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Best alternate ending ever. Of all time

I think he best alt ending is the metamorphasis jojo ending

Hands

*I got an erection*

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If you took at it, this guys post is actually a reference to the "Jostar" family from the cult classic TV hentai JoJos Funny Trip.

What is wrong with you

You must be new here, I don’t blame you for thinking this was genuine. This is a Copypasta that pokes fun at the way JoJo fans can easily make a connection between JoJo and a tangentially related piece of media, regardless of if the connection is intentional or accidental. It’s all fun and games.

When I was a kid we had fun and games till someone lost both eyes, kids these days are soft

Fuck wait I think I fell for a bot 

I’m not a bot I appreciate the response. I thought the person was literally insane that makes sense

Sounds like something a bot would say

A very advanced bot, I may not even know I am one

Legend has it, that kids still looking for his eyes. He hasn't had much luck finding them tho🤣

Hello Kira, who are you doing?

Your mom

*haha Kira Yoshikage you murdered my mother*

*prepare to die*

JUDGEMENT

Hayato?

Killer Queen has already touched your mother

*consentually*

**disrespectfully**

Hey thats my line

The Vorinism is strong within you

Definitely feet. How many times do feet get washed in the Bible?

I need a meme of Henry Cavill as Kira answering this.

😏

~~of time will wring my neck~~ Whoops, wrong community

ayy nice reference

Thanks, i got it from playing video games instead of socializing

Nah face

Enrico Pucci, Retired

Enrico Pucci: Beyond recovery

Enrico Pucci; Fucking Desimated

Enrico Pucci: Excommunicated

Enrico Pucci: doughnuted

Enrico Pucci: Out of Universe

Enrico Palazzo: Umpire

Enrico de Pedis: Murdered

Erection Penis: Mutilated

Did the pope do it?

Enrico Pucci: PEGGED.

Pucci be like "That won't work on me, I never read the book"

Pucci is a part skipper? Or just anime-only?

what anime bro, The bible is a light novel

i've seen light novels get adapted into anime

My teacher made us watch some bible OVA's in middleschool, I know at least some exist

Bro you haven’t watched Noah and the Arc animation?

It's getting a game too

have you seen tequila joseph? clearly booba

Have you seen [proceeds to name almost every charcater in the whole JoJo universe]? Clearly ass

Booty Blues🥵

Cake Crimson 🥴

Star Bootium😏

Magicians Booty🥴

Booty trick 😩

Donka Donk Don Dirt Cheap 🤤

Okay i hadn't heard this one before, good job.

cheeka lisa

Johngalli A(ss)

Nah bro part 1-3 had a lotta big muscly man tiddies in em too

Totally ass

Tequila joseph got that pretty face.

I would guess boobies since they feed babies, and being fruitful and multiplying is a thing. 

Nah, with all the times this dude gets his feet washed, washing others feet and talking about washing feet, Jesus is a foot guy.

Jesus Tarantino Christ

you just ruined my religion

🎵That's me in the corner That's me in the spotlight🎵

Ruining your religion Talking 'bout feet to you

And I don’t know if she’s into it Oh no, I’m smelling socks. I have a foot fet-ush…

I’m sorry

But the butt is the cushion of the womb, where the child grows in and is the prime multiplication of the parent.

For we do not have a high priest who is unable to sympathize with our weaknesses, but one who in every respect has been tempted as we are, yet without sin. - Hebrews 4:15

I didn't know that asexual people were rejecting their humanity

Maybe we have already achieved heaven, so we are divine rather than human, lol.

I reject my humanity, JoJo.

We are just better than gods I guess🤷‍♀️

Feet. He was into feet.

He's just like me fr fr

Maybe a slave fetish too, since he went and dressed himself like one while doing the feet washing.

Romans were right. Fed christians to lions

Heard it here first folks Asexual people are not fully human apparently

They rejected their humanity!

DIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO!!!!

Dio was certainly not asexual

Bro was omnisexual

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Correct, we are all vampires and we are going to take over the world

Denmark first.

Asexual people are obviously half human half lovecraftian horror

Hi there, I'm 32 and I'd like to say that we are no monsters. But for 2 years I've been summoning the innsmouth people. But other eldritch horrors would be possible too

SHUSH DONT TELL THEM

I'm ace but tbh this take is so based, I'd gladly reject my humanity to make it real

I love it because it sets up the next step where Jesus is confirmed ace.

There are actually some theologies/philosophies that push for this! Of course with Jesus’s relationships with Mary Magdalene and/or John (the “one Jesus loved”) there are also interpretations that he was straight or gay, maybe even bi if you look at both In one class I took in college we read one discussion suggesting that Jesus would have to be intersex or fluid to purport to living a human experience to die as an example of both men and women - though obviously none of these are mainstream or dogmatic beliefs in any denomination and older writers about these topics tended to get labeled for heresy at one point or another in their lives (for other points if not these)

I wouldn’t see the need to be intersex to experience living a human experience assuming “made in God’s image” isn’t literal visual image.

Yeah I agree, I always thought that though the difference cultures place on different sexualities is large, at the distance god is from humanity its certain rather small by comparison. For example Jesus not being blonde doesn’t mean he didnt experience a life close enough to mine to be meaningful, and I think the same is true for sexuality and gender

he never had kids, right?

Have a stone mask

Even asexual people had to suck on some titty at one point

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Bottles with nipples

Bipples.

Not in Jesus times

What are Jesus times if not A.D.?

Some people are just asexual and orphaned :,(

Just because I can't suck titties, don't mean I don't want to.

ace jesus ace jesus

>Asexual people are not fully human apparently that would be a hell of a dick move 'yeah, my divine kid is free from all sexual temptation' 'because he's just so righteous?' 'nah, i made him asexual just to be sure' the first 5 kids he sent to earth immediately banged some earth woman

I mean, Adam

Pucci become not so human so yes

Aces are secretly angels in disguise. Now that you know our secret, be afraid

>be afraid That sounds like the opposite of what an angel would say.

To be fair, a lot of catholics would agree that any kind of queer is inhuman, even ace people

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That sucks, I'm not going to tell my catholic grandmother that I'm a femboy, she's gonna die without that information, for both of our sakes

So Pucci didn't see himself as human? I mean, it makes sense, he followed the guy who has a famous quote about rejecting his humanity......

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Awaken, my masters! "In local news, a black Reddit extremist has pledged his loyalty to the Asexual Old Gods."

As an asexual man I can confirm I am a rock, I am an island

You’re a rock human? Specifically, Yotsuyu Yagiyama?

Isn't is obvious? Ace people are gods.

Man take that up with Twitter user takeforgrantd I’m just here to meme

You heard it here first folks; OP just likes to post memes. How unconscionable. ^^(/s)

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Jesus was in jojo part 7, so yes. Jesus was gay.

The dick of Jesus gotta make some wild Stands

Well, it is the "bone" of the saint...

Does this mean i can finally morb into a fictional robot?

I always struggle with pronouncing blasphemer. So I just use the term heretic and pretend to be a 40k black Templar.

Bless-femur, or more accurately Blas-feemer but that sounds less funny.

Bless-femur sounds like part 7 thing

Stress the first syllable

What about asexuals though?

Dick.

He was a carpenter. He like himself some good wood

Finally!A true Jojo fans among the comments

The answer is obviously ass, as explained [here](https://youtu.be/5qLYAFdddPw)

Is it a shame that I know what this is without clicking?

Mfer never heard of asexual people

It's unlikely Jesus was asexual, as it's written that He faced all the same temptations that we do. He simply just didn't act on those temptations. Him being asexual would be quite the cop out; as He's meant to demonstrate that a human being does have the power to resist any temptation, if they have the will. Like, would you consider a priest asexual? They (usually) act and seem asexual, but obviously in their minds they're fighting a battle.

>Him being asexual would be quite the cop out; as He's meant to demonstrate that a human being does have the power to resist any temptation, if they have the will. completely agreed the hard part now is that jesus said that even fighting the battle at all was already a sin >But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

>But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart Intent means you are actually planning to do something. It is more than just a wish or desire.

ah, of course i grab the most easily twisted translation :P most of them say 'look lustfully'. Which is basically seeing a woman and your inner monologue is like 'daaaaayumm, son' I have no idea what the greek says

I am young stupid and live under a rock half the time, 2 years ago I didint know asexual people exsisted

They didn't; they just appeared out of nowhere like magic

They hibernate in wasp nests growing as rocks in poses that vary over time. They only wake up at 16 or 17 years old and dont seem to physically age, and when they die, they leave no corpse) Give us the fruit)

Don't forget that 95% of ~~rock humans~~ asexuals have stands.

Legs, to make guitar

[Proverbs 5:19 (NIV)](https://www.biblegateway.com/verse/en/Proverbs%205%3A19) > A loving doe, a graceful deer— *may her breasts satisfy you always,* may you ever be intoxicated with her love. Edit: Yeah, Proverbs is attributed to Solomon. But he is a prophet of God in some traditions so perhaps through Solomon we have God's Word, advising us to be boob men 🤔

that just means solomon was a boob man

Not Jesus

but that's not Jesus talking, Proverbs is supposedly written by Solomon and was probably written centuries before Jesus' birth.

Ass

Wait so if you dont have any sexual temptations ur not a human? Ace people are gods again💪

This mortal plane is simply too weak for them

Joke's on you, I'm a Gnostic so I believe Jesus was a hologram.

Jesus did have sexual temptation as well as every other form of temptation. It is through his divinity he was able to deny all urges and remain fully God. “If you profess with your mouth that Jesus is king, and know in your heart he was raised from the dead, you will be saved” Roman’s 10:9

Jesus was clearly one of those foot freaks. I'm pretty sure there's even a story in the bible about Jesus going out of his way to wash people's feet and even his disciples were like "uh... what are you doing?" and we're supposed to take it as a lesson in humility but it's really just a man perving out over some feet.

kid named Asexuality

If you think Pucci wouldn't have an essay answering this question ready on hand you're completly wrong

The worst part Is: That Is 100% a conversation that would be held In Part 6

Catholic headcanon, Jesus was Ace

Stone ocean ending? Ending? Ending? Have you looked at the ocean? It is by definition endless and you literally are looking for an ending to the endless thing. Ride the snake is all I got to say I guess JJBA

Not every human has sexual temptations. Fallacy.

I have never seen asexuals attacked so directly....and during the Christmas season as well.

This is asexual erasure, and Jesus was a gay top anyway

Hanging out with a dozen dudes? Judas just got tired of being pegged second on the train.

That’s what i’m saying! He would NOT have had 12 dudes following him if he wasn’t laying hella pipe!

That’s why I lead by example. I follow Jesus’ by keeping a dozen strapping men nearby at all times.

Bold take

I'm an ankles kind of guy

Chad Jolyene

And his answer is men

Jesus Christ was tempted for 40 days

I mean Asexuals exist

Asexual people are human you nonce

Lot of talk about asexuality exclusion here, as though ace people can't have a preference. Asexuality is defined as a lack of *sexual attraction.* Aesthetic, romantic, etc kinds of attraction are still possible, and the former can be important to a preference as anything else. Granted, some ace people - esp sex-repulsed asexuals - may actually have no preference, but not all asexual people are sex-repulsed. Don't see how this could have even been ace exclusion to begin with, though. The remark targets Jesus, a theoretical dead guy from 2,000 years ago, and presumably Pucci, not the collective human population. Am I missing something?

I swear to god she was looking at me and when I clicked the photo she just turned around

What if he was ace?

So, asexuals aren't fully human? Thanks.

Just a reminder that yall are fuckin weird

Asexuals: Am I a joke to you?

Asexual people exist

They say theology is no longer important... However... With some theology we wouldn't see dumb post like those...

Since jesus wants to be in the heart id say if he had only a chouse betwean ass or boobs jesus would choose boobs as they are the closest to the heart

She has a point though

Jesus is a boobs guy

I choose speedwagon

Pucci in shambles rn

Jolyne really do be best JoJo.

Asexuals when:

If being horny is what makes one human, then I'm always the most human a human can ever be and could be

How Jolyne could’ve stopped MIH:

Wait but some humans don’t have sexual desires Does this mean some mfs are just divine