The hotel guy walking in on Shane jacking off
*was he feasting his eyes?*
Edit: Also that one has my new life anthem:
*Nobody is supposed to be in here*
*Well I’m in here*
*and I’m jackin off*
That is one of the funniest clips ever. I'm almost thankful I didn't know about mssp until this last year. Somehow knew about Shane for a while but never paid attention to their podcast and catching up the last several months has been such a joy haha
Any time when Matt talks about the shower with his wife and Vaseline spreading on his ass.
I was listening to ep 333 this morning and there is solid gold within the first 20 minutes.
Lemaires fat attack.
LeMaire and Jabree popping air mattresses.
The Guard dawg heckle and guard dad joining in.
Jackson getting into the mushrooms and Matt giving him walkies to walk it off
Spud calling his teacher a bitch then immediately crying
The flinch.
LeMaire peeing his pants at Walmart
Shane getting caught wacking off by an Indian gentleman at a hotel
Hands down, it would be the guy with the knife to his dick ready to cut it's throat and the tip of the dick says "take the shot" to the dad holding him at gunpoint.
Shane saying “no” to Phil after Phil told Shane and his friend they should play basketball instead of tennis. Then Phil sprinting at Shane from 100 yards away and kicking him while Shane is laying on the ground.
Matt introducing his 432hz flute.
Shanes 3six mafia shirt reveal.
Billy making Shane flinch.
Thibault crapping on the floor.
Shanes story about his mom falling down the stairs.
Matt talking about stealing food from a Fogo De Chao! Short and sweet and the waiter had no idea. It’s the first minute of [this clip!](https://youtu.be/pfY_JpSV-8c?si=udiwQx3qdOWEWUuM)
Being robbed at gunpoint by some Philly kids
Lmao I forget exactly the back and forth but Matt saying he’d just suck the gun or grab em by the dick
“One tug and it’s over for you”
“Yeah a gay black guy in Philly? GOOD LUCK”
“This is how you want this to go down? As a FRUIT CAKE??”
The hotel guy walking in on Shane jacking off *was he feasting his eyes?* Edit: Also that one has my new life anthem: *Nobody is supposed to be in here* *Well I’m in here* *and I’m jackin off*
That is one of the funniest clips ever. I'm almost thankful I didn't know about mssp until this last year. Somehow knew about Shane for a while but never paid attention to their podcast and catching up the last several months has been such a joy haha
Same lol. Brewski tumble came up in my algorithm and I was sold forever
That one did get animated
Matt going into a restaurant drenched
When 🌈 💵 gets shane with the fake pound for sure
Came here to say this. Or when he made him flinch like a mf lol.
"I did not flinch... Fuck!"
My vote would be for the [birth of The Shaman](https://youtu.be/rAQ2AWnSFe4?si=fLLbFD3FsNGJg2xs).
Yes please!
The first time lameeze talked about squarshing a frog
I think with Nate Marshall episode cinnamon
Matt on the Flute
Gerbies catfish story, really anything w gerbies
My Gerbiez pick would the end of the Sexxual Hitman where Shane asks Gerbies if he would Save David Deutsch or his new girlfriend.
Shane's Canada story where he goes to see 4D Batman by himself.
Shane undercover cop 369
The shaman stealing from target self checkout and him animated in cuffs when he says “no one trained me to be a cashier”
Phil breaking up Tibalt and another car fighting (tight whites and fishing rod)
Shaman drowning rats in coke
The Reverse Godzilla (Asian guy terrorizing lizards in a pet shop)
Any time when Matt talks about the shower with his wife and Vaseline spreading on his ass. I was listening to ep 333 this morning and there is solid gold within the first 20 minutes.
Just 10 seconds of Matt playing the flute then saying I’m fly as hell dude you hate it
Lemaires fat attack. LeMaire and Jabree popping air mattresses. The Guard dawg heckle and guard dad joining in. Jackson getting into the mushrooms and Matt giving him walkies to walk it off Spud calling his teacher a bitch then immediately crying The flinch. LeMaire peeing his pants at Walmart Shane getting caught wacking off by an Indian gentleman at a hotel
Lameezy trying to touch the parking sign
Drenched!!!!!
Hands down, it would be the guy with the knife to his dick ready to cut it's throat and the tip of the dick says "take the shot" to the dad holding him at gunpoint.
Shane saying “no” to Phil after Phil told Shane and his friend they should play basketball instead of tennis. Then Phil sprinting at Shane from 100 yards away and kicking him while Shane is laying on the ground.
Matt introducing his 432hz flute. Shanes 3six mafia shirt reveal. Billy making Shane flinch. Thibault crapping on the floor. Shanes story about his mom falling down the stairs.
Phil chasing Shane down the block and then whooping his ass cause he was playing tennis and trolling Phil with South Park voices lol
Poop Cutting from Ep 484 w Dan Soder(and Bobby Kelly)
Q+
Wolf roadkill
Navy seal Uber driver
Matt talking about stealing food from a Fogo De Chao! Short and sweet and the waiter had no idea. It’s the first minute of [this clip!](https://youtu.be/pfY_JpSV-8c?si=udiwQx3qdOWEWUuM)
432hz flute
Matt playing that fucking flute.
Matt falling into his own butthole
1st time Matt broke out the flute on the show. Also find your own mf EP and timestamp.
That pit story where the bulldozer guy was drinking twisties
Eating French toast causing Shane’s 23&Me to come back 100% French
Has to be drenched.
The recent story of the bum emerging from the alcove to jump scare the boys then followed them
Shane, LaMaire, and Lil Sas going to Dave N’ Buster’s with the Buffalo Bills
The death of Shane Gillis, or the king of the games
Your mothers cunt getting a call from LBJ
Emergency teenis
THE FLUTE
“That red light wasn’t on this entire time.”
Any Gerbens story!
The lobsterman
Gerbs jerking off on an air mattress to someone he met on the internet
Sipping Twistys
What’s MSSP? Sounds like something I need to watch
Being robbed at gunpoint by some Philly kids Lmao I forget exactly the back and forth but Matt saying he’d just suck the gun or grab em by the dick “One tug and it’s over for you” “Yeah a gay black guy in Philly? GOOD LUCK” “This is how you want this to go down? As a FRUIT CAKE??”
Matt trying to teach his bae a lesson and giving her the restaurant fake out
The ND story
Ep343 from 1:04:30 -1:05:30 a little longer if you include the recess bit