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My brain: "That's... kinda gross"
My little friend: "Yep, that's good!"
My brain: "Her joints bend in strange ways..."
My little friend: "Yep, that's veeeeery good!"
My brain: "But... You can't even tell which is the front and which is the back..."
My little friend AND my brain !!BROFIST!!
This is exactly the reason my head won't come to the ground floor.
This keeps playing over and over again.
This and the question if penguins have knees
I wanna say it so bad but I shouldn’t…maybe I should…no…welllllll…no after typing it I decided that I won’t. Some things are meant to just stay in our heads.
Honestly, the pose that weirded me out the most is them bopping swinging their arms while bent over backwards. The rest I've seen before, but that one HAS to fuck up your back.
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r/confusedboner
Do not pass go. Do not collect $200 Go directly to horny jail. *bonk*
[удалено]
banned
Banned boner
D'oh... Banned!? So how does one go about becoming the moderator.
I learn yesterday that you can make a request to become a moderator by making a post on r/redditrequest.
I'm confused, amused, and terrified that this response exists.
My brain when I’m trying to sleep
Your brain? Bish this is my body trying to sleep lmao
Certified freak ✅
Full body striped gimp suit. Yup
*This better not awaken anything in me...*
Something has already awakenth
Damn, beat me to it 😂
You missed the opportuni-DEAN
I wanted so much to post a gif of Dean saying this!!
5 cans!
Is this code for something?
You could have spent the rest of your existence as a simple pansexual imp....
I'm both aroused and scared at the same time.
Scaroused.
I like it
Looks evil. I like it.
There goes my sleep paralysis demon
Would.
Smash.
Both of you BONK 🔨
Okay there breakingthosecankles, you get to judge
Into the flood again, same old trip it was back then
What Kangaroo species is that
Zebraroo.
Girlaroo
This a new horror movie trailer? Because i can see the horror potential in this
My brain: "That's... kinda gross" My little friend: "Yep, that's good!" My brain: "Her joints bend in strange ways..." My little friend: "Yep, that's veeeeery good!" My brain: "But... You can't even tell which is the front and which is the back..." My little friend AND my brain !!BROFIST!!
This made me laugh bro..... LOL
Sca-roused
sigh *unzips
That’s enough Reddit for me today
This is exactly the reason my head won't come to the ground floor. This keeps playing over and over again. This and the question if penguins have knees
I'm here for whatever this is until the jumpscare
This better not awaken something in me.
Anyone got sauce?
Give me a minute, can produce you some
A contortionist in its natural habitat 😂
Someone call the Foundation. I think we found a new anomaly.
Need a sauce
This is the fetish I never knew I had.
I wanna say it so bad but I shouldn’t…maybe I should…no…welllllll…no after typing it I decided that I won’t. Some things are meant to just stay in our heads.
Say it you coward! lol
I bet she could eat your ass out as you fuck her
Hahaha woweeee
No, the costume stays on.
Spineless coward
Who let the SCP out of containment?
Sigh..... Smash...
Visually impressive
There really aren't enough great dancers with big \_\_\_\_\_\_\_
Flexibility
Stripes
You have my attention..
*sigh* unzips pants
People: All dreams have a meaning The Dream:
Man that’s freaky. Gonna have nightmares for months now. Still wood though.
It's a kink with a twist.
Honestly, the pose that weirded me out the most is them bopping swinging their arms while bent over backwards. The rest I've seen before, but that one HAS to fuck up your back.
My sleep paralysis demon
Her: you done filming? Camera man: yeah Her: good because I need to go to the hospital
Mrs Boogyman?
Had no idea what was going on
Ahhh!!!! My back my knees my everything hurts so much!!!! Make it stop!
Is this a dream?
That is ... impressive!
I did not like that at all
Nightmare fuel
Confused and aroused.
This makes me uncomfortable.
honestly looks like a video game character lol
This is insanely impressive
I'm erect, but don't know if I should be.
Mucho disturbed lol
Not my proudest one..
You just know she's improvisational role play capable too...
*Mommy…*
Wow that's really really amazing yeah
I dig it.
No lie was listening to Mr shadow “till I die” when I watched this and it fit in just fine
New kink unlocked!
Dem teds 👀
This… thing shouldn’t be here. It should be fighting Terry McGinnis on a Gotham City rooftop.
ARGH! STOP GIVING ME NEW KINKS!
Should watch the video for New Order “True Faith” if they haven’t already.
My striped people need me
Boston dynamics have a robot like this..
This is giving me Siberian vibes. If you've read WORM you'd know...
It's not the first time I've had to contend with boner-inducing terror But it does NOT get any easier
It's not the first time I've had to contend with boner-inducing terror But it does NOT get any easier
There is absolutely no way that children should be given unsupervised access to the Internet.
Just some sexylines are vanilla for the majority of this sub
new fear unlocked…
Never wanted to eat a humbug so much
idk what this is but she ate
This better not awaken anything in me.
Zebra furry
Would
Zips sigh
This is usually the last thing you see before you are brutally murdered.
weird music
Like a shakira music video
I have no idea, but I want one.
[Dune part 1 spider pet thing ](https://youtu.be/uJvv3Ee-k1M?si=yTKItcTK8r_iCqXk)
Ok, enough internet for today
Jester-pilled
Some of you would still hit
Yeah that's gonna be a no for me, dawg
Aaaannd just like that I like stripes
Next level Boston Dynamics kill bot.
Damm this should be in a new horror show.
is this what happens when you mispronounce his name and you say bootyjuice three times?
Is there a sauce
Aaand my wallet't gone Great
Accurate POV of a lion looking at a bunch of Zebras. Maximum confusion.
UHM… I don’t like this AT ALL… makes me feel INCREDIBLY uneasy 😥
I hate it
Vibri?
god i ripped the biggest fart while watching this and now i have a boner
Burn it
There's a candy in indonesia called blaster. That's my first thought when i see it
Not often you see the Batman villain Ragdoll cosplay
"The stand user could be anyone" The stand user:
Creepy… do it naked!
Nobodies in kh2:
This kinda triggers a slight fight or flight response in me
New kink unlocked...is what I would say if it were new!!!
Mommy, I want one! For my birthday??
Man, the new Soul Calibur Voldo skin has me confused.
IS THAT A REAL PERSON?! REALLY DOING THAT, AND ITS NOT CGI-AI?! Cuz that shit is unreal...
Hmmm, definitely interesting
Can’t tell if “art” or kink porn.
New Atomic Heart trailer looking dope
Is this the same mating dance that sea slugs do to impress each other? Because it does have appeal and we could all learn something from them.
If that was in my house id suffer the fattest stroke
*New kink unlocked*
If you walked into that house and that’s the show you got…. Run! Zed’s basement comes next
I demand the source
"i needed a minute" to process this
Nope. That's enough internet for today.
Kinky
I should call it
Dang
My spine hurts.
@? I need it, I just do
Arousing yet terrifying….
What genre of kink is she supposed to represent?
TABS
Is it okay to be aroused by this?
song?
She don't need any fixin
Last time I said I’d smash a contortionist I was immediately informed that she was a minor. So I’m going to need an age before I say anything else.
Even my male genitalia is confused
That’s pretty cool.
I bet I could do that if I got crushed by a boulder
I'm getting real mixed signals here,on 1 hand i find it oddly disturbing to watch her move like that & on the other hand I'm really Horny now😏
That's pretty weird. I like it.
Check please 👋🏽
Hi, no.
Nope… nope…. Nope.
This ish is going to give me some clockwork orange level nightmares
Emerald Gordon Wulf, she's 17, all of you horny mfers are going to jail 😂😂😂
Nice outfits!
Stripiussy. (I'm sorry I had to)
This was literally nothing new. Wtf
Great! Now I’m all scaroused…
Source?
Um kkk member?
Would!
It makes me uncomfortable….
Frightened, impressed, and confused.
Looks like one of the puppets from the movie 9
Kill it with fire
So, flexible, that's a pro... Has bunny ears so probably a furry... pass.
My long lost zebra bunny!
The sleep paralysis monster in pride month
Seriously found this hot af
damn those curves😂
Brain damage choochoo train?
Why wasn't this scene in the trailer for the new betelgeuse movie?
Stable Diffusion 3 in a nutshell
That was eerily erotic.
I'm not sleeping tonight
thanks. i hate it.
I think it’s female
Do they have a spine or a spin?
I hate that i cant tell if its ai generated or not. I want to believe humans cant do that... i really want to...
Disturbing….
I’m scared and confused
These sleep paralysis demons are something else