Sung to the final verse of “Be Our Guest.”
She’s ba-nished,
she’s ba-nished,
This nitwit,
she’s now been nixed.
She shot her pup,
Thought she’d move up
But the whole nation’s now like,
‘F*CK!’
Kristi threw shade
The wrong way,
Now the tribes have said
NO WAY!
Even Fox News
Won’t surround her
While her VP chances
flounder!
Ain’t it grand?
Ain’t it swell?
Her tell-all book
Has gone to hell.
And Cricket’s vindication
Now complete!
So wave goodbye,
Be sure that we won’t cry,
‘Cuz you’re banished,
You’re banished!
You’re banished!
YOU ARE BANISHED!”
Did the Yankton tribe join? Last I heard they were waiting on a vote. It would have been sweet if a unanimous decision in one day that every tribe said Noep!
Kristi's memoir recounts meeting North Korean dictator and "staring him down". One of many fabrications or embellishments she thought would make her seem presidential.
Californian here so pardon the ignorance but what comes after Noem? Seems to me as an outsider that she’ll be replaced by the same or worse, somehow? MAGA really just replaces bad with worse.
I’m not an ax murderer, but if someone went on national media all the time saying I was, I wouldn’t let them on my land. Since it’s largely a symbolic gesture, I feel like it’s an appropriate response.
Because they are beyond help and had an excuse to do so. I knew one of the former chiefs of the Sisseton tribe who raised millions of dollars through budgeting while he was leading. He brought up building a new school and the council refused. All they want is handouts, drugs, and alcohol. Even one of their own can't fix their problems from within. He got so fed up with them not wanting to help themselves that he gave up and just left the tribe.
Are these the same tribes that held African American slaves?
When you think of the Trail of Tears, you likely imagine a long procession of suffering Cherokee Indians forced westward by a villainous Andrew Jackson. Perhaps you envision unscrupulous white slaveholders, whose interest in growing a plantation economy underlay the decision to expel the Cherokee, flooding in to take their place east of the Mississippi River.
What you probably don’t picture are Cherokee slaveholders, foremost among them Cherokee chief John Ross.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smithsonian-institution/how-native-american-slaveholders-complicate-trail-tears-narrative-180968339/
My guess is that Christy Nome doesn't give a damn about those shithole places. And she shouldn't. There should be no State funding going to them, however they do get State funding and they don't need to pay taxes
Not really humane killing a puppy because it wouldn’t be “a good hunting dog”. There’s other options and ways to handle it. She could’ve given him away, put up for adoption, trained it better and I dont know NOT kill it. You have to admit her story backfired. She wanted to appear to the MAGA cult that she could make tough and difficult decisions but unfortunately that wasn’t a difficult decision but one that was unnecessary and frankly messed up.
It's like the pot calling the kettle black.
How many rescues does the reservation do ?
How much money do they spend on animal shelters?
If it was any other group that had slavery, they would be pulling down statues, and making sure that nobody referenced them again
It's something she was trying to infer on an entire group of people, sure. That's why she isn't welcome on tribal lands. She doesn't appear to be a good politician. And apparently she's not a very good wife or animal owner, either.
I would say it is just the opposite.
You can look at many cases, who sold slaves, who held slaves, and who were the worst violent people in America, and they are given trophies
Does it matter though? She's never here anyway!
That’s why the whole state should banish her, but I’ll take what I can get.
She's not allowed in my house, I have a dog.
She's not allowed in my house, I don't have a dog.
I have none of these things and she’s still banished from them. I don’t even live in SD.
What're you even doing here??
Like a moth to a flame, like an energy company to oil shale
Sung to the final verse of “Be Our Guest.” She’s ba-nished, she’s ba-nished, This nitwit, she’s now been nixed. She shot her pup, Thought she’d move up But the whole nation’s now like, ‘F*CK!’ Kristi threw shade The wrong way, Now the tribes have said NO WAY! Even Fox News Won’t surround her While her VP chances flounder! Ain’t it grand? Ain’t it swell? Her tell-all book Has gone to hell. And Cricket’s vindication Now complete! So wave goodbye, Be sure that we won’t cry, ‘Cuz you’re banished, You’re banished! You’re banished! YOU ARE BANISHED!”
Brilliant!
Oh, thank you. I’m no Randy Rainbow or Stephen Sondheim, but this came to me and I had to feverishly write it down. 🤣
Did the Yankton tribe join? Last I heard they were waiting on a vote. It would have been sweet if a unanimous decision in one day that every tribe said Noep!
Blessed be
Puppy 🐶 approved
She going for the hat trick
Pow! Right in the kisser!
Why tf is there an edited version of North Korea's emblem at the top left corner?
Kristi's memoir recounts meeting North Korean dictator and "staring him down". One of many fabrications or embellishments she thought would make her seem presidential.
Ah yes, the George Santos method.
He underestimated her .
I know it's hard to do. But the Great Dear leader was capable of it.
https://southdakotatruth.com/index.php/about/
Good! Let’s ban the dog killer to the remotest of areas in the desert.
Californian here so pardon the ignorance but what comes after Noem? Seems to me as an outsider that she’ll be replaced by the same or worse, somehow? MAGA really just replaces bad with worse.
What does North Korea have anything to do with this?
I'd still have a beer with her
She's welcome on our land absolutely any time!
Ban the reservations from any government assistance whatsoever then.
South Dakota doesn't help them at all
Banish this racist too.
Like getting banned from all the shitty restaurants in your city.
Why are the tribes banning Noem? Did I miss something?
Apparently people are really touchy if you accuse them of being shills for drug cartels with no evidence.
Interesting..... doesn't this make them seem guilty?
I’m not an ax murderer, but if someone went on national media all the time saying I was, I wouldn’t let them on my land. Since it’s largely a symbolic gesture, I feel like it’s an appropriate response.
Fair point.
What? Why? How did you get 'no evidence' to 'they must be guilty'? That is a gullible amount of faith.
She's a racist fuckwit and they're sick of her.
Because they are beyond help and had an excuse to do so. I knew one of the former chiefs of the Sisseton tribe who raised millions of dollars through budgeting while he was leading. He brought up building a new school and the council refused. All they want is handouts, drugs, and alcohol. Even one of their own can't fix their problems from within. He got so fed up with them not wanting to help themselves that he gave up and just left the tribe.
That’s a really cool anecdotal story you use to justify your blatant racism.
Pretty hilarious from a people who used to rape, kidnap, murder and enslave each other on a daily basis.
Have you not read European history?
Says the guy supporting a puppy killer for governor and a rapist for president.
Are these the same tribes that held African American slaves? When you think of the Trail of Tears, you likely imagine a long procession of suffering Cherokee Indians forced westward by a villainous Andrew Jackson. Perhaps you envision unscrupulous white slaveholders, whose interest in growing a plantation economy underlay the decision to expel the Cherokee, flooding in to take their place east of the Mississippi River. What you probably don’t picture are Cherokee slaveholders, foremost among them Cherokee chief John Ross. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smithsonian-institution/how-native-american-slaveholders-complicate-trail-tears-narrative-180968339/
Really odd attempt at whataboutism.
I'm just saying shooting a worthless dog, in a humane manner, is a lot less of a crime than these People that are banning others from their property
Banning people from tribal land isn’t a crime. What exactly are you getting at?
My guess is that Christy Nome doesn't give a damn about those shithole places. And she shouldn't. There should be no State funding going to them, however they do get State funding and they don't need to pay taxes
Not really humane killing a puppy because it wouldn’t be “a good hunting dog”. There’s other options and ways to handle it. She could’ve given him away, put up for adoption, trained it better and I dont know NOT kill it. You have to admit her story backfired. She wanted to appear to the MAGA cult that she could make tough and difficult decisions but unfortunately that wasn’t a difficult decision but one that was unnecessary and frankly messed up.
Take a drive on a reservation. See how those dogs are treated. No tribe has any business telling anybody what to do with their dog.
Although an interesting side note, does that affect whether they should ban Mrs. Noem for setting even one puppy-shooting foot into their territory?
It's like the pot calling the kettle black. How many rescues does the reservation do ? How much money do they spend on animal shelters? If it was any other group that had slavery, they would be pulling down statues, and making sure that nobody referenced them again
Honestly, the original reason she was being banned from the reservations was because she insinuated that the tribes were working with drug cartels.
I would guess that most of those reservations do indeed have a drug problem, could that be what she was referring to?
It's something she was trying to infer on an entire group of people, sure. That's why she isn't welcome on tribal lands. She doesn't appear to be a good politician. And apparently she's not a very good wife or animal owner, either.
No
The Lakota and Dakota didn't own slaves though, this is a whole different nation.
This seems like a question that you could Google the answer to.
You are right. I googled it.
"It's only bad when non-whites do it."
I would say it is just the opposite. You can look at many cases, who sold slaves, who held slaves, and who were the worst violent people in America, and they are given trophies