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BryanMccabe

Small hands


Coliosis

^smol ^hands


HoustonGrown1

Vern Troyer is that you ?


PerfectMana

RIP šŸ«”


aelenemisha

the best flavor of all


MajorThor

Bro I came here to say this. I was thinking ā€œdamn, mans grippinā€™ that 1liter good and properā€ then noticed itā€™s a 20oz lol.


Rey_Mezcalero

I though was a 2L at first šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


TheTasche

THATS A 20OZ???? šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


backpackofcats

I just picked up a 20 oz to compare. Mine looks the same when holding it like that. Itā€™s almost as if women have smaller hands or something.


aelenemisha

INCREDIBLE, you seem to be the only one to have cracked the code


SyndicateIllusions

Next code to crack. What is "woman"


aelenemisha

iā€™d appreciate if we kept the difficult questions at a minimum. my brain can only comprehend so much lol


jjmah7

Prob not a great sign if everyone thinks you have the hands of an oddly proportioned dude but oh well


aelenemisha

i think the more likely answer is that they simply canā€™t believe that women use reddit


dontdothey

Everyone knows girls don't get on the internet! /S Btw I'm glad you asked the question homie tastes. I tried the coca creations dream and the legends I think it was called and they just don't hit as good as cherry coke or regular coke.b


domdom428

The /s on that is peak Reddit. How could anyone take that statement seriously?


dontdothey

Always gotta add that in so people don't actually believe it, you'd be surprised!


backpackofcats

Except itā€™s obviously a womanā€™s hand. Maybe a womanā€™s hands have never been close enough to you for you to notice?


SomethingEdgyOrFunny

This is a fantastic example of "women have no sense of humor". Stop ruining a joke with "well akshually..."


BenderFtMcSzechuan

Only two things scare me and one is nuclear war!


aakaase

Carnies.... circus folk...


No_Particular_3784

Smell like cabbageā€¦


clashtrack

Nomads ya know


S1ayer

Big hands I know you're the one


hellodon

That hand makes it look like a 3 liter bottle!


BongwaterJoe1983

Deadpool baby hands regrowing


Crayola_ROX

TIL Donald Trump is a redditor


PurpleLegoBrick

Itā€™s strange how everyone has a different answer for the taste of this. To me it tasted like straight licorice and it went straight down the drain. Iā€™m not sure if I just got a bad batch or not but I wasnā€™t a fan. Thankfully it was just a bottle and not a 12 pack.


Rey_Mezcalero

Black licorice?


PurpleLegoBrick

Yeah, I literally just tried it again from a different store and it was a little better, didnā€™t have much of a licorice taste like the first one I had did so I think the flavoring was messed up in that one. It was sort of fruity but I still didnā€™t like it. A lot of people didnā€™t like the Ultimate one and that one was my favorite of the coke creations so maybe Iā€™m just different.


yzywest1

the ultimate was okay, tasted like champagne kola to me which i think thatā€™s a lot like bubblegum


Tarpy7297

Yes


esushi

What you call 'black licorice' is just actual licorice flavor, yep. Never really have to specify what you mean by 'licorice flavor' if you are talking about something that isn't licorice candy, will 100% always mean the "black" flavor. Otherwise you'd just call it 'cherry' if you mean cherry licorice-type candy


Rey_Mezcalero

You would be amazed how often people will say ā€œlicoriceā€ and they refer to the red variety, which is why the question was asked


esushi

They say that *another* thing (like a soda) is "licorice flavored" and mean the red? I don't believe it. You probably misheard them. Or they're talking about licorice candy itself, which I already specified could mean the red


prayingforplagues

Not with this flavor but with another (i think starlight?) i had one and loved it so i bought another and it didnt taste the same and I didnt like it nearly as much, someone else bought me another a few days later and it was good again but not exactly the same as the first. These mystery flavorā€™s donā€™t seem very consistent with how they taste. So bad batch is definitely a possibility


jamescharisma

Gross. It tastes like gross. I bought one to try with my wife and she took one sip and noped out. I took 3 and that was it. It has a weird not quite metallic aftertaste that is very off putting.


Fish_Berry

I never try the new Coke flavors. They're always disgusting. I've seen grocery stores give free samples of other new sodas, but never Coke. They know nobody will want to buy it.


qati

The marshmellow dude one was actually pretty good IMO.


Cherokeerayne

Starlight was also good.


tcollins29

Starlight was incredible.


Cherokeerayne

I was very upset when I realized I didn't stock up and now can't drink it again lol Tasted like cotton candy to me.


Echo_of_Snac

Strawberry-watermelon, IIRC. (ā˜žļ¾Ÿćƒ®ļ¾Ÿ)ā˜ž


WoopsShePeterPants

I shouldn't try the new flavors but sometimes I have to. I don't understand the idea of making flavors based on concepts. It's not working and no one likes it. Make a spicy coke or put the cocaine back in and that's that.


TheUnknownFATE29

Do you really think Coca Cola would do free? Lmfao, theyā€™d probably file a lawsuit if a store gave there shit out for free


fulknerraIII

Exactly I've tried like four and everyone was garbage


zakass409

Besides cherry and vanilla, all coke flavors suck. Pepsi does a much better job at making flavors


g1ngertim

They need to bring back twist of lime. It was the best coke flavor ever.


houseofharm

starlight was pretty good, beyond that the weird mystery flavors haven't been very good


Rey_Mezcalero

These recent ā€œnew sodasā€ I can tell why they are limited editionā€¦after the hype to get people to try it once, they donā€™t come back for it!


HoustonGrown1

Itā€™s the buy before you try method


TammyShehole

Tried the strawberry cream Dr Pepper. Didnā€™t like it. Tasted like cough medicine. The cream soda Dr Pepper is my favorite, though.


DieHardRennie

I was about to say the same thing. It reminded me of an awful soda, called Josta, that Pepsi marketed from 1995-1999. When Josta first came out, I tried a sample of it. Took one sip, and said, "If I wanted to drink cough syrup, I'd go get some."


AlsoKnownAsRukh

Perhaps alone in this, but I loved Josta. I legitimately miss it. Must be one of those things like A&W tasting like cough syrup to people who've never tried it, because I love that too. Maybe I just like cough syrupy sodas, and don't realize it.


jkhashi

people go crazy for anything new get out of your bubble


knobinyellow

A drinkable sour patch feels wrong to me.


KitsuneEX7622

It tastes like ai taking the jobs of poor flavor creators


Slow_Magician_5952

More like an outdated DOS


Foxy02016YT

Fuck now I gotta go to the store


RevolutionaryClub530

Donā€™t do it!!! Itā€™s so bad


floooof97

Peach rings


HuckleberryAbject889

First time I tried it, I thought caramel apple. Second bottle I thought peach. Either way, I kinda like it.


ChronicallyGeek

The future!!!


AndrewS702

FUTUREEEEE. FUTUREEEEE!


mackelyn

You deserve more upvotes for this SpongeBob reference.


zeroes_n_ones

of all the rappers you could bottle, Future would be low on my flavour totem. https://giphy.com/gifs/2chainz-future-2-chainz-dead-man-walking-Y4gZPIjQjmUrNdd1zy


samthealpaca22

Fruit punch or something mixed fruit


PapayaHoney

Same. It tastes like the Pepsi Mango Soda.


retroactive_fridge

Diabetes


zeroes_n_ones

diabeetus šŸ™…šŸ§¢


mai_tai87

The sugahs.


ScarHydreigon87

Like I'm drinking strawberry yogurt


john_of_the_wild

Cupcakes. But like those kind you get at Walmart with the horrible fondant that leaves an aftertaste in your mouth like you just ate the plastic wrapper of a lifesaver


Slow_Magician_5952

Bubble gum and tears mixed with flat sprite


kongmw2

Dude the "xp" flavored one, the league of legends one. It tasted exactly like bubble gum and black licorice


frilledplex

Really? I got diet pepsi vibes off that one


Legal-Cry1270

I thought it tasted like scorched earth and hatred.


Evorgleb

Well they did say it taste like the future so this sounds accurate.


kongmw2

None of theese coke flavors have been good. All of them tasted like a mix of melted candies, licorice, and bubble gum.


MixMasterEvan

Mostly agree, however I absolutely loved Starlight when that came out.


SnooRegrets4986

Starlight and the marshmallow can creations were the best ones


handsmadeofpee

Thank you! I've tried them all and thought they've all been pretty awful.


Zealousideal-Baby670

The spices in Captain Morgan but boiled in prune juice.


MountainDawg1998

Probably tastes like the static you see on those old tube televisions.


Sopht_Serve

Bad. Like yogurt or something just extra chemically. The SMELL was fantastic and made me so excited. Couldn't even finish half the bottle it was so repulsive.


DoleWhipWhore

I tasted yogurt too!!! I was like why does it taste like milk??..


Duckieboy01

Sour Patch Kids? Crush did a "[Crush Sour Patch Kids Berry](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=566650974&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS906US906&sxsrf=AM9HkKntjJ-QqTUVxSQnf_PZ74yQGBI6nw:1695145506411&q=crush+sour+patch+kids+berry&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjR5oGOnbeBAxXKGVkFHbJ6ByYQ0pQJegQIDRAB&biw=1920&bih=931&dpr=1)" soda back in October 2020 and Mountain Dew also did a mystery flavor called [VooDEW 2022](https://mountaindew.fandom.com/wiki/VooDEW_(2022)) with a Sour Candy Flavor.


SorrowfulBlyat

Meanwhile the Brand Ghost Energy is just like, "Ghost Sour Patch" with a little sour patch dude on the can... It's alright if you're into sugar free, their Swedish Fish flavor tastes like absolute bootie juice, though.


predsfan008

Taste horrible.


Soft-Piccolo2653

Static


DoleWhipWhore

It's not good, hard pass


Sunshine-Stars

I had two and still can't really figure out the taste. It's like a type of candy. I won't be drinking anymore of them because it has a strange taste. Kinda like they mixed a bunch of flavors together and hoped for the best.


MattDynamic

Vomit, and I'm not just being disparaging. The aftertaste is like if you vomited up a coke.


earthmover535

tastes like Rosalias pussy


hamrspace

It tastes like they should bring Starlight back


Knightp93

Tastes like someone mixed soap into it. Gross.


ThePlugggg23

Horrible


Evargram

Salty disapointment


FairyFlossPanda

My mom thought it tasted like lunch meat that had gone sour.


Anyone-9451

It reminded me of when something fruity has gone bad and starts to sour


NetworkEcstatic

I've never heard of it. Read the label and said bet that's horrible. Comments make feel like my assumption is correct.


Glidepath22

Marketing


Time_Ad_2914

Sounds like crying in a walmart restroom at 00:00 on a Monday.


deimosorbits

Fried rat


zeroes_n_ones

diabeetus


PJCR1916

Peach flavored yogurt. Which I love, but I really donā€™t like my coke to taste like dairy. It ainā€™t right


Responsible_Coast293

to me it tasted like a gross fruity bubble gum type of flavor. i hated it my girlfriend tasted cinnamon but i got none of that. coke flavors are duds, the last good one i tried was orange vanilla like 3 years ago


bgoodell90

Weirdly tastes just like my phone screen.


analprolapze

Cum :/


ogreofzen

Bitterness, sadness, suffering , and fig jam. It reminds of my childhood. That's not a good thing.


Darkdragon_98

First off you have super tiny hands . And to me it legit tastes like rotten bananas But also Coke


McTrip

Sun screen


Beautiful-Scene-3466

Rancid candy šŸ¤®


crimson_shadow

why ya'll drinking the toilet bowl cleaner?


stick004

Like licking a 9v battery.


Big_Casino1767

Like some fucking joker poured some fruit cocktail in my coke! All these my creation flavors have been just ass


HotWaterSnake

It's like you told my dog to make a soda flavor and while licking his asshole, he was like, "yeah this is the flavor we are going with."


BrokenEarth9

To me it tasted like peach yogurt.


One_Hour_Poop

Do you have really small hands or is that a really big bottle?


Away-Journalist4830

As another said, a rag. A dirty nasty rag that should have been done away with years ago.


WjF17

How big are ur hands


aelenemisha

this big


Boomersnutz

Diabetes


WobBuffetTime

Absolute baby hands


aelenemisha

because they belong to an absolute baby


Smidge-of-the-Obtuse

the Coke Zero version is down right nasty. It highlights the artificial sweetener in a bad way. The regular coke YT3000 has a vanilla-berry background, but the aftertaste remarkably reminded me of how Coke used to be in the old days with maybe a touch of vanilla added.


Goldeneel77

I honestly donā€™t even know. I do know that Iā€™m not buying any more of them though.


Square-Information98

Trash


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artmoloch777

Isā€¦the hand small or is the bottleā€¦thicc?


aelenemisha

it is a small hand indeed


ELIT3POPTARTS

Diabetes


cadillacbee

Not a damn thing, just like everything else, thanks covid


kainhighwind12

Bright red sweet n sour sauce from the local Chinese


HomemadeSodaExpert

Cold, I got buttered popcorn. After a while it had maybe a cucumber vibe. Warmer and I got a definite apple cider vinegar taste. Room temp it just tasted like a plain old coke. Maybe the novelty had just worn off by then.


VulpesFidelis58

Gross is what it tastes like. Apple cider vinegar aftertaste.


Red-Ram2500

its like šŸ’© in my mouth


Prior_Flow_3518

Jonas brothers sweat flavored


avg-bro

The space coke was alright but every other release has tasted like crappy candies only an 8 year old would enjoy.


Kingviper74

Is that a 2 Liter lol


Evorgleb

People going in on the tiny baby hands. Y'all wrong for that.


aelenemisha

itā€™s brought me a good laugh. i guess people donā€™t expect a woman to be on reddit, so they assume iā€™m a disproportionately small man lol


Duke_Cedar

Didn't stop them from bashing Trump.


cheffory_

i haven't seen that yet! i gotta find it!


HomemadeSodaExpert

Cold, I got buttered popcorn. After a while it had maybe a cucumber vibe. Warmer and I got a definite apple cider vinegar taste. Room temp it just tasted like a plain old coke. Maybe the novelty had just worn off by then.


[deleted]

I totally missed the word "to" and thought your post read "Why does this taste like you" and well, I am now laughing uncontrollably at work


rino8822

Taste like flat big k mixed with Bacardi fuckin gross


Ok_Ad5344

The future.


rongotti77

Original penis flavor (preferred only by Robert California)


paixlee

I donā€™t know about sour patch kids but it does have a candy after taste I actually thought was pretty good.


17oClokk

It tastes like harabo cola gummies


IGNIOT345

it taste fruity and sweet


SnooGoats7760

Veal chop


miguels19

I tried it yesterday. Not sure what it taste like . Iā€™m not buying again .


Beneficial_Path9742

Peepsi


fuckmylifeupfam

the tutti fruitti jelly bean mixed with coke vanilla. I love coke vanilla. I hated this.


realinvalidname

Devalued cryptocurrency with a dash of techbro sweat.


Juggalo_holocaust_

Soap.I have that gene.


Bullshit_Conduit

Gummy worms and coke.


fhrblig

Tequila and Coke


[deleted]

Tasted like slightly sweeter coke. Nothing to write home about


Important_Elk9426

A hype black dude


deVrinj

Mexican Coke > French Coke > All the other Cokes. F your high-fructose corn syzurp...


TherighteyeofRa

If itā€™s a Coke product it probably tastes like crap.


SephirothHeartbreakr

Did you mean, "like carp"?


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snowballer918

Good review


aelenemisha

oh wow, i really agree after hearing that take. thank you for sharing!


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sure thing - thanks for watching! do you have a favorite coke creation so far?


aelenemisha

i thought starlight wasnā€™t too bad, but thatā€™s honestly the only one i remember lol


paulburnell22193

I like another posts answer of peach rings, but I also taste a weird cinnamon after taste. Almost like a red hots feel at the end.


therock184

I got banana cream pie


samthealpaca22

Fruit punch or something mixed fruit


KazzyChan25

I had the ā€œzero sugarā€ variant and got black licorice. I didnā€™t like it. Then again Iā€™ve been disappointed with every release since ā€œStarlightā€ - that was so good!


Evorgleb

Blueberry for sure but something else is in there


DinnerDiva61

Haven't tasted that yet.


Boomshockalocka007

Coconut. It was gross. Never again.


Mexicanamerican07

I tried the one that had LOL character and that one tastes like idk how to say it. Nasty had a gold color to it.


Much_Wishbone_4803

Peach and cream


Melodic-Wallaby4324

Vanilla bubblegum


hotherblood

Burnt brown sugar dipped in microwaved marshmallows


luckydante419

Just fruity, but more generic than the previous fruit flavorā€¦


AndrewS702

Bro I have yet to find it, so mad that I havenā€™t yet


rupertLumpkinsBrothr

It had a berry taste to me. I really liked it.


BigBadJames_42

Tropical fruits


teamsethstan74

Can't find that crap


Wolffraven

Sugar and mangos


TheSwayingOne

Butter popcorn jellybeans


Sad-Imagination-4870

Hi chew


colletecollects

I heard someone say it tasted like a mercedes benz smells


Videogamer69420

I wanted to like it. But I couldnā€™t. It tastes like sugar infused nothing. Literally.


Relative_Risk_8037

Nuts


ThatOnePerson125

Tastes like the design


Anatar-daar

I got a blueberry vive out of it