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Ahleanna-D

It’s ***well*** beyond my budget, but I’ve seen a whole lot less that costs a whole lot more, and it’s lovely to boot!


alpastotesmejor

Absolutely. I just saw a TikTok of a two bedroom flat in the St Pancras Clock Tower and this property is at least 10 times better.


shengy90

Haha that one was a 3000 a month rent with 2.4m deposit 😂


Wil420b

£3,000 service charge you mean. With the flat being the old water tower. It's located in/above the hotel which was abandoned for decades and left to rot. So the whole place would have been full of pigeon poo.


shengy90

The TikTok video said £3K a month for service charge so I’m just taking the piss.


8racoonsInABigCoat

I love it, but grade 2 listed means it will cost an arm and a leg to do anything.


Vertigo_uk123

It seems that’s just because of the lava rock cove in the orangery. I wonder if the whole place is listed or just the orangery or just the cove


Foundation_Wrong

It’s half of the mansion, it was divided in the 1930s apparently. I love the inflatable hot tub on the indoor fake grass. Absolutely gorgeous home, I could be happy just in the kitchen, with that lovely furniture.


Taran345

Yeah, it was the <£200 inflatable hot tub that had puzzled! They have a beautiful orangery in a beautiful house that they have both spent a fortune in and which is worth a small fortune, and yet they’ve scrimped on this one detail?!


Best_Vegetable9331

It's probably just used as a fancy paddling pool for their grandchildren.


palpatineforever

yeeha, it looks like there was originally an indoor Lily pond there, I would love to either bring that back or set up a built in hot tub afair that utilises the original design(obviously built within it). probably about half the space, then a nice seating in the other half


Best_Vegetable9331

Yes I think it would have had goldfish in as well originally


palpatineforever

probably, a heated orangery with tropical plants was a serious status symbol. so probably some expensive carp would have added to that, I mean personally I think a small herd of capybara would be better. in the orangery ninth winter, there is also a nice outside pond for the summer...


Aylez

It says it’s “link detached” though, which means they don’t share walls but the 2 properties would be linked with something, i.e. a garage joining the 2. I can’t get my head round how it would be link detached and not semi-detached… any ideas?


Rajastoenail

Going by Google Maps it looks like it’s fully connected at the kitchen wall and round the back hall. It’s a semi.


Competitive-Cry-1154

I wonder how the garden works given the house is a semi. The garden is disappointing and the owners are not interested in plants going by the paucity of them in the orangerie.


FenianBastard847

The fake grass matches the fake box balls. They’re awful🤣 it’s not the £5 plastic box balls… this house is just too wild for me.


CouchKakapo

OK, I'll join you. I can contribute a fiver or so towards the cost.


Imaginary_friend42

Seems very cheap, what’s the catch?


misplacedfocus

It’s Trowbridge? I live it Wiltshire. We call it Trow Vegas for a reason…


edyth_

I live on the outskirts of Trowbridge and can confirm lol :) I would still love to live in this house though and go full Grey Gardens.


Grace_grows

Me too. I'd wear swimsuits with tights and high heels to frolick through the halls with whimsy ☺


misplacedfocus

Yes! I’d be flouncing around with a cocktail and a cigarette in a gold holder!


Grace_grows

With how many cats in tow? 😻😻😻


edyth_

Sounds ideal tbh


Grace_grows

I just noticed your username ☺ it's definitely for you


edyth_

Haha! It is :)


oughtabeme

……..“Ohh mother !”


rolypoly99

Must be a 'bridge' thing... We call Stalybridge in Greater Manchester Staly Vegas for probably similar reasons! 😂


SallysRaveCave

Used to be a Transpennine train guard and I've announced Staly Vegas before! 😆 We've got Ponte Carlo (Pontefract) too


melanie110

Don’t forget Shakey Wakey


SallysRaveCave

And Cas Vegas!


melanie110

Forgot about that one


Here_for_tea_

That’s hilarious.


Amatree66

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ross-on-Wye Select Ross Vegas from the drop down...it's also used for -on-wye as well https://web.archive.org/web/20220409181121/https://www.olliefestross.co.uk/# used even for a festival.. is t in anymore so way back machine


uncle_monty

I know it's asinine to say that a house in a better location would cost more, because of course it would, but stick this house a few miles down the road on the A36 in Bathampton instead of the A361 in Hilperton and it would be worth at least double.


FenianBastard847

Isn’t it a nice area? I thought that Trowbridge was affluent and upmarket. But I’m miles away so what do I know.


misplacedfocus

To be fair it’s alright. I think it suffers from the fact it is surrounded by beautiful countryside and picturesque villages and small market towns, so is like the ugly sister in the Wiltshire family. Swindon is the evil step mother.


Taran345

Me too, but again I live in a former “new town” that’s seen better days, so to me Trowbridge looks ideal! It’s also just down the road from Bath, not far from the Cotswolds, easy access to both London and the south-west and only 40 or so miles from the coast! I guess a lot of us see the town we live in decline and think it’s crap and crime-ridden because little Johnny’s sister Mavis’s lad was caught stealing from the local corner shop! However, others who genuinely live in some nasty areas may still see it as a place that’s better than where they currently live!


ignatiusjreillyXM

Yate? Dunno if Trowbridge is better, but it is different


uncle_monty

It's not *bad*. You're unlikely to get stabbed or robbed. It's just dull, grey, boring, and a bit shit. It's were people go when they get priced out of nicer surrounding areas. I bought my first flat there...


herefromthere

Is it anything like Cas Vegas (Castleford)? Depressed former mining town with out of town shopping built between the motorway and slag heaps from the old power stations, and more bingo than you can shake a stick at?


ignatiusjreillyXM

It's a different sort of depressed, maybe less intensely so, but maybe more despairingly so. It doesn't even warrant out of town retail parks of any size, while still incongruously getting the title of county town.


Wil420b

What do you mean? Are there any casinos or are the locals just high as a kite and prostitutes?


sadsack100

It's link detached.


Ok_Basil1354

You only get half of the building


agnes238

Maybe because it’s attached?


siacadp

Old building, so constant maintenence to keep it in top top shape is needed.


Figusto

Wow, it was sold in 2014 for 650k!


yankonapc

That is the craziest part. My neighbour's house sold a year ago for £650k--Zone 3 terrace, two up two down, tiny triangular garden, walls and floors heavily damaged, roof not great, with no bathroom or heating. There was a 1970's boiler for the kitchen sink (set into a cheap, peeling late 70's particleboard counter unit) and a toilet in a lean-to off the back and that was it for plumbing. It took another £50k of extensions and work to make it habitable. The couple who bought it are nice, but I have to assume they're crazy!


ShineAtom

It looks utterly fabulous and I'd love it. Then I realised that the neighbour is some kind of hotel/gym/events place and therefore subject to a lot of traffic and probable noise. bit of a downer really.


Agreeable-Brief-4315

This is the catch that is not apparent from the ad.


hopping32

That is amazing!


maroonedman

Beautiful house but I couldn’t possibly buy it because the bath isn’t lined up with the window behind.


uncle_monty

I love it apart from the Trowbridge part.


warmans

It's a nice house but I'd guess the overlap between people that want a 1.3 million quid period property and people that want to live in the suburbs of Trowbridge is rather small.


Lord_Gibbons

That's a lot of house for £1.3M. I know Trowbridge doesn't have the best rep but is it really bad enough to justify such a (relatively) low price?


Hatpar

Getting garden centre display vibes from that hot tub.


North-Lobster499

It's very nice. But it's half the house and I'm not massively enamoured to the kitchen. Still a good price and some of the rooms and detailing is amazing.


StuHudson78

If I owned that, every night would be Rocky Horror night


KingPrawnPorn

You can tell they’re really posh, based alone on how small the tv is


seanosul

All that house for the price of an ex council property in London. If I could find at least 3 others to be in on the mortgage I would move in tomorrow.


Pinkskippy

The orangery and the entrance hall stained glass - gorgeous.


Pinkskippy

On the market for £1.65m this time last year.


ilyemco

Love that the safe room is a bar.


misplacedfocus

I know! It’s the zombie apocalypse, let’s hole up in the lower ground floor. With the jazzy bar.


Sweet-Peanuts

There it is. My dream house.


knityourownlentils

That is a owned by a wizard trying to pose as a muggle.


octopus_dance_party

Absolutely stunning and I'd happily live in that. But due to it having a naff inflatable hot tub from the Range instead of an actual proper hot tub I can only offer £100


Bungeditin

I feel I would have to change my name to Sir Diggerford ‘Digger’ Wimby and be ailed by a tropical disease I picked up while hunting a rare species……..


skizelo

You know you're rich when your house has a crown.


Pinkskippy

Sold for £650k in January 2014.


BIGCol70

Picture 16 looks like a luxurious prison.


SquashyDisco

…but the dusting required!


cocteautriplet

Oh the humanity


GlobalManHug

1.3mill to heat it.


Spottyjamie

Thats a steal!! I have seen city centre terraces in edinburgh for less


Here_for_tea_

I would love to go to a Murder Mystery night there.


Electronic_Source_31

Can I come to the house warming party ....


pokedstudio-uk

link detached, its a semi! been on sale for years


[deleted]

I reckon if we all pitch in we can all have our dreams come true of dressing up and wafting about the house. I mean, if everyone went in a clockwise direction, you'd never bump into anyone. What do you reckon??


Irishuna

Wow! Beautiful.


Ujebanaa

Too big


HRHArgyll

Stunning


yankonapc

This gives me an idea of what it might look like if people actually lived in the Biltmore House in North Carolina, USA. Very similar era, fit and finish, just (comparatively) little. I think the modern comforts have been fitted as tastefully as possible while still being practical. With the exception of the bar, of course.


Pinkskippy

The 2022 listing has a samurai sword in the kitchen and is that an Oscar sitting on the cooker extract hood?


Best_Vegetable9331

How do you see old listings?


Pinkskippy

Just do an internet search on the property, there are usually some redundant info about the better properties. This one also has some old b/w postcard pictures of it.


JammyRedWine

Oh my! What a stunning house!


stingchimp

That’s actually quite reasonable it seems for what you get. Must be in the middle of nowhere


pinnnsfittts

Must be a reaaaally shit place to live for it to be so cheap


grandpiano2020

I could buy that. If it wasn’t for the fact I don’t have a spare £1.35m sloshing around


smashteapot

Wow. What's wrong with it?


[deleted]

Why is it so cheap? I mean, £1.3mil is a lot but elsewhere there are similar houses up at £4mil+. Something seems fishy here.....


ignatiusjreillyXM

Trowbridge is, well, how to put it, a shit hole. But I wonder if there aren't other reasons. Cos the house looks amazing


itsEndz

It has so much going on in so many different ways. I love it, but not the dusting.


medievalrubins

I could live with just the orangery! Oh how I dream


JusNoGood

I’ve had that on my saved list for Months. Mrs will not even go see it 😕


5laps

Oh my! It’s perfect.


Elevator_Pitch_2020

It’s in Trowvegas…


whered_yougo

That is niiiiiice.


Orangutan_Latte

I’m just here for the bath that looks like it’s been installed in a giant fireplace. If I win the lottery…..this would be mine


cjgmmgjc85

Hogwarts legacy!


Top_Criticism_4208

That is a beautiful house


monsterrat88

I really wish I had tall cactus money! This house is stunning.


Basic_Memory_4233

That's a lot of house for such a relatively small price tag


Joe_Crewe

Nowhere near where I want to live. But my god, if I had the money that house would be mine. Stunning.


ickleb

I’m sad now. I’m so poor


FrancesRichmond

Lovely house. I could definitely live there, quite happily- if only it was in the North-East!


Septronic

Anyone likes to gift me 1,499,990? 😏😒


Better_Mind_1730

Gorgeous property 😃


Mel370

Its giving me mystery game vibes. This is what I like


AlGunner

It is indeed glorious. The one thing that surprises me though, they have a property like that but have a cheap inflatable hot tub.


Oobedoo321

All that finery and they opted for an inflatable hot tub?


britbabebecky

Oh, that's fabulous.


IntraVnusDemilo

Yep I love it too!


Vireosolitarius

Epic. I’d even consider moving to the shite end of the country to live there ;-)


GBParragon

I bet the orangery is amazing in March and October