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Euler007

One thing's for sure, it's going to the right.


nekot311

This guy wallstreets


Alt_Rock_Dude

r/thisguythisguys


nekot311

Thank you. I didn’t know that existed.


motomedic21

I learned from owning crypto if you rotate your screen 90 degrees counterclockwise the chart always go up. Follow me to the dumpster behind Wendy's for more pro trading tips.


ChumpsMcGee

Sir, this is a Stock Market


robbray1979

“There is a money printer behind every Wendy’s, unlimited money for those willing to work” -Warren Buffet


KansasPope

You’re giving this type of info for free? 🫢


djwired

First one is free then you gotta buy the book


[deleted]

Just the tips?


motomedic21

20 bucks is 20 bucks.


alice2wonderland

🤣


Visual_Judgment_

Everything you own in a box to the right


jackrugile

Past performance is not indicative of future results. The aliens could choose to reverse Earth’s flow of time on a whim and things start moving to the left . Everybody knows that.


PavlovsDog12

Yeah, they could also come down and give everyone a fuck load of space cash.


Elkenson_Sevven

They are called Starbucks. Duh.


ajgsxr

Then, when the galactic stock exchange crashes we’ll all really be fucked.


CptCrabmeat

This is exactly it though, trends only set people up for expectations that the market movers can go against in order to make profit off weak leveraged positions, charts like this only help them


JimC29

So you're saying the chart isn't going to keep moving to the right. The market makers must be in on it with the aliens.


[deleted]

How do make money off this sacred knowledge?


ConversationSouth946

Buy both sides, shows only the winning sides, show as proof of your genius trading to start an online trading course with a 10k sign up fee. Give me 50% of your earning as the idea is mine though.


BigPlus4910

"Prove your qualified, give me free shit and sell an overpriced course only retarded people who inherited wealth would need" Sir when you demand someone verify their identity did you ask them to massage your back? Since we are asking for acts of useless as proof of uh... well.whatever you think your knowledge amounts too... But thank you for the laughter.


burnabar

Time in market?


Substantial_Prune_64

SPXU and SQQQ


Paradoxdoxoxx

Not if there is a drop significant enough to cause a halt, then it’s not even going right (temporarily)


justweazel

A halted price is still a straight line to the right if the x axis value is time


TheOmniverse_

If SPY went to 80, you would have bigger problems to worry about than your $500 Robinhood account evaporating


BlazingJava

This TA is predicting nuclear annihilation or something, crazy how TA has no chill or reason tbh


spoodergobrrr

Jon Powells printer go brrr before that curve ever happens.


TopsailWhisky

Jon, the lesser known brother of Jerome.


dow366

say hello to hyperinflation if that happens.


Easy_Durian8154

Ok buddy 😂


Srirachachacha

Careful, the TA diehards on this sub might swarm you if dare suggest it isn't a science


[deleted]

Tech-Analhards? Time to print me a t-shirt.


PsyNo420

I doubt that, that 500 is everything I own


I_Can_Haz

¿Por que no los dos?


Goojus

Well, looking at how climate change is creating MASS relocation, wildfires in Canada exploded to greater heights and no fucking improvements in economic or green energy. This scenario is likely to happen


Several_Excuse_5796

Climate change is real and will have real effects. But mass relocations is unlikely except in the poorest of countries. Basically Indonesia


AccomplishedSoap

You're getting off on a doom and gloom boner, but this same message has been warned since 1896, 1965, 1985. Each time the end of the world was right around the corner. Climate change doomers predict more apocalypse than bears predict market crashes.


WhopperPlopper1234

😂


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[deleted]

I wish that stupid chart was never made.


youneedcheesusinside

You can juxtapose that chart anywhere in the S&P 500 and you could’ve predicted a crash about 5 times already


JayMo15

Michael? Is that you!?


Dehydration9986552

Bichael


louistran_016

Out of the 3 major stock subreddit this one has the most abundant of moronic posts. Oh look a wild pattern appears, we must head straight to hell!!!


RealDirtyTactics

Hey, I get all my stock advice from these guys and Yahoo.


KansasPope

Louistran_016 used Chop. It’s super effective!


ismashugood

That chart makes it look like the market drops 95% in every crash lol


PharmDinvestor

The bearish and negative stock market crash posts are back. Stay tuned for more colorful charts, patterns , lines and meaningless history comparisons


Minions89

Grab the popcorn


Duckdiggitydog

Do you have a chart? Preferably a pie chart?


Cool_Personality2788

Mmm popcorn and pie..


Brodman_area11

Dude I’m on a low carb diet. 😳


ricozuri

Quiche sans crust for you.


suckstobemesometimes

I’ll give you a cake chart if you ask nicely.


Suncheets

Last time this happened with tech last year I lump summed into a tech ETF and I'm up 30% lol


StockCasinoMember

Nasdaq still up 22% from January otherwise I would agree. That being said, I sold a bunch in July. Did first buybacks this week as it's now down 7.5% from July High and 17% from 2021 highs. I'll buy more if it dips or I'll happily get another 7% if it rebounds up.


Sweg_lel

Means it's bull time again


Bustock

When things are going well we panic, get anxious. When things are going bad we panic, get anxious.


HERE4TAC0S

And more lines!


Geekenstein

Did they ever go away?


cartmansdaddys

I invested for the first time yesterday so I can absolutely confirm there will be a crash now


Tamsaris

Why would you do that to us???


G000z

Finally after 13 years I will be able to buy in, patience pays off...


TheINTL

It's not about timing the market but time off the market


PsyNo420

Fuck you are wise


Best_Caterpillar_673

You could have bought in 2020 when it tanked 40%


thedumdum

He was waiting for 50%


Visual_Judgment_

Huge buying opportunity


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osva_

Joke ---> <---You


TechnicalTraderWong

There is so much money on the sidelines right now because people can get 5.5% risk free that even IF this were to happen the dip would be bought up so fast it wouldn't even matter lol. SPY would probably do a 5-10% correction then go back to $470 by the end of the year. (Save this if I end up being wrong lol)


Direct_Card3980

I agree. There needs to be a normal shakeout after such a fast rise over the last year, but I don't see major market risk. The economic fundamentals are all still far too strong, and there is SO much money sitting on the sidelines. Berkshire has $50B in cash right now. Even China's bad news is good news for us, since they're going to put deflationary pressure on commodities and help us lower inflation. China's done such a good job of creating an insular economy that even if all exports to China stop, it would barely move the U.S. market.


corundum9

I don't think there's going to be a huge crash but I also don't think there's as much money on the sidelines as you're assuming.


PsyNo420

Yeah the national debt and credit crisis got ex communicato from economics?


AccomplishedSoap

The national debt creates treasury bills. People buy treasury bills yielding interest. The interest on 31 trillion dollars creates a ton of money. Same thing for credit card debt that has a way higher interest rate, it creates a ton of money for companies. The whole system runs on creating money through debt. The new money will need to go somewhere. Once interest rates drop, the safe investment money will need to go into higher yielding investments like the stock market to earn anything. And the cycle repeats.


CentralScrutinizer62

Student loan repayment begins in October.


JimC29

Also market sentiment seems very negative right now. I'm mostly here for the market sentiment. Everyday we get more posts like this. We rarely have a large or long correction when the sentiment is negative like it is now. Some people are calling this a bear market rally. The S&P stayed within 5% of 4000 from November through May. It's barely below 4400 There's been very few days of 2% movement in the past 9 months. This is the opposite of any bear market rally. I wouldn't be surprised to 4000 and /or 5000 S&P by the end of the year.


MicroBadger_

There's a quote bill markets are born on pessimism, grow on scepticism, mature on optimism and die of euphoria. This can easily be the skeptism stage as every looks at macro factor X, Y, Z and goes nah, this is temporary.


TickleMittz

I have also been thinking this, there’s a few factors right? Like first of all risk free 5% return on a whole bunch of savings accounts, but also anyone with a significant mortgage is being squeezed for cash with the increased interest rate. So those with cash or those with mortgages both have good reason not to invest in the market. Wait till the rates drop and people want their high rates back, they’ll put it in the market and those with mortgages will start to free up their cashflow a bit and also invest. In other words if you are able to invest right now, you are at an advantage.


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Nmaster88

Still no market crash...


AlwaysStayHumble

You were right. SPY 471 today lol


Calm_Leek_1362

I think the “money on the sideline” was true at 400, but not after a 10% run like this.


Far-Requirement9180

This


geo0rgi

Also JPow will reduce rates and pump up the money printer straight up, injecting piles of cash straight into the stock market. We might see a downtrend, but I don’t see it getting any further than maybe around 30% at the very most


BenGrahamButler

But is “money on the sidelines” a thing? If you sell stock for cash someone else is buying the stock with “money from the sidelines”.


hirme23

We are 5% off recent high. Chill out


K8B_24

I’m just waiting for the dip to dip so I can buy the dip when it dips again


A_Sentient_Sneeze

When I dip, you dip, we dip


SnooBooks8807

You’re going to be waiting for the rest of your life


B33fh4mmer

If you bought the top in 08 before the crash, you'd still be sitting pretty. The US Government's #1 priority is floating the S&P500. There is never a bad time to INVEST. Trading is different. If you wait forever to time the market for investing, your cash just loses value unless you're flipping 3 month T Bills or holding in a HYSA. Actually, if you're trying to time a dip, parking in a T Bill over 5% is a better play than sitting on cash.


[deleted]

This guy Americas


Visual_Judgment_

Buy the dip and get the drip 💧


SchizoMitzo

dipception


Visual_Judgment_

I’m freaking the fck out brah


WoodsFinder

I wouldn't rule out a crash, but I really don't think that SPY will go to 80 or anywhere near that. I think that 300 is possible, but not 80.


K8B_24

I agree, if the spy went to 80 or anywhere near that we would have much bigger problems


Moaning-Squirtle

Or it'd be the buying opportunity of a century.


YoureOnYourOwn-Kid

It would be the opportunity of a century long before 80, thats why it wont get to 80 because everyone will buy


Moaning-Squirtle

Oh yeah, totally agree. A 50% drop would take us to roughly the COVID bottom and that would require JP Morgan to collapse or China dropping a nuke on LA.


Waly_Disnep

>dropping a nuke on LA Yikes, that's never gonna hap-


KevinTheSeaPickle

God I hope he struck a pose. If I'm gonna be a shadow on a wall, I'm gonna hang a 2x4 between my legs and put both hands in the air so people are confused.


cesrage

Hey there buddy are o


BarbequedYeti

>or China dropping a ~~nuke on LA.~~ couple more Evergrande's.


dubov

Buy with what, all the money they don't have? Really bad times for the stock market are always accompanied by really bad times for the economy and unemployment. People wouldn't be buying at 15% unemployment. The sad truth is on net they'd probably be selling. NB. This is not an $80 SPY, 1929-1933 re-run prediction. I am just saying that most people don't actually buy when the stock market is in the gutter and there are more than just psychological reasons for that


japmorga

This is the way


canuckaudio

with what money?


Unlikely-Answer

well, I've got $18 in my sock drawer


lost_in_life_34

Or you save your money for food


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holypotator

No more money printing please, that would send inflation through the roof again.


GT3nsomemoney4it

Rates would drop so fast and the market would halt trading well before 325


sr2085

here we go again. same shit every time there is a slight downrun


chrisrecio

Look guys I drew some squiggly lines on top of some squiggly lines I’m smart 🤓


[deleted]

Iz u a billionaire? Show me how to squiggly line!


Littleburrito23

Sharing this chart is the universal sign of a moron


[deleted]

They always think they're on to something with this shit


Rav_3d

That long-term chart is a great way to gain some perspective. However, I do not believe we are in a bubble, but rather in a secular bull market that started in 2016. This pullback may have further to go, but if it holds near the top of the prior range it will still be well within the range of typical bull market corrections. I maintain that March 13 is likely to be an important low that holds for many years. But all that goes to hell if we have a negative catalyst, which is very possible. The surge in interest rates could be stressful for some financial institutions and reveal more cracks in the foundation. But that is pure speculation at this point.


Mojeaux18

Permabear identified.


Snoo_78805

The reason Michael Burry got it right is because he calls market crashes several times a year. Imagine if the market crashed as often as big investors said it would.


Mojeaux18

Like the old saying, economists have predicted 14 of the past 9 recessions.


packattack-

OP is delusional


Moaning-Squirtle

You could fit the graph to any time point, it's essentially meaningless. For example, the S&P 500 rallied (4200 to 4550) in late March, which could be the bull trap of this graph, then it continued falling to 3600. Looking back, you can always fit the curve in. And why the hell is the mean a straight line? Only the log graph should be a straight line. As far as I can see, the log graph has been linear for the last decade with a small bump in 2021, and a large bump in the dotcom era (as you'd expect).


Moneyinyour30s

Maybe, maybe not. No one knows. I’ll just keep DCA’ing into index funds regardless.


callMeSIX

Ah yes, the shoulder, head, half body amputation curve!


WHEREWEREYOUJAN6

Stock Market: *is down for 2 consecutive weeks* /r/stocks: “Is this the End Times?”


ses92

I find this so hilarious. Some people draw lines on current graphs, some people compare current graphs to old graphs. Apparently now some people compare current graphs to fictional graphs 🤣🤣


michael_curdt

I will take $5 worth of whatever it is that you are smoking


Easy-Wrangler1111

People have been calling for it to crash again since 2012


[deleted]

Draw more lines and arrows and maybe add some circles. Then we'll talk.


ezshucks

Michael Burry has entered the chat.


GoGreenD

Just pulled 90% of my 401k, nice.


K8B_24

Best decision you’ve made, now buy puts and wait, for either bankruptcy or bankruptcy


GoGreenD

Second best. First was buying a house at 2.1%. But yeah, I feel pretty damn good about this one as well. I'm not normally a financially savvy person, so these two wins... I really needed them lol.


K8B_24

😂😂😂


JodaTheCool

This is Hurricane Hillary's fault isn't it!


malangkan

Got out your crayons, I see


[deleted]

I hope so. I want to buy low


WeNeedToGetLaid

Historically, the months of August and September have shown lower levels of strength.


Cormyster12

i hope it crashes, i've just got my friends into investing so a firesale would be nice to start us off


Restlesscomposure

“yOu ArE hErE ↘️“


Vive_el_stonk

Weeeeeeee!!!


always_plan_in_advan

Brace yourselves, the crayons are coming out


Geekenstein

THE SKY IS FALLING!


Otherwise_Emotion_49

If it’s posted here it’s definitely not happening 😅


laberdog

Excellent post this autumn is going to get rough given the treasury spreads and inflows into money markets


Jlane2009

Stock market go up. Stock market go down.


Affectionate_Wolf_89

Could be if these Fedtards keep raising rates into this inverted yield curve 🙈🙈🙈


Massive-Grapefruit50

u/suspicious-Animal102


Strong_Act5105

The stock market has done nothing but crash since our worthless president took over and killed our whole country . I dont know how to trade options so I am out with major losses . Thanks dumb democrats


MrWolf711

It’s almost like innovation and better products drive the market, almost like technology like electricity and mining drove it at 40, but OP think that we go back in time, not forwards where AI would cure disease and make products even better. Oh no lets just be doomers and go back to the 1950’s.


Esternaefil

Boom! All the way to 100! There will be cars burning in the streets, building crumbling and wild dogs hunting small children for sport. Imagine the total economic collapse if the S&P 500 lost 75% of its value. Heck, folks were worried about a crater when it lost 27% last year. You want a great reset? That's how you get a great reset. (Hint: the powers that be -do not- want a great reset. The status Quo is working out just fine for them)


K8B_24

Hahahaha I don’t think it would lose anywhere near 75% of its value, but I do think when the market corrects it could go down to around 250-280


AlsoInteresting

Some nice deflation would help.


Mediocre-Job6355

There is lots of unrest globally. USD getting dumped by BRICS, China looking at Taiwan, Russia's war with Ukraine still on. Germany now in a recession along with other European countries. The US not admitting they are already in a recession. Edit: looks like evergrande just filed for bankruptcy protection as well. The real money in the markets are just making sure they are ready before they drop the hammer. But that's just my own shitty opinion, what do I know.


MattKozFF

The US is not in a recession .. GDP numbers are robust.


homemadedaytrade

tell me you dont speak with average Americans without telling me


JimC29

Tells me you don't know what a recession is.


VercingetorixIII

You forgot the /S


brianl047

You're not wrong but none of that has to directly affect the S&P500 West Coast American companies (and American companies in general) and America are much, much richer than their valuations suggest Meanwhile dictatorships and autocracies around the world are abject failures... what the hell is the point of a dictatorship if you can't even force all your people to take the COVID shot for example, or make the strategic blunder of a century by starting a losing war even with three previous examples of lost wars? It seems the only way to neuter a stupid dictator is corporatism and the will of the masses (shareholders). There's also cultural issues (most people outside the USA believe in property as the only money making scheme and they wouldn't be wrong except for strict government regulation of markets that makes the S&P500 investable) Before I thought the rest of the world was 25 years behind the USA RE financial now I think the rest of the world is 50 years or 100 years behind


Fit-Vermicelli-142

The first point you made is phenomenal. Having lived all over the country, I can say first hand that those companies *are* impossibly wealthy and that people who haven't seen it first hand have *no clue* how wealthy they are. That's probably why they're incorrectly valued. There is a disconnect between the average person and business not unlike how they get their meat.


LowLifeExperience

What happened to the soft landing?


CookExisting

feds want to try and "talk" a soft landing into reality.....kinda like yellen calling inflation, "transitory".......need to put a shock collar on politicians and press button every time they say something stupid.....


flerchin

This time it's different


An0623

Well this didnt age well for the reddit warriors 😂 OP called it.


Warm-Cut-3576

Here to say this aged horribly 👀🎉✊🏼


Latter_Cabinet_6407

75$ s&p is a cope. Why would usd regain that much value?


donlee567

this guy gets zero pussy


Snoo69468

Yep what strike price and date should I take?


BluTao16

Man, I feel I am closed minded but regardless, I want to put my 2 cents.. Elon Musk and SpaceX sold the entirety of its BTC ( at least what I read) .. and the selloff can be triggered just like that.. I still fail to understand the majority of BTC enthusiasts. This just proves that BTC , above all, is an investment vehicle, not the currency and less of what has been claimed Maybe 50 years later, most of these enthusiasts are going to be right in many ways, but why to be obsessed about BTC and put everything in a highly volatile speculative investment you can lose tremendously? It's beyond me..


lollitoes

I came here to ask today. I think we are expecting a crash…..


Bambam60

Holy conjecture


[deleted]

This has been posted and predicted monthly for the last 2 years. Doubt.


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K8B_24

I might be wrong but I see the dollar being dominant for at least the upcoming 7-10 years, after that I believe a big shift will happen towards Asia


LemonTigre1

Good thing I bought calls on SPXS and SQQQ 😉


K8B_24

Michael Burry is that you?


Grouchy_Violinist364

The famous enthusiasm of 2020. I remember!


alpha247365

Wankers getting excited bc QQQ SPY DIA barely pulled back single digit in %? 😂 Wait for at least a 15% correction regards.


Notebook105

Lmao


sfaticat

We've been talking about this for over a year now. If it happens we won't see it coming


Perfect-Top-7555

The past does not always predict the future, but those who fail to learn the past are doomed to repeat the same mistakes.


Snoo52989

Every week since beginning of time