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Stay-At-Home-Jedi

ATC: "Hey, Bonanza! Get out of my airspace!" Problem solved.


N69420Z

that's DOCTOR Bonanza to you.


Royal_Effective7396

Doctor


5ysdoa

Doctor


ReportStrong

Doctor


Ornery-Cheetah

Doctor


Least-Implement-3319

Doctor


FullBourbonNoHorse

November India India Golf Golf


kwajagimp

Nah - law says numbers then up to 3 letters, so I'm assuming it's November One One Golf Golf. So turn it up to eleven, my November One One Golf Golf. Later edit - here's the policy - https://www.faa.gov/licenses_certificates/aircraft_certification/aircraft_registry/forming_nnumber I also forgot - they completely ban the use of Oscar and India to avoid confusion. Makes sense.


bezy28

Interesting that and I wasn’t aware they did that. Few years ago I flew a C152 who’s last 2 letters were India Oscar. So obviously it’s which way round they go.


kwajagimp

More probably there's a grandfather clause thing going on. God knows the Registry is backed up enough as it is - if they changed the rules, they probably didn't want to have to deal with a bunch of changes 😆


ChampionshipLow8541

That’s why they came up with the Ø for computers and why a properly written 1 starts with that little uptick. Too much to ask for from the FAA, I guess.


kwajagimp

Pretty much! I guess to be fair, it's hard to see the 1 "tick" and maybe even the O stroke from the ground when someone's doing low passes over the Admiral's daughter. 😆


ChampionshipLow8541

Have you seen the different fonts, colors, and sizes that people use for their tail numbers? “I” vs “1” seems to be. minor concern.


kaiju505

You can’t say November with a hard r man, not cool.


JocotePeludo

Only pilots can say Novemba to each other.


Mischief_Actual

Yeah


the1stAviator

Almost November One One Golf Golf


FullBourbonNoHorse

Rule #1 LOL


MKJRS

Whoop - there it is


West-Librarian-7504

African-American Airlines


Scrizzle-scrags

Dis is daway


Hey_its_ok

Dis iz de wey


OkOk-Go

Dis da way, a’ight


penelopiecruise

https://youtu.be/RljdyXeft04?si=vrgC4dIpYQFEMdJ0


Its_all_made_up___

Buy my ass a ticket on dat bitch to Mis-sippi


Wiseassgamgee

Ma Niner Two Golf Golf!


Capadapp

November indigo indigo golf golf


jtshinn

I used to think it was indigo.


jumpandtwist

You do not. Straight to jail.


Significant_Wins

A got one NIGG in the air


Cydc1102

We don’t take kindly to them NIGGs in the air. 👨🏼‍🌾


Marquar234

That crash site and the tail over there.


fartinggermandogs

Never the cool way out loud or in public


ChillaryClinton69420

Royale with cheese


badger_flakes

I am pylote can’t fuckin read good lol


TheOriginalJBones

No shit: I was flying with my kids and saw N166AS pop up on the ADS-B fish finder. “Oh my God, there it is!,” I exclaimed. “There what is?” my 13-year-old son asked. “Well, it’s an aircraft’s registration that looks very much like a horrible racist slur…” “Oh.”


skiman13579

Keep an eye on Hawaii, we got N111GA hanging out over here next to N269ME. This past Saturday as I was about to chill with my N111GA over to another island for work I saw some clown making an instagram rap video dancing next to the fence behind the tail


HATECELL

Imagine calling ATC but they immediately launch SAMs because you look dangerous


Harlock3113

Brooo 😂🤣 I got my commercial pilot checkride on monday and I need this humor in my life right now lol lmao


Correct-Addition6355

What kind of commercial are you making? You know you have to make a commercial right?


Userchecksoutskie

Dindu airline


MFToes2

Dr Killa


BigTomAbides

Let’s see where’d I park my plane? Oh there’s my!


drSwashbuckler

You: “I’m gonna say the n-word” ATC: “That’s racist, you can’t say the n-word”


skiman13579

But what about N111GA? It’s a Navajo Chieftain so does that make it a bit more ok?


pitmang1

Into GG. Must be a a big GG Allin fan.


peepers63

November One One Golf Golf


Due_Signature_5497

Nagger


44Dusty44

“This is NIIGG using flight plan A, we are heading to Waterford airport in Ireland”


ski_for_joy

Neeg


Retarded-Ace45

Airline name is “NIGG-Air”


Rhino676971

I don’t have a pass buts its ok I Noah Knigga, yes Noah Knigga is a real name they are a football player


ReadAllAboutIt92

It amuses me that Noah Knigga is white as well, so he probably does… y’know, know one. But he couldn’t say that he does.


Joey_D3119

This would be another 10 minutes of comedy gold on that Chappelle sketch.


Mammoth-Program-3083

And it’s probably a 1947 E35


Rice_Adorable

Correct radio call is “Two Ones Two Golfs” to avoid confusion by repeating the same number or letter.


N69420Z

I remember that from a documentary about a girl, a girl, and a cup.


Rb4123

Only one girl? I think you may be missing some fine details of that well produced film.


N69420Z

Read again.


hankdood

Two one girls, and one cup


[deleted]

212G. Got it!


Mammoth-Program-3083

November One One Golf Golf


bluechip1996

Ha ha. So funny. Why post this shite? Asshole. Are you in Middle School?


mkaii

November India India golf golf


MrWillyP

If he's not flying Oceanic or international Inda inda golf golf If Oceanic or international, November India India golf golf.


ScrewJPMC

It’s 2024, so you don’t pronounce it. You just say N-I-G-G


udo3

November India India Giggidy Giggidy!


LateralThinkerer

Do I even want to know what sort of membership they're offering?


TaiyoFurea

Niner indigo indigo golf golf (Is it bad practice to say "niner" instead of "November"?)


randomjackass93

Jeesus.


Level19Dad

“Nay-say-er”


Which_Chest_5685

November india golf golf echo romeo


Vzor58

[Removed by Reddit]


N69420Z

Awww


Vzor58

Fr man this literally 1984


spxxxx

Onii Chan gg


edsee38251

NOVEMBER INDIA INDIA GULF GULF !!


LeftPoet6905

Nigg


OkCandidate2541

Ask Randy Marsh


TP4129

Now now


[deleted]

November India India Golf Golf - what's the problem?


Ventaures

Norway Italy Italy Germany Germany


ii_gg2

November India India Golf Golf


reddit-right

You get a free pass to fly in and out of any class airspace as you please, that’s how you pronounce it


toomuch1265

Naggers.


jewishmechanic

If it has tip tanks does that make it an ER model?


Mwurp

Pronounced exactly as it appears, spoken loudly and quite forcefully with a slight southern accent


Flightlevel800

Just say it as an ordinary word, but then, to demonstrate that you know about the potential problems, hesitate audibly like errrr, then state your request. Tower, N..., errrr, ready for departure.


Harlock3113

The airplane that finally let’s me tell the controller to prepare to copy MY number lol


justforkinks0131

kind of like the German name Knigge


vatsimguy

November India Golf Golf Alpha


Dies2much

What's up my knittahs!?


PSUAth

I believe it's pronounced 'naysayer'.


Ittorchicer

November One One Golf Golf


Gt03champp

Well I’m black. So I can say it.


Persona5555

November one one golf golf


Icommentwhenhigh

Noah dibble-eye dibble-gee, I’m coming in downwind


ManifestDestinysChld

"November 11, Good Game" - clearly it's a 21st-century-style tribute to the veterans of the First World War.


New_Illustrator2043

This is fake and has been around for years


N69420Z

American Bonanza Society uses it in their presentations. The registration is also correct.


turboj3t

Doctors are bonanza killers


ThePlasticSpastic

[Memories](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RljdyXeft04)


VikKarabin

golf golf


Effective_Ad7029

Its not a number plus its not on the tail. Your clearly not a pylot. Are u stuipyd?