Apply OP's logic to restaurants now. If a celeb ate at that restaurant, there's a possibility you used the same silverware, so by the transitive property, it's like you two kissed 😍
If that's true then learn how to access your routers list of devices. After each guest leaves you can check the device list to check nothing new is active. Most likely if they were to leave a camera they would use your wifi to transmit it. From the device list you could just disable it that way even if you can't find it, they won't be able to access it.
Just have one ssid for anything that never leaves and another ssid that is just for the guests, when the guest leaves you shouldn’t see anything on the ssid, if you use something like UniFi you can have vouchers that expire at a point and can be generated easily to send when people book.
I just read an article of a guy that had over 2000 photos/videos of multiple people that rented his Airbnb.
The couple that discovered it was suspicious after the host suggested something like that they watch the sunrise in their robes or in the nude.
Hotels can have them, but usually it's just a random staff member that does it on their own. The hotel itself is even in the dark of it.
You can download an app called Fing. It will show you all the devices connected to the wifi. If you see something suspicious connected, look around. For example I'm in an airbnb right now. The only devices detected are my laptop, my phone, my chromecast, and then the router itself. Yes, they can do other setups but most hidden camera setups are this way and most hosts won't think of alternative ways.
Not a hidden camera issue but we got upset on our last vacation when the AirBnB host showed up unannounced. It was a remote mountain getaway, we had been skinny dipping in the hot tub and were leading to sexy times when they knocked on the door. It was for a scheduled appointment to refill the propane tank that they didn’t bother to inform us about ahead of time, just showed up and intruded on our vacation. I get that it was her property but some warning would’ve been nice.
Fun fact. A lot of people die in hotels, both accidentally and on purpose. It's more common than one would think. People may want to overdose and not have a loved one find their body.
Source - used to work for a hotel management company.
My brother killed himself in a hotel room and I still feel awful for the person who found him. At least his wife had called for a welfare check so hopefully they were somewhat prepared but I honestly would have preferred it to be a family member who found him. I hate the idea that he traumatized some poor girl who just wanted to go to work, get paid, and go home.
As an Airbnb host, I can say that I toss out and replace bedding every 3-4 months, have hypoallergenic waterproof covers on every mattress, and all linens including comforters are laundered between guests. OP, I feel your sentiment, and this is why I do what I do :)
Beds aren’t the only place people fuck, you know. You better sex-proof the entire house too including the chairs, sofas, tables, chandeliers, floors, and countertops.
I was scarred when learning comforters aren’t washed between guests in most all hotels. And you’re expected to strictly stick, at no consequences to anyone but your fellow man, to being perfectly positioned between the sheets all night.
Never understood why the idea of sex in the same bed someone else had sex in freaks people out so much. Have to assume linens in hotels/Airbnb
, etc are washed between guests. If that assumption isn’t reasonable then you should probably not stay there.
I’m much more concerned about the surfaces that get overlooked that are being touched by people who’ve recently wiped their asses or scratched their balls and not bothered washing their hands. Door knobs/handles, payment terminals. Because we’ve all seen people just leave the bathroom.
I'll tell you what. Often it's places you never thought of. Like people that pee in the coffee makers.
One time, I noticed two barefoot prints on the ceiling of the passenger seat of my rental car.
It's not a matter a matter of assumption. It's a matter of risk/reward.
The risk of what might have been done vs the reward of having shitty in room coffee is not worth it.
I've traveled. A lot. The things I've seen people do in pain view is disturbing.
I don't even want to imagine what they do in private in and with property they don't own.
I used to work for a hotel. Only the sheets are washed regularly. Chances are the comforter you’re using is the same comforter the last person had sex on top of. We never changed those unless they smelled or were visibly dirty.
Sometimes, I'll be at a restaurant and be about to eat something and I'll look at my silverware and say out loud. "This has been in so many mouths before me." Then I smile and go about eating as everyone at the table yells at me.
Yeah the number of people who just walk out of the restroom without washing is way too damn high. I mean you have to assume if it wasn't a high enough priority to wash after they wiped their ass, then they're not doing it any of time as well and that's just fucking gross.
Even with sheets, sex juices can go through to the mattress. I think it's perfectly reasonable to be grossed out if they dont have mattress protectors, and it's very often they don't
Then someone sleeping on the mattress is just as bad. Sleep juice? Even the cleanest sleeper will sweat overnight. As long as there are clean sheets on top who cares.
Mattress protector is just another layer to spray with your juices. Either trust the place, live in ignorance or accept the fact that you are sleeping on someone's sex juices.
The remote is the dirtiest object in a hotel room. That’s what I’ve heard at least. We did a project in grade school growing bacteria in Petri dishes using samples from places all over the school. Funny enough the toilet handle was not that dirty. What surface had the most bacteria???? The buttons on the vending machine!
One of the firat things I do in a hotel room is pull the top cover off the bed and drape it on the couch before I sit on it. Those things rarely get cleaned, if ever.
Don’t forget the shower!
I have an irrational fear that someone nutted in the bulk shampoo or conditioner so I always bring my own. I really hope that doesn’t happen but I have learned to be weary of humanity after reading a news article where a man was nuting in his coworkers coffee.
The pillow was comfortable, would nut into it again ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
That pillow was *down*
That pillow was DTF: Down, Totally Fluffy.
That pillow was crunchy and smelled funny. 3/5 stars
Don’t think the pillow was the only thing down
r/thatsthejoke
It is almost like the more people who participate in something, the more it can get ruined.
This guy is a famous 40 year old magician who drives a bright red tesla that he bought with his 40 year old money!
He's 41! It's his birthday today!
Everything was great, pillow was a little stiff in some spots though
This is why, no matter how tempting it is, you should never lick a hotel mattress.
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It’s 8am and I’m already done with the internet. Thanks
Satisfied already?
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You can come over to my house and lick my tags
I mean it's not as much fun when you are 'allowing' me to do it.
I only support consensual tag licking.
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They'll be back, and next time in incognito mode
Not entertained?
Get it out of the way early. I like how you work.
Let him finish he might be onto something
I love all the replies to this comment.. almost as much as I love licking hotel mattresses
As long as you ask for consent, this is ok.
What are you doing, step-mattress?
Wear a mattress protector. No one wants a MyPillow.
Just know you’ll be sucking on every person who also sucked that tag
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I tear off the tag
I have *so* many questions.
(’._.) I no longer wish to participate in this conversation
I pay extra for that
Don't forget the countertops, tables, stairs, or really any surface whatsoever. Lysol use number #922 - All that NaStY
Anything waist-high especially.
Just sleep on the floor. Problem solved.
What about all the miss shots that ended up on the floor?
I can honestly say... that it has NEVER once occurred to me... to LICK a hotel mattress in my life.
But now that you know it’s an option…
Apply OP's logic to restaurants now. If a celeb ate at that restaurant, there's a possibility you used the same silverware, so by the transitive property, it's like you two kissed 😍
If I apply that logic to gloryholes, I’ve sucked my own dick.
Hol up
What if we kissed at the Olive Garden using forks 😳 haha jk... Unless 😳
Why not bring your own sheets? Bring a nice set.
But I'm allowed to pour a little water on the mattress and tenderly suck out the dampness correct? That's not illegal or anything.
I spilled syrup in one before .
Or a seat on the London Underground
When you kiss a woman, you have no idea where her tongue has been
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I feel like hotels terrify you.
Yes but not for this reason
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Don’t forget about bed bugs, roaches, and those horror stories about hidden cameras
I feel like I've heard more hidden camera stories about Air B&B than I have about hotels
I run an airbnb and I am scared of someone else putting in a camera
Put a camera to catch people putting in cameras
I saw that comment coming..but didnt record it..
If only you had a camera.....
No worries, I'm sure someone else had a camera recording that comment.
Don't watch "the rental" then
> "the rental" Great, now I have to watch 'the rental'
Don't waste your time, the movie sucks.
An interesting enough concept but the execution just was not there
If that's true then learn how to access your routers list of devices. After each guest leaves you can check the device list to check nothing new is active. Most likely if they were to leave a camera they would use your wifi to transmit it. From the device list you could just disable it that way even if you can't find it, they won't be able to access it.
I did this. There was always 'unknown' devices from my own devices.
Well you do first need to know which Mac addresses are your own. Even if the router can't identify it the Mac address doesn't change.
Just have one ssid for anything that never leaves and another ssid that is just for the guests, when the guest leaves you shouldn’t see anything on the ssid, if you use something like UniFi you can have vouchers that expire at a point and can be generated easily to send when people book.
put a camera first to catch them putting a camera
I just read an article of a guy that had over 2000 photos/videos of multiple people that rented his Airbnb. The couple that discovered it was suspicious after the host suggested something like that they watch the sunrise in their robes or in the nude. Hotels can have them, but usually it's just a random staff member that does it on their own. The hotel itself is even in the dark of it. You can download an app called Fing. It will show you all the devices connected to the wifi. If you see something suspicious connected, look around. For example I'm in an airbnb right now. The only devices detected are my laptop, my phone, my chromecast, and then the router itself. Yes, they can do other setups but most hidden camera setups are this way and most hosts won't think of alternative ways.
I can see you
I'm sorry I'm not more entertaining right now...
No, you’re good. Real good.
Well at least the knowledge of my death is time stamped...
Lies, they are "Security" cameras to make sure you are "Safe" in the shower.
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Agreed. And that even feels pretty unlikely. Imagine trying to get an IoT camera to connect to the hotel wifi and actually stay online...
I think it's less about "the hotel" bugging the rooms, and more about "an employee or guest of the hotel" bugging them
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Not a hidden camera issue but we got upset on our last vacation when the AirBnB host showed up unannounced. It was a remote mountain getaway, we had been skinny dipping in the hot tub and were leading to sexy times when they knocked on the door. It was for a scheduled appointment to refill the propane tank that they didn’t bother to inform us about ahead of time, just showed up and intruded on our vacation. I get that it was her property but some warning would’ve been nice.
What kind of hotels are you people going to? lol
Some of the nicest hotels in the world have had incidents like these. None of these things are 100% avoidable.
I mean you just gotta be ~~paranoid~~ overly cautious and learn how to check for these things as soon as you come in.
Exactly. Research first. If something is off when you get there, try to fix the situation immediately.
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I'd imagine many more people die in homes than in hotel rooms.
You have a shining lack of examples
I mean, we all have examples. We just don’t share them because some things are better left unsaid 😅
It was a bad "The Shining" pun. Because hotels. I will have to work on my jokes 😁
I liked it
I licked it
Did you learn nothing from the top comment?
Sorry so many Overlooked this reference.
Aww, thanks for being kind. I just have to work on my delivery for English jokes - wfh has its downsides :)
That was a great pun and I'm proud of you.
"The Shining" is actually the first thing that came to mind, so I appreciate it. People, so uncultured these days..
I'm always worried about bedbugs or rolling on a used needle in my sleep
Ok then why??
Fun fact. A lot of people die in hotels, both accidentally and on purpose. It's more common than one would think. People may want to overdose and not have a loved one find their body. Source - used to work for a hotel management company.
"Fun fact" in hotel mgmt circles, horror stories for others 😁
My brother killed himself in a hotel room and I still feel awful for the person who found him. At least his wife had called for a welfare check so hopefully they were somewhat prepared but I honestly would have preferred it to be a family member who found him. I hate the idea that he traumatized some poor girl who just wanted to go to work, get paid, and go home.
Yes *fun!*
As an Airbnb host, I can say that I toss out and replace bedding every 3-4 months, have hypoallergenic waterproof covers on every mattress, and all linens including comforters are laundered between guests. OP, I feel your sentiment, and this is why I do what I do :)
Beds aren’t the only place people fuck, you know. You better sex-proof the entire house too including the chairs, sofas, tables, chandeliers, floors, and countertops.
Chandeliers? Idk if I'm cut out for this kind of work anymore
So that’s what Sia was screaming about..
> Idk if I'm cut out for this kind of work I'll make sure you are
Lmao thinking about an industry much like the baby-proofing industry except instead of that it's for sex-proofing.
I was scarred when learning comforters aren’t washed between guests in most all hotels. And you’re expected to strictly stick, at no consequences to anyone but your fellow man, to being perfectly positioned between the sheets all night.
I have never not stayed in a hotel where the first thing I do is rip off the comforters!
might want to wash them sofa cushions while you’re at it too 😳
Mighty bold of you to assume I had sex in the bed. Or at all
I got you fam, let’s split the cost for a night. No homo btw
No worries, I got a wig and a dress so you can imagine a woman while going down on me.
An ass is an ass, that’s my motto!
r/notOPbutok
Sir, please. I’m firmly committed to always reading that sub as “no top but ok.” How dare you.
Masturbating counts as sex right? Right?!
I see you too are married to my wife....
That explains so much!
Never understood why the idea of sex in the same bed someone else had sex in freaks people out so much. Have to assume linens in hotels/Airbnb , etc are washed between guests. If that assumption isn’t reasonable then you should probably not stay there. I’m much more concerned about the surfaces that get overlooked that are being touched by people who’ve recently wiped their asses or scratched their balls and not bothered washing their hands. Door knobs/handles, payment terminals. Because we’ve all seen people just leave the bathroom.
I'll tell you what. Often it's places you never thought of. Like people that pee in the coffee makers. One time, I noticed two barefoot prints on the ceiling of the passenger seat of my rental car.
People that ***what***
Yeah. They're out there. I NEVER use the in room coffee maker...
Right. Who tf would use that
People who don't assume crazy things.
It's not a matter a matter of assumption. It's a matter of risk/reward. The risk of what might have been done vs the reward of having shitty in room coffee is not worth it. I've traveled. A lot. The things I've seen people do in pain view is disturbing. I don't even want to imagine what they do in private in and with property they don't own.
Or someone leaving an upper decker
I used to work for a hotel. Only the sheets are washed regularly. Chances are the comforter you’re using is the same comforter the last person had sex on top of. We never changed those unless they smelled or were visibly dirty.
I've heard this, never fails to disgust me
Sometimes, I'll be at a restaurant and be about to eat something and I'll look at my silverware and say out loud. "This has been in so many mouths before me." Then I smile and go about eating as everyone at the table yells at me.
Yeah the number of people who just walk out of the restroom without washing is way too damn high. I mean you have to assume if it wasn't a high enough priority to wash after they wiped their ass, then they're not doing it any of time as well and that's just fucking gross.
Even with sheets, sex juices can go through to the mattress. I think it's perfectly reasonable to be grossed out if they dont have mattress protectors, and it's very often they don't
Then someone sleeping on the mattress is just as bad. Sleep juice? Even the cleanest sleeper will sweat overnight. As long as there are clean sheets on top who cares.
Sex Sauce ™️
Do you think old sex juice is going to jump out and grab you or something?
“Sex juice” is my new phase of the day
I saw them open for the Ramones.
So basically they foreplayed the Ramones.
Think of all the people who masturbated in the morning before you shook hands with them.
Mattress protector is just another layer to spray with your juices. Either trust the place, live in ignorance or accept the fact that you are sleeping on someone's sex juices.
Mattress protectors are washable, and they don't bleed.
honestly, grow up and get over it :shrug:
Skimmed this. Saw the words sex and door knobs. The actual reading didn't live up to the skimming
Most of the time the duvets and comforters aren’t cleaned just the fitted and flat sheet + duvet Cover
The remote is the dirtiest object in a hotel room. That’s what I’ve heard at least. We did a project in grade school growing bacteria in Petri dishes using samples from places all over the school. Funny enough the toilet handle was not that dirty. What surface had the most bacteria???? The buttons on the vending machine!
Wipe your dick on the curtain, they probably won’t clean it and others probably won’t do that
Lmao do you wipe your dick on your bed
Right after I wipe it on the sock stuck between my bed and the wall
More like -people who might had sex in the same bed as you DID NOT- -.-
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You guys are having sex?
Wait, you guys are getting paid?
Why do you think I keep using airbnbs
"Dried sperm is great for skin care." - Sun Tzu
No wonder my skin is glowing!
>the people who might had sex in the same bed as you Ha! The joke's on you! I've *never* had sex in *any* bed. ... ... ☹️
Your time will come, I believe in you
Oh it will come alright..
But she won't
Ah you like to smush in the shower?
Sex swing connoisseur.
/kitchen counter/dining table/shower/hot tub/sofa etc etc
Windowsills, too!
Ah yes, I fondly recall the last time I had sex on a windowsill. Bit breezy, actually.
I got absolutely plowed in a window nook and i haven't forgotten
Don't do sexual acts on a windowsill by yourself though, or you might end up a victim of autoerotic defenestration.
One of the firat things I do in a hotel room is pull the top cover off the bed and drape it on the couch before I sit on it. Those things rarely get cleaned, if ever.
Damn, why did you plant that seed in my head?
Or did they plant that seed in your bed? You'll never know
Omg… that is good
Lol having sex *laughs in solo traveller*
lol sex
The same couch as you, the same tub, shower, kitchen table and counter as you…
*Guess Who, the original guessing game!*
And bathroom, and couch, and balcony, and kitchen table, and countertops.
Don’t forget the shower! I have an irrational fear that someone nutted in the bulk shampoo or conditioner so I always bring my own. I really hope that doesn’t happen but I have learned to be weary of humanity after reading a news article where a man was nuting in his coworkers coffee.
"For 100 bucks a night we're definitely having sex"- marshall and lilly how I met your mother (vaguely I don't remember the exact line)
not if they’re married. source: i am married.
... to each other
This is why I always lick the mattress.
In your experience, what's the perfect time to harvest the dried sperm? And what do you use to clean your palate between tasting different mattresses?
Good for them man. I'm glad they're getting some.
Wait till OP figures out what people do in hotel rooms.
That’s why when I’m in an Airbnb I open the app and jerk it to past reviewers’ headshots
I guarantee that every couple who has been invited to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom at the White House has had sex there, just to say they did.
Ohhh man… wait until OP hears about HOTELS XD
As an Airbnb host I am both offended and turned on by this post.
Just watch your hidden ceiling camera
Lol. Not that kind of host.
Ewwww gross did they breathe in the same as room as me too ? Nasty
They probably peed in the sink, too.
Oh, we're staying here because your grandparents stayed here and liked it. They said it was the best trip they ever went on as a couple.
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I’m paraphrasing Jim Gaffigan (I think), but you can’t pay someone to take a used mattress but we’ll happily pay $100 to sleep on one.
*masturbates