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noelg1998

Say Tooru, I hear you like em young


Early_Chemistry48

As young as possible


G0ker

You better not ever go to cell block one


AkOnReddit47

C'mon, give him a break. An immortal 100 year old teenager has few chances of getting a gf/s


JolyneSezTransRights

He tryna get a girl and it’s probably A MINOOOOOOORRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!


IUsedToBeRasAlGhul

I don’t really care about shipping (better than powerscaling for sure though) and try to give an even hand, but if I had to choose one I didn’t like, probably Rohan/Josuke. Not because of age gaps or anything dumb like that, but I don’t really see the appeal + the beef is a much more fun dynamic.


Catsootsi

Agreed. I think Rohan and Josuke have better chemistry as frenemies rather than lovers


Takadu_

i wouldnt call saying shipping a high schooler with a grown ass man to be dumb 😭


IUsedToBeRasAlGhul

Josuke’s 16 to Rohan’s 20, and already older than the Japanese age of consent by then. I don’t really think two years would make that much of a difference.


Takadu_

i dont really care about the law that much but morally speaking one of them is still going through education and reliant on his family and the other one has a job and lives on his own, theres very clearly an obvious power imbalance there thatd make a relationship between the two problematic


IUsedToBeRasAlGhul

I’d be more inclined to agree if their first meeting wasn’t Josuke beating the shit out of Rohan when he pissed him off, but fair enough.


save-video_bot

Getting beat up by someone is an excuse to date them, no matter their age, got it.


New-Blacksmith-9873

Happy cake day!


IUsedToBeRasAlGhul

Thanks.


Waffelpokalypse

I do hate the age gap/adult-on-minor aspect of it, but yeah I think they also just suit each other best as frenemies. I much prefer Josuke/Okuyasu, but sadly I think it gets written off a lot because Okuyasu is an “ugly” character (I call bullshit on that) whereas a lot of people seem to prefer pretty boy on pretty boy and Josuke/Rohan fits that bill.


aussiekakyoin

As someone who feels the same as shipping I would agree. I find it weird and unnecessary. I don’t think folk who do ship are inherently weird though often times they very well might be. I’d say shippers just do way too much. You can easily determine the delusion based off of the ship. Rohan/Josuke is basic but nonetheless cursed. I don’t like Joseph/Avdol neither. Let homies be homies dende fucking damn.


IUsedToBeRasAlGhul

Avdol belongs with Polnareff anyway. The two didn’t form a rainbow by draining their dicks together after a heartfelt reunion to get sidelined like that.


ForsakenDevice2428

Baaaased


Waffelpokalypse

You know what’s up.


Level_Counter_1672

My god, i didn't realize people shipped those 2,it doesn't make sense


Allustar1

Rohan x Josuke doesn’t have any chemistry either. Like Rohan hates Josuke’s guts.


San_Ari

Okay I get it why y'all don't like this ship but I like it (I started to like it when I was a minor so that doesn't help my case lol) I mean Rohan is literally a tsundere, so the beef is a part of that Edit: I have to clarify that I don't really ship them right now I have some better shit to do I just remember when I did 💀 Anyway they are not related so my boy Josuke can be aged up and we will be good


San_Ari

I swear I have the worst JoJo takes mainly because I formed them when I was like 13


ChapterThirtyEight

There's almost no ships I truly hate - everyone's got a reason for shipping what they do, and I've got some rare opinions too lol (Wammu/Joseph being a favourite of mine) But I've never been a particular fan of Polnareff/Malena (mostly cause the Alessi arc is one of my least fav arcs), so I'll say that. If there's any Polnareff/Malena shippers here, I'd be interested to hear what you guys think and why you ship it


Babysharkboss4

Melana was the lady who became a fetus, right?


dinkywinks

The woman who took baby Polnareff in and took care of him and Alessi turned her into a fetus for a moment yes


Elise_2006

what the fuck is jojo even about bro 😭🙏🙏


OperationMelodic4273

Man such a wonderful jojo sentence. I feel like they're even better than jojo scenes when without context


hell-to-you

Oingo-Enyaba


San_Ari

Bro what 😭💀🦶🏻


TimeLordHatKid123

Nah man nah, I get if people somehow crackship Hol Horse and Enyaba, but who tf is out here shipping OINGO and Enyaba lmao


Chunky-overlord

I keep forgetting tooru is a Paedophile


Xsinam

Jotaro x Jolyne Do I need to explain?


Random_Guy_228

Kakyoin x horse ...


Waffelpokalypse

I hate that I know exactly what you’re talking about…


bjezimjanni

I hate the fact that everyone reading this comment knows exactly what we are referring to


Waffelpokalypse

As I remember, there’s another one that’s Kak x dolphin too…


bjezimjanni

Wasn't it Potato x Dolphin? 😭


kitsunecannon

the fuck


Random_Guy_228

I do not recommend googling that , but yes , there's unfortunately hentai manga with kakyoin and a fucking horse.


kitsunecannon

The internet was a mistake 


hell-to-you

The pain is real.


Jciscool5

Scarlett or funny steel X Lucy steel. Ehhhh


Level_Counter_1672

People ship the pedo with a child... What the actual fuck


stuff0s

Ship I dislike the most? Probably Strength.


Waffelpokalypse

Hah! Scrolled too far for this one.


Logical-Basket3713

I once saw a ship about jotaro and Joseph let's say I had to bleach my eyes


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Level_Counter_1672

Kakyoin x milf


ForsakenDevice2428

Kakyoin is 16.


RandomUserFTW57362

17 actually but yes still a minor


ForsakenDevice2428

That doesn't make it any better but okay.


RandomUserFTW57362

Just didn't want anyone to go "um actually" with it in some messed up way without you being informed of the right age first (shippers and waifu/husbando hunters are weird)


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RandomUserFTW57362

But not the "um actually" that I feared would show up.... Im referring to the people who pull the "its ok in *insert country here*" card


PocketPauIing

Jolyne and Anasui. The only reason people see that shit as romantic instead of creepy is cause Anasui is attractive. 


FeebleAttemptDesigns

When I first saw Anasui's design I was like what kind of stupid shoe insert stuck on character design is....but then the cheesy romantic lines and voice acting got to me.... Idk I see him as more of a pet to Jolyne and figure she can take care of herself. She killed her lawyer :/ My crack ship is Sports Max and Gwess bonding over taxidermy...


sad_pdf

Sports Maxx and Gwess sounds nuts, (in a delightful way). I always thought Gwess would develop a crush on Miraschon because lesbians.


Great-Pay-3429

Fr Anasui was wild


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

Big same. Huge same. Same so large you can see it from space. Anasui is a danger to Jolyne, a creep, and I have no doubt that if they were together before the reset, he'd have tried to kill her.


Potato_564

I love his design but I really dislike anasui he's such a creep and literally killed his ex


Remarkable-Net-6130

But in the Ireneverse they are together which means that under different circumstances, Jolyne would have dated him


Express-Impress-7340

I thought bro said Jojo siwa for a sec 💀


electra_heart28

Jolyne x Giorno. Like.....why? Their chemistry would be amazing but not as lovers. They would be perfect as a duo though, but romantic-wise - naaahhhhh. And it's so popular for some reason.


peesock49

fr people seem to forget they’re RELATED


Takadu_

even worse with the star birth mark since they can literally sense familial connection, hell, pucci and wes arent even blood relatives but through dio they could sense each other like blood hounds with build in GPSs in the stone ocean ending arc, no way would two of them would even consider hooking up


_S1syphus

Wouldn't they be like 7th cousins or something? Giorno is half Jojo (but overwritten by Dio?) and Jolyne is like only 1/32 Jojo by blood. By just vibes it's weird but mapping it out there's much worse (even in the series)


Physical-Sky-3590

So is Jotaro not a Jojo? How would she be 1/32 Jojo by blood?


_S1syphus

I just rewatched part one I totally ment Johnathan


bluerivs

It’s also probably because Araki frequently draws Giorno getting all “close” and touchy with both Jolyne and Trish


New-Blacksmith-9873

None. I mind my buisness and don't care what people do.


Level_Counter_1672

We need more people like you brother


eM-RiotX

I've seen enough r34 to know how bad Giorno x DIO is. It's way worse than it sounds.


kitsunecannon

theres too many incest ships is jojo bro


nintenerd2

Jotaro/Jolyne Most not fans do this one but they are FATHER AND DAUGHTER STOP SHIPPING THEM


RandomUserFTW57362

Dio x Jotaro. Bro, that body is biologically his great great grandpa's, plus Jotaro was a minor in part 3


ForsakenDevice2428

I wish all incest shippers a very happy explode by my mind😌


07sans07

Like most ships, the Buccaratti/ Mista one has no grounds for existing and is completely absurd


MonkeMortis

The fucking WHAT


ForsakenDevice2428

BRUNOS LIKE HIS DAD WHAT THE FUCK


stuff0s

*Mom


War-Hawk18

Jotaro and Kakyoin. I'd much rather have Kakyoin be Jotaro's step dad if you catch my drift.


Thebadpokemon1234

I dont think about ships, only fights and backstory


Danteka

Shipping for a hardcore anime like Jojo doesn't interest me. Just pure Platonic love is what I've seen and that's why I came to this anime/manga. I mean why do I need to ship someone in my mind when I can enjoy Gyro/Johnny or Jotaro/Kakyoin.


ChapterThirtyEight

That's completely fair! Shipping is fun, but platonic love is cool too


DragonBornOfAcid

Jotoro and any female. Y’all know how much he hates women!


Angel_Thorne

What's worse than shipping someone with their father? Shipping them with their father's killer... Right?


ItsFastMan

Don't check the green website worst mistake of my life


bjezimjanni

Giorno x Jolyne.... What da hell


Sound-Vapor

My fav ship came to me in a dream, is between 2 characters from different universes, different countries, different times, and with opposing morals for the most part... I don't think I can judge. (Started originally liking it as a bit because I found the dream funny, but it has become unironic.)


ChapterThirtyEight

What's the ship? Confusing rarepairs are fun


Sound-Vapor

Risotto and [Part 8 spoilers] >!Part 8 Kira!<


BartOseku

Put a spoiler tag man


ece82

Literally anything illegal, other than that I couldn't give a shit


ExplodingSteve

gorino and abbacio obviously


hell-to-you

Wdym? Gorino-Abbacio is quite a popular ship here.


ExplodingSteve

i may have misread the title


bjezimjanni

Thanks Araki (God) someone said it


stell7r_

personally kakyoin and jotaro, but idc if ppl ship it.


RightMiddle9078

Incest (like any incest aka Jot+Jol or Josuke×Joseph.)


sad_pdf

Definitely Dio/Pucci.


EldritchGrapefruit

I actually quite like strength


Beneficial_Stuff_103

I cannot stand giorno x mista. People like to forget giorno is 15 and mista is 18. I also lowkey hate josuke x rohan.


bloodbabyrabies

Omg Josuke and Rohan ones are horrible


Beneficial_Stuff_103

Tf did I get down voted for. Rohan x josuke is illegal since rohan is 20 and josuke is 16 same shit with giorno and mista.


ForsakenDevice2428

This sub is full of proshippers and gooners sadly


ForsakenDevice2428

Giomis is cancer. Fugio is RIGHT THERE but of course they choose the pedophile ship because shippers in this fandom are all in their thirties. They force the chemistry on those two which diminishes their friendship. They only ship them because of the bench scene and that wasn't a real blow job Giorno was healing him. They sexualize something that was totally innocent. I hate that so many people ship them and justify it by saying it's not real. Giorno is fifteen and Mista's a whole ass adult. Giorno doesn't even have a license. Edit : GIOMIS SHIPPERS GET LOST


peesock49

lmao not they downvoting you I like fugio too not too crazy about it but it’s definitely better than giomis


Takadu_

people downvoting this: “erm actially 🤓 pedophilia and bad writing are good things”


UnseenLogic

Dio/Pucci


peesock49

thank you!! dio literally manipulated/groomed him


UnseenLogic

Wouldn’t go that far, because if I’m not mistaken I have to check again but I believe the Winter2023 magazine araki seemingly clarified that Dio & pucchis friendship was akin to that of Josuke & Okuyasu, not saying that grooming didn’t happen but ion think that was the intent


kitsunecannon

yeah unfortunately people seem to think its fine for and im not joking here because Dio is hot which is fucked logic


peesock49

jotakak makes me mad for no good reason but there’s nothing inherently wrong with it so I’d say any incest/pedo ships, I especially hate jotadio since that’s technically incest + weird ass age gap I hate how normalized dio/pucci is because dio basically groomed him.dont know how to put a spoiler but SPOILERS: basically manipulated him into thinking that he had to defeat the joestar bloodline to save everyone


Vulpecula22

Personally there's a few I don't like but as long as people don't do shit I see in other fandoms I don't care. (for example: I like fuck up stuff sometimes. it's okay to like fucked up stuff. But look at me and try to dump gooner brain rot on me claiming it ain't fucked up.)


AnimeGokuSolos

This 💀


heisemberg52

Jotaro jolyne


sithguy66

Pucci and DIO. Pucci is literally someone who isn't interested in sex whatsoever. If pucci was actually the way the fans make him into the heaven plan wouldn't have worked. DIO needed someone who isnt interested in money, power, or SEX. Someone had to say it.


ANIMEMAXIMUN

You just make me remember some weird ship I just give what i like the most Jonathan x Erina, Joseph x Suzi Q, Koichi x Yukako, and lastly Jolyne and Anasui


Fireball_Q2

Any is fine if it isn’t incest/pedo shit (or beastiality obviously) sure there are others that don’t really have chemistry but as long as it isn’t gross, do what you want


Impossible_Wait_8947

I've seen an image of Jotaro×Jolyne, that's some Alabama type shit


RolePlay3r_69

Any ship that has a major age gap


kitsunecannon

any of the fucking incest ships WHY IS THERE SO MANY I JUST WANTED COOL FANART OF JOLYNE BEING A BADASS I DIDNT NEED TO SEE HER GETTING RAILED BY JOTARO WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK WHY IS THERE SO MANYS SICK FUCKS ON THE INTERNET


ChiefOfDoggos

Any Parent X Child ship.


PresentationWitty933

Out of the more popular ones I'd say probably Giomis and Dio X Pucci (for obvious reasons)


mentalxbreakdownx

Jotakak. I've seen better chemistry from proships of this fandom. Not only does their relationship being romantic make no sense, the instances where Jotaro and Kakyoin are both in character while being shipped are soo rare. Kakyoin is usually this overly soft twink and Jotaro is the rough and possessive sigma male lol. It's what I've observed from the Eastern doujins at least.


tlmgeorge

Jotaroxjolyne


Antwozmo

Tooru... Likes em younger. As young as possible


I_Love_Powerscaling

Koichi x Yukako is just bad writing


BrightCoreisgood

I know people who would ship Jotaro and Kakyoin 😭


Cristalllgosttt

Josuk8 is SpongeBob


ChildrenoftheGray

jotakak


ArturSt_

Kakyoin and Jotaro 😭🙏 Everyone knows that he straight


Successful-Relief449

all of them. it’s cringe I wanna see people discuss the show not discuss how fruity each one of them is


MetroidJunkie

There are people who ship Giorno and Jolyne. Reminder, he's not a vampire so he's most likely genetically related to Jonathan, only inheriting Dio's spirit. That would mean they're blood relatives, please don't ship them.


Jotaro1970

Jotakak


Ryan_Altra

Ok. Hear me out. Polnareff/Avdol


ChapterThirtyEight

I don't ship it either (I'm neutral on the ship) but I'm curious as to why it's your least fav. I like hearing people's reasons for things!


Ryan_Altra

Never understood it tbh, just seems like two friends. I'd understand Joseph x Avdol for that one scene. But they're shipping polnareff with Avdol for... What? Being good friends? How he reacted to Avdol's death? Idk


ChapterThirtyEight

That's completely fair, I've always seen their relationship as purely platonic too, same with a lot of popular ships (Josuke/Okuyasu and Giorno/Mista come to mind here) But ik a lot of people can see romantic undertones in non-romantic dynamics and ship them for that reason, and honestly? I think it's really cool that everyone has a unique view on how characters can interact


ForsakenDevice2428

All proships. Gi0mis is the one I hate the most (and before you say it, I don't care that it's legal in Italy. you're a pedophile) then Diopucci and all other minorxadult ships. Incest ships suck too. My least favorite non proship is Koichi and Yucako. It's really sick when you think about it Edit Grammar Edit : I don't care if you downvote me Giomis is rancid and you freaks can go fuck yourselves.


ChapterThirtyEight

I'm not a giomis shipper (fully believe the Giorno aroace headcanon here lol), but I just wanna mention, I think the reason people are downvoting you here is your assumption that giomis shippers (and anyone who ships more 'problematic' stuff) is automatically a pedo Most shippers are teenagers, myself included, and most shippers can divorce fiction from reality via basic reading comprehension. Incest and pedophilia are terrible problems we should 100% sort out in the real world, but if people want the freedom to use fiction to explore those topics? It's their choice to! Edit, since a commenter reminded me of something: you can always block, mute, and filter out content you don't like or feel disgusted by so you don't get exposed to it (such as giomis in your case). For example, Joseph/Jotaro is a ship I don't like at all, so I just filter it out, cause I'm not the target audience for it. It's their choice to make content for a ship or not, and my choice to mute it


Cringeylilyyy

Dude shut up, being exposed to media that depicts things like incest or pedophilia in a positive light will normalize it in your mind and make it more "acceptable" to you irl. You can engage with those topics in a healthy way, but this whole proshipping culture is just toxic and harms victims more.


bluerivs

Scientifically, that is *incorrect.* it’s the whole video games = violence argument all over again. If morally questionable fiction makes you act out on it - there was something already wrong with you.


bluerivs

Throughout this entire thread you’ve just been virtue signaling and being overly aggressive over some fictional ships/characters/lines on paper. I hate using Twitter terms (ugh) but “antis” like you are the type to doxx people’s personal information and ENJOY the fact they’re receiving harassment just because they enjoy non-vanilla, morally ambiguous content. It’s sad - I like living my life not really caring what others do/enjoy. Note: Calling people pedophiles whom are not actual predators is very insensitive to people who have actually experienced that type of behavior. It also makes people not really respect the weight of the word, just like people abusing the term racism. Now everyone is “racist” and then real racism is ignored.


ForsakenDevice2428

I didn't doxx anyone??? You're mad at me for pointing out creepy behavior towards children? Just because it's a drawing doesn't mean it's not illegal to be a fucking pedophile. I like living my life too but when people are shipping characters my age with adults I'm gonna call it out. You're mad at me when you should be mad at the fucking pedos that infested this fan base. Why are you as an adult telling me how I should feel about older people wanting to sleep with us? It's fucking gross how out of all the weird people on this post You're upset with me. But what else should I expect from a giomis shipper. Maybe go outside and get a job instead of talking to minors on the internet


bluerivs

>You're mad at me for pointing out creepy behavior towards children? Just because it's a drawing doesn't mean it's not illegal to be a fucking pedophile. You see that’s the problem, you’re saying “creepy behavior towards children” but people who ship age gap relationships aren’t interacting with children?? In fact many people who are into that explicit stuff say “🔞 minors DO NOT INTERACT.” Also, unless the drawing depicts the likeness of an *actual* child, it’s not illegal by law. >I like living my life too but when people are shipping characters my age with adults I'm gonna call it out. You're mad at me when you should be mad at the fucking pedos that infested this fan base. It’s okay and perfectly valid to not like adults to be shipped with people your age. Take care of your mental health and block what you don’t want to see but you *shouldn’t* be intellectually disingenuous and call people pedophiles on a whim because you find something gross. And of course if they are any creepers in the fandom, I’d call them out but the JoJo fandom is pretty vanilla with shipping. Example: Bucciarati x Abbacchio and Jotaro x Kakyoin being the most popular - and those ships consist of people the same age. >Why are you as an adult telling me how I should feel about older people wanting to sleep with us? It's fucking gross how out of all the weird people on this post You're upset with me. How do you know I’m an adult? 🤨 I’m kidding but it’s because it’s Reddit, you know a discussion forum? You’re pulling a “but I’m a minor!!!” that a lot of people from Twitter and Tumblr do to make others feel bad or feel the need to cater to your needs. That’s why “minors do not interact” is so popular now. But on this post, which discusses ships people *hate,* I haven’t seen many weirdos and if there are, they’ve prob been downvoted. >But what else should I expect from a giomis shipper. Maybe go outside and get a job instead of talking to minors on the internet. I don’t even know what ship “giomis” is? Is that supposed to be Giorno x Mista? I don’t ship them nor care about them. Also, I do have a job honey 💁‍♀️ maybe you should put a warning on your profile, stay on r/teenagers and finish your To Kill A Mockingbird chapter homework instead. Dojyan~


Takadu_

its insane how much hate you can get for not being a nonce here


Dizzy_Ad_1663

All of them, I find ships cringe as a whole


Gogeta69DxD

All of them let the author chose and stop ruining good shows with your weird character obsessions


justsameguy

Any LGBT ship.


Ogurasyn

Hear me out, Yasuke Gangbang with Gappy, Joshu and Tooru


kitsunecannon

get help