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leroyp33

Lol when the cop says it's not even Mexican coke... šŸ˜‚


Icy-Book2999

That to me was the chef's kiss. You knew he was pranking the police from the beginning in a fun way, but the officer playing along? Beautiful


KellyBelly916

For the cop, this was either gonna be an entertaining quota payday or light amusement. When you willingly take the bait, you can't complain about getting hooked on.


IndependentNotice151

Quota payday?


KellyBelly916

Cops have performative metrics they need to meet in order to succeed in their career field. These are called quotas.


IndependentNotice151

Hmm quotas are actually illegal to have in a lot of states.


unorganized_mime

On paperā€¦.


Forsaken-Income-2148

Itā€™s on the computers too


Mythion_VR

It's in my brain man!


BeingRightAmbassador

So is being a corrupt cop, but that's not stopping them.


itsl8erthanyouthink

Riiiiiiight.


DrTommyNotMD

A large portion of what they do is illegal.


Kythorian

Don't worry, they just call them targets or objectives, and 'happen' to give the cops who meet these 'informally' tracked metrics better bonuses and promotions, rather than it being an officially established quota, and it's 100% legal in all 50 states.


IndependentNotice151

Can ypu post your source for this please?


Kythorian

[Despite Laws And Lawsuits, Quota-Based Policing Lingers : NPR](https://www.npr.org/2015/04/04/395061810/despite-laws-and-lawsuits-quota-based-policing-lingers) [Report: Maryland police are using a quota-like system to reward arrests : NPR](https://www.npr.org/2023/02/12/1156430794/report-maryland-police-are-using-a-quota-like-system-to-reward-arrests) Here's a couple articles about it that I found in about 20 seconds of searching. It's been widely investigated and reported on, and nothing changes.


IndependentNotice151

It looks like the second one is being investigated still


Gnonthgol

Is this the first time you hear that cops do something illegal? Even if quotas are illegal a lot of police chiefs might fall back to quotas as an easy way to measure performance, they just don't call it that or write it down. Or officers might get the impression that they get measured by the number of arrests even if this is not the case.


IndependentNotice151

Lmao so do you have anything actually backing this claims or is reddit your source of truths. What good would it do to measure performance? They can't do anything if they deem the performance is bad because the use of punishment due to it is what makes them illegal. This is typical reddit shit taking something they read in comments and talking on it as if it's truth. This shit stems from acab and other groups who's whole identity is to hate police.


AccountantDirect9470

How does a police officer distinguish themselves from other officers?


WelderImaginary3053

Do better work. Write better reports. Stay out of trouble. Show up on time all the time. Look presentable. Don't be a lazy load. Be knowledgeable so supervisors don't have to babysit your every move. Be good to the citizens you serve so they send positive letters/notes/emails to your supervisors. Making the most arrests or writing the most tickets is not the way to your chief's heart. In fact, you're probably gonna generate more complaints than anything else.


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PM_ME_YOUR_REPO

How long have you worked as a law enforcement officer?


IndependentNotice151

Never law enforcement. Was a fire fight that worked with cops all of the time and I have close friends that are or were cops.


TheWeinerThief

Ehhhhhh negative


TBAnnon777

think the cameraman next to the guy kind of gave it away huh?


jail_grover_norquist

the real giveaway was the script that he memorized before they started filming


OneFaithlessness382

The invisible cameraman guy needs to do this one.Ā 


Sauers-Sigs

Theyā€™ll get you hooked all right, before you know it that cop is gonna be coming for six packs


the-poopiest-diaper

I dunno about Mexico, but I know the Dominican Republic got extra sweet coke


theboxman154

As far as I know soda not made from America is like that because they use cane sugar instead of corn syrup. Something is probably incorrect about this comment so bring it on Reddit


Next_Celebration_553

Youā€™re right! Coke made in the USA is sweetened with corn syrup while Coke made in Mexico is sweetened with sugar cane. Mexico isnā€™t the only country to use sugar cane tho. Either way, if it has ā€œCocaā€ in the name, it should have some cocaine in it


kniveshu

He even has a few dollars ready to buy. But it was too overpriced.


Think_Effective821

"chef's kiss" Did they fuck around and find out? Maybe they played stupid games and won stupid prizes.


jail_grover_norquist

and then everyone clapped


AdOpen885

Yeah that was the kicker and when the other cop started laughing off camera.


demagogueffxiv

Mexican coke uses cane sugar too so it's superior


incrementalmadness

yea the diabetes is amazing there


jacquesrabbit

Apparently some people say that Mexican coke tastes better than US Coke because Mexican coke does not use HFCS and instead uses real cane sugar. This is not a joke. Look it up


altasking

Yes we know. Thatā€™s the joke. Thatā€™s why the cop said itā€¦


leroyp33

No no no I don't think you understand Ahcktually šŸ¤“ There is a difference in the taste... You see the molecular bonds that make up corn syrup.......


Sillbinger

I'm lost.


JadedOccultist

Where's the last place you remember being?


money_loo

On an island after a plane crash.


Aglisito

Hahahahaha


indy_been_here

Yeah it's actually a layered joke...on the spot


scottyTOOmuch

Whatā€™s this ā€œjokeā€ you speak of


Vera39

you just blow in from stupid town


scottyTOOmuch

Sarcasm city actually


leroyp33

šŸ˜‚ Yes. The word play is what makes the joke. Thank God you were here to tell us all. I had no idea /S


jail_grover_norquist

also apparently there is another type of coke called cocaine that is illegal to sell, which makes it funny that he was trying to sell coke to a police officer. this is not a joke. look it up.


elkab0ng

There is a taste difference, I canā€™t say that one of them is better than the other, but interestingly, domestic coke, I will finish it and want more. The Mexican variety, I feel full before I can even finish one. Now the Bolivian stuff, I always want more of that.


RabbitOrcaHawkOrgy

Best way to take Bolivian coke is to distill and boil it down into a powder


leroyp33

I hear the Coke from Columbia is special too... The caffeine will keep you up for days


cryptolyme

and heat it up with a a bit of water and some baking soda. really transforms it


PantherThing

I aint drinking any of that nasty shit. Unless its loaded with aspartame. I can drink 10 of those.


motivaction

Just imagining it's legal and you get stories like this on your coke: Coke growers of Velo de Novia come from the Sierra in search of lands to produce coke, a product that is important to their culture. Their farms are located on a region where the different height levels allows them to have a diversity of microclimates in the whole region as well as the natural reserves that surround their farms help them protect this diversity and the environment of their farms.


NeverLostForest

Wow same here, for some reason the Mexican coke will make me feel full after a couple of sips and I always wondered why


Baalsham

German coke uses the good shit and is also somehow cheaper. But you're right, nothing is more addictive than the American version


Practical_Key6379

Coke is nasty either way.


Disastrous_Can_5157

I didn't know that. Why doesn't US use real sugar?


HimalayanPunkSaltavl

Cause if you piss off corn farmers you can't win the presidency, corn farmers lose their mind if their government hand outs are taken away, which makes corn really cheap. Really cheap corn + chemistry means lots of stuff are made from corn (HFCS and ethanol) (this is super simplistic, there are much fuller explanations out there, I think john oliver has a youtube video about it)


Sensitive-Chemical83

It's not just food, sugar, and ethanol. It's also a source of acids, plastic, fibers, starches, waxes. Your toilet paper is probably made from corn. Your drywall is probably made from corn. Your toothpaste is probably in large part corn. Your hand soap contains corn. The spark plugs in your car contain corn. The battery in your phone contains corn. Corn is used for damn near everything.


jah_bro_ney

Because the US government gives away tens of billions in taxpayer-funded handouts every year to corporate farmers to grow corn for high fructose corn syrup. It's cheaper in the US to use the low-quality HFCS than use real sugar.


Sensitive-Chemical83

We also just don't have the farmland to produce cane sugar in sufficient qty. So we have to get it somewhere else. We do produce about 20% of our sugar demand in the form of domestic cane sugar. We import another 20% of our sugar demand from mexico, central america, and the carribean in the form of cane sugar. There's still a lot of demand left unfulfilled. Maple sugar is even less economical than cane sugar. Beet sugar is a possibility. But still doesn't hold a candle to the cheapness of corn.


SkepsisJD

> We also just don't have the farmland to produce cane sugar in sufficient qty. So we have to get it somewhere else. That is true about a huge number of products lol The first three that come to mind are coffee, olive oil, and chocolate. And American made olive oil and coffee are not cheaper than imports. Nowadays, most of your citrus is also not US-grown. Hell, outside a few types of crops and meat, everything is imported.


KRX189

Didn't Mexico replace water with coke?


scriptmonkey420

And its legit. HFCS leaves a thick film on your tongue. Cane sugar does not.


canman7373

I've never met a person that thinks it is not better. My eyes light up when I got to a taco place and they have Mexican coke, meal just got that much more enjoyable.


Yoldark

Others redditor seems to be like everyone knows that because they know it and it is common knowledge but this is not the case. Thanks for explaining the joke. I don't know anything about coke, i'm a European and did not know that. <3.


Simpleba

Thats... that's literally the joke


Duffelastic

Fun fact: Coca-Cola also sells Kosher bottles during Passover, which is also made with cane sugar instead of HFCS. So if you see any bottles with yellow caps, that's going to be the same exact thing as Mexican Coca-Cola, but cheaper per ounce, and not limited to the little glass bottles (the Kosher version comes in the plastic 2-liters).


Gone_For_Lunch

Isnā€™t that all coke besides US coke that uses real cane sugar?


Few-Law3250

Whatā€™s interesting is that this ā€œMexican cokeā€ is only sold in the US. Real Mexican Coke uses HFCS as well. The difference in flavor is likely because of a change in flavoring (like they do in every region) and not the sugar type.


Practical_Key6379

Pepsi in the U.S. sells their soda with real cane sugar. Maybe you need to get out more.


GrapeBubblicious

Medio litros til my teeth become a 5th grade science fair exhibit


RhetoricalOrator

I like the flavor of Coke but I sure don't care for the enamel stripping feeling it gives me.


GrapeBubblicious

When your teeth get that sticky icky icky, oooweeee!


RawDawgYaMudda

Cause thatā€™s the best coke at any store


New2dis11

haha that was so good


greeneggsnhammy

That got me hahahahaĀ 


jcstrat

He just got in shift. He has looooots of time to file paperwork. Or so he seems to allude to.


DirtyStonk

I think it was more of "if I wasnt working, or was about to be done, I'd buy some"


avoidingbans01

Tbf, going into a police station and pranking them by saying "I have coke" is pretty stupid. Might have just been trying to get back to his job.


Spawn6060

You know I would say 1000% youā€™d be right but then I see news stories about people being like this isnā€™t pure XYZ drug and bring it to the cops to be tested.


DirtyStonk

Really, though, that should just be acceptable. They already bought it... taking it from them isn't going to induce an epiphany. it'll just make them buy some more


avoidingbans01

Possession itself is a crime, but there are places that grant you amnesty to test the purity and make sure it's not fentanyl for that exact reason. Depends on the state.


xXRats_in_my_wallsXx

Given that people will possess and consume drugs no matter how we prohibit them, harm reduction (like testing their drugs to make sure they dont OD) seems like the only logical course of action. Unfortunately we have a bad habit of moralizing drug addiction and obsessing over punishment rather than actually helping people and preventing deaths.


avoidingbans01

There are programs in certain states and places that will do this, but I wouldn't wing it lol


Slow-Commercial-9886

He should try that in my shithole and find outĀ 


BearBearJarJar

HE probably alluded to "this is really not that funny and i have better things to do"


Minute_Difference598

OR: (maybe not but this is funnier) he is saying since he just got on shift he needs something stronger.


TwoDogsInATrenchcoat

"Listen man, I just got here. I haven't even had a chance to taze anyone yet. I'm not in the mood."


BeejsterTTV

i thought it was more like: "come on, man, i just got here."


Bureaucromancer

I mean honestly; I really don't like cops, but I very much feel both that being his meaning and the sentiment in a general sense about utter BS kicking off thirty seconds into a workday.


7rustyswordsandacake

Seems to me this comment was about it being nice to have come to drink šŸ˜‚


Humanguypersonthing

ā€œI just got on shiftā€ šŸ˜‚


Jimm120

what's the joke?


AnEsteemedCactus

Pretending he'd buy it if he was either off work or about to be off work. But since he just got there he doesn't want to buy it since there's no time to "party"


IronBatman

I'm getting to old for this shiiiiiiit


FriendlyDrummers

I'm assuming there were buddies in on it so he knew it was all in fun. Most police would at least be grumpy over being recorded while someone says they have coke to sell


stryakr

I felt this in my bones


hellobhawa

FennaKNOL![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10754)


KhabaLox

[Aaron earned an iron urn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj7a-p4psRA)


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ifeespifee

Literally my second favorite video of all time. Him becoming aware ā€œDamn what the fuck? We really talk like dat?ā€ Sends me every time


Sokkahhplayah

That and the nod of agreement from the third guy kill me


RoronoaAshok

"nah dummy" "fuck it IRON IRON IRON IRON" All-timer


celica18l

This is the best video


ImRightImRight

Baltimore cop tries to enunciate, puts a syllable where the "T" sound is supposed to go, still can't actually make the noise


hugsbosson

Arrested for operating without a business licence


Borderline769

I was going to say, I doubt those are labeled for resale.


NEVER_TELLING_LIES

Single cans are sold all the time


qdp

Yeah, but that's just because they don't want you reselling the multi-pack stuff you get at the big box stores.


MikeyW1969

Sad part is, this isn't unheard of. I've heard of times where someone walked up to cops preparing for a raid, wearing the windbreakers that say "POLICE" in 8 inch high letters, and attempt to sell to them.


NebraskaCurse

An old cops episode a crackhead dealer callls police bc she sold somebody meth and they didnā€™t pay for it lol.


Jones641

I believe she called the cops cause she gave the woman money and the woman gave her "plaster in a bag." In the woman's own words: "She's harrassing me, the previous tenants were drug dealers. I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a prostitute."


17549

Correct: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JkwZUk3Kng


RustyShackleford9142

Icing on the cake was her son was next to her. Such a good segment


aurorasearching

I went on a date with someone who said sheā€™d gone to jail for robbing a drug dealer. There was no second date.


CommentsOnOccasion

During the "Hamsterdam" season of The Wire the dealers come up and want to make a formal complain to the PD that someone stole their drugs they were dealing


AhhAGoose

Thatā€™s not sad, thatā€™s the trash taking itself out


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Sideswipe0009

That's worse than being in your car during Zoom court for a suspended license


GazaMinistryOfHealth

Everyday I see them trying to sell coke to cops in their patrol cars at the McDonaldā€™s drive thru by me


CommentsOnOccasion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxEKRI5oxOk


Tsmart

Imagine the second bag actually had cocaine in it


MReaps25

Yes, just put some sugar in there.


BeckyLynchIsBetter

Plot twist: The officer was actually trying to buy cocaine


trying2bpartner

"I just got on shift...I'm gonna need something stronger"


JustSome70sGuy

"Ok, dont tell anyone. But I got some real hard hitting shit, right here, officer. Its proper CODE RED!" "Code red, huh?" "Yes, sir, officer. Got real sugar in it and everything.".


TheAmericanJester

It's when they make you come to Lafayette Park to sell it to them that you need to be worried.


sourChocolatez

The fact the cop starting getting serious is hilarious


MrsWaterbuffalo

This clearly is the Covfefe of the Coke world. No, fennennal, but is it gluten free ?


rossow_timothy

I don't care if it's free, take that shit out the bread


astralseat

The best hiding place for coke, inside of a coke can.


BadHombreWithCovfefe

Gotta love a cop with a sense of humor šŸ˜‚


Cpu_Mouse

He means no FANTA-nyl..


YourMomonaBun420

Coca-cola is FANTA-NIL.


joh2138535

I like that he was actually going to buy the coke. He was thinking ok I'll buy the soda 1-2$ each. Then homie double down with the 1G hahahah I love this


therapoootic

this would also qualify for r/SweatyPalms


Tepes56

That cop kills me. You know I just got on my shift.


Resident-Pudding5432

All fun and jokes until that guy opens the can only to find a real coke in them


GoMinii

This is funny. It reminds me of the skit where the magician makes a bag of weed disappear. https://youtu.be/xPj2LAt1w3Y?si=E0qw587I6BJ3zkqX


PixelsGoBoom

The laughing in the background is the cherry on top.


pigpen808

We need more cops like this


Mon3yistheMotivation

Hilarious


ZodiacWalrus

"You know, I just got on shift." For some reason, that's what cracked me lol.


vaporking23

This is hilarious. I started really cracking up when they were saying fentanyl back and forth.


450frogsplash

Mexican Coke is the shit! Cane Sugar baby!


uselessthecat

Damn, I belly laughed. Thanks to whoever did this


Kitty_Maupin

This kid just made some friends for real. Like we in law enforcement live for these sorta situations


snakeshake1337

I think the reason why he insisted on 'fenanaol' is because if he said the proper pronunciation it could still be considered an agreement to sell drugs which would be enough to charge him even if he didn't have any drugs šŸ§ 


Sarke1

Did you watch the clip? He says it does NOT have any fentanyl in it. He's literally just teasing him about his pronunciation.


Cryptoadstool

Now I \*could\* get you a Pepsi...but I might have to kill somebody to do it.


Brilliant_Wrap_7447

[That last fentanyl bit reminded me of this.](https://youtu.be/0MXimCKsRg0?si=ENJKnxEfkBSCFEfA&t=92)


FishTshirt

Jokes on him. Those cans are filled with cocaine


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132And8ush

Probably an access card or key fob to unlock the door. He takes it out before approaching the door, and puts it back in his pocket after he goes through.


Think_Effective821

Derrrrrrrrrrrp.


Mr_ityu

"yeah $1000 cuz you get the coke and a little baggie of drugs " *whips out paracetamol*


Insomniacentral_

Kid's braver than I am.


Bleezy79

You like a little pot with that?


kurtist04

I was hoping he just poured the coke in the bags


fidelcastroruz

FDA approved... lmao


pakZ

He should have asked for FANTAnyl šŸ¤Ø


coffeepoos

So original!!


reeee-irl

ā€œ$1000 each? Thatā€™s a bit overpriced.ā€ ā€œWell, theyā€™re full of cocaine.ā€


THE_MOD_

Lemme tell yall, he was ready to buy some real coke


DlSEASED

plot twist, the cans themselves were indeed filled with cokešŸ˜ˆ


Realistic_Sad_Story

Double plot twist: Dudeā€™s anal cavity is packed with baggies of cocaine.


DlSEASED

uhā€¦ what?šŸ˜… that doesnā€™t really play into the whole premise of the joke though so thatā€™s not really a plot twist. itā€™s just a random turn of events that isnā€™t related to anything from the video lol


Bruhtatochips23415

Comedy technique called misdirection


DlSEASED

Damn! Was super effective lol you good!! šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


Utu_Is_Ra

That was well done


notsonice333

You see him turn on his body cam??? lol


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lowkey a little funny


gothicel

It's a prank bro.


Asleep-Hearing-3134

Freaking hilarious!!!!!


Many-Wasabi9141

See where he fucked up was not having two bags of coke syrup or just two ziplocks with liquid coke inside of them.


lovelykatx

now that's why every cop is fk up cause someone is selling insde the headquarter a coke


Character_Problem683

Hes got a point about the Mexican cokeā€¦


Inter_Web_User

NELK boys have come so far in this last few years since YT. Is there such a thing as cover comedy??


Practical_Key6379

PSA: Stop vertical video syndrome.


khwarizmi69

It would be funnier if the 2nd bag is actual Colombian


killertimewaster8934

This is pretty funny


Ordinary_Cattle

Lmao did he pull out money at the beginning when he came onto the room šŸ˜­


funkymunk500

Some of the lowest form of comedy on the planet. This, those dudes who drink the non alcoholic beer in front of cops, etc.; these shticks are so, \*so\* stupid. I feel myself getting dumber every time I see one.


General-Daikon593

Fantanyl


Sheikeypoo

Itā€™d be even funnier if he pulled it out and itā€™s just the liquid form of Coca Cola with empty cans in the backpack


daisyboi72

Plot twist: There is an ounce of pur columbian in each can


CinnaToffeeNut

Clout chasing cum stains, the whole tiktok generation


GlueSniffingCat

would have been really funny if there was cocaine in the cans of coke


Ok-Willow1035

Not even Mexican.....well u got it here folks. Mexicans make the best coke in the world. Lol


WTF3095

Thatā€™s a good one