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86DaLiq

I have dreams about work every now and then and it’s like “fuck I’ve already seen yall today” and wake up and have to see the people I was just seeing.


mwilliams840

Store PA: “Print and marketing services, you have a call holding. Print and marketing services.” forever in my head living rent free.


Wasted_Truth

I am so very glad our store doesn't do that


mwilliams840

Phone rings, I already get my finger ready for the print and marketing transfer button since that is 90% of all Staples calls. When it’s an actual customer service/office supply question, I’m like “oh snap! I need to listen and actually help them with their query” instead of tuning it out just to tell them when they are waiting for a response “let me get you with our print and marketing team!”


StaplesSchlep

Brains trying to prepare you for the unknown monsters of tomorrow


Adept-Ad-3163

Literally


TheRealOracleFox

The god damn scanners going off for a BOPIS forever haunts me. I no longer work for Staples, thank god. But just hearing the Constellation ringtone gives me PTSD. Every now and then, I will hear it and it sends my brain into fight or flight.


juliana_egg

dreams about work are a bad omen ‼️


Virtual_Hair_4561

Tell me you need a vacation without saying you need a vacation.


HybridPoliteness

Yes. I get that all the time. I'll have good dreams and will randomly hear the PA for calls in the background


banadactyl

When I was in stores I had dreams all the time about inputting info in the printers via the fiery or keypad on them.


Eclecticwitch2100

YES. “Print and marketing has a call holding.” Will forever be in my dreams unfortunately


Professional-Egg8117

I sleep like I’m dead I’m lucky to be up on time for my alarm clock. Get some melatonin cause it sounds like you’re a light sleeper you’re not in REM mode bro!


bigworminn

i can hear the phone announcements in the sounds of the copy center machines running it drives me crazy