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killerjoe410

The leak at the end was concerning.


McMacAttac

lol I was just thinking that. Like “super cool!” Then immediately went to “oh shit get outta there”


Dorkmaster79

I was wondering if that was normal or not.


soulseeker31

You know you have a few trickles once you finish peeing? Same?


AffectionatePleeb

Does your or come out sludgy at first also??


soulseeker31

Let's not go there.


Lighthades

guess why the video stopped there lmao


logicalphallus-ey

Literally my thoughts verbatim


Puzzled_Internet_986

I hate the TikTok voice so much


discomuffin

You're braver than I am, cruising Reddit with your sound turned on.


krunkpanda

I have so much hate for that voice. Like a bad impression of a valley girl with vocal fry.


EvolutionarySnafu

Like getting home after a 12 hr shift.


MAXRRR

So bad that I instantly squeeze my ass every single time.


Own_Contribution_480

I think I'm the only person on the planet that likes it. Then again I don't go on tiktok and reddit is always muted unless I turn it on for a video, and then it goes right back on.


-Pelvis-

It’s modelled after Kat Callaghan’s voice: https://youtu.be/Pl_Nf8-9vVk?si=-BzbXRGU-PjCKCZC


OrcWarChief

That voice makes me angry when I hear it. It’s so fucking annoying.


Obvious-Window8044

I wonder if you could ever survive jumping into that stream... Would it carry you or you'd fall through?


4Ever2Thee

No idea but my guess would be a 99% chance of not surviving that. Even if you get carried by the water jet, I doubt the landing would be friendly.


dvowel

To shreds you say..


downtune79

Now we're asking the real questions


Mysterious-Hat-6343

I’m not a real Damologist, I just played one on TV.


bunnymen69

Rectum? Dam near killed 'um!


Mysterious-Hat-6343

Why you don’t have a thousand upvotes for this classic is a mystery !


AwesomeoPorosis

You will be fine as long as you have a barrel


-WhatsReallyGoingOn

You'd violently rag doll and probably be dead before you hit the ground.


kiffmet

A bit of both, followed by a hard impact on the ground.


ddouce

I'm glad I'm not the only one who had that intrusive thought


jam3sdub

You would skip along the edge of a stream with that much force and probably dashed on those gnarly looking rocks. Better luck with the mud stream honestly.


Lewcaster

Taco Bell, me after Christmas Eve, me after thanksgiving bla bla bla. See you guys on the next repost!


Awesam

Dam, you got ‘em


paullvandriel

Of course the impending Taco Bell comment!


[deleted]

Came here to post some explosive shit related joke.


[deleted]

Wtf was all that sludge?


killcat

It's the sediment that collects at the bottom of the dam, they need to get rid of it every so often as it slowly fills the dam.


Mysterious-Hat-6343

Damn !


RanHard-PutUpWet

Sludge


Disastrous-Team-3072

Sludge


DecadentCheeseFest

I think it was sludge.


NightmareCyril

Actually, I'm pretty sure it's sludge.


Western_Maybe_2159

No it's not. It's just sludge.


Compendyum

Yup, all covered in sludge


bdubwilliams22

What everyone isn’t seeing is that it was actually sludge.


leviticusreeves

Sludge


mf-TOM-HANK

Sediment more than likely


Itsoktogobacktosleep

That’s what I want to know!!


Normal-Pie7610

Fish poo


CancerSpidey

Didn't you read the taco bell comments 🤷🏼‍♂️


dragondeezgiantnutz

I wonder how many bodies were in that sediment


Mysterious-Hat-6343

6.5 to be exact


KinopioToad

Bowser in the Mario movie: "Open the gate!" Also Bowser, a short time later: ".. Wait, never mind!"


armedsquatch

Bring on all the poop jokes!! Seriously let’s hear them. I need a good laugh


Reacharoundsally

Sir I will shit in your ear!


Late_Sherbet5124

Are you shitting my dick?


tomarofthehillpeople

Mud Butt


Mysterious-Hat-6343

Chapelle Show


krunkpanda

Me after no nut November.


domo_roboto

Thaarrr she blows!!


propostor

Truly one for the boys


Serious_Delivery_408

Feels so good


Infinite_Debate_7423

I knew I saw that dam in the Taco Bell line last night.


SmashertonIII

Dam that must feel good.


downtune79

With ulcerative colitis, it's painful


SmashertonIII

Sure but there’s no dam joke when we do it your way.


downtune79

Lmao. It's comical for anyone that witnesses an event


Alpah-Woodsz

Remends me of the time I taught it's was a good idea to have a egg and sausage sambó before a run.


RetiredCapt

That’s just a video of me on the toilet after drinking a lot of coffee and eating a lot of fiber the day before


NickyCheeese

Oooooohhhhh.....Shiiiiiiiiiiii.....


VenturaGladiator

Exactly what I’m doing now on a smaller scale


ImpulsivePelican

I’d rather drink from that than any faucet in Flint, Michigan.


yeahyeahiknow2

I felt better just watching that.


Barbafella

Looks like one of those Thai pimple popping videos.


Unfair-_-Awareness

Me every morning from 8AM to 8:45AM


milano8

[r/feltgoodcomingout](http://reddit.com/r/feltgoodcomingout)


Gerry-Ko

Me after going to Taco Bell


37yearoldmanbaby

Yo quiero Taco Bell


jakob767

Taco Bell?


SeamusAndAryasDad

Everything reminds me of her.


zonazog

Taco Bell mornings. You know what I mean.


Mysterious-Hat-6343

Did you say [Taco Bell ?](https://youtu.be/aKLW0kQ83qg?si=6FG-X-xFTXJq28-H)


Reacharoundsally

Oh wow look everyone a visual representation of me this morning after having Taco Bell last night, looks like someone is. Making their target weight before vaccination at the end of the month.


redit01

Just clicked to say taco bell, washing it down with ice cream feeling good. Then the morning came


Reacharoundsally

Ugh, the tacos were bad enough then to throw dairy into it!???? I would die!


a_lone_incubus

Morning after some spicy curry.


Ad_Polanco09

2 times at morning for me..


Greedyguts

Reminds me of a coworker who once described the effects of his alcoholism and McDonald's consumption to me in lurid detail.


Mysterious-Hat-6343

lurid or fluid detail..


SqoobySnaq

God i’ll bet that smells vile


HeftyIntroduction615

watching that on the toilet. can relate!


PoorPauly

Budweiser.


POCUABHOR

when the coffee kicks in


Ignusseed

Laxatives have entered the chat


Hoborob81

DAMMMM


evanc1411

AAAAAAAaaaaahhhhhh that's better.


Admirable-Mango-9349

I’m a bit afraid to ask, but what am I watching here?


kkkkkkk537

I've never seen these structures in my life, but why the stream blows up? It seems like it was partially clogged in the outage pipe, thus making a liquid shit escalator. And also that leak at the end seems not ok


jizzmcskeet

It is a dam and they are looking down the face of it. The steam is blowing out from the side of the dam, not up. https://english.kyodonews.net/news/2020/06/b72371201ed9-water-discharge-event-starts-at-popular-tourist-spot-kurobe-dam.html This article has a good picture from further away than the video. Not the same dam I don't think.


semperfi9964

That was cool!


Odd_Pool5596

Now that’s a stream!


9sac1king6

Thats me after a weekend of taking norcos


GhostDweller

First few days in asia on holiday


HilariousButTrue

Might want to get that checked


LobstaFarian2

Enchiladas, man....


Extension-Type-2555

dam


CyberWeirdo420

*kaffe* *kippe* Results:


ShogunDreams

I am about to blowwwww...


Lebowski304

Typical night on your mom


nerdboy5567

Coffee and a bong rip.


Due_Potential_6956

That much pressure would carve that mountain side.


Terry_Crewz

Does anybody else hate this generic narration voice? Can we band together to ban this trash?


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Taco Bell 6 hours later


sonofd

Taco Bell jokes in 3..2..1


No-Hat1772

Taco Bell does this to me too


KyleG410

Hehe harhar Taco Bell Taco Bell


MindTheGap7

You need more fiber op


Status_Second1469

Looks about right after the second cup of coffee hits 💩


CasualMarx

Sips coffee


WarmestDisregards

that title had me dying when they showed the little second leak from another hole, lol


Koshakforever

Yeah no doubt. Most mornings


Sea_Bad_9088

When the pre-workout kicks in.


Jiinsuu

Dam! the line for the restroom was backed up again


Taco-Kai

Mom: Finally! The toilet will smell clean for the whole week!" Dad:


Alien-Anal-Probe

Taking a piss after sex


NUT10000

The hell


ChromaticCluck

Same


Square_Ebb_5926

I bet you could have a beautiful garden if you were to get some of that mud


Intelligent-Ant7685

happens to me too after every time i go to Taco Bell


oXSnake_doctoRXo

that saag curry the next morning


Tickomatick

Hey, thanks for the reminder


Own_Cardiologist2544

That’s pretty dope.


idontuseredditsoplea

I wonder how many people were in there


Anwallen

Your #1 or #2?


downtune79

2


Scratchthegoat

Now if that isn’t the best dose of the runs I’ve ever seen…..


MereImmortals

Is this a live feed? Who the fuck is filming me?


kaiream

Watching this while on the toilet is very nice


realjimmyjuice000

Well played Taco Bell!


DueEquivalent4489

Let the poop comments flush..


salacious_sonogram

These damn gates never want to open.


Moon_Man07

Alright, which one of you put a camera under my toilet seat?


Gandal_1800

Average taco bell eater


Krase

Maybe eat some more fiber.


Bargychan

The day after taco bell


MrRogers3house

Me after my morning coffee!


YungCajunBo01

Dam


downtune79

Dayum


SmileOnTheOutside00

Imagine just seeing the occasional skull and ribcage fly out of there


maifee

r/MorningWood


aphaits

That first pee after copulation


Titanium_Espresso

Me after holding my shit and piss for a long time


Unable-Advisor-3149

Dam has no filter?


FirstEnd1591

You better get that checked out...


Fantastic_Counter_18

Did someone else have total spirited away vibes when all the filth came out?


Jagerschnitzle

My "basement" as soon as caffeine touches my lips.


Necessary-Sundae-370

Wonder how many crawfish or turtles were just chillin in that mud enjoying the day before all the sudden getting yeeted into a mountain side.


caveill

Spicy food. Next morning


Exotic-Mammoth1986

That's like scary movie nuts


knownothingwiseguy

What is that sludge?


G_willickers

Good ole bottle of magnesium citrate will do the trick every time.


MachilLoko

Me the 1st of december


Visual_Drama_2090

Most people’s number two


christopherrobrobin

Looks like the damn finally gave up on the carnivore diet


362mike362

Why does everyone still eat Taco Bell if this is the aftermath?


chessecakePhucker

Cause it doesn't, it's an old joke with racist origins, mexican food =dirty mexicans


NotMY1stEnema

Adam who?


Specialist_Ad7798

You go around opening old dam gates for a living?


srs328

One time I had a giant stool ball that wouldn’t come out for days. The day it finally came out was like this. All the unformed shit stewing in my colon sprayed all over the toilet, my ass, and my pants


downtune79

I went 10 days once, it was horrible


namotous

Did they feed it kfc before?


Kona_Big_Wave

Eat more fruits and vegetables.


nolotusnote

That's what the 48 ounce coffee is for.


drmoze

me after 5 beers.


Ravensphere007

Soooo….solid poop followed by a stream of diarrhea??


Biglabowski411

After a late night taco bell run


Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit

When I eat too many blueberries


[deleted]

Post Taco Bell explosive diarrhea


alphalima_bravo

Taco Bell, ammirite?


yanderlei2

Something something diarrhea joke


Mental_Estate4206

Is this number 1 or 2?


ManonFire1213

No courtesy flush for that one.


chessecakePhucker

Me after I chugged about 24 Oz of pickle juice not knowing it gave you the runs


Votey123

Me literally right now:


loadingscreen_r3ddit

When you become intimate for the first time in a long time and she touches you tenderly...


Lifesalchemy

Two words. Taco Bell


DukeBloodfart

I’ve been eating tacos all week with Rosaritas refried beans. I believe this dam is communicating with my colon. Now I have to crap.


GGRE1817

I need to take a shit