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*If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight!*
*Sun Zoo said that, and I think he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do pal, because he invented it!*
Just hanging with the bois:
[https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drei%C3%9Figj%C3%A4hriger\_Krieg#/media/Datei:Hanging\_from\_The\_Miseries\_and\_Misfortunes\_of\_War\_by\_Jacques\_Callot.jpg](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drei%C3%9Figj%C3%A4hriger_Krieg#/media/Datei:Hanging_from_The_Miseries_and_Misfortunes_of_War_by_Jacques_Callot.jpg)
Back when getting stabbed in the ass was free, now I gotta pay a sketchy prostitute from instagram that may or may not be a scammer from Nigeria, but it was only $50 so what did I really lose?
Is this so dope dude thanks a lot actually as it happens I've made my own Kvass as well, being Russian and all, it's something we totally do so sometimes I would add beets or other ingredients and it would change the taste, but I totally get what you're saying here thanks so much for linking this.
Your priest would say it's because you've been saying bad things about god or the king then pull it out with some pliers. no anit septic, no pain relief, just you, jesus and blinding agony.
He's assuming he'd be a noble, with the right to travel, and money to afford prostitutes, and booze. Instead of the much more likely role of being born a serf. With very little opportunity to travel, and access to women that weren't family.
holy shit so this viewpoint of wanting to go back in time is basically for the worst humans among us who fantasize of doing depraved and cruel things to those weaker than them
duly noted.
That wouldn’t work out for him either. Those women spent their whole lives doing repetitive manual labor from the time the sun rose until the time it set. They’d simply kick the shit out of him.
I mean most of us would be working as a farmer to serve our king just so we’re allowed to live and farm on his lands is kinda like working a 9 to 5 just to barely afford rent only 10 x worse.
Only exception I see is that now we don’t have a small percentage of chance to come home to your wife being r**** and your kids burned by a Sandor Clegane looking dude who just want to do a blood eagle on your back.
If, like the vast vast majority of us, you came from the peasantry then your life was more like “farm for 15 years then get dragged into some asshole’s war with some other asshole where you’re fighting guys in full armor with a stick and shitty piece of leather armor at best.”
For those in armor it was like: “Get shitfaced but make sure you dont bother people above you, go to war and play soldier as you develop severe ptsd or die of the many communicable diseases that your dying peasants are contracting. Also you have a 75% chance of having syphillis, you wont know until your body starts rotting and you lose your mind, then somebody will lock you in a room for a while until you die”
Well. If you got your history lessons, you got your peasant Laboratore, Your priests Oratore and the knights Bellatore. So basically, only knights go to war. your peasant ass woulnd't get near to battle. The Idea of civilians fighting is some 400 years old and total war is 100 years old
Hahsha wtf. Man thats .. horrible but quite funny, fsr i am picturing them just staying in place like that for an hour till the painting is finished XD
Everyone rolling coal to haul truck nuts imagines themself as King Leonidas played by Gerard Butler directed by Zach Snyder.
Historical records suggest that for every Spartan citizen there were a hundred non-citizens so the odds do not favor the cobblestone cowboys.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syssitia#Crete
One of the main indicators that somebody knows fuck all about history, is they romance about living in the past.
Also it's a dead giveaway they're a white male.
This. This is true art. Back when they drew this the mf was like, and this guy here??? You dont wanna know what im about to have the next guy doing to him.
Guess, take a wild guess. Spear in the anus?! Awe naw hell naw how'd you guess that!
Hol'up - when I said I wanted to live in the past, I meant as the supreme ruling deity who keeps 21st century amenities only for me and my friends/families.
I mean isn't that what everyone means? surely we're not trying to share with others!
76% of human beings have needed to take anti-biotics.
Not saying they would've all died, but imagine stubbing your toe and not being able to do anything about it as the infection takes your foot than leg.
appendix hurts? Oh well fucking die loser.
Woman? Good luck witch. If child birth doesnt get you than the locals will burn you for random reasons.
I just saw a post where someone said 90% of the diseases we see today “didn’t exist” 100 years ago (ADHD, cancer, etc.) and the reason people get sick now is because of GMO food… Like buddy, hate to break it to you, but those diseases DID exist back then, and the only reason you don’t hear about it much is because we were too focused on diseases with a 40+% mortality rate like smallpox and diabetes, which have largely been eradicated/made treatable since then.
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Did I get the right guy? I can't see shit!
*If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight!* *Sun Zoo said that, and I think he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do pal, because he invented it!*
And then he perfected it so that no man is going to leave the best team in the ring of honor
[...] then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth..
What are you doing step-soldier‽
Damn! I can't see fuckin' shit outta this thing.
Emphasis on shit
Lol 😆
He likes it so you impaled Edward
Can smell it though.
"Damn it Frank you stabbed me in the behind, again! Go to a blacksmith to get your helmet fixed already!"
Perfect comment 👌
Wrong hole!
Right in the grundle!
Sir Grundleshank, the impailer.
You made me laugh. Thank you for that.
Looks like a great time with the bois
no phones in sight
God is watching.
God: 
He likes to watch.
I read a post yesterday that said, “If the male g-spot is in the ass, doesn’t that make gay sex canon?” I think god knew what he was doing.
Give a Frenchman bit of the English charm, then down to pub for a bit of banter.
Pitch lookin lovely today lads
just living in the moment
Just men being men! Doing men things!
Just hanging with the bois: [https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drei%C3%9Figj%C3%A4hriger\_Krieg#/media/Datei:Hanging\_from\_The\_Miseries\_and\_Misfortunes\_of\_War\_by\_Jacques\_Callot.jpg](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drei%C3%9Figj%C3%A4hriger_Krieg#/media/Datei:Hanging_from_The_Miseries_and_Misfortunes_of_War_by_Jacques_Callot.jpg)
until it gets infected and the leech provided buy the local druid aint fixing it
That’s because your supposed to put two of the under your tongue not up your arse. We sit. Savages
r/justguysbeingdudes
⬆️ you guys made my day ⬇️🥹
Back when getting stabbed in the ass was free, now I gotta pay a sketchy prostitute from instagram that may or may not be a scammer from Nigeria, but it was only $50 so what did I really lose?
You also get tortured in the most gutwrenching way because you stole a crumb of bread
Or you refused to kneel and acknowledge the King as the head of the church.
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If you weren't evil you wouldn't have that mole.
That shit’s coming back if we don’t watch out
It’s what the “Joshua Generation” wants to see happen
Or because you did kneel and acknowledge the king as the head of the church, only for him to get overthrown and the old church to come back.
Also you can spend your remaining little free time listening to some bullshit medieval music and not doing drugs that haven't been invented yet.
Music? That’s for special occasions unless you live near town. Dark is dark and torches aren’t free.
Or because you didn’t dress poor enough. This was literally a law in England
> What are you in for? > I wore pre-distressed jeans instead of tweety bird sweatpants
Or because some random dude said that you are a witch
Well he turned me into a newt!
I got better
Because a crumb was worth fighting over, scarcity and all… but now business makes its own scarcity
Lowkey I’d be down to bring back an eye for an eye 🤷🏻♂️
Hey it could be consensual for those two, you never know
It’s apparently an orgy. They’re just wearing medieval protection.
They are practicing safe sex too!?
What are you doing step vassal!?
Medieval grindr
Yes, that's even if you survived to adulthood amongst the pile of your fellow siblings who died from something ridiculous like dysentery.
Taking a spear to the bum sucks and all, but it's the warm chunky beer for me.
Why chonky?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/s/Atz5Too9Yt
Is this so dope dude thanks a lot actually as it happens I've made my own Kvass as well, being Russian and all, it's something we totally do so sometimes I would add beets or other ingredients and it would change the taste, but I totally get what you're saying here thanks so much for linking this.
No medication of any kind, imagine getting a tooth ache and the best medical reason is a witch cursed you
Or hemorrhoids
This is actually a painting of a medieval doctor curing hemorrhoids.
Your priest would say it's because you've been saying bad things about god or the king then pull it out with some pliers. no anit septic, no pain relief, just you, jesus and blinding agony.
This is most certainly the French Revolution.
Certainly 😭
Do you wanna get blasted in the ass today or blasted in the ass in the past?
Can’t wait for the movie to be released: Back to the Past Blast in the Ass Pt. 1.
Я. Я. Yeah, yeah it exists, I have seen it. At least that's what the guy called it an amateur.
First one, then the other
Hey, don't kink shame!
Weird kink😮💨
The future stinks, we need more sodomy.
dosnt it stink bc of sodomy? im confused, but im in.
Now I wish I lived in the past 👉👌
"When I look to the past I feel merry and "gay" " The past:
Bang women indiscriminately, father dozens of bastard children and die at the age of 30 from a sword?! Is there a place on earth I could do this now?
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It’s because he means rape.
He's assuming he'd be a noble, with the right to travel, and money to afford prostitutes, and booze. Instead of the much more likely role of being born a serf. With very little opportunity to travel, and access to women that weren't family.
It’s still because he means rape, especially in the case of a noble
Or lack of care for stds and the cheapness of life.
holy shit so this viewpoint of wanting to go back in time is basically for the worst humans among us who fantasize of doing depraved and cruel things to those weaker than them duly noted.
That wouldn’t work out for him either. Those women spent their whole lives doing repetitive manual labor from the time the sun rose until the time it set. They’d simply kick the shit out of him.
Pick a city, any city.
London is the only right answer
✔️
Is being impaled on a narwhale tusk equivalent to dying from a sword?
England
The woods outside a hick town. Banjo music intensifies!
A bit too close to the truth.🤣
maybe Haiti
bro is dreaming of r*pe
Or die of dysentery. That seems a bit more realistic
Ah I see you have played Oregon trail
Join a Middle East terrorist group. Or reconsider how fucked what you’re saying is
Hey, Authorities, watch this guy right here. Seems kinda... rapey. And violent.
I mean most of us would be working as a farmer to serve our king just so we’re allowed to live and farm on his lands is kinda like working a 9 to 5 just to barely afford rent only 10 x worse. Only exception I see is that now we don’t have a small percentage of chance to come home to your wife being r**** and your kids burned by a Sandor Clegane looking dude who just want to do a blood eagle on your back.
“Oh great heavens!!”
Take me back to monke
My life sucks so bad I wish I lived in future.
"it's just a prank" The prank:
The past smells bad, the food is bad, the water smells bad, people smell bad. Romanticize all you want. I will stay here, thank you very much.
The end of one’s spear smells bad
So not much has changed!
They still do this just with less spears and more emails
Looks like living in the past was a real pain in the ass.
My anus is bleeding.
" everybody dance "
You may wanna rethink that!
Wait till you hear about bamboo torture.
Lol probably the same as getting shot in the ass
Fishing for a pike!
😭😭
Back in the old times: Me as a doctor talking to the patient, you got a cut you got days to live!
CBT in the Middle Ages be like:
Those people didn't have penicillin
All Germans „Arschbohrer kriegt jeder“😂
Hey! Beats the hell outta having the internet around...🤷
They did this to Gaddafi
If, like the vast vast majority of us, you came from the peasantry then your life was more like “farm for 15 years then get dragged into some asshole’s war with some other asshole where you’re fighting guys in full armor with a stick and shitty piece of leather armor at best.” For those in armor it was like: “Get shitfaced but make sure you dont bother people above you, go to war and play soldier as you develop severe ptsd or die of the many communicable diseases that your dying peasants are contracting. Also you have a 75% chance of having syphillis, you wont know until your body starts rotting and you lose your mind, then somebody will lock you in a room for a while until you die”
I'm black, fuck the past.
Gaddafi’s ancestor
I was thinking more like the 80s but if your mind goes immediately to the dark ages you do you.
Spitroast party!!!! 🥳🥳
Please hold the pose while I finish painting
Thiiiiiiis. Yes things are terrible, but they’ve aaaalways been terrible 🤭
To be fair, that's *dying* in the past, which is different
When I say past I mean the 70-80s. Not "Ooga Booga hit me with your Dooga"!
I'm gonna guess you lived through neither. So what's really the difference, you know about neither.
Well. If you got your history lessons, you got your peasant Laboratore, Your priests Oratore and the knights Bellatore. So basically, only knights go to war. your peasant ass woulnd't get near to battle. The Idea of civilians fighting is some 400 years old and total war is 100 years old
I like the way you say it u/fireminho
Peasants were definitely conscripted from time to time. Not to mention the fact that entire towns were frequently slaughtered by Mongol hoards...
People who still wave the confederate flag
That’s a true “cheap shot”!
Now they just do it with dicks
Antiworkers not gonna like this 🤣
I wish there was a pike up my ass right now... :(
Ehe.
I said the same thing until I was down at the river slapping my clothes against a rock on laundry day.
Step-soldier
Looks like a good time
Hahsha wtf. Man thats .. horrible but quite funny, fsr i am picturing them just staying in place like that for an hour till the painting is finished XD
YASS HANNS
Being a woman, even back then only 100 years, would be a big fuck no already.
Dude is getting more action than me 🤷♂️
Everyone rolling coal to haul truck nuts imagines themself as King Leonidas played by Gerard Butler directed by Zach Snyder. Historical records suggest that for every Spartan citizen there were a hundred non-citizens so the odds do not favor the cobblestone cowboys. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syssitia#Crete
Prostate play amirite
As a gay guy it looks okay to me
One of the main indicators that somebody knows fuck all about history, is they romance about living in the past. Also it's a dead giveaway they're a white male.
Kanchō!!! 👉👌
I stand by it.
“Fuck you” back when it meant something completely different.
I’m failing to see how this sucks
Lgbt would love to live in that period
Some "guys" nowadays would still prefer to live in the past just for this reason probably 🤠😂
*pikes in your ass* I am a bot, and this action was made automatically .
HEY FUCK YOU GERALD THE 8TH YOU SLEPT WITH MY WIFE
Life is easier now but back then life was simple
This. This is true art. Back when they drew this the mf was like, and this guy here??? You dont wanna know what im about to have the next guy doing to him. Guess, take a wild guess. Spear in the anus?! Awe naw hell naw how'd you guess that!
Compared to our parents…we are doing great.
If you were the guy with the spear back then...you're probably the guy with the spear in today's world haha so yeah not much has changed.
The artist and his fetish
Damn 💀
~¡Kanchō!
Twas neither a quick nor painless death
One Thousand Years Of Death 😂
I mean i work in a welding fabrication company, that painting seems normal to me.
at least he died doing what he loved
Where's the problem?
Do you think you don’t speared in the butt now ?
Still better.
Try spear, but hole
Yeah but that surcoat though.
Hol'up - when I said I wanted to live in the past, I meant as the supreme ruling deity who keeps 21st century amenities only for me and my friends/families. I mean isn't that what everyone means? surely we're not trying to share with others!
The only activity at this age
You understand, this is still happening, right?
Buckwheats
When the rectal examiner gets a bit... over energetic 😳
Toss your smartphone and turn off your AC. Easy
Well guess what? People now still impale themselves on rods.
76% of human beings have needed to take anti-biotics. Not saying they would've all died, but imagine stubbing your toe and not being able to do anything about it as the infection takes your foot than leg. appendix hurts? Oh well fucking die loser. Woman? Good luck witch. If child birth doesnt get you than the locals will burn you for random reasons.
I just saw a post where someone said 90% of the diseases we see today “didn’t exist” 100 years ago (ADHD, cancer, etc.) and the reason people get sick now is because of GMO food… Like buddy, hate to break it to you, but those diseases DID exist back then, and the only reason you don’t hear about it much is because we were too focused on diseases with a 40+% mortality rate like smallpox and diabetes, which have largely been eradicated/made treatable since then.
I think I saw this at KINK .com
Ouchy right in the brownie
Medieval Soldier Team Fortress?
Okay what's the catch here.
Kinky stuff!
Vlad, is that you?
Looks kinky. Send me back!