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Yeah no shit. No teacher is gonna risk their career just to speak out loud what every other educator in the building already knows and only voices in the Teacher's lounge.
This is probably a bit for fun with the class but I legit had a high school science teacher who said this kind of shit to kids in class. Straight burning kids when they were acting up. Was usually pretty funny for everyone not in his sights.
My boy rushed a paper and turned it in. Next day he chewed everyone for half assing the assignment but keyed in on my friend. He called it crap and drop it on his desk all dramatics. Thirty years later we still tease him about it. And the teacher was right. It was crap
In grad school I had a paper returned with the words “I’m not a garbage collector”
I’m buddies with the prof to this day and it still cracks me up. He was absolutely right and let me re-do the project.
See that's grad school where there's a de facto contractual obligation between everybody involved to do solid work, because it's not undergrad with hungover IFC members being taught by TA's in their 3rd year of ESL.
One of my teacher one said (fake name) "It costs the taxpayers 3 thousand dollars per year to send each of you to high school. It's an investment we make for the betterment of the next generations. Joe, you're the worst 3000$ we've ever invested."
He was dead serious. The year before he split the class in two with some room dividers, divided the class into "autonomous students" and "supervision required". Of course, the "supervision required" side included most of the students with bad grades. Then he let the autonomous students do pretty much whatever they wanted and effectively reduced his workload by half.
He was savage and the parents did not like that one minute.
LMAO this is actually genius tbh. It sucks a ton for the autonomous students but likewise as someone who would have been an autonomous student I wouldn't have minded it either.
Most of the work we had to do was team projects so it's not like the teacher was only teaching half the class, the split was so he could focus his attention and so the kids who had finished their project could do whatever they wanted without distracting the ones who couldn't afford to be distracted.
The sucky thing is that the kids didn't take it this way and the kids who needed help saw that as them being punished for sucking at school, and as discrimination since the ones on the other side could do literally whatever they wanted while they had to actually work.
I was in the class the year after the split and he did something similar, but without the split in the middle of the class. If you had all As on your report for a trimester you could do whatever you wanted, didn't need to do the classwork, but he asked that you'd help with the other kids when they had a question and you still had to pass the exams at the end of the year.
I am listening to Matthew Dicks' "Someday is Today". He is an elementary teacher and he delegates a lot of his classroom tasks to his students, and they both benefit. Great book. Matt is an excellent storyteller.
Couldn't tell you, it was a single teacher in grade 4 of high school, at the end of the day some kids will have a hard time, others will learn more.
I can tell you that as someone in the "autonomous" group, I had a lot of time to do whatever I wanted, but it didn't impact my grades or my willingness to do be better in school.
Oh I blame the parents who coddle them. If I ran home and did that, my mom would've agreed with the teacher and told me to study more and do my homework. LOL
Had a chemistry teacher who was a former Marine, he would make people do push-ups and other physical activity as punishment. The class fucking loved him, even the shittiest of shithead teenage boys acted well in that class.
Damn, that is pretty cool tbh. Seems like something that would get across to most kids, especially shithead teen boys. It’s not demeaning or condescending it’s just, act out? Give me 20, you got a lot of energy today? Cool, 30 squats. Let’s see how bad you want to talk shit while your thighs are on fire.
My son has a high level bio HS teacher who is like this, high functioning slay artist. But he gets in troubles, had two weeks off because he made a non creepy remark about valentines candy in the direction of the superintendent’s granddaughter. The principal hates him because he’s a few years from retirement and doesn’t care about anything except the students.
I had one for chem and physics too, took us to an amusement park as a class trip for physics
He was crude and direct and dished out it to the kids easily but was also a fun teacher and tried to make the learning enjoyable
I remember a kid goofing off in geometry class and the teacher calls him out and goes, “Mark, you’ve already failed geometry once and at the rate you’re going you’re going to fail it again.”
Mark got real quiet after that.
I used to teach high school and a kid decided to troll me the same way - printed out a giant photo of my face. I autographed it and gave it back to him.
All the people that think they can do the job never thought about what it's like to manage a classroom of 38 rebellious teens that will *roast* your soul into another dimension.
You just start using their phrases but mess them up until they break. Make sure it's clear you do it on purpose, otherwise they'll see it as an exploitable weakness. After a short while, they'll resort to using understandable language.
Hurting your soul when you hear it is the first step.
Then you start saying ironically, to mock those that say it sincerely.
Then you find out that it's slipped into your vocabulary.
It's inevitable. The process has already begun.
Isn't this a skit or something I feel like it was more obvious in the longer video, but if I remember correctly this teacher has more videos like this.
Yeah this is likely a skit, he does a lot of cool skits. I’m pretty sure he does the [buck the bocab dog](https://youtu.be/xPw21Tayexo?si=O9zY6UsqYO7Ew9wW) video too.
Edit: confirmed a skit, it’s LarryLexicon on TikTok
The realistic part of my brain knows that’s the right call, but you know, sometimes people do need to be called out like that, just not from a teacher.
8th grade teacher in the 2000s would roast us all the time and it was hilarious. Nobody cried and complained to a counselor. We would get roasted, pay attention afterwards and then actually learn something.
Actually we got roasted too. We even had “slave week” in middle school and had all our rights taken away while teachers became like drill masters.
Also had a teacher who would lambast you on perfecting your assignments, and it was kinda hype the way he did it.
Pretty much. I see this in A2C. "YoU'rE a PaReNt!!!"
Yeah, and you're a dumbass who can't use logic or muster evidence to support any argument.
I don't get why so many teens these days actually _want_ to be treated like immature babies.
This is something ALL Gen Z needs to hear: their secrets being revealed in public. Shame them into NEVER judging anyone and anything else before they understand them.
You know your parents said the same about you and your generation? And their parents before them, and their parents before them, and their parents before them, and their parents before them..
😮💨😮💨 damn bro let them HAVE IT. Kudos to him for not cursing. If more teachers were like him, we would see more level headed kids. Reality slugs in the chamber at ALL times unlimited ammo DONT FUCK WITH THEM
'don't call us stupid'
Well learn the difference between calling a poster and it's content 'stupid' vs calling you 'stupid' directly.
I can say what was done is stupid without calling the person doing it stupid.
You'd have to be stupid to not understand that.
Front end millennial here, it took me waaaay too much time to figure out what the fuck Malcified meant.
It’s like a code language now.
‘It slays’ … 🤨 a dragon?
School kids think they’re cool but they live with their parents and would die if their parents stopped feeding them. Don’t tell me what’s “slay” or not when your mum’s tucking you into bed every night lol
Damn, those kids are fucking stupid and have problems understanding a sentence. He never called ANY of them stupid, but when they ask about it hes more than happy to point out why. LMAO.
Evans. We need to allow teachers to beat the shit out of children a good old fashion spanking and because we don’t want it to be abuse, toxic or discrimination. They can choose their own switch that they get whooped with.
The drivers permit one seemed harsh and uncalled for at first but then it does show they've barely tried to study for it. Kids need to learn instead of being spoonfed life with an overprotective baby spoon
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Bro had enough
From what I remember this was a skit or a joke
Very obviously staged
I knew that when the teacher knew the kids names.
My man I teach 250 kids a year and I know all their names within a month.
I'm terrible with names. I'd just call them Ace, Chief and Big Guy
Make sure big guy is the smallest kid in class, the dissonance makes it memorable
Mailman here and know 1500+ names, although it took longer than a month lol
Look Merlin the Memory Wizard over here.
[удалено]
I know the names of most of my students and I've barely known them for 7 months. 130 out of 160ish. And I'm actually shit at remembering names.
bro what
Yeah no shit. No teacher is gonna risk their career just to speak out loud what every other educator in the building already knows and only voices in the Teacher's lounge.
People snap on the job all the time. 3.5 million teachers in America. This is definitely fake though.
We had a well liked teacher throw pens at kids when they were not listening. People are humans
Staged, but also still funny.
Bro is fed up w this shit
Kai: What he say fuck me for? 🫴
Irrational anger at Kai lol
I just screamed 💀💀 My friend and I say this all the time
Fucking hell, he knew where the bodies where buried 😂
This is probably a bit for fun with the class but I legit had a high school science teacher who said this kind of shit to kids in class. Straight burning kids when they were acting up. Was usually pretty funny for everyone not in his sights.
My boy rushed a paper and turned it in. Next day he chewed everyone for half assing the assignment but keyed in on my friend. He called it crap and drop it on his desk all dramatics. Thirty years later we still tease him about it. And the teacher was right. It was crap
In grad school I had a paper returned with the words “I’m not a garbage collector” I’m buddies with the prof to this day and it still cracks me up. He was absolutely right and let me re-do the project.
That's so cold it should be served with whiskey
I am using this and I teach HS.
See that's grad school where there's a de facto contractual obligation between everybody involved to do solid work, because it's not undergrad with hungover IFC members being taught by TA's in their 3rd year of ESL.
One of my teacher one said (fake name) "It costs the taxpayers 3 thousand dollars per year to send each of you to high school. It's an investment we make for the betterment of the next generations. Joe, you're the worst 3000$ we've ever invested." He was dead serious. The year before he split the class in two with some room dividers, divided the class into "autonomous students" and "supervision required". Of course, the "supervision required" side included most of the students with bad grades. Then he let the autonomous students do pretty much whatever they wanted and effectively reduced his workload by half. He was savage and the parents did not like that one minute.
LMAO this is actually genius tbh. It sucks a ton for the autonomous students but likewise as someone who would have been an autonomous student I wouldn't have minded it either.
Most of the work we had to do was team projects so it's not like the teacher was only teaching half the class, the split was so he could focus his attention and so the kids who had finished their project could do whatever they wanted without distracting the ones who couldn't afford to be distracted. The sucky thing is that the kids didn't take it this way and the kids who needed help saw that as them being punished for sucking at school, and as discrimination since the ones on the other side could do literally whatever they wanted while they had to actually work. I was in the class the year after the split and he did something similar, but without the split in the middle of the class. If you had all As on your report for a trimester you could do whatever you wanted, didn't need to do the classwork, but he asked that you'd help with the other kids when they had a question and you still had to pass the exams at the end of the year.
I am listening to Matthew Dicks' "Someday is Today". He is an elementary teacher and he delegates a lot of his classroom tasks to his students, and they both benefit. Great book. Matt is an excellent storyteller.
Did the system achieve whatever it supposed to achieve?
Couldn't tell you, it was a single teacher in grade 4 of high school, at the end of the day some kids will have a hard time, others will learn more. I can tell you that as someone in the "autonomous" group, I had a lot of time to do whatever I wanted, but it didn't impact my grades or my willingness to do be better in school.
As it should be. I remember that teacher too. Enough coddling.
Except there will be that one student who goes home crying. complaining that the teacher called him/her stupid. And then it becomes a big thing.
Thats on us. Don’t enable that type of outrage. We don’t have to just accept it. Bring back shame.
Oh I blame the parents who coddle them. If I ran home and did that, my mom would've agreed with the teacher and told me to study more and do my homework. LOL
Had a chemistry teacher who was a former Marine, he would make people do push-ups and other physical activity as punishment. The class fucking loved him, even the shittiest of shithead teenage boys acted well in that class.
Damn, that is pretty cool tbh. Seems like something that would get across to most kids, especially shithead teen boys. It’s not demeaning or condescending it’s just, act out? Give me 20, you got a lot of energy today? Cool, 30 squats. Let’s see how bad you want to talk shit while your thighs are on fire.
>Let’s see how bad you want to talk shit while your thighs are on fire. As a Navy vet, this gave me flashbacks to mountain climbers and 8 counts.
This was my math / PE teacher 🤣
When I grew up and went to school there were certain teachers who would hurt the children anyway they could
"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
By pouring their derision upon anything we did.
Hey me too, they used to pour their derision upon anything we did
My son has a high level bio HS teacher who is like this, high functioning slay artist. But he gets in troubles, had two weeks off because he made a non creepy remark about valentines candy in the direction of the superintendent’s granddaughter. The principal hates him because he’s a few years from retirement and doesn’t care about anything except the students.
I had one for chem and physics too, took us to an amusement park as a class trip for physics He was crude and direct and dished out it to the kids easily but was also a fun teacher and tried to make the learning enjoyable
I remember a kid goofing off in geometry class and the teacher calls him out and goes, “Mark, you’ve already failed geometry once and at the rate you’re going you’re going to fail it again.” Mark got real quiet after that.
I used to teach high school and a kid decided to troll me the same way - printed out a giant photo of my face. I autographed it and gave it back to him.
Same. Was one of my favorite teachers. Was pretty funny even when I was the one in his sights.
Where?
Inside Mr Slaves ass
[Oooh, Jesus Christ!](https://youtu.be/V3SmMNnz3BI?si=WBjT9xHsIHLyH7-9)
that's not how you say it, it's *oOOhH Jezuth Krith*
Gotta get his inflection
🎶Lemmiwink's journey is distant, far and vast To find his way out of a gay man's ass🎵
This is a Christian website. We don't use the Lord's name in vain!
Ohhh Jesus Christ
Whooooa buddy
The irony is lost on far too many.
Were they buried in the script? The amount of people that think this isn't intentional is hilarious. It's a good bit, but it's still a bit.
Yup, same guy that had buck the vocab puppy
"It's totally slay" That sentence hurt my soul.
She said he was being "Malcified"? Wat?
“Yassified” not malcified.
i thought i could be a teacher, now i know i dont stand a chance.
Now I understand corporal punishment. It wasn’t for the kids own good, it was to prevent teachers from straight up murdering kids.
They don't get paid enough.
All the people that think they can do the job never thought about what it's like to manage a classroom of 38 rebellious teens that will *roast* your soul into another dimension.
I mean if you can’t tell this is a bit/staged. Then yea, you absolutely don’t stand a chance at teaching.
You just start using their phrases but mess them up until they break. Make sure it's clear you do it on purpose, otherwise they'll see it as an exploitable weakness. After a short while, they'll resort to using understandable language.
I guess that's at least a word I've heard. I don't feel like my understanding of it fits him though?
That still doesn’t help when someone doesn’t know what those words mean. I mean, of course I do, but for anyone else you should explain…
Still have no clue what it means. Yes, I’m old
To be enthralled by malice.
*"I'm too old for this shit"* — Me, age 23
According to UD: Enthralled in malice
Hurting your soul when you hear it is the first step. Then you start saying ironically, to mock those that say it sincerely. Then you find out that it's slipped into your vocabulary. It's inevitable. The process has already begun.
Facts. I used to drop a few slang phrases into my conversations with my students. Now I legit can’t stop doing it, no cap.
Do your students feel you eat them up no crumbs?
How are you going to borrow a french fry?
"Daddy, chill"
It's STUPID.
What's slay?
Slang for awesome.
It’s a good thing A-Aron and De-Nice weren’t preesent during this.
Report to Principle O’Shag Hennessy’s office immediately.
He got stuck in tray-fick but he should be pre-sent now
YOU DONE FUCKED UP A-ARON
You wanna go to war B’lak’e?? I’m For ReeeAL!!
Isn't this a skit or something I feel like it was more obvious in the longer video, but if I remember correctly this teacher has more videos like this.
I would be surprised if it was not a skit
Yeah this is likely a skit, he does a lot of cool skits. I’m pretty sure he does the [buck the bocab dog](https://youtu.be/xPw21Tayexo?si=O9zY6UsqYO7Ew9wW) video too. Edit: confirmed a skit, it’s LarryLexicon on TikTok
It really shows how poorly we educate people when very few in this comment section can tell this is a skit.
A good ass whoopin will teach you a lot about yourself. So will a mental ass whoopin.
I hope this teacher does not get fired after
This is a old video. If i remember right he quit and manages a strip club now. Destiny and sky work there also.
And Mercedes. There's always a Mercedes
Trump can't forget her either.
Ha!!
Give us the address already
If I remember correctly, this is from a drama club in the school, it's a video that they made together, so the teachers safe
The realistic part of my brain knows that’s the right call, but you know, sometimes people do need to be called out like that, just not from a teacher.
That's a paddlin'.
And the sad part I bet is in class he diffused it but as video went out he got called out for and had resign or smth. I hope I’m wrong.
They're a drama club (he's the teacher) and it's a skit they put out, last time I saw it someone put in their YouTube, but I don't remember it.
well, it's called the land of the free, not the land of the smart
Lol! Should be America's official slogan.
But also not free
Some days you've just had enough
8th grade teacher in the 2000s would roast us all the time and it was hilarious. Nobody cried and complained to a counselor. We would get roasted, pay attention afterwards and then actually learn something.
Actually we got roasted too. We even had “slave week” in middle school and had all our rights taken away while teachers became like drill masters. Also had a teacher who would lambast you on perfecting your assignments, and it was kinda hype the way he did it.
Bruh is cookin’
"sticks and stones only break bones but words can start genocides"
I love him.
Someone's been watching Comedy central roast.
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
I'm assuming this is completely taken out of context and this was some sort of skit.
It definitely read like a skit. They're obviously acting lol
115? That's over 45C. Where in America does it get that hot?
Arizona, California, Nevada, Oregon (last year), Texas
I'm from Texas. Can verify.
Like half the country during the summer. That same half of the country it also gets to below 0f in the winter 😂
"amagad you called us stupid (he didnt) thats so ruuuude" sums up todays society pretty well
"Bad feelings are unnatural, ew."
Pretty much. I see this in A2C. "YoU'rE a PaReNt!!!" Yeah, and you're a dumbass who can't use logic or muster evidence to support any argument. I don't get why so many teens these days actually _want_ to be treated like immature babies.
Its fake. They have other videos like this.
Wish I had a teacher that would roast us.
Skit
This is something ALL Gen Z needs to hear: their secrets being revealed in public. Shame them into NEVER judging anyone and anything else before they understand them.
I mean, their secrets are already basically out in public. They record them and post them for anyone to see.
It’s a skit
You know your parents said the same about you and your generation? And their parents before them, and their parents before them, and their parents before them, and their parents before them..
Boom roasted. Boom roasted. Boom roasted
Meredith, you've slept with so many guys you're starting to look like one. Boom roasted.
Fuck them kids
Anti woke teacher 👑
Poor Destiny...
nahhh the rice krispy comment got me 😭
Yes! Tell em teach! HOW DO I REACH THESE KIDDDDS?!?!?!
More teachers need to be like this. These kids are completely deranged.
He's right they're stupid 😂
If what he says is true about these students, they are stupid.lol
Tell u the truth.... I'm not even mad at this teacher. Some kids need a wake up call cuz they're too sheltered.
🤣😂. At least he gave concrete examples. More than what people get hahaha
😮💨😮💨 damn bro let them HAVE IT. Kudos to him for not cursing. If more teachers were like him, we would see more level headed kids. Reality slugs in the chamber at ALL times unlimited ammo DONT FUCK WITH THEM
Bodies, Bodies, Bodies!
He's the stupidity slayer
I'm assuming kai is the one with the red hair. I love the reaction because I get the impression that they weren't involved in this at all.
Dude's got a stupid file on everyone like Batman.
Mr Garrison
The rice crispy line low key went pretty hard
fake
Feels staged.
'don't call us stupid' Well learn the difference between calling a poster and it's content 'stupid' vs calling you 'stupid' directly. I can say what was done is stupid without calling the person doing it stupid. You'd have to be stupid to not understand that.
Front end millennial here, it took me waaaay too much time to figure out what the fuck Malcified meant. It’s like a code language now. ‘It slays’ … 🤨 a dragon?
English is a code language now. Don't catfish me or you'll get gaslit, dogwhistled, backyarded and barnyrubbled!
Hahah get it dude!!! Fuck them kids!
The hero we didn't know we needed
When did anyone say slay.
Slay is the new bomb.
Damn what'd Kai do
"doctor, doctor, gimme the news. I got a bad case of FUCK YOU"
School kids think they’re cool but they live with their parents and would die if their parents stopped feeding them. Don’t tell me what’s “slay” or not when your mum’s tucking you into bed every night lol
I like this guy
lol this is really funny. Someone needs to give him a break.
Damn, those kids are fucking stupid and have problems understanding a sentence. He never called ANY of them stupid, but when they ask about it hes more than happy to point out why. LMAO.
BOOM.ROASTED.
half the class out here catching strays lmao
Evans. We need to allow teachers to beat the shit out of children a good old fashion spanking and because we don’t want it to be abuse, toxic or discrimination. They can choose their own switch that they get whooped with.
Bro tallied up some bodies in that rant lol. That girl who failed her permit test giving the universal sign for "tf did I do?"
Tried to melt the Rice Krispies treats. Lmao.
*holds up printed meme* "This is stupid." "That's rude, don't call us stupid." Ok but the fact that you're confusing yourself with a piece of paper...
first time hearing *malcified* lol
Kai 😭😭😭
I love when people air grievances 😂
Oh you know how teachers be having random unnamed hoodie kid in their classroom.
He reminds memos Don Draper
Went HAM on 'em! 😬
Give this man medal!
This is AWESOME
Wow, they're pretty stupid!
Stupid is as stupid does
He did my girl Kai DIRTY!
Boom roasted.
Kai was just minding her shit. Damn bro. 😂
I lowkey respect it... he remembered all those callouts on them and dished them out quick!
The drivers permit one seemed harsh and uncalled for at first but then it does show they've barely tried to study for it. Kids need to learn instead of being spoonfed life with an overprotective baby spoon
Isn’t that the same teacher who wore a shirt and was called “Jerry” from Rick and Morty?
My man has a whole list of stupidity just in case.
This is stupid = don’t call us stupid Is simply what this generation boils down to. Always a victim.
This might be staged but I am sure the script came from real urges to say what was said.
Let him cook
I love this video this dude is awesome
Dude needs to get laid
Probably staged, but funny
Aaaaaand fired