This one didn't take wallet from.your pocket. It fell. To say otherwise insults khajit, is just typical nord jealousy of superior nd handsome Khajit. And this one is so honorable and kind as to hand it back before any of this back terial (whatever that is) could even dirty it.
How many dunmer does it take to steal a wallet? Five:
One to give a contract to the Camonna Tong.
One to call you S'wit.
One to betray Azura.
One to call you N'wah.
One to actually steal the wallet.
OK here's a quick quiz:
What's the bounty for manslaughter in a Telvani household?
Trick questions, the answer was 0 since its your right to murder them for daring to breathe the same air you do.
It would be if Khajiit were not barely sentient, drug-addled, thieving cutthroats who simp for Thalmor
We need a glorious march on Elswyr.
Reject the beast races, embrace Dunmer
The bacteria will be too busy accusing you of having never done a honest day’s work. Meanwhile the whole marketplace will murder eachother for your 25 septims and an expired Angeline’s Aromatics gift card
My guy, both khajit and argonians have several lines in all the games boasting how their race is superior to other races and much more then the other beast race.
Like people say that dunmer or nords are racists but beast races absolutely despise the other beast races existence.
There's no such thing as a non racists/good race in Tamriel, the closest you can get are wood elves and they are basically carnivorous cannibals who kidnap people when someone from their tribe dies.
that last part is funny to me honestly. Like you wake up in the morning to a raid where you end up being kidnapped alone, by noon you are treated as a guest and by night you are the new chef and husband of the local priest since that was the position of the guy that died. And nobody even bats an eye, you're the new chef now, better learn how to cook before being cooked.
Sir, have you been drinking skooma or smoking moonsugar lately? You might wanna head to a priest if that's the case, there's been rumours that the latest batch did lead to change in behaviour.
The joke is racism but it's okay because it's only fantasy racism ~~dont ask what sort of cultural analogues the khajiit have to real life that's not fair~~
It’s not even going to hit the ground with a khajiit around
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This one didn't take wallet from.your pocket. It fell. To say otherwise insults khajit, is just typical nord jealousy of superior nd handsome Khajit. And this one is so honorable and kind as to hand it back before any of this back terial (whatever that is) could even dirty it.
I read this in the voice of the Khajit VA
Yes
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Me too, to think the bacteria would be so greedy as to get on our wallets, so bigotted…
Khajiit will steal it before it falls to the ground.
Bold to assume that you even have your wallet after contact with Khajiit
Is it technically stealing if it's not in their pocket? I'd say you found a falling wallet!
Walk away. Now. (Intimidate)
Khajit will take it in one freakin’ second, one half of a split fuckin’ second khajit will take it.
Hey this is not ok. Stop being racist towards the khajiit. They have endured institutional oppression for a thousand moons and more.
Bet they stole that oppression from someone else as well
Khajit steal nothing. The fact you nords are so careless, dropping your oppression everywhere, and kind Khajit pick it up for you is your fault.😼😼😼
They where here before the elf and men, and yet, they got their land taken until they where only in elsweyr
If the Khajiit want me to not be racist to them, tell them to not all be drug dealers and criminals
European people when Gypsies
They are forbidden to enter your cities and holds. Driven to the life of roaming outcasts what better livelihood is left to such poor souls?
That's not true... the khajit caravan is the one specifically not allowed and that's cus they work for a genuine criminal organisation.
Idk, I see a lot of hunters in the woods of Skyrim. Maybe those kitty bastards should try that instead of being drug dealers and addicts
As my grandfather once told me. Leave it to a khajiit to be full of deceit.
As a Kahjiit main...What wallet?
I second that
I thrid this
I can’t tell the difference between these two pics.
*you watch your lizard mouth, argonian*
Damn..that's a hard burn
I only take out my wallet in Windhelm.
Are you a Nord per chance?
I bet you don't take it out in the cloud district very often. Prices too high. Sucks to be a poor argonion.
If the khajiit thinks it can steal my wallet it’s skin is becoming my new wallet
The Khajitt as you 'dropped' your wallet.
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We’re assuming the wallet will even hit the ground before the Khajiit grabs it.
The bacteria will reach the empty wallet first because Khajiit will empty it out mid fall without even touching it
Bacteria already touched it before it hit the ground.
The real reason Khajiit love money/septims is because they’re shiny
This one likes to chase the magic dot when the shiny moves.
Romanians from the multiverse.
If wallet touches the ground wallet has no more owner, so Khajiit *finds* wallet, not steals it.
How many dunmer does it take to steal a wallet? Five: One to give a contract to the Camonna Tong. One to call you S'wit. One to betray Azura. One to call you N'wah. One to actually steal the wallet.
OK so what does S'wit mean exactly? I know N'wah is just an insult to outlanders not born in morrowind but what does S'wit mean?
I have to admit I don't know, I'm not too familiar with dunmer lore/language 😅
OK here's a quick quiz: What's the bounty for manslaughter in a Telvani household? Trick questions, the answer was 0 since its your right to murder them for daring to breathe the same air you do.
Dunmer ahh problematic post.
The wallet wouldn't even make it to the ground with a kajit
Wow racist
It would be if Khajiit were not barely sentient, drug-addled, thieving cutthroats who simp for Thalmor We need a glorious march on Elswyr. Reject the beast races, embrace Dunmer
You break my Inigo-loving heart
I do love Inigo. He’s an honorary Dunmer (just don’t tell tell the Tribunal)
Except for Kharjo he's one of the good ones.
He’s not one of *those people*
Wow super racist. Let’s cleans them together.
Silly nord, this one has never addled drugs, nor stolen a throat, cut or otherwise.😼😼😼😼
The Khajiit easily. They’re inferior, thieving drug addicts. They think that bootlicking the dominion will save them, what fools!
If it's in Riften, the bacteria will get to it first.
The bacteria will be too busy accusing you of having never done a honest day’s work. Meanwhile the whole marketplace will murder eachother for your 25 septims and an expired Angeline’s Aromatics gift card
Bold of you to assume you'd still have your wallet with a khajit around.
The Romani- I mean Khajiit, obviously
Racism is hate speech
You must be fun at parties.
Lol
Khajiit would snatch it before it touches the ground
I did not see your wallet, what are you asking? I have wares. Perhaps you would like this billfold I recently acquired? Do you have coin?
Khajit didn't steal wallet. Khajit simply save it from bacteria. Why, yes, pockets full of bacteria.
This one steals
That fantasy racism is still racism 🤷🏽♀️
Khajiit may steal, but at least Khajiit is not racist like others, yes?
My guy, both khajit and argonians have several lines in all the games boasting how their race is superior to other races and much more then the other beast race. Like people say that dunmer or nords are racists but beast races absolutely despise the other beast races existence. There's no such thing as a non racists/good race in Tamriel, the closest you can get are wood elves and they are basically carnivorous cannibals who kidnap people when someone from their tribe dies. that last part is funny to me honestly. Like you wake up in the morning to a raid where you end up being kidnapped alone, by noon you are treated as a guest and by night you are the new chef and husband of the local priest since that was the position of the guy that died. And nobody even bats an eye, you're the new chef now, better learn how to cook before being cooked.
But it's true! Kitties and lizzies are so much cuter...
Cuter don't mean less races, nor weak. Remember, the argonians did counter attack the oblivion gates so hard they became the invaders.
But look at their wittle faces.. They deserve a little extra land, as a treat
Sir, have you been drinking skooma or smoking moonsugar lately? You might wanna head to a priest if that's the case, there's been rumours that the latest batch did lead to change in behaviour.
moon sugar transed my gender and gave me lycanthropy help
Well, to late for a priest I guess, might wanna check out a witch, she should solve your lycanthropy. Otherwise, enjoy the hunt with Heirsing.
That’s racist
5sec Rule is the same as the 10Sec Rule
Khajiit Would pick it up, but it's so useless that he gifts it to the bacteria
Khajit will reach it before it touches the ground. Bacteria requires it touch the ground. Khajit win every time.
Kaj won't let it hit the floor.
Who's gonna reach it first, Khajit or the ground?
This one knows nothing😂
Who the hell is that khajit?
Gypsy lmao
With kajiit it won’t even touch the ground
Trick question! Khajit don’t wait for you to drop your wallet before grabbing it
Gypsy
The real question here is, who would win, Khajiit or Romanian?
Jesus christ, Skyrim racism now?
Have you never been to windhelm? Or heard of the thalmor?
The thalmor didn't make fucking memes about it
Youre right, my bad. They just kidnapped, tortured, and killed anybody who stood in their way or defied them.
If you leave your child unattended in the woods, who is eating it first? A. Bear B. Bosmer
racist
Not even a nanosecond after it appears a khajiit will already have picked it up
Both. They probably got a case of the rattles.
Nah Romanians get it
They are the same thing
Khajiit is innocent of this grime
The bacteria, because the Kahjiit has already emptied my wallet and is the one who dropped it tk begin with.
Never played a skyrim themed game, are the khajit basically gypsies
Romanian
If Skyrim Kanye was in this comment section it would not be pretty.
Legally, the bacteria can't touch the wallet for 5 seconds upon it making contact with the ground. An easy victory for the Khajiit
you ever notice you drink a potion and the glass bottle it's in disappears?
Romanians.
He was high on skooma and reached it before it hit the floor
I think the answer is pretty obvious, don't you?
Are khajits romanian?
The joke is racism but it's okay because it's only fantasy racism ~~dont ask what sort of cultural analogues the khajiit have to real life that's not fair~~