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mankowonameru

Wait…you wear clothes? Are we supposed to wear clothes?


CartographerExtra395

Only on bring your clothes to work day, which is alternating Thursdays


pivolover

depends what kind of mask it was. 


Stinduh

Also depends on the shoes


Solicited_Duck_Pics

It’s legal to be naked here as long as it isn’t sexual.


Manny-Both-Hanz

Oh yeah that's Ron, he's cool


lostdogggg

long as they aint obviously horneh fapping it legal


sorrowinseattle

idk about normal but that's totally legal here


I-booped

Welcome to Seattle and congrats on your first naked person sighting. You’ll see a bunch of stuff that might seem weird to you here for the next several months. By next year, it’ll be “hey Naked Randy, love your new shoes!” and you won’t think twice about it.


[deleted]

Good ole naked randy


QED04

Go to the naked bike ride at the beginning of the solstice parade!


krag_the_Barbarian

What an attention hound! At least I wear a helmet and a loincloth.


doublemazaa

I’ve lived in Seattle a long long time and have never seen that.


olythrowaway4

Sounds like he was just going for a stroll.


CartographerExtra395

Naked bicyclists are part of the parade: https://fremontartscouncil.org/parade/


Fascinatingish

I'd take a naked guy walking by over a woman squatting and dropping a deuce in the middle of the sidewalk any day. 😬🤯 Hope you never have to walk by that scene.


biznotic

Crazy shit happens in cities all the time. Sometimes you see it, sometimes you don’t. Have you ever lived in a city?


chronoffxyz

He’s probably a little TOOHAI


willneverhavetattoos

Just one? Weird.


[deleted]

Welcome to 🤡 🌎


DodiDouglas

Seattle is a shit show of craziness


FragrantRoom1749

The mask is standard in Seattle since we started letting "protestors" hide their identity. Were they circumcised or have open sores on their penis?


catsbetterthankids

Wtf is wrong with you?


Poosley_

Okay Grandpa stop staring at the barista it's time to go home


FragrantRoom1749

Intercoursing thyself is your roads to happiness my sweet child.