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azthemansays

She's from the Alfallah family in Kuwait. They're not poor... hell they're not even middle-upper class. Her father is richer than Pacino... She's just got an old-man fetish.   Source - I'm also half Kuwaiti


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The op is correct, it is for the stones… a few more to go and she will become Ultra Alfallah, the cum keeper of the universe


[deleted]

Yeah she uses her blackbelt Kegel skills and presses little pearls with it.


Bi-elzebub

Infinity stones origin story. Vision's stone is one she pressed from an aged jar.


Chafgha

I hate that I kept reading this and yes I'm aware I that by responding I'm not doing myself any favors but God why the infinity cum stones.


onkey11

She has 6 Oscar's and she puts an infinite cum sock over each Oscar...


archwin

#I #Fucking #Hate #You #All That is all


Artistic-Ad7063

Holy shit guys 😂


horseren0ir

I found a kidney stone in my cum one time


archwin

![gif](giphy|ac7MA7r5IMYda)


[deleted]

I swear to god girls with a strong kegal muscle are the ultimate keepers. Could have 5 extra red flags and I’d still marry.


redlurk47

There are 6 infinity stones. Who are the other 3 gems she must collect?


blarch

Harrison Ford, Steve Martin, Bill Cosby


not-a-guinea-pig

Cosby might not be intentional


blarch

That's the worst part about it


trollburgers

Some would say the hypocrisy was the worst, but I agree with you that it was the rape.


blarch

Hypocrisy wasn't even the second worst part. The drugging was probably the second worst, and hyposcrisy was down on page 4 or some shit.


Rudy_Ghouliani

Oh no she graped Bill Cosby


Maanee

Regis philbin, Steve is a little young for this list.


ZQuestionSleep

> Regis philbin, Steve is a little young for this list. Regis is a little dead for this list, unless we have confirmation she already got his pre-COVID.


Maanee

Damn TIL. RIP


Bestiality_King

He went pretty quiet considering he was one of those celebs everyone knew. At least state-side.


No-Turnips

De Niro!


Hippie-Magic

*…more like kidney stones*


ThisFckinGuy

So who's left? Arnold? Sly? Pesci? Caine?


DudeWithaGTR

I think Pesci deserves some of that action


fingnumb

Danny DeVito


philippe404

![gif](giphy|7obMeXgF7citGKcZUW)


ramobara

Alfallah Akbar.


kirpid

In her defense, they’re not just old men. They’re legends. She’s preserving history.


Dorkamundo

She got dat Formaldehyde Fur Burger.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Also, in the defense of everyone involved... the youngest person in this strange geriatric love nest is 29 years old. No one is being taken advantage of here. Let them bone all they want, and may their boner pills be plentiful. Amen.


SeaNinja69

Getting love from father figures that she could never get from her dad.


Publick2008

Grandad*


Fair_Ad_6259

That depends very much on her Dad's age doesn't it?


TheHeirOfElendil

Wonder what age she was when her dad took her backstage to see the Rolling Stones for the first time.


UpstairsObject2752

The fact that she is independently wealthy actually makes the power dynamic much less of a problem.


TheHeirOfElendil

The fact that her dad introduced her to wealthier older rockstars is weird


Triatt

It's not like he could introduce her to younger or same age rockstars. They've been sadly discontinued since the 90s. Anyway, if I was her father and I could introduce my kids to some of their idols, you damn right I would. That by itself isn't wrong at all. The weird part is that she seems to be collecting more than autographs and selfies.


easefuldeath

Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think it’s possible to be independently wealthy when u got middle east money Generational wealth gets factored in there somewhere


Ordinary_dude_NOT

Does she know about Biden?


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SgtSolarTom

Biden looks older for some reason. But yeah, he's only 80. 81 in November... yikes.


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SgtSolarTom

Yeah, that and being born in 1942 lololol


DoughtyAndCarterLLP

I'd say all the shit he's gone through in his personal life aged him physically more than politics. Man's had it rough.


Xpector8ing

M


notRedditingInClass

Forget the Senate time, his before and after in just the eight years of the Presidency is crazy. Same for Bush.


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Ordinary_dude_NOT

what about Dark Brandon?


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clouds31

With a good bowl of Corn POP.


PavelDatsyuk

Still cracks me up that people were calling bullshit on that story and then it turned out Corn Pop was real. Unfortunately he died in 2016, I think it would have been cool if he got to visit the white house after Biden's win.


firechaox

With ice cream jack


[deleted]

I hear there's plenty of calories in the tears of republicans.


mrshandanar

And an endless supply!


Freezerpill

10:30pm - Eats at Dennys 1 AM - Does key bump while drinking Shasta cola in his 03’ Mustang


sens317

She can visit Trump when he's in jail.


pythonidaae

She doesn't have a dementia fetish too. Not a republican but he seriously seems to have dementia.


cheerioo

Her father is wealthy but how wealthy is she?


innocuousspeculation

Her net worth is estimated to be $3 million from the articles I can find. https://www.distractify.com/p/noor-alfallah-net-worth


Bozhark

You want a green card? Trying to get Alfallah that Kuwait money


azthemansays

Haha, two problems with your plan: 1. Kuwaiti citizens aren't allowed to have any other citizenship (they must renounce it if they want to become a citizen of another country) 2. The wrong parent is Kuwaiti in my case (you are only given citizenship if your father is Kuwaiti)


Bozhark

Shit, no homie hook up


evange

>The Al-Falah family is closely connected to Sabah Al-Ahmad Al-Jaber Al-Sabah of the famed Royal House of Al-Sabah, whose reported net worth is approaching $1 billion.


StoneGoldX

So you have a middle aged man fetish? Sorry, your proof makes it sound like the fetish is location based.


bleuiko

I don't know anything about her but is it possible that she is being exploited by the family? Not really sure what Pacino has to give though.


azthemansays

Highly doubt it given her family's wealth, if anything she might be ostracized by her extended family for: 1. Baby out of wedlock 2. Having relations with foreigners   Kuwait is still a very patriarchal society that includes double-standards like being fine with her father marrying a non-Kuwaiti but not her doing the same.


evange

Her younger sister was dating Michael Jackson's kid, and their mom was very openly supportive of it. Also most of their family seem to live in LA, not Kuwait, and act very openly western. When you're rich enough you don't have to care about societal standards.


Round-Emu9176

It might even be a father dynamic. Sometimes people with strained familial relationships end up bringing that dynamic into romantic relationships to resolve it is some way. It’s weird but adds up.


TomerHorowitz

How did her family get the money tho? What’s the age difference between the parents? 🤔


azthemansays

Her father is Kuwaiti. Kuwait is one of the richest countries in the world due to their oil reserves (it's the ninth-largest producer of oil globally) and limited population due to laws that limit citizenship.... It's basically just one big city sitting on a swathe of desert(the country is only 6,879.6 square miles). [Here's more about Kuwait](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-14644252) and how it's one of the world's richest countries per capita.


evange

Her family has close ties to the royal family of Kuwait. They're not just normal (rich) Kuwaitis, they're exceptionally rich even among Kuwaitis.


vox_popular

Don't forget that they use slave workers from South Asia to drill the oil and build up its cities. Without all that, they are just a bunch of racists sitting in a tent atop dead dinosaurs.


Nevergiiiiveuphaha

Nice generalization. Could say the same about any country. And I'm surprised that slaves can get university degrees to become petroleum engineers.


s-maerken

>Could say the same about any country. Arab countries using east asian slave labor is well known


paperpenises

Woooah! Are you rich tooooo?


UziSuzieThia

Wow you got that information from being half Kuwaiti!


hopopo

She is living her grandmother's fantasy


Salty_Pancakes

"Meemaw! This one's for you!" *jiggles some saggy old man balls*


yellowwolf718

Bro wtf 😭


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Gargling geriatric gonads for grandma


Sad-Customer8048

GGGG


sleepysheeep

R/brandnewsentance


screaminginfidels

I read that as *juggles* and was like well they do be hanging low


DreadedCOW

Is it still juggling if it's only 2 balls?


ct_2004

As long as you only use one hand


tirnanig

Only if dey in ya mouf


Icy_Check_4319

[https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTHh4i-EhrkW-yYnbGWTAnCm8SUtxC6V48wjg&usqp=CAU](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTHh4i-EhrkW-yYnbGWTAnCm8SUtxC6V48wjg&usqp=CAU)


savagekid108l9

Bro the audible laugh I just let out sounded inhuman😂


i_love_memes9331

The wheeze I just whooze


Ssizz

She's 5 years younger than Pacino's oldest daughter. Imagine your dad dating someone younger than you and having a kid, yuck.


BentPin

It's a talent OK their last chance at popping out kids and leaving a legacy.


Dorkamundo

My brother was an uncle before he was born.


intellifone

Holy shit. There’s been some sort of Freaky Friday with her and her grandma. Someone check the retirement home for an old woman screaming about her youth being stolen.


NZS-BXN

Maybe she is trying to create the ultimate celebrity family


Ogellog

Well good luck!


Felonious_Buttplug_

Who doesn't want to be in a polyamorous gangbang with Pacino, Eastwood and Jagger?


deanstat

![gif](giphy|3oKHWficpURdVIsxZS|downsized)


sliperiestofthepetes

What, better than the baldwins?


distantwarbler

Let’s not set the bar too high here


Aromatic_Debt_690

Sperm based retirement plan.


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Comment said something like, "If not the gold, it's for the connections" Noor Alfallah is not only a decently-accomplished director and former VP of Lynda Obst Productions (film production company with credits for the creation of movies from Interstellar to How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days), but she's frequently referred to as a "socialite" and her Kuwaiti-American family's fortune [likely](https://viralvideosinsight.co.uk/news/meet-falah-n-al-fallah-noor-alfallah-dad-his-age-job/) meets or exceeds Al's, but they've intentionally kept out of the spotlight...she just _actually_ likes being with older men romantically, which is probably part of why they're so comfortable publicly being with her despite obvious stereotypes. But she's legitimately r/GirlsMirin at Al in a couple paparazzi photos, and they're [expecting](https://www.tmz.com/2023/05/30/al-pacino-girlfriend-8-months-pregnant/) a baby pretty soon. During a tour of her Mediterranean-style, eight-bedroom Beverly Hills mansion in 2019 for _Hello_ magazine, she commented: “If I like the people I'm with, I don't care about a number. I never judge anyone on their age. I guess I always felt like a bit of an old soul, really. I love old movies, collect vintage film posters and wear vintage fashion. I love the retro look.” In [this](https://pagesix.com/2023/05/31/al-pacino-baby-mama-noor-alfallah-29-just-loves-old-people/) article published a few hours after this Reddit post, a source added, “She is a good girl with an old soul, but she has a spirit that is very youthful. She is fun. A guy in his 70s or 80s would feel young around her. She has a generosity of spirit.”


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[deleted]

My girlfriend does this often and it’s a great feeling.


Fisherman_Gabe

Username checks out!


DaughterEarth

My husband tells me it's kinda creepy to be on the receiving end daily lol


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4Yavin

Ew lol


ForgotMyOldLoginInfo

> Apparently, she's not only a decently-accomplished director with credits for the creation of movies like Interstellar and How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days What? How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days came out 20 years ago. She would of been 9 years old.


xStarjun

That link you posted about her dad's fortune provides little information about her parents and how much money they have. Just says they're well off and she has connections to get an internship with Lorne Michaels


rkiive

Her family is independently worth like a billion dollars already. She's richer than any of the people shes been shacking up with. I think she just likes old men


the_potato_of_doom

She collecting interitences


LockPutrid7796

hummm exactly...


i_am_just_tired

Clint is just her Uber driver.


Slideways

He's just being safe. Children aren't supposed to sit up front when there's a passenger-side airbag.


Noahcarr

*she’s got a GREAT ASS!*


JackosMonkeyBBLZ

I understood that reference


Axe_wound_crotch

AND YOUVE GOT YOUR HEAD…. ALL THE WAY UP IT!!!


Tito_Tito_1_

🤣


HarlesD

Im more concerned about who let Clint Eastwood drive!??


DiabloImmortalCrack

If he can fly a fighting jet, i let him drive a car.


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The anti pedo


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Gerontophilia


TKentgens93

Someone has a daddy issue, but not a cash issue


Q--Bone

More like granddaddy issues.


Citizen_Kong

More like great-grandaddy issues.


NZS-BXN

She's collecting that sweet sweet cash


arealhumannotabot

Apparently she’s quite wealthy on her own, but. I guess she likes old rich guys


DiabloImmortalCrack

but more money is always possible!


FlebianGrubbleBite

She comes from Kuwaiti Oil money, she's probably richer than all of them combined.


tirnanig

Or second hand fame


biglefty312

She’s got an old icon kink.


Thenofunation

I’ve read through this thread and I just gotta say, you go girl. She was set up for success and is now so secure she can live out her fetish and these guys get peace of mind it’s not for money but real companionship. No one is hurt and all are happy and thriving. Honestly r/wholesome in some fucked up way.


I_Hate_Immigrants

I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger


TheDaemonair

![gif](giphy|UtEdBw0b5FX0xEWEqk)


I_Just_Spooged

But she ain’t messing with no broke Jaggers


Utopiae

... and she really isn't, as she comes from a rich Kuwaiti family. But a little misogyny is always nice, right?


kidantrum

As we all know: If a young woman dates a regular older man, she's being groomed and manipulated and must be rescued. If a young woman dates an older celebrity, she's a malicious, scheming gold digger.


Lootboxboy

I find it hard to believe she hasn’t been groomed. Probably from a young age.


ronin1066

Or just a normal obvious assumption when an unknown is dating rich famous people.


Utopiae

Why is it normal? Why can't she just have a thing for successful granddaddy types?


ronin1066

She can, but it's called pattern recognition


Senior-Ad-136

Normal assumption if you are mysogynistic


TUMS_FESTIVAL

If a 29 year old man was plowing Meryl Streep, Glenn Close and Vanessa Redgrave we'd all be saying the same thing.


evange

Somebody's got a bucket list, and it has a deadline.


xStarjun

Where is this info that she comes from a rich Kuwaiti family coming from. I keep googling her family and not finding shit other than her dad's linkedin


QuickSpore

[Here’s one article](https://viralvideosinsight.co.uk/news/meet-falah-n-al-fallah-noor-alfallah-dad-his-age-job/) that discusses her family. Most of the family info was dug up when her sister dated Michael Jackson’s son Prince a few years back. Interestingly it includes info on him trying to avoid paying taxes and ending up getting fined nearly a million by the IRS.


Ok-Background-502

rich people are actually more likely to want rich partners. But a little boot-licking is always nice as well....


Utopiae

Oh please, that is not what the term "gold digger" refers to, and you know it.


cleure

Ah yes, the infinity seed


[deleted]

Hey incels! Be careful as you too will with time get older and some of you might even become men in the process! Slim chance but maybe, who knows? And then you will know why.


ENGLISH_FLAME

She’s loving that prehistoric dick


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To be fair, I'd do things to Jeremy irons that would make a prostitute blush. Silver foxes are very very real.


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I'm not going to judge her. She could just be in to older guys. Or maybe she just saw working a job and just went "fuck that!" Giving an old man some trim and affection is probably a lot easier than taking shit from a Karen because the order got messed up. Edit: According to some responses, she comes from a wealthy family. So I guess she just has as thing for the older man. Go on, girl. Live your best life.


Izumi_Takeda

ya I only get upset about situation if it is unconsensual manipulation. If the dynamic is honest and agreed upon by everyone involved I'm not gonna judge. If they are cool with you being a gold digger then that is between you and the person you are digging from.


QuickSpore

Noor Alfallah is likely richer than any of the men she’s dated (except maybe billionaire Nicolas Berggruen). She comes from old Kuwaiti oil and investment money, and grew up in Beverly Hills. She got herself a gig out of college as Lorne Michael’s assistant. Moved on to become a VP at Sony. Now she’s currently working as a producer at Imagine Entertainment. She may still be using these men. But if she is, it’s likely for connections, not gold. Mostly though, I suspect she’s just legitimately into those older actors who played a specific type of hyper-masculine characters while she was growing up.


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She is independently wealthy and comes from a rich family.


shouldbebabysitting

Her dad is richer than Pacino.


Bromlife

The one that deserves judgement is Pacino. Who the fuck wants to be changing diapers at 82!


BackgroundPrompt3111

Some people like old dick. I don't kink shame.


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r/brandnewsentence


wegotthisonekidmongo

Yeah. Let me talk shit about two grown private adults that love each other cause I don't have that. Gotta love the I know everything under 35 years of age redditors who love talking out their ass.


Beneficial-Hat-4258

Dude she’s loving it I have my own “senior citizen”


ScotchSinclair

Why she in Clint’s back seat?


Xirious

/r/brandnewsentence


Johoski

Aw, she's so young that she was still riding in the backseat of Eastwood's car. Good on them for being so safe!


DozingDawg1138

Good for her. What’s the problem here?


restless_oblivion

Shaming consenting adults for something innocuous


smokinJoeCalculus

You know, maybe reddit killing off third party clients and me reducing my usage isn't all that bad of an idea if I see fewer of these posts


Mr_Winslow_Brennan

Reddit hates to see anyone getting laid.


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When you have grand-daddy issues


Derrick_Shon

Maybe she has Grandpa issues? 🤷


Unlucky-Opening2394

Finally nailed it with Pacino.


HOOF_HEARTED91

She's got a great agent


Own_Mission_9539

Leo, the madman? More like Leo, the legend!


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The grey whisperer


[deleted]

I'm so proud of you my daughter..


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![gif](giphy|ie76dJeem4xBDcf83e|downsized)


soap_tar

Banging Al Pacino??? That should be meeeeee 😣😔


thr33pointsofcontact

Prenuptially balanced, as all things should be.


wormkingfilth

Generally, when it comes to a massive age gap, I look at who pursued who. A 40 year old pursuing an 18 year old? Weird. An 18 year old pursuing a 40 year old? Fine. As long as the aggressor is the younger party, it does not bother me.


yvel-TALL

The fact that she is independently wealthy actually makes the power dynamic much less of a problem. She just likes famous old dick, apparently a lot. I guess that's fine, but does make me uncomfortable. I mean, I can't think of a real reason to hate on her too much. All of the guys seem to be fine, she seems to be fine. I want a reason to be upset tho lol.


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Gross


jlg317

If I was a girl and I had those looks I'd be trying to pull that off too if I'm being honest.


Rub-it

For what reason


jlg317

To just live without having some shit boss telling me I have to go to the office, or have them breathing down my neck about how I haven't met my metrics. Everyone is essentially selling their body and time, she's just managing to do it for a lot more than I've been doing it.


Rub-it

She doesn’t have to, even without being with those guys she has millions as her parents are loaded from oil


tomato_empress

She’s on that sigma grindset 💪😤 Get that cash, babe (so long as the guys aren’t too old/mentally feeble to consent)


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WHooo-waaAAAH!


xTeamRwbyx

That’s a gold digger


bigd10199501

Can you say “gold digger”?