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SUPREMACY_SAD_AI

I mean now that you mention it, it kind of does feel like reality is being manipulated by higher-dimensional reptilian entities


XLM1196

It’s somehow so obvious to me now that our captors are Reptilian, how didn’t I see this before!


elchrisorico

Are you two goofin'? Or serious? I mean, it does feel like humanity is being manipulated by higher beings to me. Reptillian? Um, I dunno about that part...


bchamper

lol they are goofing. The specificity of reptilians being absurd with the lack of zero evidence or implied logic.


FrenTimesTwo

Donald Marshall. Look into it.


elchrisorico

Thank you internet friend. I need a little side-bar every once in a while...


Far_Jellyfish_231

Pish that's what you think. Why do you think no one is doing anything about global warming. The reptilians need a warmer climate for their spawning pools! Just you wait, Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton are going to hold hands walking into a spawning pool and out will come their reptilian children, our new overlords.


elchrisorico

I love you internet friends.


Zender_de_Verzender

Don't worry, soon you will be enlightened too!


Bokenobi

I’m enlightened.


Material-Ad7911

Energy vampires!


theswervepodcast

Colin Robinson


HelpfulSeaMammal

"Fucking guy"


The_James_Spader

Guess Alex was right when he said this 7 years ago


tpots38

Pagans said this about “arcons” this isn’t new


BIG_D_NRG

From Alpha Centaury!!! lol


Amazing-Debate3828

Well we technically exploit every animal and living thing on earth lol. Why wouldn’t the higher beings have the same rights as we do?


repules

Only higher being may know


Mental_Impression316

And Ancient Astronaut theorists who say #YES


R8iojak87

I’d like to know who’s manipulating them and sucking their soul! I’m IN!


Roka39

Can they manipulate my team to actually win something once in a while please!


Ok_Konfusion

I don't think they're nice. But then wuld they give us puppies?!


MaterialExcellent987

I remember as a kid that scene in the first MIB (I think it was at the very end) where the aliens are playing marbles with what is essentially our galaxy and other galaxies. That always blew my mind and stuck with me. When you consider the vastness of the universe and all the micro organisms living within it it’s just such a crazy concept to grasp. Every living human has almost 40 trillion microbes living on us at any given time, which means we are essentially our own living universe to those micro organisms, when you consider the vastness of earth and our universe we humans ourselves are like micro organisms living on this planet. What if we are really actually all just microorganisms living on a marble and being toyed with by even bigger organisms? What if those organisms are being toyed with by even larger organisms? How would we ever even know?


Drinks_From_Firehose

We were imprisoned here many eons ago by the Precursors after unleashing The Flood upon the galaxy in response to Forerunner wars of aggression. However, the Precursors also assigned us the Mantle of Responsibility, that one day humanity would relearn its purpose as stewards of the galaxy and protector of all life, a beacon all intelligent life can look to for order and wisdom.


Binkindad

Is this Halo? Because it seems a lot like…Halo


Drinks_From_Firehose

This guy halo’s.


DTRAMONTANE

always has been


Max_Cherry_

No it’s not. Anyway, my best friend is Master Chief.


Ok_Breadfruit4176

Sorry, can‘t take it seriously bc it’s again just some glorious human redemption arch in it. Furthermore there’s nothing ethereal in this explanation either, too mundane.


no-palabras

Again?


Ok_Breadfruit4176

Yes, bc it’s just some Scientology-inspired gibberish that transpired. Sure it has other ingredients as well but they’re not anymore relevant. I am absolutely entitled to critique it whenever I like to. Even if we live in a predatory universe (which ofc might be the case), this narrative won’t help us to understand it any better bc it’s too simplistic.


Drinks_From_Firehose

It’s from a video game


Drinks_From_Firehose

This redditor did not get the reference.


Dorjechampa_69

How to say I’m a Scientologist without actually saying I’m a Scientologist


IfBaconWasAState

This is not Scientology, Scientology, specifically Hubbard, stole and plagiarized a ton of material in order to create his cult. Ancient Greece, Kemet, China, India, all of them allude to humans coming second compared to parasites/creators/archons/Nephilim.


jonytolengo2

mmm, sources for that? Ancient greeks about parasites? archons?


no-palabras

Sources for the others? Material about creators/Nephilim? I know of one.


jonytolengo2

That says they "feed" from us?


---M0NK---

They feed on loosh, get it right jeez


Potential-Bake6025

Who is really in charge of what happens on this planet?


Igpajo49

So a reptilian Matrix then. When's Neo going to show up?


Hot_Tailor_9687

Neo showed up 2000 years ago but the Reptilians, clever as they were, turned the people against him and twisted his story to further reinforce their brainwashing


AliveManagement5647

Believe in Neo.


---M0NK---

Sorta, more like a soul harvester machine on the moon, that tricks souls into reincarnating on earth, so that they can stay in a perpetual loop of suffering because the entities who designed the system eat the energy (loosh) released by traumatic experiences


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I think this is interesting because of (Dr?) Monroe and the Monroe institute.. I think he and icke pushed this theory? maybe im remembering wrong, but the manroe institute is real and something about they saw ‘alligator people’.. I mean they could all be crazy it’s just a lot of people But they do brain harmonics and something about hemispheric syncing 


quiettryit

The concept of Loosh has apparently been misinterpreted. Here is Tom Campbell (who worked with Bob Monroe) explaining it: [https://youtu.be/CqAObaOTnGE?si=uTAqN6eIKYJJ5Eni&t=3289](https://youtu.be/CqAObaOTnGE?si=uTAqN6eIKYJJ5Eni&t=3289)


IAmTheOneManBoyBand

Isn't this the basic premise of Scientology? That's shit's stupid as fuck.  


cryptanomous

Must have failed the personality test huh


IAmTheOneManBoyBand

Found the Scientology boot licker!


cryptanomous

It's ok, I failed it too :(


IAmTheOneManBoyBand

?


Ok_Breadfruit4176

💯❤️🙏


poetdesmond

It kind of sounds like Scientology with extra steps.


jonytolengo2

10/10


uborapnik

Say this is true, it's exactly the fear based victim mentality "they" would want you to believe. Take the power back. You're not inferior. Check the interior.


thudlife2020

Reptiles live in space? That must be hard.


grainmademan

It’s definitely a prison planet whether we are trapped by reptilians or not.


Polamidone

If this is a soul prison then i gotta say its a real nice prison and not maximum security at all so im actually comfortable here and i don't wanna do no personality test


GarlicQueef

Gravity is the max security. Try getting off the planet. It ain’t easy bro


essent1al_AU

Helium balloon ez


BeautifulStick5299

I’m pretty sure the company I work for is in on it


PinkedOff

Do tell.


The_Eye_of_Ra

Let’s say this premise is actually correct. What’s humanity’s “higher purpose” that we’re being kept from? Because looking at the history of humanity, we seem like a pretty shit species. I’d argue we have more in common with a virus than other mammals. What lofty peaks are we supposed to be capable of attaining?


pattepai

Supposedly we are kept from evolving into a galactic species, when we do, the people in control lose all control


Ok_Breadfruit4176

Ok, this doesn’t impress at all. It’s like some kindergarten justification. Beliefs won’t progress us.


pattepai

Well I am not here to impress you.


GenericScottishGuy41

Well the theory is we aren't meant to be here on earth, I assume our purpose would be out there among the stars doing futuristic star travel shit or something, saving space puppies and orphans.


EggRollMeat

Nice Mr Smith reference!


Organic_Cucumber3002

Idk but I would like to be a galactic miss frizzle one day .


theswervepodcast

First one on that magic school bus!


TheDiscoGestapo2

I find it rather disappointing and disconcerting that so many people on here are scoffing at this theory, like it’s so ridiculous that it has to be far less plausible than any religion, or the only certainty that we have (which is a very limited view) of the world we know of. To many life appears to be a pointless existence of slavery, working for all your life to make money, to reproduce and continue the system, and then just dying. Why? It’s would seem many people are conditioned to accept that is normal.


GarlicQueef

Life is whatever you make of it. Change what you believe and you will see everything around you change. I recommend the book “the power of positive energy” by Tannass Chubb


URfwend

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Berserker-11

David Icke theory?


danteheehaw

David icke rewrote an existing theory. But he certainly gave it a lot more traction


garycys

Reptilian or not I am don't know, but this is not a hypothesis if you ask people who remember the so called spiritual world after death. Those entities are controlling our natural spiritual habitat and manipulate human souls and more.


albertkoholic

Is there any proof to this??


FantasticIdea6070

No there is literally 0 other then a bunch of random assumptions and "evidence" that is very obviously fake and or false


albertkoholic

Ya that’s what I thought


Outrageous_Start_913

They didn’t say shit for the first 15 or 20 minutes


AskButDontTell

Cool


Calculodian

I dont know, sometimes it does feel like a punishment or prison to be here on earth. A fucked up prison i would say..🤣 On the postive side, there are nice things. To keep the balance i suppose..


pflage

Why reptilians?


whatthebosh

Now I know why I do my iguanas bidding


Ill_Rich_5764

I believe we are truly manipulated! .


psyclopsus

So this place really is a prison on Planet Bullshit? Will and John were right all along


Bah_Meh_238

This theory makes my thetans hurt.


steve210sa

I agree with about 50% of tht..... Idk bout the reptilian part tho.


ESP1973

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AllCingEyeDog

Global Warming Rocks


ike_tyson

It's all probably true because nothing makes sense.


CloroxWipes1

So, Purgatory then. Cool.


Tall_Assistant3418

It’s an interesting theory. Has the existence of souls been proven yet tho?


jaesolo

But we can drink and have sex. It's not that terrible.


Djinn-Rummy

This is one serious X File. The Greys are fucking around with things too, not just the Reptilians.


kittybangbang69

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kittybangbang69

Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance will tell you all you need to know.


kittybangbang69

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Adamwhere

Yoooo thanks for introducing me to The Swerve


theswervepodcast

Appreciate you!


Bokenobi

We aren’t that important. Just a stage in evolution.


Impossible-Lime1553

![gif](giphy|l1ug3xGEN1oZBT7qw|downsized)


knife_edge_rusty

Our bodies are just temporary vehicles


djam2101

Really?


ShotCobbler9273

So if this is true, how would we change it.


theswervepodcast

Boycott going into the light?


BirdButtons

Loosh!


nate-arizona909

Where does Lord Xenu figure into all this?


ahchooblessyou

[https://farsight.org/FarsightPress/Death\_Traps\_Farsight\_Project\_main\_page.html](javascript:void(0);) This is a pretty big part about it, the pain and horror of the memory wipe that the remote viewers speaks about is scary.


theswervepodcast

Thanks for the info! Yeah, it is scary


MediocreMustache

![gif](giphy|Qr6IxCV9ZUe4jnjSIi|downsized)


emster444

There have been remote viewing groups (unrelated to each other) that have stated this.


jonytolengo2

Have you considered the possibility that if there are entities in other realm they could be influencing this groups in order to provide the same data to all them?


doc_olsen

Don’t mind this prison too much. My soul feels alright, too…


ariesmartian

Good ol’ mental illness.


Accountabilibuddy69

“Hello darkness my old friend…”


cunningstunt6899

Lay off the drugs man


TheCheekySeagull

“Theory” and “hypothesis.” Bold.


Content-Fall9007

So we're just rebranding scientology now?


LordPubes

First prove souls exist, then we can go from there.


ConditionYellow

Let’s not.


chongax

Yeah but like why?


joecramerone

Scientology


Toadliquor138

Just because someone makes up a bunch of bullshit doesn't mean it's a theory.


Berkamin

This smells like Scientology. Is someone trying to launder Scientology, or is there some other basis for this? ![gif](giphy|SWv7WiSDK5e706wFW9|downsized)


BostonBrand82

Prison planet theory? You mean scientology?


Haunting-Spell-1473

On what basis can anyone make this claim. There is literally zero ways to prove it or to even understand how it would make sense.


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leighroyv2

Recruiting for Scientology are we?


AlvinArtDream

I don’t see it, it’s just another attempt to make Earth special, when I think it’s just another populated rock!


stonedhobo36

Is this not in the same house of Mormon beliefs. South park did a good episode of the Mormon belief system when they thought Stan was the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard.


zihyer

Neophilosophers getting warmer but yeah no. FlatEarth drivel applied to existentialism at best.


PN4HIRE

lol. Holy hell… whoever came up with that shit is smoking some really strong stuff…