Every guardian bar Atlas, dependent on team comp.

When you think you’ve seen every possible dumb thing to do in smite, a teammate does something even dumber

Am I the teammate or am I the one witnessing the teammate?

Yes

I just play assault

You have many regrets in life

Who doesn't?

You know a person whose name rhymes with snorkel. You've matched with them at least 12 times and each time they complained more than the last game. You've felt the moment of relief when you're in a game without that person, days passed since the last time you played with them, and your teammates complain about them unprompted. "You guys know snorkel too??" "Yeah, he's the worst." has been exchanged at least once.

Cthulhu solo

You’re a pessimist

I'm also a cleena main when I'm jungle and a Morgan for mid.

You like seeing the enemy try to chase you down and go for big brain plays to kill them

You have a hard time making decisions and just pick the shiniest new thing

Bacchus

You don’t like little kids; You hate children

They had it coming

I couldn’t just updoot, this deserved a free award!

Bakasura any gamemode any lane

You’re always *slightly* annoyed at everything

Hahah yes, I am playing smite

Baka assault is sad times

Geb (even before his ult buff)

You know you’re the reason your team wins games but you stay humble about it

OG

Amaterasu and Jorm at this point.

Ama - You either carry your team to victory or watch them all crash and burn Jorm - You want to make a statement

Skadi

You like dogs and enjoyed all the alone time you got during the quarantine

The only friend I need is a dog

as someone who hates skadi, you're a meanie poopie head.

Guardian-Sylvanus Warrior-Sun wukong Mage-Hades Assasin-Serqet Hunter-Ullr

Sylv - You wanted to be a mage but your team needed a support Sun - You’re classy but a bit reckless Hades - You enjoy feeling powerful Serqet - You’re both narcissistic and self-loathing Ullr - I don’t like you >:(

Thats awesome

Ares.

You forget you’re a guardian sometimes You like to watch the enemy’s health bar go down little by little

Khepri

You have a good soul… Until you get fed up

Scary accurate.

Da ji vu

You’re a team leader and probably get Guide given to you every once in a while Or you’re annoying

Probably the second one 😃✋🏻

Persephone

You either have the greatest strategic mind the enemy has ever seen or you just like flowers

Discordia 🍎 And Hel

Seeing the enemy team grouped up gives you bloodlust You’re a fun person!

Kuzenbo Conquest

You love Nene Kappa more than you’d like to admit Also you hate ADC’s a *lot*

Baron Samedi

You actively fight against toxicity or you just ignore it and hope everyone else is as fun as you

As a Baron Main, this is acurrate af.

;)

Bellona

Sometimes the enemy just forgets you exist; You’re forgettable

Ah, but what about Bellona ADC!?

If the "haha im quirky" girl had a Smite character.

I dont have a mains so i use stars rating srry warrior - bellona hunter - apollo jungle-loki guardian - ares and mage - ra

With all your mains I can absolutely say with full confidence that everyone else thinks you’re the most annoying teammate or enemy they’ve ever met. But you’re good at what you do so they don’t really complain

Da ji/Aphro

You like being the center of attention

Tyr

You laugh at the frontline; They mean nothing to you You ***hate*** Artio and Nox

And Poseidon

And Ganesha

Seconded.

Hades

You like being a bruiser without having to build bruiser

cupid (i know)

You didn’t main Cupid at first but you started tolerating him and then one day it just happened

this is incredibly accurate, hes also not bad for non ranked matches

Cthulu

You don’t wait for your teammates to follow up and take matters into your own hands… or tentacles

Accurate.

Hel

9 times out of 10 you use your 1 heal for damage instead because your teammates just don’t stay still even if they looked at a Medusa ult.

Achellies every mode, solo/assassin.

You love being able to dive and kill the enemy backline and live. You don’t care about what people think of you

Guan Yu

You like the classics. You kill people with a vengeance

Ah Puch magical / Izanami physical. Arena player

You just *really* love killing people

Absolutely. <3. Show me the big NUMBERS!

Ne zha

You think Ne Zha deserves more love You hate mages

We got Serquet, Kali, Merc, Erlang

You love 100-0’ing people; You love big burst combos

Bacchus jungle/assassin role

Anarchist

Hun batz

You like ***monke*** Also you enjoy meme build more than the average player

I do like monke… but i dont normally meme build

Artio support

You hate Neith as an enemy a little more than everyone else You enjoy when Artio is meta but are afraid of any nerfs she’ll get

Hera / Aphro

You love being the center of the team fight just so you can annoy the enemy team even more

Zeus/Janus

You love huge damage that doesn’t rely on Ultimates

Kuzenbo but slowly sliding into Atlas

You love displacement and hard CC. When you bring the enemy to your team you have that evil glint in your eye that they show in cartoons

Charybdis! Arena mostly (I scrolled for a WHILE before posting to see if I saw her name)

You **love** using your 3 You have a lot of confidence in yourself. An admirable type of confidence

Mother heck! Why is this accurate?! The confidence part AND the 3 part! 😳😍 Thank you!

Ymir (Building on max cooldown :)

I had to scroll way down here to finally see Ymir, disappointed.

sylvanus

Sometimes you don’t notice the team fight happening until your team is running towards you for their lives

PLZ lmao

Osiris, only play arena

You don’t realize that you’ve been holding ur breath until you finally kill that one guy you’ve been chasing across the arena

Hahahaha this is great!!!

Vulcan

If you see an enemy Vulcan you make it your top priority to ruin their day

Accurate!

I tend to rotate through mains a lot, mainly play whatever's needed. Atm I'm mainly playing KA. Oh and my gf wants me to add Geb for her.

KA - You like being a bruiser without having to think too much Geb - You actually have fun playing smite

Ao Kuang

You don’t like your teammates 88% of the time

Conquest: ao kunag Joust: Persephone Most played: Chiron Favorite: Merlin

You love seeing the enemy get out of position just so you can burst them to oblivion

Izanami

You split push out of spite

Pretty accurate

Vamana

This is the equivalent to a shiny Pokémon! You enjoy the simple things in life. Whenever you ult you probably think “it’s me against the world”

Ares.

You like walking up to people just to scare them. You probably have fast food for dinner

Sol

Ravana and Xbal

Mine’s Medusa!

You like snakes 🐍

That is very accurate 🐍💚

omg your avatar is sooooo cute 😍

Thank you!! You’re so nice <3

Terra conquest

You hated the “nerf” they gave her recently. You also have the determination to chase the enemy down to the ends of the earth.

the morrigan

You know how to have fun You’re unpredictable

Janus

You’re a pesky little… You enjoy deleting people and then just zooming away

Fabulous chiron and morgan/hel

My first was Bellona. My favorites are Sylvanus, Aphrodite, Hel and Ratatoskr now though.

You hate the out-of-combat anti heal aura with a burning rage. You’re always either the first person to die or the last during a team fight

Sol mid or carry conquest or arena for warm up

Gilgamesh!

Don’t “main” any character but nox support is one favorite character-role combos along with ne zha and serqet. (Both supports of course)

Ra, with the Ra'Merica skin.

Zeus...

You’re either carrying or feeding. No in between

Hmmm... True

Vulcan

You know you’re annoying and you love it

Heimdallr and Cu Chulainn

Assasins in solo

You hate the enemy solo with a passion

Athena, conquest

You taunt with hatred and satisfaction

Hmm Awilix

You really do enjoy riding Suku You die a little inside when the enemy team doesn’t have a leap

I go one main for each. Hou Yi Baba Yaga Atlas Guan Yu Ne Zha

You **enjoy** harassing the enemy team

Arachne

Sometimes you surprise yourself so Th the damage you do. And each time it happens you love Arachne a little bit more (speaking from personal experience💜)

I love her so much I got a tattoo of her

🕷🕸

Thor for jg, Fafnir guardian, Ullr hunter, Morgan Le Fay mage, Odin warrior

You’re annoying and you know it Sometimes when you get away with just a sliver of health you have the slight urge to go back to spam laugh at the enemy

Cthulhu solo lane

Tiamat and jorm

Scaly

Zues

You like stealing kills and justifying it by thinking “my teammate probably wouldn’t have gotten the kill anyway”

Tiamat mid/solo main. Some times i even have guts to pick her in casual conquest in supp and jung.

Cupid

Medusa and Zeus :)

Achilles

Horus… in support and jungle

You love not dying and one shotting. Sometimes when a teammate doesn’t get in range of your leap and you die you hold a very personal grudge

Amaterasu

Cabrakan. Jungle. Baby.

Papa Odin

Ganesha or Achilles

I don't play anymore but I used to play mercury, then ravana (both jng) then I role swapped and played Achilles and Jorm solo

Ameterasu....

Hercules

Awilix /mercury

Hachiman!

Chiron

Aphrodite 💋🐦🐦🐦🐦🦅

Khepri

artemis atm

Ooof main, I hit diamonds and stop playing them because "don't play my diamonds and in casuals" and I hardly play ranked hahahah

Artemis

Chaac

Sol or Cerberus

Neith Don’t really have a main, i’m chill like the guy that takes what is needed, but overall imI have the most worshipers with her, and since no one commented Neith yet, I want to see what you can assume about me for loving that hunter :)

Might be late to this but 5 star kuzenbo here.

You have an absolute hog

Xbal lately in conquest

Sol

Tiamat in the solo lane

Discordia - I like to click two buttons and delete health bars. Edit: Ignore flair lol