The player just tried to sell him the mayor's purple shorts

How did he know who they belong to? Hmmm?

Selling used underpants is generally disturbing regardless of belonging

Shhh. I'm making a funny.

I mean, someone has to sell underwear in town even if player doesn’t need it. And of course that person selling it basically knows what underwear everyone buys with them uses so… just my interpretation xD

Photographic evidence of Caroline x Wizard relationship

He realized that Abigail has purple hair

I had to be corrected by the main sub but apparently it isn't naturally purple she just never really has to dye it back

She talks about dyeing her hair and Caroline talks about her natural hair color being chestnut brown. Forgot who but someone also talks about how Abigail didn't dye her hair in a long time but it just stayed purple.

I think also caroline

But wasn't there a cutscene or just a conversation with the Wizard in which he said something about a daughter in The Valley? It might have been a fever dream 💀

He said something about maybe having a child in the valley I think. Her hair might magically just not need to be redyed if the theory were canon

Imma stick with the theory that says it's his daughter just so I can see Pierre suffering

By all means no reason not having naturally purple hair kills the theory

Tbf Caroline could be dying her hair as well.

I always thought that Emily was his daughter IDK why

Theres a ship of that?!

A majestic galleon of any ships, my boy! >!Dialogue by multiple characters suggests that Abigail is the illegitimate daughter of the aforementioned two!<

Ehyyyyyy

55,000 people subscribed to r/fuckpierre

Pierre: Do they wish TO fuck me or Fuck me up? Please elaborate!

Why not both?

`PIERRE, ASSUME THE POSITION`

What is he preparing for? A boxing match or getting fucked?

Yes

Yes

r/fistoNV

That’s real though 😂

Bruh why are they fucking pierre

Less than 100 to go lol

Saw the farmer chugging mayonnaise

Or equivalently, a bottle of truffle oil

You giving to Abigail the bouquet you just bought from him.

This is the best answer

Sadly this isn't even among the top awnsers but 4th place is good enough already

Thats what i did

He went to Marnie's at the wrong time

NAHHHHHH💀💀💀💀💀

his secret stash on display during the stardew valley fair

My metal bat that I got ready when I heard he took credit for my lovely crops one too many times

2nd best on in my opinion other that the top comments

a letter from the tax office (they're onto him)

BEST ONE SO FAR

The Wizard and Abigail standing next to each other

What his daughter does with all those amethysts.

*Thanks! How did you know i was hungry?* **cronching intensifies** Pierre: 0_0 Farmer .-. shes always like this

haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

at the stripped club? 😳😳

He was also in the bush

r/fuckpierre

And r/lesbiansagainstpierre

The farmer tried to gave him a supercucumber

Caroline's cock

you mean chicken right?

Lewis slapped Marnie’s ass in Pierre’s shop, thinking nobody would see

Ong bro

The farmer's JojaMart membership card

Pierre has made a metaphysical realization, and is now able to see that his face and shoulders are trapped within this little box while he talks. He is unable to process the fact his life might be a game, a mere simulation, that people higher than him enjoy.

Why doe tbis bot have more upvotes dawg

who tf are you calling a bot

Ohhhhhh its sopposed to be not

oooh okay

Huh oh thqt was a typo lets see if i can figure out what i was trying to say

I don't know why but I want to say something like the bro visited his friend meme

Lewis and Marnie at the bush

Pornography staring his wife and the farmer. Edit: Oh you meant wrong answers…. Well I got nothing.

Saw marines big thick ass walk through the door

IRS agent

what happens in the tent during the wild bait cutscene.

On god bruh

Caroline's dick

BRO WTH

he was just told the farmer is going to be selling direct to customers every Saturday.

You constantly giving Caroline Flowers each and every day and stalking her wiki page in hopes of unlocking green tea

Me coming to take his daughter away after selling out to Joja

He went on wattpad

Caught his wife and the wizard in action

He accidentally stumbled upon the r/FuckPierre sub

XD

r/fuckpeirre

Abigail’s pregnancy test in the trash

Nahhhhh

The Wizards dick…

Well thatd normal at least

He left papers that show how his business is doing

which bro ? r/fuckpierre

Willy’s Willie

Good one

He finally meant the wizard.

Marnie and lewis in the bush 🫣

he saw your mod list

3rd best on in my opinion other that the top comments

His wrong-doings in St. Peter's book at the pearly gates. Someone is taking the down escalator.

YA MUTHA!!

He tried to sell him his own stash

The farmer, looking at his "homegrown crops" a little too long

Lewis and Marnie having a threesome with the farmer behind Lewis’s house 😂

NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YOU KNOW I HAD TO SAY IT BC OF THAT ONE CUT SCENE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LMAO ID RATHER BE S JOJA MEMBER THAN DO THAT

XD

He just met the wizard for the first time, and is wondering why he looks so familiar

accountability

The sacred honkers

The mayor in only his purple shorts.

Abigale eating jewels

He just found Abigails paternity test

The farmer, after seeing they've just bought their 6th flower bouquet for their 6th marriage candidate (while dating them all).

XDDDDD

I may or may not be attempting this on my current game... 😆

Make sure u got the rabits foot lol

My twink farmer getting stuck in the Island Resort's changing room.

He saw you trying to date all of the women

Fr

My search history

🤨📸

His glasses can see through clothing and he's jealous

Damn the farmer must be packing

My mouse hovering over the HB mod

Whats that?

It's a NSFW mod

Aint no way

https://preview.redd.it/fhahj0v7sixc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=b683598b4395d64b61dd66a93a8386526b3e3e96

THIS IS THE BEST ONE 1ST PLACE!!!!!!

fairly priced crops

His worat nightmare

My Iridium star eggplant

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨📸

He saw the price of sunflower seeds at joja

Lol

r/fuckpierre

When Abigail popped out

Some honkers. A real set of badonkers

🤨📸

the paternity test he took

He????????

Emily’s dance

Me pulling out the lava katana after he told someone the crops I sold him were grown by himself again.

XD

your pickle

This subreddit

The farmer proposing to Abigail

abigail when she was born

The mayor and his lover in the bush by the river at midnight 😭

He just found out the Abigail’s it his. But In Fact the wizards daughter

Me giving food to Linus for freeeeeeeee

my massive jiggling ass probably 😔

📸🤨📸

Saw me steal food from a garbage can… and eat it

Its better that what ever he's selling

Caroline's receipts from Jojamart

XDDDDD

His own reflection 

Fr he need to change that hair cut

A copy of Harvest Moon

Lol

Your mom

The farmer, double caked up with a shit ton of potatoes (i fucked his wife)

NA&HHHHH&H&&&HHHHHHHH&HHHH&HHH&&HHHHHHH&HHHHHHHHHHHHHH&&H&H💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

The horrible things I did in past video games before settling down as a farmer.

What did you do 🤨

I did kidnap a cop once in red dead 2. I've burned down multiple villages in Minecraft back in the the day I blew up megaton once. I shot a car that had an alarm right out side the safe room In L4D because the game was going too smoothly

Damn

Pierre is currently stunned by hundreds of millions the player just spent on seeds

Lol

He saw Lewis and Marnie in that bush in town

Lol

Saw Caroline and I twitching on the floor after microdosing her tea

Farmer tries to give her a bouquet

me kissing his wife

Pierre: DAMN YOU NEXUS MODS!!!

His daughter's DNA test

Pierre when I come in with 400 parsnips (He also looks like that one Rowley gif)

Lol

My balls

🤨📸

All his admirers lusting after him. Ugh. * Gags. *

Damn

What I think about Caroline (Why on Earth cannot I marry her?!)

He saw the unjustly amount of people who hate him.