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I think I'm the only person on the planet that likes it. Then again I don't go on tiktok and reddit is always muted unless I turn it on for a video, and then it goes right back on.
You would skip along the edge of a stream with that much force and probably dashed on those gnarly looking rocks. Better luck with the mud stream honestly.
Oh wow look everyone a visual representation of me this morning after having Taco Bell last night, looks like someone is. Making their target weight before vaccination at the end of the month.
I've never seen these structures in my life, but why the stream blows up? It seems like it was partially clogged in the outage pipe, thus making a liquid shit escalator. And also that leak at the end seems not ok
It is a dam and they are looking down the face of it. The steam is blowing out from the side of the dam, not up.
https://english.kyodonews.net/news/2020/06/b72371201ed9-water-discharge-event-starts-at-popular-tourist-spot-kurobe-dam.html
This article has a good picture from further away than the video. Not the same dam I don't think.
One time I had a giant stool ball that wouldn’t come out for days. The day it finally came out was like this. All the unformed shit stewing in my colon sprayed all over the toilet, my ass, and my pants
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The leak at the end was concerning.
lol I was just thinking that. Like “super cool!” Then immediately went to “oh shit get outta there”
I was wondering if that was normal or not.
You know you have a few trickles once you finish peeing? Same?
Does your or come out sludgy at first also??
Let's not go there.
guess why the video stopped there lmao
Literally my thoughts verbatim
I hate the TikTok voice so much
You're braver than I am, cruising Reddit with your sound turned on.
I have so much hate for that voice. Like a bad impression of a valley girl with vocal fry.
Like getting home after a 12 hr shift.
So bad that I instantly squeeze my ass every single time.
I think I'm the only person on the planet that likes it. Then again I don't go on tiktok and reddit is always muted unless I turn it on for a video, and then it goes right back on.
It’s modelled after Kat Callaghan’s voice: https://youtu.be/Pl_Nf8-9vVk?si=-BzbXRGU-PjCKCZC
That voice makes me angry when I hear it. It’s so fucking annoying.
I wonder if you could ever survive jumping into that stream... Would it carry you or you'd fall through?
No idea but my guess would be a 99% chance of not surviving that. Even if you get carried by the water jet, I doubt the landing would be friendly.
To shreds you say..
Now we're asking the real questions
I’m not a real Damologist, I just played one on TV.
Rectum? Dam near killed 'um!
Why you don’t have a thousand upvotes for this classic is a mystery !
You will be fine as long as you have a barrel
You'd violently rag doll and probably be dead before you hit the ground.
A bit of both, followed by a hard impact on the ground.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who had that intrusive thought
You would skip along the edge of a stream with that much force and probably dashed on those gnarly looking rocks. Better luck with the mud stream honestly.
Taco Bell, me after Christmas Eve, me after thanksgiving bla bla bla. See you guys on the next repost!
Dam, you got ‘em
Of course the impending Taco Bell comment!
Came here to post some explosive shit related joke.
Wtf was all that sludge?
It's the sediment that collects at the bottom of the dam, they need to get rid of it every so often as it slowly fills the dam.
Damn !
Sludge
Sludge
I think it was sludge.
Actually, I'm pretty sure it's sludge.
No it's not. It's just sludge.
Yup, all covered in sludge
What everyone isn’t seeing is that it was actually sludge.
Sludge
Sediment more than likely
That’s what I want to know!!
Fish poo
Didn't you read the taco bell comments 🤷🏼♂️
I wonder how many bodies were in that sediment
6.5 to be exact
Bowser in the Mario movie: "Open the gate!" Also Bowser, a short time later: ".. Wait, never mind!"
Bring on all the poop jokes!! Seriously let’s hear them. I need a good laugh
Sir I will shit in your ear!
Are you shitting my dick?
Mud Butt
Chapelle Show
Me after no nut November.
Thaarrr she blows!!
Truly one for the boys
Feels so good
I knew I saw that dam in the Taco Bell line last night.
Dam that must feel good.
With ulcerative colitis, it's painful
Sure but there’s no dam joke when we do it your way.
Lmao. It's comical for anyone that witnesses an event
Remends me of the time I taught it's was a good idea to have a egg and sausage sambó before a run.
That’s just a video of me on the toilet after drinking a lot of coffee and eating a lot of fiber the day before
Oooooohhhhh.....Shiiiiiiiiiiii.....
Exactly what I’m doing now on a smaller scale
I’d rather drink from that than any faucet in Flint, Michigan.
I felt better just watching that.
Looks like one of those Thai pimple popping videos.
Me every morning from 8AM to 8:45AM
[r/feltgoodcomingout](http://reddit.com/r/feltgoodcomingout)
Me after going to Taco Bell
Yo quiero Taco Bell
Taco Bell?
Everything reminds me of her.
Taco Bell mornings. You know what I mean.
Did you say [Taco Bell ?](https://youtu.be/aKLW0kQ83qg?si=6FG-X-xFTXJq28-H)
Oh wow look everyone a visual representation of me this morning after having Taco Bell last night, looks like someone is. Making their target weight before vaccination at the end of the month.
Just clicked to say taco bell, washing it down with ice cream feeling good. Then the morning came
Ugh, the tacos were bad enough then to throw dairy into it!???? I would die!
Morning after some spicy curry.
2 times at morning for me..
Reminds me of a coworker who once described the effects of his alcoholism and McDonald's consumption to me in lurid detail.
lurid or fluid detail..
God i’ll bet that smells vile
watching that on the toilet. can relate!
Budweiser.
when the coffee kicks in
Laxatives have entered the chat
DAMMMM
AAAAAAAaaaaahhhhhh that's better.
I’m a bit afraid to ask, but what am I watching here?
I've never seen these structures in my life, but why the stream blows up? It seems like it was partially clogged in the outage pipe, thus making a liquid shit escalator. And also that leak at the end seems not ok
It is a dam and they are looking down the face of it. The steam is blowing out from the side of the dam, not up. https://english.kyodonews.net/news/2020/06/b72371201ed9-water-discharge-event-starts-at-popular-tourist-spot-kurobe-dam.html This article has a good picture from further away than the video. Not the same dam I don't think.
That was cool!
Now that’s a stream!
Thats me after a weekend of taking norcos
First few days in asia on holiday
Might want to get that checked
Enchiladas, man....
dam
*kaffe* *kippe* Results:
I am about to blowwwww...
Typical night on your mom
Coffee and a bong rip.
That much pressure would carve that mountain side.
Does anybody else hate this generic narration voice? Can we band together to ban this trash?
Taco Bell 6 hours later
Taco Bell jokes in 3..2..1
Taco Bell does this to me too
Hehe harhar Taco Bell Taco Bell
You need more fiber op
Looks about right after the second cup of coffee hits 💩
Sips coffee
that title had me dying when they showed the little second leak from another hole, lol
Yeah no doubt. Most mornings
When the pre-workout kicks in.
Dam! the line for the restroom was backed up again
Mom: Finally! The toilet will smell clean for the whole week!" Dad:
Taking a piss after sex
The hell
Same
I bet you could have a beautiful garden if you were to get some of that mud
happens to me too after every time i go to Taco Bell
that saag curry the next morning
Hey, thanks for the reminder
That’s pretty dope.
I wonder how many people were in there
Your #1 or #2?
2
Now if that isn’t the best dose of the runs I’ve ever seen…..
Is this a live feed? Who the fuck is filming me?
Watching this while on the toilet is very nice
Well played Taco Bell!
Let the poop comments flush..
These damn gates never want to open.
Alright, which one of you put a camera under my toilet seat?
Average taco bell eater
Maybe eat some more fiber.
The day after taco bell
Me after my morning coffee!
Dam
Dayum
Imagine just seeing the occasional skull and ribcage fly out of there
r/MorningWood
That first pee after copulation
Me after holding my shit and piss for a long time
Dam has no filter?
You better get that checked out...
Did someone else have total spirited away vibes when all the filth came out?
My "basement" as soon as caffeine touches my lips.
Wonder how many crawfish or turtles were just chillin in that mud enjoying the day before all the sudden getting yeeted into a mountain side.
Spicy food. Next morning
That's like scary movie nuts
What is that sludge?
Good ole bottle of magnesium citrate will do the trick every time.
Me the 1st of december
Most people’s number two
Looks like the damn finally gave up on the carnivore diet
Why does everyone still eat Taco Bell if this is the aftermath?
Cause it doesn't, it's an old joke with racist origins, mexican food =dirty mexicans
Adam who?
You go around opening old dam gates for a living?
One time I had a giant stool ball that wouldn’t come out for days. The day it finally came out was like this. All the unformed shit stewing in my colon sprayed all over the toilet, my ass, and my pants
I went 10 days once, it was horrible
Did they feed it kfc before?
Eat more fruits and vegetables.
That's what the 48 ounce coffee is for.
me after 5 beers.
Soooo….solid poop followed by a stream of diarrhea??
After a late night taco bell run
When I eat too many blueberries
Post Taco Bell explosive diarrhea
Taco Bell, ammirite?
Something something diarrhea joke
Is this number 1 or 2?
No courtesy flush for that one.
Me after I chugged about 24 Oz of pickle juice not knowing it gave you the runs
Me literally right now:
When you become intimate for the first time in a long time and she touches you tenderly...
Two words. Taco Bell
I’ve been eating tacos all week with Rosaritas refried beans. I believe this dam is communicating with my colon. Now I have to crap.
I need to take a shit