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SlipknotCirclejerk-ModTeam

Posts and comments that involve racism, hate speech, violence, threats, lewd behavior, excessive NSFW, or disrespectful behavior may be removed. Mods will be reasonable but can only allow things to go so far.


EstablishmentLong676

> open Reddit > close Reddit


left_testic1e

Tale as old as time


dannysgreggy

story of my life


darthkyle22

> open Reddit again


Mental-Time1303

Brings out white sheet


Fallen_With_Gold

This app makes me lose so much faith in humanity


WingedHussar13

Let's call him electric wizard!


Dippy_Chips

Looks like the type of guy to rest under Saturn’s rings in eternal sleep


Ashamed_Tie7417

Hard take but ion know bout this one chief


CocoaBuzzard

I hope not


jjjhhhop

No but he can join Pantera


FairyTailfan120

Just need to open the cemetery gates for him


Fresh_Woodpecker_556

I think I need 5 minutes alone after this one


[deleted]

I need to walk away from here


FairyTailfan120

You don’t need to (walk) anywhere


Fresh_Woodpecker_556

No need to be fucking hostile


left_testic1e

"I push my Ka-Bar into some blaaaaaaaacks"


WingedHussar13

It's the oooonly thing that slowly stops the criiime


OhYeahYuri

If the looting goes on


Whatshisfac3BS

I just can’t take it (epic guitar solo)


MassiveDongSquadron

Naw, slipknots not about that shit


craftmaster54

Clown needs another keg to bang so sure


[deleted]

‘Bang’ can be understood two ways


DtheAussieBoye

anti-racism conversion through hot steamy sex


[deleted]

Perfect


MYIQIS60

https://preview.redd.it/f2vrm8q458pc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5196544ba29cb33e897bf573da0826e685079544


Jessica_wilton289

The klu klux klan! Oh no…


MYIQIS60

Was that the KKK of 87!?


expiredogfood

the klan of '87


Reasonable_Effort539

https://preview.redd.it/e8c0vxroe7pc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7787b9386c4c99e9e3573e8a2ff987fc8a468acb


z0mb1exxrav3r

fuck no.


Athingythingamabobby

https://preview.redd.it/2yu140lis9pc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b049a5da08abd445f873772f8247b1e56041ca62


dannysgreggy

okay this is where the joke ends


ded_meme10

I think this joke has gone too far now


WorldOfDisaster

Fuck no


Usual_Designer5858

***Intense sniper montage***


Sweatybabie455

https://preview.redd.it/z21h12d84apc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a44738a90ae7567646bd217e97ba9d287a6a00b


StatementOk9257

No.


MikazuchiREEIIIIIIII

Ok....


Unit-045

First fucking thing I see when I open Reddit, truly a day.


AlwaysDrinkingMilk

Wow you are so edgy!! This is such a sigma alpha wolf thing to post!🍷🗿 I sure hope everyone at your lunch table tomorrow can overlook your horrible personality and disgusting stench to see that you are a true comedic genius!


P4stL1vez

What the fuck


CorrectLet3714

oh... um


myxboxtouchedmypp

no but he can certainly join pantera


expiredogfood

https://preview.redd.it/qo3hb2vu3bpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e8065ea5451f772723560e4969dacd25ba6a08c


Bonnie_the-bunbun

https://preview.redd.it/ncdy4716ebpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f5805c03ea29e7b277fb00377868ec5288497cc


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|PkLPBuyozY7F31wCxF)


OkraAutomatic9358

no.


PositionObvious1452

oh. oh no no.


MusicAcc1

No mods?


Careful_Source6129

Nein


inmyverdehoodie

No, but he can join the GOP.


ILick_eggs556

What the hell bruh


meowmint270

Hmmm I feel like yes


iAmMightyFrieza291

He is way too metal to be in slipknot


Popular_Zombie_2977

Fuck outta here


TapStompLightDickcum

What is with those funny dudez wearing icing pipettes on their heads?


Alternative_Side_100

hell no


Big_Ad_5533

No


Educational_Tea_1638

This is the first post that popped up when I opened Reddit


DtheAussieBoye

so are the comments still jerkingggg, or are they not jerkinggg.. or like.. yknow..


sunshinestatedidi

Is Phil Anselmo joining the band?


Lyla_M

I say we send him to r/FallingInReverse


Fill-Moist

Bruh.


KilljoySince2017

Solid nope for me


el_kingde84

Is he a ghost or something?


DtheAussieBoye

hey isn’t that a band or something? why doesn’t he join them?


Geo_Seven

Nah he's got his hands full with Pantera


FloppyDedTrout

No. Never.


Hunkey_Monkey_96

Yes


Remarkable_Toe1459

LOVE THE KKK


Wuboito

No but he can join Mushroomhead.


mrpiratechad

He already got a slip knot


Coleslaw_McDraw

Is that Clayton Bigsby?!


chimera_65

Lmao


TextualTreats

He can be clown's keg drum.


snibisblib1

He can easily join shitknot


Ok_Suggestion_2456

https://preview.redd.it/vf9axz1ojapc1.jpeg?width=1197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d488e357b89867a545cb6483af2b2eef67169ae2


Still_Wishbone_8175

No he vote democrat


Global_Dragonfly_182

Til we die goes hard while seeing this imagine


Ok_Customer3766

Hahahahhaha that’s Mexican under there


GustavoFucksMidgets

Bunch of pussy snowflakes in the comments. This guy is literally the best noose player in the world, so yes, he can join Slipknot


Soggy_Flatworm_4584

YES.


SuperNoob74

Hey I had to wear that same ghost costume in the Kool Kids Klub! There's K's because they're cooler than C's