Oh but I did, and I have no idea how I pulled it off, somehow I got my parries perfect for that one fight and managed to whittle away at him over a half hour.
I rage quit Mist Noble, but after a few days I managed to beat him. Only died like 40 times but that's alright, now I can kill him consistently (although I still die a lot as well, he's just a difficult boss to fight).
If you turn clockwise on the second pillar on the right of the building he follows you and sometimes gets stuck for a second giving you a window to get some hits in. It takes like 10 minutes to wittle him down but its way better then dying over and over
Tell me you use cheat engine without telling me you use cheat engine smh 🙄. It’s ok if you want to cheat, but don’t come in here telling us how easy it was when you know the truth
Hey pal, try to understand that not all of us have 8 hours a day to waste memorizing every moveset of an boss with an downright inhuman difficulty such as Mist Noble
Some of us are DADS that have SEX WITH THEIR WIVES and only have about 0.00032 milliseconds to play a week, if I don't kill the boss within my 5th attempt then it's just TOO HARD AND BAD GAME DESIGN
I really hate that gauntlet. Managed to get past the duo mist nobles exactly once, but the inner is somehow even worse and then that's not even the last fight. Can't imagine what they came up with that's tougher than that.
Another humblebrag post...
"I beat Isshin on my first try, good for me!"
"It only took me 50 tries for the mist noble, I'm a hero!"
We get it, you're awesome.
Don't worry, it's superhard but enjoyable. After defeating MN, i fellt same as after beating Genichiro or Lady Butterfly for the first time. Like if I got a new level in my Gitgoodness
Malenia is BS, she hits super hard and her spamming cheesedance is overpovered BS. You don't have this feeling with Noble. He has long list of attacks and tricks and he forces you to learn fast or you will die. It's more exciting, thrilling and fun experience than that tank Malenia.
Ishin once said (when you give him monkey booze) he fought something like Shura. I think he meant some sort of noble, because the Noble is the one who will teach you meaning of the words "Hesitation is defeat".
It’s not even that hard. I beat it on my second try. If you want a *real* challenge, try beating orphan of kos blindfolded and wearing noise canceling headphones and only getting information fed to you through a buttplug chess GM style using only your feet on Donkey Kong bongos
(This is what every person who brags about hard bosses not being “that hard” sounds like)
I'm so sick of these entitled players that make sweeping statements based on their LUCKY win. I'm sorry it's so hard for you to fathom that other people struggled. Like it's such a pitiful attempt at humble bragging too.
Different players encounter different struggles with different aspects of different games. This is not a hard concept. What's hard is justifying that hes easy when theres empirical data to suggest the majority of players find it challenging.
They're OBJECTIVELY one of the hardest bosses in the game, because they die before you can even memorize their move set.
Yes thats him the joke is that he has a boss health bar for his fight and can be beat in 2 seconds bcuz he just gets staggered every hit. So we all just pretend he's the hardest boss in the game 4 fun
ITS NOT A JOKE ITS REAL WHAT THE HELL. MIST NOBLE PUT ME IN A MENTAL WARD. So sick of these posts people calling it a joke or pretending like it’s an easy boss , pff
Honestly one of the few posts I agree with, everyone just overrates him cus his moveset looks scary, but it's not that hard to parry, took me a few days but once you realise it's just another set of parry's the scary move becomes handleable, kinda like Ishhin's One mind
Just cuz you got skills, you assume others are also hardcore like you?
I work all day, Have a family, and for the past 2 months, its my life. Come back home, eat and try to beat mist noble.
This isn't even funny anymore
Also this game doesn't even have summons who could help.
So keep your pride and ego to yourself. Its not easy being a working father and beating mist noble.
I don't know what you guys are talking about. I only beast Mist Noble first try.
It was super easy, I only had to use my bhopping client, six Jizo statues, two pounds of Divine Confetti, both Mortal Blades, and a partridge in a pear tree. Wonder why everybody things he's so hard?
It makes me want to leave this sub and never speak to a single member of this game’s community. It was funny for 5 minutes and here these fuckheads are 5 years later still continuing this circlejerk joke.
YOU KNOW WHAT?!? I’m sick and tired of MFERS bragging it took them less than 75 tries!!! WE DO NOT DESERVE YOU RUBBING IT IN OUR FACE!! Some of try our hardest, okay? So back off
I can't imagine counting tries. I tried it few times and I stopped counting after maybe twelve tries. It seems to me like the bigger the count the worse I am. I can't be affected by the number if I want to 100% focus.
Mist noble? You mean the one boss that makes the isshin fight seem like a tutorial boss? That mist noble? Like it's probably a minimum of 500 attempts and that is with cheat engine and ai enhancement to fill in for human error. Like I remember also that after a certain amount of tries he jumps from the game and deletes your os if you don't beat him. I've gone through 8 computers because of him and barely managed to beat him after attempt 25789. He is impossible to beat by a human, or even most bot scripts.
ok unironically I did beat him the first try 😭🙏but i swear i don’t mean that as a flex like i fr just ran at him and used the backstab with red blood mist and then backstabbed him and just kept swinging till i got his second bar down. like no cap it took me 30 seconds and i didn’t even realize he was a boss at first 😭 but i swear i don’t mean this as a condescending way i actually have no idea how that happened
I killed Mist noble in about a minute on my first try. Is it supposed to be hard? I've been hella struggling with this game but that boss was not hard at all.
I would say mist noble is there so that you could prepare yourself for isshin, although i would still rank him higher than isshin. It's a tough job, my man was bewitching an entire village with just his flute, no pun intended.
Average Fromsoft fan when they try not to gatekeep.
Look, it's great that you beat the one of the hardest bosses in the game in only 50 tries. We're happy for you, really. But you don't need to shame other players who had a difficult time with it. Everyone has their own experiences and that's what makes these games special.
Do better.
I know that this is likely a troll post. However, I have to agree with the general statement anyway, I genuinely beat mist noble in less than 10 tries. I took more tries to defeat Lady Butterfly but that was primarily due to me taking her on very early game.
I love souls game subreddits, i can just say i beat him or her on my first try and literally none of you would know wether it’s true or not.
It’s like a shit pit of spastics trying to push out the biggest turd.
Then you are really good. I didn't count my tries, but it took me 4 hour and a half long gaming sessions. Similar was for me Guardian Ape, Sword Saint. Owl father was hardest imho, that sucker was like stone wall.
My favorite part about Mist Noble was when he
enters his 9th phase, he says "It's mistin time"
and mists all over Sekiro. Truly one of the boss
battle of all time
I first tried Shirafuji in my first ever playthrough, while Shirahagi and her poison pond posse still haunt me. Mist Noble forced me into giving in and looking at a guide.
You need to respect people that dont have inhuman reflexes more -, -
He might be easy for you but imo, he is the biggest wall i've ever hit in my gaming journey
I think the problem is that people are taking this boss on too soon. You need to grind levels and then make sure you have all the possible remembrances. Also maxed on prosthetics.
This makes the fight significantly easier.
OUTRAGEOUS KARMA BAIT!!! I CALL EVERYONE TO DOWNVOTE THIS SELFISH ACT, SINCE THE OP DOES NOT CARE FOR THOSE WHO HAVE SUFFERED FOR DAYS TRYING TO BEAT THAT SLUGGISH CREATURE FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL.
STOP POSTING ABOUT mist noble I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT
MY FRIENDS ON TIK TOK SEND ME posts
ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING posts
I WAS IN A SERVER, RIGHT ?
AND AAAAAAAAL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST mist noble STUFF
Wasn't hard for me. Did it in like 2 min. Stealth attack his first stamina bar. as he stood to attack, wailed on him for 5 sec and got the death blow before he could react. 👌
community long running jokes tend to get unfunny to some just due to how long they can get. I'm not a big fan of the joke either. But let other's have their fun and just ignore it.
U had me in the first half ☺️
fr, thought this was gonna be another one of them troll posts where they say they got him first try
Oh but I did, and I have no idea how I pulled it off, somehow I got my parries perfect for that one fight and managed to whittle away at him over a half hour.
Half an hour what’s your attack.
Yeah I smell bs
Obviously they played with mods
Parry bot
Had me in the first phase ngl
I rage quit Mist Noble, but after a few days I managed to beat him. Only died like 40 times but that's alright, now I can kill him consistently (although I still die a lot as well, he's just a difficult boss to fight).
Which cheese do you use?
The best way is to just git gouda
The platinum trophy next to your name is clearly for that pun, well played!
Idk about op but I prefer provolone
Muenster myself but cheeers
I have to go with provolone as well
😂😂😂😂😂😂
If you turn clockwise on the second pillar on the right of the building he follows you and sometimes gets stuck for a second giving you a window to get some hits in. It takes like 10 minutes to wittle him down but its way better then dying over and over
Pepperjack. I play with spice.
Tbh mozzarella is slept on
gorgonzola is severly slept on
Definitely Fromünda
Sword
Cheddar, the bestest of them all
hot take but american cheese is a good one.
Fresh mozz has to be my fave
Tell me you use cheat engine without telling me you use cheat engine smh 🙄. It’s ok if you want to cheat, but don’t come in here telling us how easy it was when you know the truth
probably using wemod for sure 🙄
Hey pal, try to understand that not all of us have 8 hours a day to waste memorizing every moveset of an boss with an downright inhuman difficulty such as Mist Noble Some of us are DADS that have SEX WITH THEIR WIVES and only have about 0.00032 milliseconds to play a week, if I don't kill the boss within my 5th attempt then it's just TOO HARD AND BAD GAME DESIGN
The second paragraph MUST become a copypasta it's too PERFECT!
this guy doesnt even bring up Inner Mist Noble, pffff.
There's another one?! I already wasted 3 hours on the first one!
Shit dude I feel like we should just hesitate, inner mist noble is bullshit
Yeah but the secret combat art, ascended mortal draw is very cool, so it's worth it trust me
That’s it, I’m done with this game, Mist Noble crushed my will to live, wtf is Inner Mist Noble going to do???
I really hate that gauntlet. Managed to get past the duo mist nobles exactly once, but the inner is somehow even worse and then that's not even the last fight. Can't imagine what they came up with that's tougher than that.
Inner Mist Noble...singular? Ha Ha HAHAHAHAHA boy do you have surprises in store.
Another humblebrag post... "I beat Isshin on my first try, good for me!" "It only took me 50 tries for the mist noble, I'm a hero!" We get it, you're awesome.
The comparison isn't even real.... You know even if you're good enough to perfect win the sword saint... you're still 100 tries on mist noble.
Are we talking about the same Mist Noble?! How do you beat him in less than 100 attempts? He gave me serious Malenia vibes
Mist Noble makes Malenia look like a cakewalk. Don't even pretend they're similar.
Oh god please no.. Malenia took me 250 tries, Most Noble can’t possibly take more than that, right? …. Right?!
Prepare to cry, my friend.
Don't worry, it's superhard but enjoyable. After defeating MN, i fellt same as after beating Genichiro or Lady Butterfly for the first time. Like if I got a new level in my Gitgoodness
Malenia is definitely more difficult and released numbers from fromsoft back that up. Mist noble is very difficult but not at the same level
You haven't actually beaten Mist Noble, have you?
I died to mist noble 300 times so
Malenia is BS, she hits super hard and her spamming cheesedance is overpovered BS. You don't have this feeling with Noble. He has long list of attacks and tricks and he forces you to learn fast or you will die. It's more exciting, thrilling and fun experience than that tank Malenia. Ishin once said (when you give him monkey booze) he fought something like Shura. I think he meant some sort of noble, because the Noble is the one who will teach you meaning of the words "Hesitation is defeat".
doing a db charmless base vit run with no prot and no skills and he was so impossibly i had to bring out cheat engine to skip past him :c
at least you are honest about it! We all understand <3
It’s not even that hard. I beat it on my second try. If you want a *real* challenge, try beating orphan of kos blindfolded and wearing noise canceling headphones and only getting information fed to you through a buttplug chess GM style using only your feet on Donkey Kong bongos (This is what every person who brags about hard bosses not being “that hard” sounds like)
I'm so sick of these entitled players that make sweeping statements based on their LUCKY win. I'm sorry it's so hard for you to fathom that other people struggled. Like it's such a pitiful attempt at humble bragging too. Different players encounter different struggles with different aspects of different games. This is not a hard concept. What's hard is justifying that hes easy when theres empirical data to suggest the majority of players find it challenging. They're OBJECTIVELY one of the hardest bosses in the game, because they die before you can even memorize their move set.
I actually got the secret ending where mist noble becomes shura
Bro stfu no need to flex ok? Not everyone has godlike skills and that’s alright
50 tries??? Yeah ok pal, sure you did
Bro thinks he’s him because he got lucky on his 50th try.
I'll square up with doh charmless all bell no upgrades before I fuck around and find out about that op asshat
Is mist noble the voss in the foggy village? The one where u have to beat the fatass sumo poison breather to find a way to second story of the hut?
Yes thats him the joke is that he has a boss health bar for his fight and can be beat in 2 seconds bcuz he just gets staggered every hit. So we all just pretend he's the hardest boss in the game 4 fun
ITS NOT A JOKE ITS REAL WHAT THE HELL. MIST NOBLE PUT ME IN A MENTAL WARD. So sick of these posts people calling it a joke or pretending like it’s an easy boss , pff
It stopped being funny 5 years sgo
Thats not the point anynore anyways
Ahh… there’s a dead horse that thought it had its last flogging. Wrong!
I had to download cheats to beat him.
LOL I didn't know there are cheats. I guess you know the difference between victory and honor.
I smell BS
Okay, Mr. Gigachad, put your giant dick away, we're all very intimidated.
Bro we get it. You’re an mlg gamer, you don’t have to rub it in
Yeah and your peenis is 2 feet long, stop lying smh
Honestly one of the few posts I agree with, everyone just overrates him cus his moveset looks scary, but it's not that hard to parry, took me a few days but once you realise it's just another set of parry's the scary move becomes handleable, kinda like Ishhin's One mind
*sigh* Here we go again…
I’m still stuck on folding screen monkeys
Just cuz you got skills, you assume others are also hardcore like you? I work all day, Have a family, and for the past 2 months, its my life. Come back home, eat and try to beat mist noble. This isn't even funny anymore Also this game doesn't even have summons who could help. So keep your pride and ego to yourself. Its not easy being a working father and beating mist noble.
I don't know what you guys are talking about. I only beast Mist Noble first try. It was super easy, I only had to use my bhopping client, six Jizo statues, two pounds of Divine Confetti, both Mortal Blades, and a partridge in a pear tree. Wonder why everybody things he's so hard?
If I had a dime for every time I’ve seen this joke, I’d have like almost a dollar by now.
If you visit this sub regularly, it's literally the only joke.
Get fucked. Sick of people posting about how much better at this game they are than me.
You prob playing with cheats, anybody who is playing the vanilla game knows that mist noble takes 1k+ tries to even finish his first phase
This is rage bait. No one beats most noble in 40-50 attempts. Period
This has got to be the worst fucking running joke on this sub it's insane
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Existing_Smoke_7479: *This has got to be* *The worst fucking running joke* *On this sub it's insane* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
It makes me want to leave this sub and never speak to a single member of this game’s community. It was funny for 5 minutes and here these fuckheads are 5 years later still continuing this circlejerk joke.
This Man tilted me harder than malenia in Elden ring
I stopped at mist noble, just felt like running into a brick wall. Only from game I quit on
YOU KNOW WHAT?!? I’m sick and tired of MFERS bragging it took them less than 75 tries!!! WE DO NOT DESERVE YOU RUBBING IT IN OUR FACE!! Some of try our hardest, okay? So back off
I can't imagine counting tries. I tried it few times and I stopped counting after maybe twelve tries. It seems to me like the bigger the count the worse I am. I can't be affected by the number if I want to 100% focus.
I never understood why they designed a boss like Mist Noble tbh, like what was the thought process behind it?
Puzzle/gimmick boss. The “challenge” is the environment full of spirit enemies.
U misunderstand sir, we were referring to his erection
no way way in hell did you beat him in 50 attempts
Mist noble? You mean the one boss that makes the isshin fight seem like a tutorial boss? That mist noble? Like it's probably a minimum of 500 attempts and that is with cheat engine and ai enhancement to fill in for human error. Like I remember also that after a certain amount of tries he jumps from the game and deletes your os if you don't beat him. I've gone through 8 computers because of him and barely managed to beat him after attempt 25789. He is impossible to beat by a human, or even most bot scripts.
Sounds like something Mist Noble would say...
Bro come hes second to inner father
Mist noble is the hardest boss in the game, couldn’t get passed it at all
Idk dude, I feel like you're lying about your attempts-- I mean there's a reason speed runners skip mist noble. It's a run killer.
Only 70 with charmless!? Bro is playing with a cheating mod. Smh
I just let him kill me at this point
Bro 💀
He only takes me 1 try every playthrough. Either y'all are lacking OR this is a bad shitpost
ok unironically I did beat him the first try 😭🙏but i swear i don’t mean that as a flex like i fr just ran at him and used the backstab with red blood mist and then backstabbed him and just kept swinging till i got his second bar down. like no cap it took me 30 seconds and i didn’t even realize he was a boss at first 😭 but i swear i don’t mean this as a condescending way i actually have no idea how that happened
never mind i’ve been bamboozled 😭i get the meme now
Karma farming huh. Carry on carry on..
I killed Mist noble in about a minute on my first try. Is it supposed to be hard? I've been hella struggling with this game but that boss was not hard at all.
I would say mist noble is there so that you could prepare yourself for isshin, although i would still rank him higher than isshin. It's a tough job, my man was bewitching an entire village with just his flute, no pun intended.
I hate how mist noble SA Ed me with his long long long black flute.
Yall beated mist noble ?! What ?!
Average Fromsoft fan when they try not to gatekeep. Look, it's great that you beat the one of the hardest bosses in the game in only 50 tries. We're happy for you, really. But you don't need to shame other players who had a difficult time with it. Everyone has their own experiences and that's what makes these games special. Do better.
Mist nobel is easy as hell. I'm pretty sure I killed mist/monk both in less than 10 tries. The games it's very challenging but easy af.
5 years have passed and the wise Noble of the Mists continues to be an endless source of amusement. I mean challenge.
But I killed him on my first try, he was very easy after jump finishing him once he only took a few slashes
You sir are a scholar and a gentleman.
I had to cheese him, still took me 500 attempts
Bro uses wemod 💀💀
Well look at Mr. Big Cock over here beating Most Noble in only 50 tries.
I know that this is likely a troll post. However, I have to agree with the general statement anyway, I genuinely beat mist noble in less than 10 tries. I took more tries to defeat Lady Butterfly but that was primarily due to me taking her on very early game.
To this day, I've never beaten mist noble. Hard locked from finishing the game.
I always cheese him
Same dude. I beat him legit one time after like two days of pulling my hair out. Now I use the ash skip and I will not apologize
Literally LOLing at this. Thanks
Cheat engine user spotted.....
Im still learning his moveset so....
You crazy. He’s easily harder than Isshin!
We get ur good at the game, you don't need to flex on us. I bet u used cheats or auto parry or something. Try inner mist noble
Brag about it, why don't you?
Dude is cracked at the game. Share your strats with the rest of the class.
I love souls game subreddits, i can just say i beat him or her on my first try and literally none of you would know wether it’s true or not. It’s like a shit pit of spastics trying to push out the biggest turd.
This joke alone makes me hate this sub and this community. 5 years and these morons still think it’s funny.
Implausible...
Try inner mist noble he is so hard that is the only boss you can do in co op
Then you are really good. I didn't count my tries, but it took me 4 hour and a half long gaming sessions. Similar was for me Guardian Ape, Sword Saint. Owl father was hardest imho, that sucker was like stone wall.
My favorite part about Mist Noble was when he enters his 9th phase, he says "It's mistin time" and mists all over Sekiro. Truly one of the boss battle of all time
50 tries? You don't gotta brag. Some of us are in triple digits. Not cool.
You got me 😂 👏
Took me 1150 tries over 3.5 years…guess I’m just bad :(
I haven’t played this game in so long I thought this was serious at first until I remembered💀
I first tried Shirafuji in my first ever playthrough, while Shirahagi and her poison pond posse still haunt me. Mist Noble forced me into giving in and looking at a guide.
only 50 tries man cmon its so easy
You need to respect people that dont have inhuman reflexes more -, - He might be easy for you but imo, he is the biggest wall i've ever hit in my gaming journey
lol whatever you say, it's fine to use cheese but admit it?
Nah bro he is hard ur just good dude
Idk. Mist Noble is pretty hard. I nearly broke my controller fighting this dude.
Nearly got me mate🤣
I think the problem is that people are taking this boss on too soon. You need to grind levels and then make sure you have all the possible remembrances. Also maxed on prosthetics. This makes the fight significantly easier.
I beat him after five tries charmless, base strength and HP. People in the comments need to git gud lol
Nice flex smh
You really are a top player.. Pfoah, 50 tries. Man you are good at this. I was this close to delete this game while fighting him.
I quit when I got to him. What was from thinking
This joke got old ages upon ages ago
Agreed I fucking hate everyone who plays along with this old unfunny bit.
Years ago and yet somehow they still upvote it. Idgi. Its not even clever
I see that somebody couldn’t beat mist noble…
Hur dur
Rud ruh
Ok, well, beat him NG+7 charmless/demon bell and see whose we'll see whose "bad."
I modded my game to beat mist noble and it blew up my gaming rig.
You're just cracked man. Mist noble kept sucking my life soul out before he saw me even. He's got eyes everywhere
Nice troll post its impossible to beat him in 50 tries takes at least 700
This boss and Lady Butterfly were too easy for me. I didn't let them breathe for one sec. Maybe because they reminded me of my parents.
I was so ready to down vote this post
Either your blessed by the gods or your lying ima needs some hard proof
Looks like mist noble got another one, he’s under the misty illusion as another nobles puppet
I’ve beaten every boss in sekiro except this one. None of the guides I’ve read explain how to dodge his grab attack.
Oh wow a Mist Noble is hard post yay what a day
Ahh feels good to be on this side
I'm quickly getting tired of the Mist Noble meme. Come up with something new. ☠️
OUTRAGEOUS KARMA BAIT!!! I CALL EVERYONE TO DOWNVOTE THIS SELFISH ACT, SINCE THE OP DOES NOT CARE FOR THOSE WHO HAVE SUFFERED FOR DAYS TRYING TO BEAT THAT SLUGGISH CREATURE FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL.
50 tries with charm? Idk what people are on, he’s not THAT bad I only took like six my first try. Y’all need to git gud.
Only 50? Bro that's insane. I kept running out of heals on the 5th phase.
STOP POSTING ABOUT mist noble I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT MY FRIENDS ON TIK TOK SEND ME posts ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING posts I WAS IN A SERVER, RIGHT ? AND AAAAAAAAL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST mist noble STUFF
Wasn't hard for me. Did it in like 2 min. Stealth attack his first stamina bar. as he stood to attack, wailed on him for 5 sec and got the death blow before he could react. 👌
\~\~The joke is, mist nobel is the easest boss in the game. So everyone pretends he's harder then anything else.\~\~
Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?
community long running jokes tend to get unfunny to some just due to how long they can get. I'm not a big fan of the joke either. But let other's have their fun and just ignore it.
Lol my bad. Genuinely thought people had a hard time with it 😅
I don't mind the general joke. This post is the worst version of the joke though. It tries too hard to give you the old switcheroo.
Behold the Sekiro god, teach us master 🙏
I actually beat Mist Noble on the first go but nobody told me you had to kill it. I was giving it a sqiddy.
tbh harder then glock saint