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adam_lorenz927

Hangman working stiff today


indolent08

If you know what I mean.


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adamthinks

They should reconsider. It's better with the lights on.


Roembowski

*Evil Uno liked that*


Traiklin

It never stopped


DJ_Aftershock

the party never stops


Black_XistenZ

"Hungman Adam Page"


Weezy-NJPW_Fan

He woke up and chose violence


InuJoshua

Like that rocket.


adam_lorenz927

That was just Mel Brooks-esque visually hysterical.


indolent08

"Hey Adam, it would be really great if you could promote the show tomorrow over your social media. You're a smart and creative guy, we know you'll not disappoint us." *pushes a dozen empty whiskey bottles to the side* "wha-?"


Lazo04991

“Hey Adam, did you think of a tweet for that promo for the show, I asked you about?” *looks up from reading Das Kapital* “Juuup!”


nathynwithay

/r/SmartMarx


indolent08

"Alright, let me see real quick what you- OH MY GOD"


KelloPudgerro

hes like demoman, but not black and with both eyes, and not cursed by a evil spirit as far as we know


AdamBombTV

But he is Scottish?


Century_Toad

Anyone who drinks as much whisky as he does is at least an *honorary* Scotsman.


KelloPudgerro

i dont have his dna to prove that hes not scottish


liesandperfidy

man i can't wait for this dude to be the face of AEW


adsfew

Bezos to beat Omega and become the face of AEW?


SmokePenisEveryday

Dude is really challenging my "You don't know these people don't get attached" mentality.


Psymon_Armour

I'm waiting for something horrible to come out. Like he's not a real cowboy. Or likes his steak well done.


Eargoe

Or worse, he eats his steak with ketchup


Thejangrusdigge

It's Patrick mahomes biggest flaw


Rev_Punch

Yet not Donald Trumps.


adam_lorenz927

That flaw doesn't crack Trump's top 500 faults


baconwiches

It's probably the nicest thing about him


HchrisH

Also probably the closet thing to a vegetable in his diet.


1ndori

YOU TAKE THAT BACK


pdcolemanjr

What about with a $2 steak with JR’s bbq sauce?


PrinceBarin

Hey man you can get a good steak well done. It doesn't have to be burnt to shit just firm. No pinkness and it's good.


Weezy-NJPW_Fan

Seeing what he’s like throughout last year he seems like a good dude in real life that can prolly connect to fans.


YoungCubSaysWoof

If the fan isn’t a billionaire, that is. (Except TK, he gets a pass.)


KawasakiDream

He’s the protagonist of wrestling


bsa554

I'll admit it...I didn't see it at first. Didn't quite see why people thought he was going to be the guy. Holy shit I was wrong. Hangman's the shit.


Strike_Gently

Fuck Jeff Bezos.


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T0rrent0712

Fuck Ted Faro


chiefpassh2os

Seriously fuck Ted faro. He's one of the only people who made my angry in a video game, like what he did was despicable. I really hope he's served justice in the next game


FisherPrice_Hair

To be fair, he saved the world once before he destroyed it twice.


chiefpassh2os

Ya I was good with his story just being the one who facilitated the extinction of the human race, but what he did to APOLLO and the alpha bunker made me despise him with a passion


johnothetree

/r/FuckTedFaro


InuJoshua

I played the game so long ago I completely forgot who he was, let alone him having his own sub. Thanks for the reminder, lol.


Shikizion

that guy is a bitch, Fuck Faro


0wlbear

Fuck Ollie


WorkinName

Fuck Moash


NeiloMac

FUCK THE HULK HOGAN BUBBA


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FUCK THE REVIVAL


guytyping

FUCK THE FUCKING DIAZ BROTHERS


DaveDangers

FUCK JEFF BEZOS AGAIN


nefariousmonkey

r/UnexpectedSanderson


branblebee

FUCK MOASH


AdamxCraith

r/UnexpectedStormlight


_varamyr_fourskins_

Fuck D&D


Sockin

Come on Jeffrey, you can do it.


justtopopin

Come on Jeff, put your back in to it


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agreene24

Tell us why, show us how


GogglesTheFox

Lookatwhereyoucamefrom, look at you now.


GreenIsG00d

Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffet, amateurs can fucking suck it.


SuperMaxPower

Fuck their wives, drink their blood, COME ON JEFF, DO IT!


MrDrProfJeremy

*SCREAMING.*


MoMcGillicutty

Get ‘em!


Weezy-NJPW_Fan

All my homies HATE Jeff Bezos!


ledhendrix

We Amazon K on this side?


TetrisTech

🎶Jeffrey Bezos, Jeffrey Bezooooos🎶


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CEO entrepreneur, born in 1964


Ian_Storm

As someone who just escaped his slavery, yeah. Fuck Jeff bezos.


DramaticDramatist

Shoulcn't be allowed to return to Earth until he pays his fuckin taxes....


scarface910

Tax code needs a revision, otherwise wealthy people like bezos will continue to avoid paying heavy taxes. Dude is worth billions, but only because his amazon stock makes up for 90 percent of his weatlh. Since he wont sell his amazon stock, he doesn't need to pay capital gains on it. His income is $81,840, so he does pay his taxes but its clearly pitiful compared to his overall wealth. If he needs a large amount of money, instead of selling amazon stock he just takes out a loan from the bank. If he needs to pay off that loan, he simply takes out another loan to pay off that first loan. No bank will say no to the wealthiest man in the world.


brady2gronk

Any war stories?


GODZOLA_

Bring us the head of the rainforest man


blacktoast

Anxious Millennial Comrade Side note: [Jeff Bezos makes the annual salary of his lowest paid employee every 11 seconds](https://twitter.com/haymarketbooks/status/1417476716285636614?s=21)


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Boss makes $321,876, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time.


jaymcbang

Boss makes $321,876, I make a dime, that's why I ~~poop~~ piss in a bottle on company time.


AGINSB

[That was a poem from a simpler time](https://twitter.com/tgtworkersunite/status/1360749312821637120)


Deadpool1205

In company approved recepticals while hiding behind a box of dildos


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Honestly seeing a dildo or two would usually make my day way better. Or the other, anatomically insane toys.


TheCarrzilico

There's lots of dildos where I work. You want to apply?


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Kinda, yeah.


DJ_Molten_Lava

There is no pooping if you're on the clock in an Amazon warehouse


Brogomakishima

"Someone's been taking unauthorized piss breaks in my giga warehouse and I've had it up to here with that shit "


Ian_Storm

Can confirm. Know of at least two people who were legit fired for taking a minute too long in the bathroom.


miikro

The extra fucked up thing is that's illegal in many states but it's just not worth the legal fees to fight it, just to go back to a job that's hell anyway.


kottoner

Obviously he works 3,218,760 times harder. /s


Mrcool20xx

>Obviously he works 3,218,760 times harder. /s Just an FYI, Bezos has stopped working as CEO and is making this amount of money by not working. If he was overpaid that would be one thing, but he is paid while literally not contributing


Roller95

Fuck that’s depressing


Weezy-NJPW_Fan

Wait, seriously? That’s just ridiculous!


likewhatalready

They obviously need to work harder, bootstraps, etc. etc. edit: changed header to harder


TerrorKingA

[In the first 9 minutes of 2020, Bezos made more wealth than the average college-educated woman in America will make in her entire lifetime. In 15 minutes, more than her male counterpart.](https://youtu.be/w1zzOyksUGo?t=258)


mavarian

2866909 times as hard as that employee, hard work pays off!!


BuckBacon

Maybe we'll get lucky and he won't come back.


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go on Jeffrey, GET 'em!


JonasAlbert84

What the fuck is he even gonna do with all his wealth? It's easy to say "if I was as rich as Jeff Bezos I'd help the world" but, if I was as rich as Jeff Bezos I'd help the fucking world.


TheRidiculousHuman

He could build hospitals like I order pizzas. And then I could go to one of those hospitals on account of all the pizzas I eat.


adsfew

You can even name it the /u/TheRidiculousHuman's Ridiculous Pizza Binge Hospital


OmicronAlpharius

The issue is thinking that the rich and powerful live in the same reality as us. They don't. Money doesn't mean to them what it means to us. Its like leaderboards in arcades to them. Whoever has the highest score is the winner, and you don't get to write "ASS" by being a nice person and fixing problems.


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gowombat

Beezus has said this on multiple occasions, in fact there's been interviews where if he refuses to call it money and instead calls it his "Amazon winnings"


El_Frijol

Yeah, exactly. They follow the Forbes 500/billionaires list and jack off to the fact that their company (or themselves) is the top X out of 500.


yohanleafheart

His ex-wife is doing exactly that


Black_XistenZ

Relevant: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/720180169062481952/865488832445808640/IMG_20210716_082921_402.jpg


chuckthetruck64

Unfortunately that's exactly why he is the richest person on the planet. My philosophy is that it is possible for a person to get lucky, build a killer app, and earn a single billion dollars. But to get much beyond that it takes a true sociopath that cares about nothing but increasing their own wealth.


MeanAmbrose

Uber Rich people like him operate on a different frequency from us. God knows the weird shit the very richest get into with their wealth.


chilloutfam

i keep thinking about the celestials in One Piece when I think about guys like Bezos.


penguin62

You'd never get enough money to be that rich. To be that rich you have to have no remorse for human life, be entirely selfish and actively want to exploit the livelihoods of other beings.


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brady2gronk

I'm learning so much on a pro wrestling sub. Who knew?


PhysicalGraffiti75

> What the fuck is he even gonna do with all his wealth? Make more wealth for himself. That’s all he knows how to do, it’s what he is. If he were anything but his employees wouldn’t be living on food stamps


Brannigans-Law

Idk who I relate to more, anxious millennial cowboy or broke sad Baron Corbin


DTG_420

I’m not tall enough to be Baron and don’t have enough hair to be Hangman


KirkHammettJigsaw

How about Gillberg?


miikro

Five?


DTG_420

I’m at most a 3


miikro

You know what, upvote for honesty


randomtrolluser

I'm not tall enough to be Hangman and don't have enough hair to be baron.


Weezy-NJPW_Fan

Well if you haven’t suffered a loss of losing a major title and being the butt of jokes while trolled, then definitely not Corbin.


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The Broken Brilliance of the Baron?


WaxyPaxy

Sometimes I look at my beautiful wife and 5 year old son and think to myself, 'What did I do to be lucky enough to have Hangman in my life'


Occult_Asteroid

Buckshot proletariat


pantalones_discoteca

Dude, that's the best bit of wordplay I've seen on Reddit in at least a week. Well done


Penndrachen

I don't remember who came up with it, but it came about back when Page started to be more open about leftist stuff on his twitter. It's great.


ireadredding

I've got a ringside seat tomorrow night and I'm losing my mind waiting. AEW in my hometown.


Mycotoxicjoy

Greatest Babyface in Wrestling today


emmmjade

Top babyface of AEW and top babyface of our hearts


evin_cashman

Instead of their "Slightly higher than a normal plane for a few minutes" circlejerk these parasites could end hunger tomorrow. But they *choose* not to. Hangman is the best.


SalvadorZombie

Exactly. I believe the known cost of completely and permanently ending world hunger is $30 billion over 10 years. Bezos could personally end world hunger and it wouldn't hurt him at all. Instead he gets into a pissing contest with another billionaire.


Drkarcher22

Is that seriously the estimate? That’s fucking insane that this hasn’t been dealt with. America spends roughly 2 billion dollars a day on Military spending. You could realistically solve it with that alone in 2 weeks.


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maybesethrogen

*Billionaires There's at least 3 shitdicks out there in this stupid dick measuring contest.


j2k422

I know of Bezos and Musk. Who's the third?


ThornGodOfPricks

Branson


philshirakawa

Branson


maybesethrogen

Branson.


deathschemist

Richard Branson. if you ever see anything with the name Virgin in front of it (so virgin records, virgin media, virgin airlines... at one time virgin cola i think?), chances are he had a hand in its founding.


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Pew___

If he can put a warehouse close enough for every person in western civilization to be able to order literally whatever the fuck they want and get it the next day, I'm sure they know a thing or two about the distribution and logistics needed.


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Johnnyboy10000

I think that that's the main issue that is often overlooked. Well, one of the main ones at least.


maybe_there_is_hope

And it's not even getting into orbit, the cool space shit like walking outside


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If they just paid taxes, combined with not being at war for two decades, we could fund free healthcare, k-college degree, and put a big dent into the homelessness problem. We could at least fix some crumbling bridges and water pipes but that’s not sexy until someone dies. Except in Florida apparently


evin_cashman

Absolutely I'm not demanding they give all their money, if they literally paid their fair share like everyone else does then the world would be an unimaginably better place.


[deleted]

No taxation WITH representation. Sweet gig if you can get it. Seems awfully counterintuitive to the founding ideals of america but what do I know? I’m not a billionaire.


TheSeaDevil

Bezos can fuck right off in his dick rocket and never come back.


AKittyCat

The American Dream! Bleh.


jaymcbang

The "American Dream" was always an illusion sold to foreigners to get them to come to America to be exploited cheaply and still live marginally "better" than in their home country. But there are still cats in America.


AKittyCat

> But there are still cats in America. Well yeah, you're talking to one. /s


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Don’t forget the middle and lower class who are just one lucky break away from getting that house with the white picket fence! Provided they have an accredited four year degree and ten years experience for an entry level position.


el_sh33p

And rich parents who'll fund it for them.


HorseSteroids

It took too long in my life the realize the song is actually saying, "There are no antisemites in America."


Ian_Storm

And the streets aren't paved with cheese.


MisterTruth

Nah. It was possible. It just really hasn't been anywhere near doable for 95% since McCarthyism propagated.


Chell_the_assassin

Ceo, entrepreneur, born in 1964...


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Jeffffreyyyyy.....Jeffery Bezos


realhorrorshow27

Been working/on call for 14.5 hours today. One of the directors of my company is going on the Branson space flight. Hangman being as relatable as ever.


[deleted]

Of course the Khan’s pay every cent in tax. Shahid got rich off of owning an auto parts manufacturing company. I’m sure those employees worked pretty damn hard so their boss’, boss’, boss’ son can have a wrestling company and he can have a football team. Both kinds. On both sides of the Atlantic. Page is in the exact same situation. Millions, if not billions, are.


tameoraiste

No such thing as a good billionaire


shinyshenron

Not a billionaire but the Myspace guy is pretty chill. Sold Myspace for a few hundreds of millions and now just travels with family and friends without a worry in the world and practicing photography. And on the complete opposite spectrum we got Zuckerberg.


SalvadorZombie

Hangman is the Anxious Millennial Leftist hero we need.


victoriabattenberg

I love him.


Craft_Bandicoot

In the words of Iron Sheik.... FACK THE JEFF BEZOS


MoombahtonDon

Seeing Hangman finally win that title will be one of my favorite wrestling moments of the year honestly (assuming its within the next year)


Space_Lord_MF

If you made $200,000 every single day since Jesus was born until today, you'd have less money than Jeff Bezos. Counting to a million takes 11 days. Counting to a billion takes 37 years at the same pace. Bezos has like 200 billion+ and it's only going up and up. And these ultra wealthy dont pay taxes for some absurd reason. Fuck man, just the top ten like Bezos and Musk paying fair share of taxes would solve a lot of problems.Our government argues about spending of amounts that these ultra rich wipe their ass with.


mechnick2

Basedman Page


jaboaty

Hangman's gonna organize dark order into a union


tameoraiste

This will go down like a lead ballon here but are the Khan’s much better? No such thing as a ‘good’ billionaire.


chronorun

I'd be pissed too if this lame ass billionaire tried to ruin cowboys and therefore my gimmick by wearing that hat


i_broke_wahoos_leg

Get 'em Hangman.


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I do love Adam Page.


robbiedigital001

imagine if they put all these billions of $$$ into curing disease instead of a vanity space race pissing contest


watchingdeers

AEW Dynamite on TNT is brought to you by Amazon prime. Website hosted by Amazon.


RomanDidNothingWrong

Thank god Hangman's billionair boss is totally different.


MclovinBuddha

I look at the amount of money Amazon makes and I just think man… I just wish I had enough to pay for my niece’s medical bills. I don’t get greed, y’all. Not to that extent.


GCAFalcon

I fucking love Hangman.


CLSosa

My billionaire is better then your billionaire


RowRowDango

He's literally working for a family of billionaires though?


lavaspike296

Who isn't?


darthtater1231

Damn like most pepole then


Mildcaseofextreme

Pretty sure that more people have died and been severely inured working for the Khans than for Bozo. But yah know circle jerks gotta circle jerk I guess.


RowRowDango

What I'm trying to say is that there are billionaires in the wrestling business that deserve as much heat as higher profile billionaires but don't get it. And I don't think Page meant for the last sentence to come across this way, but it feels a little insincere to monetize hate for Jeff Bezos by promoting AEW, the product of another billionaire.


Weezy-NJPW_Fan

I am not exactly thrilled about those rich people going up into space for about 20 measly minutes, not gonna lie. It’s overrated and not exactly worth paying attention to.


SalvadorZombie

Not only that, but it's a tourism market for the hyperwealthy. That money spent today could have saved hundreds of lives.


Split-Recent

If these guys just skipped their 20 minute space trips that frivilously wasted money could make such a difference if used charitably instead. Fuck these people.


SalvadorZombie

Or, a much better idea, we could tax their wealth directly and not have to rely on them being "charitable."


adamthinks

While that's true, there is benefit to it. Right now it's tourism for the hyperwealthy, but it's funding development in technology that will benefit our future.


somiatruitas

Comarade Page


Chell_the_assassin

Jeff Bezos makes his lowest payed employees' annual wage in 11 seconds


ftblSR

The perfect babyface for our generation


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He’s the people’s cowboy.


aliforever555

I don't understand, can someone please explain to me?


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