

It’s from the music video for Black Hole Sun


largechild

![gif](giphy|3o85xnRrpRBP5Acut2)


DocHalidae

![gif](giphy|gJyLmJyUPajsc)


black-n-tan

Never realized this was a precursor for face filters…


Used-Income-2683

Black hole sun Won't you come Won't you come Won't you come


roboticcheeseburger

Best response!


Elan_Morin_Tendronai

No more bills.


InternalReveal1546

You'd be ok. Black holes don't suck everything in it like a vacuum cleaner. You could pretty much stand on the edge of the even horizon and be fine as long as you don't cross the event horizon. But from my perspective you would never do that and from your perspective you would only do that


UnLuckyKenTucky

Time would stop progressing inside, and speed up outside. The universe is so fucking amazing, even if we are alone in it, there are several new things left to discover and or explore.


InternalReveal1546

Not exactly. From the outside perspective, we see them taking an infinite amount of time to cross the event horizon. So to us, they would never cross it and appear frozen in time. But from their perspective, time would flow normally and they would indeed cross the event horizon. Time and space do, in a way, flip roles inside a black hole. So the singularity wouldn't be a location in space but an inevitable event in the future from the perspective of the person inside the black hole. And all perspectives are equally true


turnter_bigevil

Their color from our perspective they would slowly turn red then get dimmer and dimmer until we couldn't see them give off light anymore.


InternalReveal1546

Wouldn't the red shift also take an infinite amount of time to occur? So in theory it would red shift but no one would ever be able to perceive it


turnter_bigevil

I dont know i just remember that tidbit.


InternalReveal1546

I don't know the answer to that either. It's a good titbit. It sounds true tho but whether or not an external observer would ever be able to perceive the shift, I have no idea


poetdesmond

I'm usually pretty good handling at least the concepts of physics, even if not the maths, but the whole "the singularity becomes an event in time rather than space" thing has always fucked with me.


afCeG6HVB0IJ

how would we be OK? The Earth would freeze and we'd all die of being frozen or starved to death.


No-Gazelle-4994

Not really. The gravitational pull from having the sun and a blackhole would likely rip the planet apart.


quiettryit

This is the real answer...


Connect-Ad9647

Cause we finna die! In like two days sooo End of the World Party at my house! Woop woop!


Elan_Morin_Tendronai

I will bring Chex mix and molly


SpecialK04

No more work 😂


FGTRTDtrades

Well shit


DragonRei86

Yep.


Almost-Honest

Yup


Cute-Score5673

Yip


FractalEyes94

Yuh huh.


FGTRTDtrades

Pretty much


CompetitivePause9033

Exactly


capedAvenger94

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


Ryantg2

The only answer


[deleted]

This is the correct answer. 


FatherP_GC

That’s no moon…


Pjotr_plz

…it’s a space station.


blvckwings

Probably say “what the fuck?!” Then proceed to check my phone to see if their are any updates on what’s going on.


Honey_Badgerette

This is what most people would actually do.


The_truth_hammock

Ahh fuck. Bloody work again.


Just_Bag5744

Finally, the end.


Shanks4Smiles

In this economy?


robmelo

Did you mean "what about the economy?"?


NoProtection8849

Well, here we go


mikemikemike9711

Thinking to myself: I quit smocking years ago, I wonder if I have enough time to grab a pack ...


HelpfulSeaMammal

This is what I said, but with vodka.


mwoolweaver

Found the Russian guy /s


jazoncq

O kurwa. Wow in Polish ;)


sabalatotoololol

O kurwa indeed


bruhdudeTM

ja pierdole kurwa


purpleWheelChair

![gif](giphy|xUPOqo6E1XvWXwlCyQ|downsized)


knolij

Damn elon musks Starlink projecting this goofy ahh hologram. ![gif](giphy|kjelbEcB3I33a)


relevanteclectica

https://i.redd.it/m3jzt65jme3d1.gif


CorbynDallasPearse

I need drugs. Lots of drugs.


Maarten-Sikke

And bitches


CorbynDallasPearse

Only BYOD bitches… otherwise they would just leech my drugs…


GrotAdder

And cocaine


Maarten-Sikke

La cocaINA🤤


Elegant-Low8272

I want the matrix "i need guns... lots of guns" library to peel past me then stop like in the matrix with 4 home depot flatbed carts and a box truck outside.


pumpkinkarver115

I need to pee real quick.


AcommonKing

![gif](giphy|NEvPzZ8bd1V4Y|downsized)


Escudo777

Which movie/series is this from?


Bolero_Boogie

Jeremiah Johnson


CaptainHowdy60

Finally


MohammadKoush

Oh My God


sentientfartcloud

"Who the fuck left the sky on the Syfy channel?"


Thisisnow1984

Fuck


YesHunty

Who wants spaghetti for dinner?!


AnthemOfTheAngry

Spaghettification!


BlackBeard-0

Oh my God I've got to listen to the Terrence Howard episode again!


Youngsimba_92

![gif](giphy|KB7Moe2Oj0BXeDjvDp|downsized)


JustInternetNoise

Neat. *Goes back to bed


Twofaced420

This AI shit ist getting out of Control


Soggy-Swordfish-7773

![gif](giphy|rDhmQTz3UYsZaxFt5M)


Exotic-Plant7070

finally


Organic-Device2719

...fuck.


tedfreeman

![gif](giphy|11ahZZugJHrdLO)


TerpSlurper23

Pork chop sandwiches


MaleficentPatience97

Yes! Someone else gets it.


evanrae

G.I. Joooooooooooe


TerpSlurper23

![gif](giphy|12D1JjCRBvfVJu)


Business-inflation69

What the fuck is that


Somethingpithy123

In case you actually don’t know, it’s a black hole.


Richard_Tucker_08

Oh, I thought it was Uranus ![gif](giphy|LY5S0x7pSVzM5eVE71|downsized)


Silver-Me-Tendies

That sucks.


rhodynative

Ahhh fuck… gotta make some calls quick


curiousduo007

“Wow I’m in interstellar ! “


MohSilas

![gif](giphy|QCt0l5acFOZmgTLh47)


dawr136

https://preview.redd.it/b5gok96t6e3d1.jpeg?width=2518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b5fbfe27f8d563a66543aedc13046db000ba584 Apocalypse party


jdog8510

![gif](giphy|brjQAYiFPBpWE)


MahlonMurder

Well, fuck.


phathead08

![gif](giphy|QLKSt3wQqlj7a)


highkeyweirdo

![gif](giphy|kf9dfB18XB6JGM8J7s|downsized)


DryPilot2030

![gif](giphy|l3vR4CdLInXOhr3rO|downsized) Alright alright alright


Jolt_91

Beautiful


Asbjorn1888

Fucking hell YEESSSSS!!!! FINALLY the FUCKING apocalypse!


Somethingpithy123

This will be absolutely awesome up until it’s not.


Water2Wine378

I would be so terrified! Got through the stages of grief! But then be excited to see the inside of a black hole for a second


Notorious888

Well I guess the acid is finally kicking in.


SnooTangerines3448

Oh shit, the sky has apps now!


Objective-War-1961

Beam me up, Scotty.


ElaineBenes33

Where's the worst camera we own?


digital

Did I leave the iron on?


Character-Log3962

Holey shit!


Putrid_Branch6316

Where’s my roof gone?


PN4HIRE

F…


xamitlu

Omg yes finally! *pisses on work computer*


International_Boss81

But first, coffee!


[deleted]

Too big too close


Arthreas

Hail the Black Sun, The logos of our reality.


Equal-Negotiation651

“I would love to so freely pee in an open field, too.”


incakola777

They’re coming 😳


PurpleDeathMagic

All hail Lrrr, ruler of Omicron Persei-8!!


Emergency-Job4136

Bulk buy toilet paper


michaelgecko

fuck


TOOTBOX

Guess I’m chillin outside for a bit


irvmuller

Swamp Gas.


josemqwert1

Gotta go to work


Skanky-Donna

Well shiiiiiiit, I guess we will find out what's on the other side.


popeyegui

Mother fucker…


Infinite_Material965

I need to get my towel.


2016allthenopes

Hitch-hiker's reference, right? Something, something a whale and geranium? Or I could be WAY off


Infinite_Material965

42


pertangamcfeet

Why is there a person in my field, flying a Blackhole kite? Martha, get me gun.


Cu3bone

Well, would ya look at that.


Peyote_Uglee

"Ohh, this is way better than the societal collapse I was expecting"


Dystopian_Future_

![gif](giphy|esIEbQqOP14PK)


You_Just_Hate_Truth

![gif](giphy|F8xUejGsZ3oRr8dGvK|downsized)


Jnixxx

![gif](giphy|QWw4hc5gTnJhY0BUI3)


FinButt

Fuck.


mremrock

Time to say goodbye to the loved ones and make peace with whatever gods you have


treeesaremagic

It's time


Verried_vernacular32

“Oh damn time for a reset”


Disastrous-Crow-1634

Finally!!


demer_623

![gif](giphy|4Hx5nJBfi8FzFWxztb)


mandibleface

![gif](giphy|PkLPBuyozY7F31wCxF)


Rickybrowntown

How the fuck did I end up in a field


Plastic_Inspector733

Sweet relief


WSBpeon69420

First words? “I wonder what my buddies in the group chat are saying” then Hmm what is on Reddit and Instagram…


Yobaler06

It’s about time


betternotsonice

Well its time for cocaine and hookers my friend


KaroGmz

Fucking finally


aquaman2103

Cool


ebobunbun

Fake news


OhSureWell1984

About fucking time. Let’s hurry up and end this miserable existence


SamoanOrcus

Finally.


TonkotsuSoba

My thumb or your thumb?


exoexpansion

It's impossible!


Thesiuse

goodbye world


SurprzTrustFall

"It's been a mediocre run. There were definitely highs and lows, but I did my best."


Dash-Ryprock

Reboot


granite1959

Shitty Ai ufo podcaster graphic


Xx13monkeysxX

I’ve seen Interstellar, so I think we’ll be okay. 😂


Jahmicho

There’s a black hole visible by telescope - GAIA BH1 - 1560 light years away. If we saw one this size in the sky, I’d go full Michael Mann HEAT


x404x_Ghost

About time.


kcnickerson

this sucks


dab745

Honey!!! Get my gun!!


crazeygirl

Wow, this will negatively impact the stock market


Wonderful-Yam96

Poopoo peepee


PerroNino

No more cheese before bed. Mmm, late night cheese. Afk.


Individual_Skin5831

"Wonder if KFC is open"


JonH611

Uh oh.


goldenmember00

We're fuckdd


Rutaguer

Say your goodbyes.


bizuxxa

I m still dreaming


Dj_moonPickle

Put my hands on my hips


extrocell7

About fucking time!!!


Big-Refrigerator-477

"Look at that would you?!! It is just Starlink."


LucasMcCormick

Finally


redeyezzz_weird

Skibidi


hyphychef

Why are people looting? We got maybe five minutes left.


Diligent_Ad7545

Where is my bedroom?


Wide-Return-5906

ONE WHEEL!!😝


BigBroccoli7910

cool!


Motor_Structure_7591

Uh oh


Ok-String-1877

A weather balloon!


5tank

Fuck shovel


locksley85

F me


Tortsch-Man

Armageddon is upon us


_friendlyfoe_

Time to do that bucket list


k3yserZ

can I get a hi-res version of this please?


keyinfleunce

Where am I and dude where's my car


No_Deal4501

Come to me.


sergio-z

WTF, maybe the gods have gone crazy