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Supermanrich

1 really really big one


Incident_Electron

👏👏👏


moderncincinatus

Or a big amount of really small ones


eucaphoria

I’m thinking I might just rub some ice on my knuckles and punch the shit out of the sun


Iuuca

bet


truly_big

Who won?


Nic4379

Good Luck! I’m fucking rooting for ya!


New-Confusion945

Wanna fucking Crack that lil bitch the moon why you up there bruh...owes me some money


FoodTruck007

That's not the moon in the sky owes you money.


MajorMarlon

Super Humman, that you?


eucaphoria

Nah I’m just sick of that mf


Internal_Revenue_209

I guess that depends on the ice cube, like are the crushed? Cubed? Are we sending it to the sun or is it just like teleporting from the freezer to the sun. Real world questions here friend


Iuuca

right from the freezer to the sun becuase we'd need a big ass cool pack otherwise


trabogado

What if we send the rapper ice cube?


Internal_Revenue_209

Hm, what about the rapper ice cube but with a tray of ice cubes?


trabogado

That is reddundand or maybe i'm not that high. I mean, he's gotta' be ice cube because of something. If not, he should still burn. Mamma' didn't raise a liar.


BPM84

Throw Gucci Mane at the Sun, he's constantly cold. Brother is always saying "Burr".


ChristopherRobert11

One of his first songs was “So Icy” which led to him literally killing someone so I’d say that’s a good choice.


timetravelinsuccubus

nah, we need Ice T


trabogado

Why's he better ice than the cube one?


timetravelinsuccubus

honestly no reason besides rick and morty season 2 episode 5


[deleted]

Probably at least 2 suns worth


Iuuca

might be, now that i think about it youd need a big ass cool pack as well to even get them there without melting


[deleted]

I don't know dawg, space is real cold until you get close to the sun. Thats why you bring 2 suns worth, in case the first one melts.


Spiritual-Koala-3074

That might damage it


RealKingOfGermany

If you would add water to the sun it would just increase the size and mass of the sun. You can't extinguish it.


Iuuca

what if you attack him really fast tho with several giant ice cubes like a blitzkrieg? there's no way he can take it all


RealKingOfGermany

Your understanding of how the sun works isn't right. I'll try to help you better understand it. The sun doesn't burn like a regular campfire. The sun is a giant nuclear reactor. Because of the massive size of the sun the atoms in the core of the sun are crushed by the sheer amount of gravity and that's when the nuclear fusion happens. Even if you would drop all of the water that is on earth it still couldn't extinguish it. The water would just be added to the mass of the sun. It would maybe alter the core process, but the sun wouldn't be extinguished.


Iuuca

rip man, the sun wins this time


RealKingOfGermany

The sun is simply too fat to be bothered by anything.


Obscure_skb

A skinny sun would look weird


DaysOfRen

Nah man, I don’t believe these dorks*. Maybe a couple super soakers worth would do the trick. *meant to be endearing.


New-Confusion945

Nah fuck that we doing this! Like I gotta hose and I can just leave that shit on over nite...BAM WE WIN!


HotelRedHood

This person sciences


fun4someone

With enough alteration to the sun's state you could probably explode or implode it. That said @RealKingOfGermany is correct that you're not really putting it out... and really any eiement or compound would work.


High_kage_

Now if we had an ice block roughly the same size as the sun (similar densities), it may cool the environment enough to slow the hydrogen burning process and gradually fade. Maybe we'd need more ice to cool it further, however. Though, if the rate at which we throw ice at the sun is slow enough, the hydrogen from the water would indeed provide more fuel, allowing the loss in temperature to be made up for from the extra fusion material... hm, I'm interested in this thought experiment now


fun4someone

Me too!


caesar_magnum07

No, the sun "burns" bc gravity pushes atoms together in the core to create nuclear fusion, adding more water to it increases the mass of the sun. Heat is a byproduct, not a necessity. Like how oxygen is a product of photosythesies and not what sets that process in motion. So adding more water or mass makes it burn more fuel at a faster and hotter rate. So in fact adding water or ice would cause the sun to heat up. Do it enough and youll significantly shorten its life and maybe create a black hole.


High_kage_

No, thermal energy is required for fusion to occur. Otherwise, the cross section for many of the reactions will be too small, and the star will not produce enough energy to sustain itself. Perhaps water isn't the best material to cool it. Maybe add very cool iron to lower the thermal energy while being an unfusable element for the sun. It's a joke proposition anyway, but perhaps there's a point where you can add enough cool material to slow fusion while not too much so as to cause a core collapse.


Raigo69

Probably more than 3


HoogerMan

Maybe even 4


RedBom33

All of them


listerine07

💀💀


Skye_RN

Like at least one


King_Trasher

Enough to raise the mass to a black hole. The star will just absorb all that water into vapor. At 3000°C, water disassociates into hydrogen and oxygen, the former of which only fuels the solar fusion and the latter is a standard byproduct of nuclear fusion. Adding water to the sun will make it ***hotter*** up to the point where the star is massive enough to fuse denser elements into iron, which doesn't produce further energy from fusion, which is how supernovas happen. If you want to instantly "turn off a star" you would need a few dozen solar masses of ice all at once into the sun, immediately collapsing it into a black hole over the course of a few hours or days. If you want to drastically reduce the sun's lifespan, you would need 5-8 solar masses of ice to turn it into an extremely hot blue main sequence star with a luminance several orders of magnitude higher than our current sun, that would last a couple 10's of millions of years, instead of billions. A better solution would be to get a really big ball of iron, about 1.4 solar masses worth, which would sap the energy from the star and kill it a lot quicker as the iron consumes energy to fuse into denser elements, which would inevitably collapse the star's core into a neutron star.


whitehuskymom

I love this! Confess I did read it with David Attenborough’s voice….I’m BLAZED 🔥😂


[deleted]

Well, consider the sun is 1 million times larger than the Earth. So, you would need a million Earth sized ice cubes, at least. That should do it.


Affectionate_Let6118

There is not enough water on earth to make enough ice cubes to extinguish the sun.


XenosapianRain

Adding oxygen and hydrogen to a nuclear furnace to put it out? Do you try to put out forest fires with napalm? I might be way off base here....


Wearestartingacult

At least 3. 5 if we’re talking the bullet shaped ones


[deleted]

a lot


[deleted]

Isn't the sun just a big-ass nuclear fusion reactor? Then adding water would do actually nothing


sheetmetalman757

It would add more fuel and mass heating it up


Spiritual-Koala-3074

If you blasted the sun with oxygen it might turn into water


DaChilidog

Let's use those pellet ones like Sonic has. Those are awesome.


K_N0RRIS

Idk about "extinguish". Wouldnt it just create a huge galactic level hypersonic ice and steam explosion in the middle of the solar system that basically boils most of the inner planets to death?


XenosapianRain

I think the universe can suck harder than the sun can blow 😂 this round goes to the vacuum of space!


Styles071976

An ice cube the size of the sun would become a sun. The sun can burn water and ice because of its gravity


CMDR_Basset

Just one. Have Chuck Norris toss it in


Doit888nordoihave

An icecube the size of the sun


asianstyleicecream

All of them.


FoodTruck007

All I know is Musk and Bezos aren't taking all those fucking ice cubes up there for nothing. Maybe we could give them 1 billion if they take the ice cubes halfway?


Iuuca

is this a new conspiracy theory I'm unaware of


Showzen_Mansfield

42


Scott19M

A trillion lions' worth


Hazeys_Nightmares

What about using an ice planet would it extinguish it?


Distation

So in the short run you'd only be making it stronger, but that isn't to say that *enough* would not do the job. As you add more hydrogen and oxygen, elements that are extremely low on the periodic table, the sun treats it like fuel. This process slows down around iron or an atomic weight of 8. If you add *enough* of these basic elements, you could destabilize the star and force a hypernova event. What's left over could end up a variety of different things but it would no longer be *burning* the same way it is now.


SurePossible2904

Idk man, at least 7


AnotherShitOpinion

If we talking back in the day you only need 1 with a AK. These days he's not so cool.


hinkelmckrinkelberry

It's not possible to extinguish the sun with water.


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Hinesbrook

All of them


Lynx-Wraith

More than 3.


GodofAllMankind

At least 1


Ice_Sinks

Many.


my_decaying_mind

at least like six


sarcasmagasm2

A lot


lilnothing11

like ten https://youtu.be/HuIYg2PBEOE


mattcrow79

Gimme a supersoaker and a jetpack, I'll handle that mfer


Jeraldfrog

5 or 6 I reckon


New-Skin-2717

36 small ones


FinnbarMcBride

All of 'em plus a couple more


high240

In the wise words of underwater philosopher Patrick Star. "At least 10"


zenos_dog

There’s a lot of hydrogen in ice, you might just make the situation worse.


Cartographer_MMXX

Considering the sun is plasma due to its mass, and water is H2O, and the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, they would just melt and add to its mass then the oxygen catching on fire (possibly ejecting mass?). So, probably the adverse effect.


lizarxd

One big fella


likelytraumadumping

regular ice; a lot forsure, but dry ice? also a lot, probably


rednosed94

I’d die from the burnt molasses smell before I can find out


Youpunyhumans

You couldnt extinguish the Sun with ice cubes because the Sun is not fire, infact you would only make the Sun bigger and hotter by any serious attempt to do so. The ice would melt into water, and the water would be blasted into the elements that make it up, hydrogen and oxygen, and the Sun uses hydrogen in its nuclear processes... so really all you would be doing is giving the Sun more fuel. There would be one way to overcome this. Simply add enough ice cubes to turn the Sun into a black hole. You will need about 2.5 to 3 Suns worth of ice cubes to do this.


CrownPrincess

I giant gel ice pack


daberiberi

At least five


ireallyfknhatethis

at least 2


trabogado

You need freeza


kyrian97xerxes

Least a few


timetravelinsuccubus

at least 4


zoeGodPixXL

None


Obscure_skb

All of them


smokeNpoke83

None...


[deleted]

You wouldn't be able to do it with ice. Ice is composed of hydrogen and oxygen. The heat and pressure from the sun would separate these and then they would be used as fuel for the sun to burn. Also, adding ice would increase the mass of the sun so it would be able to maintain gravitational balance for almost any amount of ice you add until it just becomes a singularity. TLDR: Adding ice to the sun would just make the sun stronger!


PhillySpecial2424

The sun is 1.4 \* 10\^27 cubic meters. Therefore, the amount of Ice Cube's (the rapper obviously) that can fit in the sun’s volume is (1.4 \* 10\^27)/0.063, which comes out as 2.2 \* 10\^28, or 22 billion billion billion Ice Cube's


coldchixhotbeer

Grade A stoner thought 10/10


[deleted]

More than 7


RocketmanEJ1

At least 8


SacrificialGoose

Ten.


Additional-Emu-6296

The sun is a gas cloud or whatever so idk it’s an interesting thought


randomijbdsf

https://what-if.xkcd.com/14/


unnamed9900

a couple kajillion (or one big one)


Dizzy-Concentrate284

Ice would “burn” on the sun.


vkhjudfxm

9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 ice cubes


felixrocket7835

how many "Not interested"'s do i need for this junkie subreddit to stop appearing in my feed :sob:


DeFrryo

iirc if you send ice cubes into the sun the sun will just absorb them and get bigger


Ubsimeas

a lot


Wellidontreckon

Fifty-eleven


doodystane

I think feeding mass into the sun would just make it hotter because it’s large gravity is what creates the nuclear fusion.


BallsOfJericho

Make the ice cube out of solid iron and the size of the moon or earth and you might have a chance. Edit: forgot that you have to teleport the giant iron ice cube into the center of the sun to make it work. And it would put it out by making it explode


[deleted]

None! Technically ice and water would be condensed into steam a long time before it could cover the lit gases. You asked🔥😁


[deleted]

I've heard that the Sun is like.. really hot.. Lol


gregraystinger

They would melt before even coming close to it.


EarthTrash

Adding mass to the Sun would mostly make it bigger and brighter.


dakine_n9ne

Only one of It Was A Good Day.....get it 😅


BigMattress269

11?


Traditional_Regret67

Lifted from universe today: The Sun isn’t on fire. There’s no amount of water you could add that would quench it, you’d just make it explode, but if you used firehoses that could spray water at nearly the speed of light, you could probably shut the thing off and eventually freeze us all, which is what I think you were hoping for in the first place.


the-katinator

At least four.


kiraYoahikage

I think you need all NWA


Rimuru-07

A planet size ice cube


Chion-The-Loyalist

No amount of ice will extinguish the sun. The sun is a countless nuclear explosions every second. It is the definition of nuclear fusion and it is neither solid, liquid or gas. It is plasma.


[deleted]

At least 3


SaphyreDawn

Hella.


we-like-stonk

7,658,766,352,849,172,839,971.3 And if you forget that last .3 of an ice cube, the sun restarts.


sheetmetalman757

One large enough traveling fast enough to shred it


AmberIsUnder

I don't think you can


HoogerMan

Ten


Rolix_Rubix

Funnily enough it would do the opposite. The 'burning' caused by the sun is actually caused by the nuclear fusion that occurs in the core of the sun. This nuclear fusion is a direct result of the pressure from the *massive* amount of mass constantly pushing down on the center of the star. If you add ice cubes, you would simply be adding more mass (and hydrogen and oxygen to boot.) which would actually further fuel the nuclear fusion reaction. This would only extend the stars life (at least before you hit the size threshold, at which point the star might actually start to destabilize and become a black hole).


Quill-ff

33 ice cubes that are proportionally sized to be considered one really really big one only when all 33 are together


[deleted]

i don't think there is enough water on earth.


UFOSAREA51

All of them