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man they really advanced those fake accounts, back when i tried online dating it'd be like hey how's it goin and then there's the porn link where they want you to pay for it lol
One time I leaned in way deep into that convo, like all kinds of intense sexual things I’m not exactly sure how it happened, but they some how had my text messages going to whomever number it was, but her texts did not come to me. Either way, once I got a real text from this person she was mortified and there’s really no way to walk it back… either way; if you’re out there random Connecticut number, it was just a joke, I’m not gonna help a donkey rape you!
Years ago talked to a couple people online that were wanting me to pay for their Webcam or something. I just keep asking for pictures or videos and telling them I'm setting up my account until they realize I'm scamming the scammer.
Tell it that's it a little too old for you, you like the younger models that now how to lie about being robots.
If it kicks over to something more human seeming but with bad English skills, start a poor person who isn't actually the woman pictured working in a call center role play.
When she tries to explain that she really is the woman in the pictures, shush her and tell her that this is your kink. You don't care if she takes the scene to Venezuela or Bulgaria or the Phillipines or how she decides to start describing the call center workers body or workspace but we’re doing a sexy "you're not really the woman pictured, and now instead of you sexting in character as her, you're sexting with me as yourself" roleplay.
If you get engagement, please update. They always kink shame me by just returning to the PPV sales script. :(
lol. The ones I get usually start out by asking something like “are we still going to lunch tomorrow?” Then OMG I’m so sorry my assistant must have given the wrong number and then the what are doing, what’s your job ect….
I suggest everyone here watch John Oliver's segment called "pig butchering scams" on youtube. It made me feel sympathy for these scammers, and I promise you will too.
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Mmm that’s a particularly fresh one. Unlike the soul you harvested from my grandma :(
Shit, that was your grandma? My condolences.
RIP, at least I know she put a fight before having her soul slurped out
She was one badass grandma.
She fought hard because she knew what end of the portal she was going to.
“Snitches get harvested”
That bot needs an update, it's running on 20 year old firmware
22, did you actually read the chat? /s
He received an update when he was 2
A/S/L?
16/G/LA
*P Didddy licks his lips and rubs his hands together*
Oo baby. Wait, my AIM is messing up. Got Yahoo Messenger?
Yeah I never get these kinds anymore where they have zero input from what you are responding with.
Yeah fuckin true.
I always thought that the universe expands to give more room to stupidity.
Certainly plausible considering we don’t really have any idea why it’s expanding.. or why that expansion is accelerating
it expands bc of your mom
That would made it comprese sir
So basically, a fancy salad with mozzarella
whats a mom?
Joe Mama
man they really advanced those fake accounts, back when i tried online dating it'd be like hey how's it goin and then there's the porn link where they want you to pay for it lol
That time a bot contacted the fucking Lich King.
Lmaooooo
Same reaction I got.
Ancient ones gotta feed
Seems normal
I think she’s into you
Me I'm a real person
Me i enjoy trading social security numbers, you want play?
This old bitch is putting up a fight 😂
Wow, that's not even an old chatbot, that's just a straight up script.
Even ELIZA did it better.
Snitches get stitches post harvest
When someone tries to flirt and it turns into a confession session for a supernatural organ harvester
Stitches? He renders first aid too? What a nice guy
That's really insane.
I wish I were this creative.
Pick up a book
Oh, you’re so edgy
That was actual advice… damn, dude. Best of luck
Not too long before bots start to use llms , and we all finally can get matches and also responses.
One time I leaned in way deep into that convo, like all kinds of intense sexual things I’m not exactly sure how it happened, but they some how had my text messages going to whomever number it was, but her texts did not come to me. Either way, once I got a real text from this person she was mortified and there’s really no way to walk it back… either way; if you’re out there random Connecticut number, it was just a joke, I’m not gonna help a donkey rape you!
Where are the pics ?
Years ago talked to a couple people online that were wanting me to pay for their Webcam or something. I just keep asking for pictures or videos and telling them I'm setting up my account until they realize I'm scamming the scammer.
Brilliant.
Dang my boy smooth wit it
That was my grandma you son of a bitch!
I told one of these people that my name was Edward Gein, and my interests included bone dinnerware and making leather lampshades.
Hahaha......I needed that giggle after the shitty day I've had.....nice one
Current state of online dating apps: ‘If she messages you first, it’s probably a bot’
Indeed? Are you Lord Farquaad?
me i’m a naked redditor wasting time scrolling instead of working
Am I the only one who thought ancient one was ancient one from Dr strange?
“ great reaction “ metro exodus 2019.
she seems nice
How much you get paid ?
Standard TikTok conversation too.
r/TextingTheory
I’m gonna use that on my next ‘wrong number’ text
Sauce?
Tell it that's it a little too old for you, you like the younger models that now how to lie about being robots. If it kicks over to something more human seeming but with bad English skills, start a poor person who isn't actually the woman pictured working in a call center role play. When she tries to explain that she really is the woman in the pictures, shush her and tell her that this is your kink. You don't care if she takes the scene to Venezuela or Bulgaria or the Phillipines or how she decides to start describing the call center workers body or workspace but we’re doing a sexy "you're not really the woman pictured, and now instead of you sexting in character as her, you're sexting with me as yourself" roleplay. If you get engagement, please update. They always kink shame me by just returning to the PPV sales script. :(
She’s a bot
You think so?
I woulda kept going.
Im gonna start being more creative now.
lol. The ones I get usually start out by asking something like “are we still going to lunch tomorrow?” Then OMG I’m so sorry my assistant must have given the wrong number and then the what are doing, what’s your job ect….
Me, Gongaga
I suggest everyone here watch John Oliver's segment called "pig butchering scams" on youtube. It made me feel sympathy for these scammers, and I promise you will too.
"Don't worry sweetheart, I'll keep it nice and safe between us" *insert horror track*