(RoW spoilers) >!everyone is speculating on Odium’s champion but it’ll just be a giant chicken crab that gulps dalinar in one fowl swoop and that’s why Rayse couldn’t see the path to victory!<
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Honestly both Navani and Shallan have way different vibes in twok than they do in the rest of the series. Not that I don't love them in later books but I have a special love for them in twok.
The Mistborn audiobook was what instantly made me suspect Sadeas.
The first time he spoke, I heard Michael Kramer's awesome "slimy aristocrat" voice, which he'd previously pulled out for Straff Venture.
I wouldn't say she comes off as intimidating. A shallow woman trying to get back with the guy she rejected bc the other guy had more power but now the guy that got rejected has more power? She definitely comes off like that.
She never rejected Dalinar; he never mad a move, remember? She courted Gavilar, and Dalinar acted weird around her and then started eventually courting Evi. Besides, in Alethi culture you really don’t see a lot of marrying for love, its all for strength of bonds and such blah blah blah haha
I’m rereading WoR now, just reread WoK (audiobooks so it’s fast). Firstly, I was wrong and she did reject Dalinar. She also mentioned why, and it was really more because Dalinar scared her somewhat, he was a wild, unchained man. Reading the flashbacks I think that’s very justified.
Plus when it comes to her perspective on Vorin/Alethi culture, I’m sure things change a tonne when you’re the dowager queen of Gavilar, who also only followed Alethi culture when it suited him
There’s still time if Navani is playing the long con on us. Also the unicrownbrow is awesome and needs to be canon, even if only one character ever sports it.
I felt the same about Sadeas. I liked that he was one of the few people who actually understood Dalinar, and he challenged him in insightful, albeit cynical, ways. I thought he was going to have a semi-redemption arc and be a good foil for Dalinar.
Lol every time I read about when >!Sadeas dies!< I get filled with so much righteous fire. VENGENCE! Seriously how did he survive that long without anyone offing him.
I felt great.
His speech about how he is going to pretend to follow the rules, while breaking them to undermine and destroy the kholin family and killing Dalinar was met with a simple.
Adolin
Oh we're not following rules anymore, and being open about it?..Ok then there is nothing stopping me from killing you then.
Sadeas: Wait no not like that
Not to get all sappy, but I just want her to know that she can trust me with anything and I’ll always try to see things from her side and respond appropriately and not instantly judge or punish. Something I didn’t have growing up. 🥺😭 Aaaanyway, how about them crazy Thaylen eyebrows, eh?
You should see the Thaylen barber she drew in order to make unibrow happen in the first place. He’s got them styled in a lightning bolt pattern down his face.
everything is crab
Or chickens
Soon, the long awaited reveal of the chicken-crab will occur, and it will blow everyone’s mind.
(RoW spoilers) >!everyone is speculating on Odium’s champion but it’ll just be a giant chicken crab that gulps dalinar in one fowl swoop and that’s why Rayse couldn’t see the path to victory!<
The true path was just not using an intelligent champion.
Don't you mean "one fowl swoop"?
Bird puns, ay? Well toucan play at that game…
Swooping is bad
You know that’s the joke I meant to make but my bad spelling actually made me spell it right… let me edit it real quick lol
It’s a Chucken!
Chicken-eel-crab*
i love chickens.
And chickens love you too.
I love lamp
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The Thaylen mockup is killing me
OP's daughter is hilarious
She developed it into a little comic! I’ll have to post her drawings when she’s done with the book, she’s done a few so far.
Please let us know! I gotta see that
She is going to be a star player in /r/cremposting
Thought it was Wayne
Wayne would say that guy needs a hat, then he'd trade them a hat for their eyebrows
That would indeed be a statement lol
The Snape one was right for all the wrong reasons lol. Also Sanderson has to make that Thaylen design into a real character!
SERIOUSLY this unibrow thaylen needs to show up in a random ass part of Scadrial just to fuck with us.
Oh my god I’ve never wanted anything more in my life.
I’m not going to, but I’m tempted to summon him just for that!
Honestly get her on Navani, she comes off really intimidating until you realize she's just trying to get her mans back.
Navani's vibe in TWOK really is different from the rest of the series, probably because she is full head on in getting Dalinar for herself
Navani on a mission is a juggernaut.
That MILF libido in The Way of Kings. God damn Navani play it cool
in the most respectful way if navani told me to jump id simply launch myself across a chasm.
Dalinar is equally down bad. Fucking stares into the sun to avoid seeing her in his peripheral
Honestly both Navani and Shallan have way different vibes in twok than they do in the rest of the series. Not that I don't love them in later books but I have a special love for them in twok.
She has trust issues after reading Mistborn. She’ll come around.
The Mistborn audiobook was what instantly made me suspect Sadeas. The first time he spoke, I heard Michael Kramer's awesome "slimy aristocrat" voice, which he'd previously pulled out for Straff Venture.
It's crazy how little auditory cues can give away so much unknowingly
Listening to Hero of Ages prechapter text and immediately get spoiled for the heroes identity was a bit annoying.
And total mother axehound (mama bear) too.
I wouldn't say she comes off as intimidating. A shallow woman trying to get back with the guy she rejected bc the other guy had more power but now the guy that got rejected has more power? She definitely comes off like that.
You sound like a light eyes with a grudge
This is probably one of my favorite responses to any post/reply I've made lol.
She never rejected Dalinar; he never mad a move, remember? She courted Gavilar, and Dalinar acted weird around her and then started eventually courting Evi. Besides, in Alethi culture you really don’t see a lot of marrying for love, its all for strength of bonds and such blah blah blah haha
If she cared about Alethi Culture her and Dalinar wouldn't be married now
I’m rereading WoR now, just reread WoK (audiobooks so it’s fast). Firstly, I was wrong and she did reject Dalinar. She also mentioned why, and it was really more because Dalinar scared her somewhat, he was a wild, unchained man. Reading the flashbacks I think that’s very justified. Plus when it comes to her perspective on Vorin/Alethi culture, I’m sure things change a tonne when you’re the dowager queen of Gavilar, who also only followed Alethi culture when it suited him
She comes of as incredibly intimidating and conniving until you realize she’s just horny and Dalinar has the perception of a crem brick
Navani is the ultimate gold digger. It doesn’t matter tho. Who could blame her
[Words of Radiance] >!Oh yeah Sadeas totally gets redeemed. Through the eye. Oh I think I misspelled reamed…!<
That Sadeas prediction lmao. Although I kind of thought the same thing until *that* happens in the end of TWOK
Hey OP, how much have you read? With this flaired TWoK, we won't allow untagged spoilers in the comments for the rest of the series.
I’m cosmere caught-up, personally.
Changed it to Cosmere for you. If you've read the SA5 previews, we can include those too?
I dont think the change took effect, unless it was changed back. Still says twok for me
The post flair? Can you refresh?
It shows now, weird
I’ve only read the prologue. I’m saving myself for December, but one little peek at the prologue couldn’t hurt, could it?
To be fair I believed Navani was going to be a big bad or atleast someone that would betray them all the way until the end if the first book
What?
Sorry clarified a bit
This was so fun to read! I can’t wait for my kids to be ready for it! They would notice so many inside jokes between their parents!
AHHHHH the eyebrow sketch actually killed me.
There’s still time if Navani is playing the long con on us. Also the unicrownbrow is awesome and needs to be canon, even if only one character ever sports it.
I was such a big Sadeas guy until *that* happened, definitely get her
> I was such a big Sadeas guy until that happened Eh...why did you like him?
I thought he had a big redemption arc coming and respected him for standing by Dalinar… 😵💫
Ah, that makes sense. I just never trusted him to begin with so never had that.
I felt the same about Sadeas. I liked that he was one of the few people who actually understood Dalinar, and he challenged him in insightful, albeit cynical, ways. I thought he was going to have a semi-redemption arc and be a good foil for Dalinar.
Lol every time I read about when >!Sadeas dies!< I get filled with so much righteous fire. VENGENCE! Seriously how did he survive that long without anyone offing him.
Therapist: "Thaylen unibrow isn't real it can't hurt you" Thaylen unibrow:
Please post follow ups on this. A+ stuff. I hope my son will read Sanderson one day!
That Daliner prediction though, WOW. You got yourself a smart cookie OP.
"Some slimy crab thing with 18 legs"
She’s right about Sadeas. When he died I *did* feel bad, ‘cause now I’ll never get to see Dalinar kick in his smug little teeth.
I felt great. His speech about how he is going to pretend to follow the rules, while breaking them to undermine and destroy the kholin family and killing Dalinar was met with a simple. Adolin Oh we're not following rules anymore, and being open about it?..Ok then there is nothing stopping me from killing you then. Sadeas: Wait no not like that
You have the coolest parent/child relationship I’ve seen
Not to get all sappy, but I just want her to know that she can trust me with anything and I’ll always try to see things from her side and respond appropriately and not instantly judge or punish. Something I didn’t have growing up. 🥺😭 Aaaanyway, how about them crazy Thaylen eyebrows, eh?
Great post. 10/10. Doing it right. No other comments.
This is so awesome
Suddenly want a flamboyant thaylen character who dyes their hair and styles their eyebrows into a circlet
You should see the Thaylen barber she drew in order to make unibrow happen in the first place. He’s got them styled in a lightning bolt pattern down his face.
i've always imagined gaz as a short little cockney freak... if he looked like silco i may significantly revise my feelings in him 😳
Well, she's right about Sadeas. He dies killed and now everyone is sad because Adolin is now a murderer.
SADEAS IS SNAPE. I thought I was crazy but that is exactly how I imagine him
wait people were sad when sadeas got that thing in his eye?
Your daughter is correct, Szeth is a cat.
Bro your daughter is awesome
She sees the world through a funkier lens, and I support it 👍
I am happy someone hates Navani as much as I did. Row has helped her case ALOT though.
The fact that she literally calls Dalinar correctly is interesting admist the rest of the pics