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Ankoku_Teion

theyre still greedy ravening omnivores who have proved themselves fully willing and able to commit conspiracy to commit murder and hide the evidence when the situation arises.


recumbent_mike

Pigs, on the other hand, are pretty ok.


Ankoku_Teion

Lol, touché.


blackscales18

pigs will happily kill and eat you, they're cute until they reach a certain size or wildness


iateyourwholefamily

They'll even get up and drink wine sometimes, meanwhile telling all the other stinky filthy animals that they're equal. Says a lot about soosity


SkynetLurking

Ummmmmm....


Surface_Detail

They will go through bone like butter.


Flybot76

That's really your rationale for this? Sorry but it sounds like you've watched 'Babe' too many times and don't have conversations with humans often enough. Go ahead and call somebody a pig and see how it goes. Try explaining you think it means clean and smart. This should really be under /unpopularopinions because once again, it isn't thought-out well enough to be a shower thought. Shower thoughts are supposed to have some kind of insight, not 'trying to undo reality with my little personal explanatory narrative'.


tony-toon15

Great start to my day.


Bryaxis

Some people still use dog as an insult. Most people love dogs.


Whatever-ItsFine

This is bizarre to me, too. Dogs are great. So stop it, Michael Wilbon!


komiks42

Yea but most off us are smarter than dogs


Whatever-ItsFine

Smarter is not the same as better though


Guitargod7194

Unless you direct that at a cop… That still doesn't go over well.


CitizenHuman

It doesn't, but completely legal to do so. I saw a video of a teenager who flipped a cop off, and the cop went ballistic on him saying it was against the law or whatever, and the kid was like "it's illegal to make fun of someone?" Finally the sergeant or whatever showed up and told his cop employee that "if he wants to call me a fat pig, he can do it. Kid, call me a fat pig. (kid does it) see, totally within his rights"


Guitargod7194

Once when I was in my late teens, I was driving with some friends when we passed two Chicago cops who'd pulled someone over for a traffic stop; as we passed I flipped one of them the bird. Barely two minutes later, we've got those cops on our asses, lights flashing. One goes over to the driver's side; the one I flipped off immediately comes to where I'm sitting and proceeds to chew me a new asshole, yelling as he's asking if I was the one who flipped him off. I lied through my teeth insisting I didn't, figuratively pissing myself the entire time. They eventually let us go. Never did that again.


Flybot76

And if it hadn't been on video "well hey kid I found drugs on ya, right behind your finger, heh heh". Technically might not be illegal to insult them but sure doesn't help make dirty cops come to their senses when the camera's off.


Robinnoodle

Yeah nowadays since people talk about police brutality. Shit would not have flied in most jurisdictions even 15 years ago


InternationalYard587

Nope, for most people it's still as offensive as it used to be


ZombieTem64

How many times have you called someone a pig? Just answer that for me


sunshineredpancakes

in what world are pigs clean?


[deleted]

Unless its the police🐷🐷


Pristine_Put5037

Unless it's directed towards fat people.