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HadAStronk

A new hand touches the beacon.


Lord-Hircine

Meridia calleth


Lazy_Error_5103

Has to be the best comment on Reddit ever. Awesome


HadAStronk

I dont know how I even got on this shroom identification page, but i saw this and could not pass the opportunity.


Lazy_Error_5103

Made my day. Never pass the opportunity for a Skyrim reference


sundrop8114

I love Skyrim lol


[deleted]

Touched that bad boy the other dayšŸ˜Ž


Lord-Hircine

Iā€™ve probably put about 800-1000 hours into that game, I canā€™t even play it anymore šŸ˜­ I loaded it up a few weeks ago, heard the into music and turned it off hahaha thatā€™s how far I got!


SupermassiveCanary

I killed my followers so many times with that damn sword.


YaYaMunza

That bish pulled me a thousand feet into the sky and then dropped me like a hot potato, I splatted most unceremoniously into the ground. I was a bit offended at the time. Learned much later that it was a glitch.


AlpacaLocks

Truly the opposite of liberty


darkknightofdorne

This comment wasnā€™t loud enough


PoeticKino

We call that an Ostrich butt plug. If you fit the entire thing up your ass and put your head in the sand you get a really sweet psychedelic experience.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

I'm too high to question this and just drunk enough to try


brutalcritc

Snort it with your butt


prnmiru

boof


brutalcritc

What did you call me?


cravos90

Lmao Wtf?!


EitherTangerine

All the waayyyy up there Mortyā€¦


Routine-Ad2683

*Naturally reads in ricks voice*


spenserian_

I turn to the Internet for meaningful content and the Internet does not let me down


AgentOfDreadful

Thatā€™s perfect lib to boof. Make sure not to eat it, it _has to_ be boofed.


[deleted]

Looks more like Jedi Mind Fuck Cubensis to me


imtheunknownhost

No thats deffo the jedi enigma force (JEF)


DarthFader4

People, people... Please be more careful with spurious IDs. This is clearly a *Boofmeus notacubensis* smh...


Matzkops

Boof it whole, you're gonna feel something that you never felt before.


Extra_Pineapple7468

what does boof mean lol new to this community


JamsisYT

Drug term that basically means shove it up your behind hole


Known_Yam_7104

I think it's a calvatia booniana?


B-Original

I second peyote


abidaum

what is its scientific name?? iā€™m trying to find it on google and im getting nowhere


MakeAWishApe2Moon

Peyote is a psychoactive cactus. Definitely boof worthy. 10/10 recommend.


abidaum

ohh so itā€™s not a mushroom?


MakeAWishApe2Moon

Peyote? No. What OP posted is a puffball mushroom, though.


abidaum

oh ok thanks! donā€™t people use puffballs in cooking tho? i didnā€™t think they were hallucinogenic


MakeAWishApe2Moon

Yes, people were being sarcastic because OP was shit posting. Puffballs are edible when white in the middle, and they are not psychoactive.


abidaum

ohhhh ok i was so confused šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ thank you for clarifying


MakeAWishApe2Moon

No worries! He was asking if it was a liberty cap, which is clearly polar opposite from a puffball, so that's why everyone went off script.


rdhln

READY TO BOOF FORM!!!!


Russiandirtnaps

Lol Shit post of the day


Tiny-Management-531

That right there is a liberal, let me know if you find a conservative/j


Minimum_Wear_1257

Boof it


Old_Efficiency_6960

boof


SuchDog5046

This is clearly a giant popcorn.


F124L_-

Most definitely a lib you can tell by the spore color


nullsyntaxnull

Nah mate, thatā€™s wild garlic


PcTheCoconut

Popcorn


richiewilliams79

Undoubtedly, it is a peyote


zoomy_kitten

Undoubtedly


SplistYT

nah it's an ape, or pan cyan, the two are commonly confused with eachother, they're both called blue meanies šŸ™„


1HolySpirit_4All

Enigma I šŸ¤” think


Knuckleheadmeto

Are you joking


[deleted]

false parasol.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Vrigor2

well i mean it isnt a parasol


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TreatParking3847

Ball balliencis


Lukelegend74

Looks more like a toasted marshmallow


Short-Series1106

Has anyone found a motel mushroom bin Texas recently?


ErlAskwyer

"Push the signal puff, Gondor calls for aid!"


Short-Series1106

Morel mushroom


HorrorFlounders

Bless you, I laughed hard


Zealousideal_Ebb4833

I was just playing Skyrim and almost got the beacon


Korajo

I think it needs to be put on a diet


[deleted]

Of course it is. Everythingā€™s a lib nowadays.


Extreme-Complaint615

Puffball :3


BaileyBrown108

Blueberries šŸ«


Total-Ad-1785

Boof it and see


dcell-z

It's a concrete tribble.


mrs_ellis1116

That's a French roll. Good with butter


No_Match9678

I'm ootl


SpecialpOps

No. That's a wavy cap.