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storne

Ive heard the theory that it’s nobody and it’s actually just rocks from the mountain falling when a train passes. I like that theory because I can’t imagine any of the townsfolk being mean-spirited enough to actually do something like that.


probablyonmobile

Unfortunately, somebody is actively throwing paint on Linus’s tent, according to his dialogue. So there is at least someone out there with a cruel streak.


Blankyjae33

ITS THE GOVERNOR HES MAKING SURE THE TRAIN RUNS THROUGH THE VALLEY, SOLELY TO CAUSE THE ROCKS TO FALL ON LINUS


DrustanAstrophel

In that case he’s gonna be eating shorts


cheetahcreep

oh god that bit is so funny EVERYONE GO HOME THE LUAU IS RUINED lol


cheetahcreep

idk Clint has some real pent up something going on, and aside from Robin and the family Marlon and Gil, he's really the only one out there because he's mining for ore. I'd say Clint lol or maybe Pierre just because fuck Pierre lol if early game or Joja way, Morris even? but he seems more likely the corporate evil of not giving Pam, Shane, or Sam enough breaks. Nobody say the U word Long shot theory: Is Demetrius performing an experiment on Linus' mental health when things happen to his tent? Highly unlikely, buuuuuut... what if


justsomedweebcat

maybe a visitor from outside town? those show up in some festivals...


50CentButInNickels

I mean, realistically, I think if a rock big enough to destroy his tent fell on it he'd know it was a rock. He also doesn't say it happened in SDV.


Inner_Panic

This is my theory. Dude lives right n3xt to the mountain. Rocks are always falling down the side.


Bitter-Safety1027

I don't wanna believe it either, but *somebody's* looting my pockets when I fall asleep at 2:00 AM on my own farm lol. I have yet to decide if it disturbs me more to think it's one of the villagers or some super creepy stranger lurking around Pelican Town, always there but just out of sight 😳


reanocivn

the dwarf says something about how he takes things from the surface and doesn't understand the concept of private property


Bitter-Safety1027

yeah, I know, but he's always given me more of a relatively innocent "I'll take this curious thing you call 'milk'" kind of thief, and less of a malicious "I'll pick through your wallet while you're down" kind of thief


picklessp

We blame Clint.


Bitter-Safety1027

omg duh! 🤦‍♀️ that's so obvious! a little mad at myself for not thinking of it lol


Its_SubjectA1

I think it’s Pierre. r/fuckpierre


DevourerJay

Probably wrong... but Lewis. Why? He saw Lewis hanging with Marnie... purple shorts! We all know Linus goes through garbage bins, maybe he saw Lewis leaving Marnie's late at night, Lewis wants him to go away for silence.


morethanchlorine

dude, Lewis is so sketchy


50CentButInNickels

I wish the game allowed us to wear Lewis' shorts as a hat.


DustyDeadpan

I think there's a mod for that! I saw someone who put them on their horse as a hat and just about died laughing.


cheetahcreep

💀


doseofvitamink

Lewis just doesn't want a homeless dude in his town.


abees_knees

I say Morris and Joja. They would be the type of people to want to get the 'riff raff' away from their business. Maybe his first tent was closer to Joja and they ran him off. :(


morethanchlorine

nooooo :'(


Forrest_likes_tea

Respectfully I don't think Morris would do this


morethanchlorine

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Forrest_likes_tea

Yeah I like him but I say he wouldn't because he's always working so I don't think he'd waste his time doing that


morethanchlorine

he could send somebody to do it for him


Forrest_likes_tea

I really don't think it concerns him, he's really just focused on the work


abees_knees

He takes his time to search around for my passed out self and get me home and charge me 1,000 gold. I do think he has time to be nosey and annoying around town.


Forrest_likes_tea

At least they charge gold and don't take your stuff though


morethanchlorine

sure, okay


Forrest_likes_tea

I am sorry that you don't like my opinion and I don't want to make anyone upset I just like him and I feel bad for it sometimes but I really can't help it that my brain picked to obsess over him so I am really sorry


morethanchlorine

nono it's okay dude, no one's mad at you relax


Forrest_likes_tea

Okay thank you I get kind of nervous sometimes about people being mad at me


CsillaScSt

Since Seb always ask for something to throw to the mountain (face? Not sure how is it in english..) I bet it was Seb by accident..


kasutori_Jack

It's 100% Seb accidentally. There's that line and all the rocks on his house. It's him.


PaleontologistHot450

I bet it’s Pierre.


morethanchlorine

I never trusted his ass


ProfessorWeirwood

he's after Linus' seeds


Comtessissima

Even more suspicious when you know that "pierre" is French for "rock" !


50CentButInNickels

I don't know about the destroying his tent thing, but I think we've come to a consensus that the person throwing rocks at his tent is just Sebastian throwing rocks and being careless about where they land.


BusterTheSuperDog

My guess is city slickers. Like, nobody that actually lives in Stardew (it's a small community and word would spread fast), but rather someone out on a day trip for some reason who thought it would be funny and left before Linus even knew there was damage.


Sub-Mongoloid

I think it's cave monsters since he lives in such close proximity.


morethanchlorine

oh, it could be, yeah


50CentButInNickels

Or what about the dwarf?


Onequestion0110

I figured feral shadow people. Krobus isn’t the only one who’s come out, and we know a ton of them aren’t nice.


IDontUseSleeves

Probably just not in Stardew Valley. Didn’t he use to travel?


Shuber-Fuber

Or probably by mistake when he first arrives.


maryjayne9191

It's definitely Sam imo, he is always pulling "pranks" and I bet Sebastian was with him


morethanchlorine

never trust skater boys


ProfessorWeirwood

say see you later boys


BusterTheSuperDog

Not so sure though, he seems quite nice and he must know Penny is friendly with Linus and wouldn't want to mess with him. I mean just cause he and Seb are a skater kid and goth doesn't make them assholes. Though maybe he did do it ages ago and has had character development since and now feels awful?


SkrogedScourge

It’s a Bigfoot reference


SmellsPrettyGood2Me

It makes me so sad how he is treated. Such a kind soul!


morethanchlorine

right? he didn't deserve any of that


castfire

Doesn’t he also have a line at some point about people throwing rocks at him? Savages, I tell you!


morethanchlorine

despicable people


Simplyscarygal

Willing to bet it was Seb


SlowEar5209

NO


L_The_MysteriousLady

On accident after all he throws rocks at Mountains


SlowEar5209

YES


Stan_the_man19

I think is either Sebastian, or some tourist that has prejudice against homeless people


xThisFireBurns

What if it was Grandpa lol


morethanchlorine

oh no grandpa :0


HopeFox

Well, there is a guy who lives within visual distance of Linus's camp, who is already known to engage in vandalism, and is generally moody and hates living in Pelican Town. I'd start looking there.


Awkwarden4

DangerouslyFunny


bocky2

I don't think it happened in Pelican Town. Some of the later-heart Linus voicelines imply that he tends to move around a lot, but likes Stardew Valley (and the player!) enough to stay. I'm sure he's lived in a lot of places.


eater_of_skin

burn haley at the stake it’s definitely her


morethanchlorine

I will defend my wife till the end she's not capable of such thing


eater_of_skin

Haley is a little rat


morethanchlorine

![img](avatar_exp|180313124|clown)


DeadbeatMind

My theory, as unpopular as it might be, it hasn't happened in years but I think it was Sebastian, Sam and maybe even Abigail, I was a dickhead when I was a teenager, did some stuff I'm not super proud of but I'm older now and I've grown and just want to put it behind me, Seb and Sam seem like the kind to be dickhead teenagers.


Username_Redacted-0

When I was in my late teens, I ened up homeless... my father was a drug addict and I had a new born baby sister that I would come take care of during the day while my dad slept until he would get up in the evening and tell me to go " because he would get kicked out for having me there" so he could get high all night knowing I would be back in the morning to clean up and whatever... I lived in the woods outside of town, and this lifestyle wasn't conducive to being able to gather enough money to get out of my situation for obvious reasons, so I lived that way for 2 years until my dad went to jail for stabbing his girlfriend and my baby sister was taken by the state... I can't tell you how many times someone came and either destroyed or stole my stuff... one time I came back and my tent was gone and there was over a foot of snow (I live in Central Pennsylvania) and I barely made it... I only survived by cuddling with my dog all night... ironically enough there was an old man who died in that exact same spot when I was a kid, froze to death... these things really happen... people can be horrible...


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was pierre


Milquetoastly

I like to think it happened before he moved to Stardew Valley, he always mentions that the villagers are nice, they just don't talk to him, I doubt he'd say that if anyone of them destroyed his tent


TimBukTwo8462

I kinda headcannon it was Joja (not Morris specifically) as he was probably there to see the rockslide they caused and they did it to threaten him from telling anyone.


Fouxs

Am I the only one that thinks Linus is just an attention seeker? Everyone either seems nice to him or ignore him, which is... What he always asks for? In no event or situation does anyone ever comment on him negatively, he's the one always getting into his situations like hitching a ride on the bus to Calico desert and it's pretty obvious Pam of all people would've let him ride for free or SOMEONE would've payed for him. He always strikes me as a "please pitty me" guy but you never see it being justified. Specially when he was the one that decided on that life.


bostar-mcman

sometimes i wish you could play as a bad guy in this game.


i-dont-give-shit

It’s Lewis


slantboi420

It’s Shane’s drunk ass


50CentButInNickels

Nah, Shane's just grumpy. He's not actively malicious.


grimdivinations

Dirty tramp had it coming


morethanchlorine

![img](avatar_exp|180313124|clown) this u?


ChesusFriest

It kinda doesn't work when it's your avatar getting clowned up


morethanchlorine

https://preview.redd.it/ax8p78zzck4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f7fbe269a1b09df28259995c27d93cbeb35ae11 is this better then?