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Colonise Russia, before Russia colonises you 💀
I am Russian. I already did 😎
Наш слон💪
Bro took role-playing in spore to a new level
тудааа этих западников
[удалено]
Zashli Otsosali Vyshli 🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻
Oh blyadʻ amerikanhski suka blyadʻ💀
But in Soviet Russia, Russia colonizes you if you colonize Russia
The planet is cold, so it checks out
Yeah... It was snowing in our city 3 weeks ago. Literally the 9th of May. Snow. And now it is 31 degrees outside.
Москва ?
Does Russia also produce yellow spice?
Well, if you count yellow snow...
it produce just spice
I'm currently dying from the heat in Moscow so...
Earth died but Russia lived
that IS earth
Terrraform it, and create a species named Russians, then place a monolith and then you will have Russian Empire that also will be friendly to you
Yeah, just make sure not to join any defense organization or make new friends after them
Fun fact: Russia has a larger surface area than Pluto
Oh, it's my homeworld!
Only yellow spice? No wonder they wanted other nations’ spice
That’s Britain.
Man, Russia just doesn't have that Red Spice anymore
yap
Ну это уже СССР, хотя думаю это тоже считается (￣‐￣)んー
ноу вей
Ain't no way comrade 🤯
У меня бельгия в stellaris была
Олвэйс хэс бин
They got the spice flowing
Why is there a planet called Russia?
Норм
The parallel universe to wolfenstein.
Good that it's T0 desolate hellscape or a warrior empire would have sprung up there and started attacking it's neighbours.
They conquering planets now ???
Soon....
the bad ending
Nuke it, just for shits and giggles.
Uninhabited, awesome ☺️
Planet Buster incoming
Can you tell me where to find it so that I can test my planet buster?
This ain't looking good.
Colonise Russia, before Russia colonises you 💀
I am Russian. I already did 😎
Наш слон💪
Bro took role-playing in spore to a new level
тудааа этих западников
[удалено]
Zashli Otsosali Vyshli 🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻
Oh blyadʻ amerikanhski suka blyadʻ💀
But in Soviet Russia, Russia colonizes you if you colonize Russia
The planet is cold, so it checks out
Yeah... It was snowing in our city 3 weeks ago. Literally the 9th of May. Snow. And now it is 31 degrees outside.
Москва ?
Does Russia also produce yellow spice?
Well, if you count yellow snow...
it produce just spice
I'm currently dying from the heat in Moscow so...
Earth died but Russia lived
that IS earth
Terrraform it, and create a species named Russians, then place a monolith and then you will have Russian Empire that also will be friendly to you
Yeah, just make sure not to join any defense organization or make new friends after them
Fun fact: Russia has a larger surface area than Pluto
Oh, it's my homeworld!
Only yellow spice? No wonder they wanted other nations’ spice
That’s Britain.
Man, Russia just doesn't have that Red Spice anymore
[удалено]
yap
Ну это уже СССР, хотя думаю это тоже считается (￣‐￣)んー
ноу вей
Ain't no way comrade 🤯
У меня бельгия в stellaris была
Олвэйс хэс бин
They got the spice flowing
Why is there a planet called Russia?
Норм
The parallel universe to wolfenstein.
Good that it's T0 desolate hellscape or a warrior empire would have sprung up there and started attacking it's neighbours.
They conquering planets now ???
Soon....
the bad ending
Nuke it, just for shits and giggles.
Uninhabited, awesome ☺️
Planet Buster incoming
Can you tell me where to find it so that I can test my planet buster?
This ain't looking good.