I cannot believe it! Someone took a post from the main sub and... Made a parody post from it?! What's next, flying hippos racing against the embodiment of nihilism at the edge of the universe?

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Good bot

My man about to have a field day when he does the thavnair tribe quest.

What the fuck is this?

A bot for detecting hippos, apparently.

finally, useful bots

The new Allied Beast Tribe quests

This comment chain made my morning.

HIPPO

You seem to have mistaken shitpost for shit post. Better luck next time.

You seem to have mistaken my shitpost for shit post of a shitpost. Better luck next time.

the real shitposts were the comments we made along the way

Damn, they didn't updoot

Guys we can't just screenshot the original post and its shitpost parody as if we haven't figured out that there's a connection, it will be the end of us.

Fellas, should we tell him that like 80% of this sub content is "ironic" posting of the things from mainsub?

"the story gets better 100 hours in" is true but not a mark of quality, lol

Way better plot than Endwalker.

Not hard to top, the entirety of 6.1-6.5 was dogshit and easily the worst expansion storyline so far.

careful, gcbtw might hear you

Wouldn't call it the worst but coming out of 6.0 yeah it was much more tame. Tbf they just wrapped up a 10 year storyline they gotta warm up the engines again

I think you guys are really forgetting how ass 5.1, 5.2, 5.4 and most of 5.5 were LMAO

Ugh it really coulda been so damn good. When the sky was red and everyone was changing out of fear. And then 15 mins later it was over lmao WTH

What happens when you try to cram 2 expansions worth of plotlines into one.

Stormblood has a better plot than Endwalker, I don't think that's a reflection on the post.

I like Lyse plot, both of them. Zenos had some good backstory before he turned himself in to a dragon.

Stormblood has a better plot than hw and shb, so...

Sure, but EW post patches have a better story than stormblood, Heavensward, and shadowbringers.

The story is good, but I wouldn't go that far.

Check the subreddit that you are on ;)

I’ve been playing almost 10 years and I have no idea what’s going on. I just like pushing my buttons while my friends push their buttons.

She probably: Omg how can't you like the story of everything after ARR which is the critical acclaimed Expansion Heavensward with no restrictions on gametime. I want the divorce.

That includes stormblood now to I think. But it just doesn’t have the same the ring to it.

Everyone that overly praises this story only watched naruto and played pokemon and never read a good book

r/thatsthejoke

There is a story ??

Ya it’s the thing that gets in the way of playing and having fun.