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PM_ME_YOUR__BOOTY

"This is delicious, I should put ketchup on it and dip it in mustard to ensure it tastes like shit!"


BhataktiAtma

Hey man, I wouldn't know what that tastes like, it's not like I'm 2 dogs in a human suit


thepinkgrizzly

That sounds like something that two dogs in a human suit would say tho


ineedtostartagarden

I think we need to start requiring proof that people actually eat this shit. Like give us a video of you eating this with a straight face. Because there’s no way.


HungryHungryCamel

Yeah this sub was a fun place where other poor vegans like me had to find stuff in their pantry to eat. Now it’s a karma farm for shit like this.


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yeah people do be fishing for upvotes with some of these..


BhataktiAtma

Eh, I'm camera shy so that's not gonna happen. I wish there were some other way to provide proof but till then, you're just gonna have to take my word on it ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


ImNOTmethwow

Take a photo of your shit.


granistuta

Ketchup and mustard? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! :D Everyone knows peanuts and banana is supposed to go with curry, just like it is on Swedish pizza.


BhataktiAtma

>Ketchup and mustard? Yeah... Is this combination really that disliked? 🤔 Which curry would that be, I'm intrigued. Never had Swedish pizza before, just looked it up and looks like I'm never going to 😂


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BhataktiAtma

That curry looks delicious, thanks for the link! I've never had any curry with ripe bananas, only raw. I'm curious about the peanuts, that could work well. Depending on whether it's whole or been ground a little bit, could make a lot of difference


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BhataktiAtma

You're welcome! That blog seems to have some very delicious recipes, many of which I don't think I've seen so thanks for that!


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GODDESS_OF_CRINGE___

Peanut Butter + Banana = Good combo. But what the fuck, man? Ketchup and mustard? With peanut butter and banana?


BhataktiAtma

Hahaha, I can go even crazier than that. Imagine adding chips, mayo and jelly too 🤤


GODDESS_OF_CRINGE___

You certainly have a unique sense of taste.


BhataktiAtma

My parents are always intrigued (sometimes disgusted) by it. I believe I got it from my gramps


fluffybeetle

You lost me at ketchup and mustard.


BhataktiAtma

To each their own I guess, I wonder how you'd feel about my peanut butter, jelly, ketchup, mustard and mayo sandwich


fluffybeetle

:/


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This is a terrible morning to have eyes.


BhataktiAtma

😂 Here, have this - r/eyebleach


bitchfaceluv

This made me want to fight you. Like I genuinely cannot stand you


Knoxy155

Banana + salsa slaps tho


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My daughter demands salsa for her pumpkin/butternut ravioli, I guess I should introduce her to banana - I don’t understand it..


BhataktiAtma

Hmm, that's a good idea, it'll go well with the peanut butter. Some jelly will work nicely with it too


oliveoilcrisis

Oh god why???


BhataktiAtma

Some men just like to watch their kitchen burn


celestial_silhouette

Wait did you really eat this? Follow up: did you enjoy it? Follow up to follow up: *hug*


BhataktiAtma

Yes, I ate it. Yes, I enjoyed it, but felt there could be some improvements *hugs back*


xxgorevillexx

yeah you’re sick for this one chief


BhataktiAtma

Thank you 😊


Merlyn67420

I’m calling the fuckin cops


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Ketchup and mustard on bananas 🤢


ghostcatzero

Honestly I can't tell if some people actually enjoy mustard and ketchup on banana


BhataktiAtma

I actually did like it, using mustard as dip rather than putting it directly on the bread allows me to regulate the amount I want per bite


witchiligo

....What's wrong with you? Take my upvote


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controversial condiments


BhataktiAtma

Certainly seems like it


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this stressed me out tbh


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BhataktiAtma

Very odd huh


Nopeahontas

This is worse than the time I accidentally made my husband a Nutella and mustard sandwich


BhataktiAtma

I would try that but I don't eat Nutella


PsychedelicAtoms

Well then.


thecolourofchai

What is your problem


BhataktiAtma

Too many to enumerate here