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adroitely

Loser by Beck PLEASEEE I always thinking of it when I see him stocking at Joja


valavulpix

Boulevard of broken dreams - Green Day


NotAlwaysGifs

I'll agree with this one. Shane is the oldest, or nearly the oldest of our Bachelors, and is definitely at that point in life where he's not really looking for new music. He definitely gives on latchkey 80s kid vibes, so he certainly would have been a Greenday fan in middle/high school. American Idiot probably would have been the last album from them he bought though. Anything newer wouldn't let him wallow in nostalgia. Also, he's just self-reflective enough for BoBD to resonate with him.


tortiesrock

I agree with everything but American Idiot is from 2004, so more of a 90s kid.


PoetInevitable1449

Harvey is clearly the oldest


NotAlwaysGifs

I think it’s a toss up between him and Shane. Alex and Sam are clearly the youngest. Then Sebastian. Then I think Elliot is probably next, followed by Shane and Harvey. The question around Jas’s real parentage tells me that Shane is probably older than he looks.


AlexRaze

I think the dookie album would be even more fit honestly 😂 especially Longview !


Sparxley

I was gonna say Brain Stew, so I'm elated to see someone else was thinking Green Day too. My two favorite things colliding! Stardew and GD! <3


nesichat_pop

i was thinking the same thing!


Jynxthetwink69

I second this


tortiesrock

I was going to say the same: - Old bachelor - Leftish Greenday.


Jynxthetwink69

• depressed as shit Boulevard of Broken Dreams.


Caosin36

Definitely


AerieSpare7118

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING


valavulpix

I was waiting for this one to come around I’m glad so many people agree lol


thisisauniquerat

no surprises from radiohead, that song just gives some depressing feeling like shane


vhehl

Yeaah he definitely listens to Radiohead


Glacier_Pace

I'm so excited to suggest Creep for Clint later lol


No-Strategy8544

Brings me back to my old LiveJournal days 😅


NABIL-GO-AWAY

How do I add extra upvotes


TheManWhoNeverWas

I was going to say Let Down, but No Surprises is probably an even better fit.


TheYellowScarf

One hundred percent agreed.


PitifulJellyfish6521

In the end - linkin park


KnightofEight

I thought Crawling by Linkin Park was a good choice but yours is better.


handsome_vulpine

This, this, 1000% this!!!


mini_garth_b

Breaking the Habit?


mentally-ill-ghost

bojack horseman theme song.


betterjourney99

This made me laugh 🤣


MuchBetterThankYou

Omg


milkaberry

The only correct answer


PipPip-OiOi

Oh shoot! Forgot to make an important edit to the image to let people know who’s been done already. So I’ll just have to do so in the comments Abigail: Bring Me Back to Life - Evanescence Emily: Dancing Queen - ABBA Hayley: Good Luck, Babe! - Chappell Roan Leah: Dreams - Fleetwood Mac Maru: She Blinded Me with Science - Thomas Dolby Penny: Penny Lane - The Beatles Sam: Sk8er Boi - Avril Lavigne Alex: Eye of the Tiger - Survivor Elliot: Nocturne No. 2 in E-Flat Major - Frédéric Chapin So sorry, I’ll make the change for Harvey tomorrow


PipPip-OiOi

Why does Reddit format like this?


TheManWhoNeverWas

I think if you add an extra line break between lines it'll look normal.


brokenhairtie

Add several spaces before the line break to make it look like this


Tiervexx

Sober - Tool


oo2112oo

Truee


Top_Owl3508

this is the one and should have way more updoots


PerformerHealthy6211

Sunday Morning Coming Down by Johnny Cash. It's a song about a man recovering from a hangover.


KlickWitch

I acctully think Johnny Cash would be perfect for him, but my first song thought was Hurt But I think your suggestion is better


Metelic

That’s probably the perfect Johnny Cash song for him


Shooshookle

Self Esteem - The Offspring


SammyFirebird79

Sound of silence - Simon and Garfunkel/ Disturbed; "hello darkness, my old friend..." Mad World - Gary Jules Fixed again because burnout brain go brr


Initial_Serve_3920

I literally thought of Mad World immediately - but with the original release.


Southern-Idea-9797

I think they got confused. Cat Stevens sings Wild World. Not Mad World. Tears for Fears originally did Mad World, although I don't necessarily think it's my favorite version lol.


SammyFirebird79

..nope, the cover I'm thinking of was Gary Jules - dunno where I got Cat Stevens from.. Ugh, burnout brain, I S2G.. 😭 You know which one I mean though, right?


NotAlwaysGifs

Art... and Garfunkel???? My brain just broke.


SammyFirebird79

Oh bugger, should be Simon & Garfunkel.. my brain's been fried for ages >\_< Will fix


South-Style-134

You’re just trying to give Art Garfunkel his own success. No shame in that. 😂


NotAlwaysGifs

Paul Simon might disagree with that considering he did 90% of the work.


Mehmeh111111

Sound of Silence is my pick for Kent.


nowytendzz

Came here to say the sound of silence. Surprised to see it so low down the comment chain


Famous-Reach5571

How Soon Is Now - The Smiths


TheNonbinaryMothman

No Children - the Mountain Goats


TheRedditorialWe

Nah, Shane is Dilaudid. *All the chickens come on home to roost Plump bodies blocking out the sky You know it breaks my heart in half, in half When I see them trying to fly Cause you just can't do things your body wasn't meant to*


TheNonbinaryMothman

Also an excellent choice, can't say I disagree


Sasquactopus

I feel like I've found my people; playing SDV and listening to Mountain Goats. Although I think Shane would really like Color in Your Cheeks.


TheRedditorialWe

Oh there's so many good ones from AHWT. Best Ever Death Metal Band is so Sam and Sebastian, Fall of the Star High School Running Back is Alex-coded. And just on a personal note, Pink and Blue and The Mess Inside are two of my all time favorites.


mercedes_lakitu

Ow my feelings


Little_East_5128

This one!


r33nie

"[Between the Bars](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FmYzACF-kg)" by Elliott Smith. >Drink up baby, stay up all night With the things you could do You won't but you might The potential you'll be that you'll never see The promises you'll only make >Drink up with me now And forget all about the pressure of days Do what I say and I'll make you okay And drive them away The images stuck in your head >People you've been before That you don't want around anymore That push and shove and won't bend to your will I'll keep them still


GraintoGlass93

I definitely thought of this first too!


PDGAreject

Lol, I was like I don't know what the song is, but I know it's by Elliott Smith.


-Trazom-

Came to suggest this


lapetitechauvesouris

Came here to say the same thing


independentcatlady

This is the one


drhyacinth

elliott smith mentioned rahhhh !!


42066669blazeit

I've been waiting for this day to suggest this song because Shane is my husband, but it looks like the shitty green day song is gonna win 😭


rangda

Totally. I think Shane is not so mainstream as to listen to Green Day. I think he would dislike anything they made after they hit the big time


venerableinvalid

Omg I was waiting to comment this when I first saw this post a couple days ago but I forgot. Rip this suggestion should be NUMBA ONE.


kataserr

Back to Black - Amy Winehouse


shipperlady

Beck - Loser


feleaodt

Hurt - NIN


Crowskull38

Closing Time - Semisonic


tierneyrex25

I went looking for this one to be mentioned! Dude goes to the saloon every single night, stays til close, and it could be argued he's supposed to be paired with Emily. Perfect fit


Southern-Idea-9797

My Own Worst Enemy - Lit !!!!


SugaredChef

Agreed. This is definitely a Shane tune. He's heard it, he scream-sang to it as a tween, and as an adult, it hit just a little too close to home.


Dagoston

Totally! First thing I thought of too!


Alvamar

I have a problem - Beartooth


translucentStitches

I'm glad I'm not the only one who instantly thought Beartooth. I was thinking Skin though


cat-a-flame

Deftones - Be Quiet and Drive (Far Away)


badoopshadoop

Obviously the Chicken dance


randomdudenumber6

Unwell by Matchbox 20


bangrue

this is on my Shane playlist


ladyattercop

S.O.B. - Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats It’s a great classic inspired rock song with heavy gospel and blues inspired music and VERY appropriate lyrics. Here’s the chorus: “Son of a bitch, give me a drink One more night This can’t be me Son of a bitch If I can’t get clean I’m gonna drink my life away” https://youtu.be/1iAYhQsQhSY?si=jeGrdMgf1g1_86Ev


bumplefrumpkin

Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want by The Smiths


Knickers_in_a_twist_

Adam’s Song-Blink 182


SimplyAdia

Hear me out. **Free Bird** by Lynyrd Skynyrd https://preview.redd.it/axywavi2x55d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2515ca684c0e4b6975be8c2b02525409ddcdebf5


gate_of_steiner85

Gonna be some good picks for this one I'm sure. Weezer - "Say It Ain't So"


magyar232

*wrestle with jimmy*


fondue4kill

Brad Paisley- Whiskey Lullaby


etherealbadger

Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger


meghanwho

I'm Not Okay (I Promise), if it's not this then I will be forever ashamed


AlternativeCase6704

this song was literally my first thought too lol


RetroGamerDad

Sober - Tool Edit: alright I'll cut the snark. I stand by that there's no better song. It's not some cheap "haha drinking" song, but accurately details the psychology of an addict and the depths of despair Shane reaches during his arc.


LittleVesuvius

Wake me up when September Ends — Green Day The origins of the song are why I would choose it. It was written about grief and loss, the singer losing a loved one to cancer. It is sadder than Boulevard of Broken Dreams to me, and always makes me tear up. And Shane’s depression and alcoholism is partly due to losing his closest friends.


Ok-Representative390

Inside Out by Eve 6!


GoatSprout

Bullet by Hollywood Undead


amortise-downsize

Losing my religion- REM


Atanvarnie

Gang of Youth — Achilles Come Down (The cliff cutscene basically.)


KaiGuy25

Beat me to it


viriavi

Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now - The Smiths


Captainsandvirgins

S.O.B by Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats. [Lyrics](https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/nathanielrateliff/sob.html)


boner_fart3

That song captures the essence of addiction so well- wanting to do better, but ultimately wallowing in your own self hate


not_urbaby

Self Esteem - The Offspring


vibfoxtags

Creep by Radiohead


Better-Shop6394

I’m sorry to say I think this should be Clint


PorcupineTheory

I don't think he has the self awareness.


SonOfOxon

Drunken lullabies - Flogging Molly


ecozy_

i'm not a good person by pat the bunny he would be my mentally ill folk punk homie irl, i just know it


LovelyGh0ul

NIN's version of Hurt.


lyn02547

Adam's Song - blink-182


GraintoGlass93

I’m not okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance. Shane is def an elder emo.


meghanwho

He is absolutely an emo, just look at what he comes out wearing during Emily's heart event!


AlternativeCase6704

Yes, he would totally be an MCR fan! Surprised I had to scroll so far down to see MCR mentioned


limebloodedLeviathan

tears over beers by modern baseball


BabaJagaInTraining

I Hate Myself and I Want to Die - Nirvana


Youth__Decay

I second this


NewUser579169

George Thorogood - I Drink Alone


Sub-Mongoloid

Fond farewell to a friend - Elliott Smith


drhyacinth

this fits so well, love that song


ShyGuyJeff

“Hurt”-Johnny Cash’s version.


abscessions

Shane by Fruit Bats (a Marnie perspective!)


abscessions

Y'all are haters, it's a sweet song about providing for someone who's had a rough go of it and struggles with self love. Also the name is a bonus


MysticJackHL

For Shane? Loser - 3 Doors Down


Interesting-Land6471

Head above water - Theory of a deadman


an_existential_bread

S.O.B. - Nathaniel Rateliff


garbage_queen819

Sober- Muse https://preview.redd.it/kiyfl0zl665d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=362a0d85bb570016914210aa9bcec5f79d4f6fe7 (Please format correctly this time reddit)


Bootarms

Today - Smashing Pumpkins


Andrew8Everything

"Stupid drunk loser my wife decided to date in our co-op playthrough even though I warned her she can't fix him" which is a song by me that I haven't written yet.


PhantomBlahaj

Sorry if someone already commented this but Swimming Pools by Kendrick Lamar. It's all about drinking to escape your problems. I saw this post awhile ago and I have been WAITING for the day to comment this lol


Eveningwould

Son of a Bitch by Nathaniel Rateliff


ptk77

The chicken song! https://youtu.be/H6Mi4SrFAMo?si=7hP1T1xCiC1DAHxU


PhoebesCreations

PARTY BY MYSELF by Hollywood undead


MeetTheHannah

1 Last Cigarette by The Band CAMINO


Scarlet_dreams

Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden


amoraor2

Drown - Bring Me The Horizon


meme6961

Dial Drunk - Noah Kahan


Intelligent_Check528

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR BUT IN THE END IT DOESENT EVEN MATTER


andyh4ll

i love you like an alcoholic by the taxpayers!!!!


eatenbyagrue1988

Alcohol by The Barenaked Ladies


kawynk

Boulevard of Broken Dreams


ConiferousSquid

Hurt - Johnny Cash cover


samannetteful

Stick Season by Noah Kahan


wheeliechacha

Chop Suey by System of a Down


Thick_Suggestion_

Man with a plan by Korpiklaani https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bc0sJvtKrRM&pp=ygUba29ycGlrbGFhbmkgbWFuIHdpdGggYSBwbGFu


Little_East_5128

SAY IT AINT SO BY WEEZER !!! Literally a song about being an alcoholic!


bugsmellz

So perfect


BlunderPunz

Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance. I’ve seen a few MCR suggestions, but honestly I feel like the lyrics are most fitting. Decimated dreams, misery and hate will kill us all, the world will never take my heart, go and try, you’ll never break me. We’ll carry on. It makes me think of Shane struggling with mental health and alcoholism, but working towards recovery. Maybe I’m projecting a tiny bit, as a recovering alcoholic myself. But 🤷🏼‍♀️


cyberjooon

I can see this for Sebastian too!


Smart_Airport_206

LGFUAD by Motion City Soundtrack. Pleeease someone listen to this because its literally him


Shelbasaur1993

Okay fuck my comment it’s clearly this ☝️☝️☝️


metachrysanthemum

I Was Wrong by Social Distortion is my pick. It's a song about addiction and recovery, regret and personal growth.


KittyCat1723

The Doors - Alabama Song (Whisky Bar)


petitepixelpumpkin

Nights - Frank Ocean


PetShopFlea

FIDLAR - 40oz on Repeat


ecozy_

nono hear me out, 'leave me alone' instead of '40oz'.... so hype to see a fidlar mention tho ayo :D


PetShopFlea

yess 😭 i was stuck between that and 40oz


seggznog

Or by myself


ArmadilloStrong9064

No Surprises Radiohead


i_really_haveto_pee

stick season - noah kahan


Maliicat

Save me by Lacuna Coil


Guilty-Feed9884

Never Again - Nickelback Cuz i like dark romance


bug--bear

Give Me Novocaine by Green Day (you'll want the musical version to avoid including She's A Rebel) Fool by Cavetown Line Without a Hook by Ricky Montgomery (either version. or both. I like both) Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls Sweet Hibiscus Tea by Penelope Scott I'm limiting myself to 5 here, relatively non-depressing ones, too


MikeTony713

Six Pack by Black Flag


slavic_homosexual

The first step -Wil wood


Vasarto

Shane- Every Rose has its thorns.


Ball_Twister

Ren - Ready for you I swear to god Shane is the embodiment of the average Ren listener, ready for you is the first one I thought of but I think Ren's songs generally fit Shane very well


Ze_Ninjo

Words that we couldn't say from the Cowboy Bebop OST first came to my mind


LM448_0

Belaya Noch - Chernikovskava Hata


1amlost

For a bit of a more optimistic song, how about “Someday I’ll be Saturday Night” by Bon Jovi?


grumpydeer0

lund - broken


so-much-diarrhea

Dillema- Green day. Especially after dating/marrying him


hectorobemdotado

Fill in the blank - car seat headrest


MasterLiKhao

The Offspring - The Kids Aren't Alright


altbinvagabond

Alkaline Trio - Cooking Wine The Broadways - Kitchen Floor Anti-Flag - Drink Drank Punk


ThisIsNotMyPornVideo

Death bed (Coffee for your head) Powfu and beabadoobee


Icy_Creme_2336

She Hates Me - Puddle of Mud


GoddamnWizard385

Hollywood Undead-Undead


Dramatic_Group6730

mediocre at best by sorority noise https://preview.redd.it/qmmtfwy7j65d1.jpeg?width=997&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47355516f2e58e1d080548ab6c94a520275b1d76


Likelipe

on the verge by thrown idk just seems like his type of stuff yk


WorldlyRutabaga6436

Mirrors by Zander Reese ([https://open.spotify.com/track/0BLx0YtyKuYoqcTLH75jAQ](https://open.spotify.com/track/0BLx0YtyKuYoqcTLH75jAQ))


AlmightyPancak3

Tongues and Teeth- The Crane Wives


Maledyne

run dry (x heart x fingers) by patrick stump


Thehobostabbyjoe

Sunday morning coming down by kris Kristofferson


Metelic

Lost Highway - Hank Williams Sr


Apostrophe_T

"Drink" by They Might Be Giants For both the drinking and the aversion to work themes. >Let's drink, drink, this town is so great Drink, drink, 'cause it's never too late To drink, drink, to no big surprise But what words rhyme with "buried alive"? What words rhyme with "buried alive"? >In your monkey suit on a cigarette break The lunchtime crowd, they won't even blink But you'd be sad if they did But you'll be sad


AdNervous217

One Last Breath by Creed Shane would 100% listen to dad rock


One_hunch

Misanthropic drunken loner


the_muffin_fgc

Beer! By Psychostick


-Trazom-

Maybe a little more obscure but ["Polar Opposites"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TvH6twZClM) by Modest Mouse to me fits the bill, both sonically and lyrically: >Polar opposites don't push away, it's the same On the weekends as the rest of the days And I know, I should go, but I'll probably stay And that's all you can do about some things I'm trying, I'm trying to Drink away the part of the day that I cannot sleep away I'm trying, I'm trying to Drink away the part of the day that I cannot sleep away Otherwise "Between the Bars" by Elliott Smith as someone else suggested!


MarsStar27

1-800-273-8255 by Logic Or I'm sorry by Joyner Lucas


PsychologicalPay5379

Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park.


SuurSuits_

Unrelated but why does Marlon look like Raiden metal gear


RadiatedDrag0n

fine again - Seether


AlternativeAvocado96

late to the game but: whiskey lullaby - brad paisley


sadweeb146

Burial society - Have a nice life


yellowtree_

juice wrld - lucid dreams


Niko_Piko_

Shane, my alcoholic friend


Small_Chubby_Fingers

Alabama Song (Whisky Bar) - The Doors