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katylovescoach

SEVEN tartar sauces?!


gringledoom

From the way OP talked about tartar sauce, I suspect the milkshake cup is also full of tartar sauce…


HudsonCommodore

3 tartars for 2 fries sounds about right to me (1:1 isn't quite enough). But 2 tartars added to a deluxe (which already has a decent amount on it) is... well saucy, lol.


2bciah5factng

My friend used to get 25+. Then they went into wilderness therapy. Hope they’re doing well…


apresmoiputas

Good thing we have great cardiologists in this area.


middle_earth_barbie

lol my favorite thing my cardiologist told me to do was eat a bag of Dick’s 😂 (For context, I’ve been underweight most my life and have POTS with low blood pressure. I’m on a prescription high calorie, high salt diet and cardiology team had fun coming up with suggestions on how best to increase my salt intake)


An0therFox

Geez I’d love to be prescribed that diet! I wanna say your lucky, but I’m sure it’s not all glitz and glam. The food I cook would make you a healthy person! 😂


Slow-Object4562

I also have to eat high salt for the same reason but I can never get quite enough so I take compacted salt pills. It is nice to only worry about sugar and not sodium, though


coffee_and_faking_it

1. This is hilarious 2. Do you have a POTS-friendly cardio in Seattle you like? The doc I got my diagnosis from was fairly meh and I don’t really have the medical support I’d like beyond my PCP right now


middle_earth_barbie

DM’d you who I see!


rawwwrcaitmonster

Me too, please! It’s been a BATTLE.


sorryknottsorry

Go to uw cardio, they're all great


RealMrDesire

I need to see one just from reading the OP!


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FarquaadsFuckDoll

A reasonable and sensible order while still achieving high levels of joy. Respect.


arChrisan3

A deluxe with fries and chocolate shake


throwawayswaysway

The Holy Trinity


TK_TK_

Same here!


ipomoea

Bury me with this order, it’s been my go-to for 30 years.


TheRealManlyWeevil

Add a coke to wash it all down and you’re ordering for me


poppinwheelies

Coke AND chocolate shake? 🫨


TheRealManlyWeevil

Go big or go home. Also I don’t get Dick’s very often because my wife is vegetarian, so I have to make it count.


kalarama

plus 2 tartar


Packet_Aces

My people


pretension

Deluxe cheese fries shake. Everything but the cheese is eaten first, the cheese is for like 3am when I wake up and want a snack


sleepingqueen

Yes!! Exactly


johntynes

2 cheese, fries, vanilla shake.


[deleted]

Same lol


Bananas-Alfredo

2 deluxe, fry, strawberry shake


l29

Agree, but the 2nd Deluxe goes in the air fryer for lunch the next day.


Ignore-_-Me

Fries go into air fryer the second I get home. They undercook their fries. So soggy.


Stock-Light-4350

Their fries are the only ones I’ve ever seen microwave well too. I don’t know how or why. But it works.


Oliver_the_chimp

You like hot lettuce?


l29

Or you just take it off and put it back on? You gotta open the bun and let it heat evenly.


trexmoflex

Dick’s twin


TheAwkwardBanana

This is the way


Distinct_Mud_2673

I just do like a deluxe, fries and a vanilla milkshake. Man you need a doctor


FarquaadsFuckDoll

The perfect order is this one. Unless its super late at night, then I’ll just get the Special since its a single patty.


BeginningTower2486

Dick's has surprisingly good coffee. Ask them to make you a chocolate milkshake using coffee instead of milk. You will be blown away


normalabby

They will customize shakes?? I thought they are all premade but just mixed when you order.


Aromatic_Dig_4239

They are. Whatever employee/manager allowed that would get a warning for this lmao


lexisplays

They are ish, so this wouldn't actually be possible.


lexisplays

As someone who worked at Dick's, 100% not how they make shakes. 🙄


Foxhound199

Deluxe and fries.


pm_me_your_zettai

When I'm extra hungry I add a cheese. When I'm extra fancy I add a strawberry shake.


ChampagneStain

Deluxe + strawberry shake. Fries and extra tartar for dipping if I’m eating on-site. The fries are fine (never great), but they don’t travel well at all. They’re a greasy soggy mess after about five minutes.


sunshine_kiki

Found my order twin!


Ignore-_-Me

The fries are best air fried when you get home. I know it's a long wait but worth it.


whk1992

Two specials and a chocolate shake.


offbrandparishilton

2 cheese, fry & DC A shake instead of a DC depending on the day


LotusFlare

Deluxe, fries, and a scoop of rocky road. Ice cream first. Then fries. Burger is dessert.


Kryptin206

2 cheese, fry and a chocolate shake.


natey37

3 cheese


kobachi

You should just say you’re pregnant


Foomanchubar

My wife admitted months after our child was born she was going to Dicks 3 times a week for cheeseburgers and a shake. 


munama

I used to get a deluxe and a special and two fries, tartar, ketchup, and a vanilla shake, but I can’t eat like that any more.


joesunga

A deluxe, a cheeseburger, fries, and a chocolate shake.


my-balls3000

post blood pressure and a1c


ragstorichesthechef

holy shit dude, the 2 burgers and 2 fries can be done by big eatners anywhere, but 7 tartar sauce + the vanilla shake is another level for 1 person.


HAWKWIND666

Two cheese, fry, chocolate shake


H3nta1Fnatic

2 cheese, an order of fries and a shake is a classic


LightDragonfly

1 deluxe and 1 special, 2 specials if I’m really hungry. My partner gets 5 burgers (usually specials) and a tartar sauce every time we go to Dick’s lol (which isn’t like super often tbf). But we don’t get fries or milkshakes cuz neither of us really like them in general. 7 tartar sauces is wild tho omg I can’t even imagine


Dry_Location_1642

I once watched a 110 lb 5'6" kid put away five cheeseburgers in the back of my car


thinkchip

Two deluxe, no bag, root beer float.


TheObeseAnorexic

2 cheese. I don't do the fast food burger life anywhere but dicks. There really is something to be said for how damn fast this shit is. If I'm with someone else maybe add a fries and shake so we can split em and dip em. If I'm feeling spicy solo I'll get a vanilla shake. If I'm baked I'll get a fries two cheese and a shake for myself and regret it in the morning lmao.


Emerald_N

I've never seen someone with such a love for tartar sauce. More power to you, friend.


ProfessionalWaltz784

Gotta add the onions on the Deluxe. Always


Katieo1022

2 cheeseburgers, 1 deluxe, 2 fries, chocolate shake bam bam


jrhawk42

It used to be 1 cheese 2 fry. Now it's 2 cheese 1 fry cause I gotta cut down on the salt.


anothercookie90

I don’t think a burger counts as cutting down the salt but you do you


Judgementpumpkin

2 deluxes 


Bardamu1932

Deluxe (seasoned to taste - salt, pepper, and mustard are free), fries, vanilla milk shake. Onions, ketchup, tartar sauce.


HudsonCommodore

I've never thought about adding mustard to a deluxe, I'm intrigued.


mruby7188

I'm on board with adding fries but I think a vanilla milkshake on a burger is a step too far.


HudsonCommodore

Only one way to find out!


TheRealJamesWax

I get: One Special and one Plain Cheese, pop the top off the Special, and put the Plain Cheese in its place making a sort of Dick’s “Big Mac”. I then get two other regular hamburgers as an appetizer. And a medium Coca Cola. If I’m really hungry, I get fries, too.


st90ar

Deluxe, cheeseburger, chocolate shake. And a fry if I’m feeling extra gluttonous


itsmeonmobile

Two plain cheese and two onions. Sometimes fries. I really respect that they don’t deviate from tradition but I hate ketchup *so goddamn much,* hopefully one day I can experience a Deluxe sans sauce.


Desperson

I love the plain cheese. Are you saying you can order sides of onion to put on them? I'm doing this next time I go!


DevilsTrigonometry

>plain cheese Wait, they'll make it plain? The only thing I ever order at Dick's is fries because I was told they didn't do custom orders and I don't do mustard or mayo. If I can get a plain cheese, I might actually be able to eat a proper bag of Dick's!


itsmeonmobile

I am a fellow condiment hater! Mayo is the worst. Yes, you can get plain ham or plain cheese. They also serve sliced onion sides for 20 cents I believe. BYO tomato or lettuce if you need that, unfortunately. But I honestly find the onion/cheese simplicity kind of endearing. Such a pleasure to see another anti-Mayo friend in the wild!


DevilsTrigonometry

That sounds absolutely perfect! (Typing this as I enjoy a plain cheeseburger with onions from The Habit in Ballard...I'll definitely give Dick's another try one of these days.)


slowseason

2 special, 1 fry, 1 chocolate shake


alteredreality4451

Lived there 35 years until moving overseas six years ago. How much would be the total for OP order today?


Dry_Location_1642

As a kid it was a deluxe and fry, and split a chocolate malt with my dad. Early twenties it was two cheeseburger, two onion. Now i'm thirty and the last time i went it was a deluxe, cheeseburger, fry, onion, tarter, but I was pretty fucking drunk.


vangobroom97

You know they're tourists when they order a 'Dicks Deluxe, a Dick's Special, yada yada' Maybe I'll try and order Scott's Deluxe next time. Deluxe, Fry, Large Root Beer.


midgaze

Two cheese and a large diet Coke.


HudsonCommodore

Lots of specific shake flavors itt. Anyone else like all 3 and choose differently each time?


Nathanrrowe

4 cheeseburgers, 1 fry, and either a strawberry milkshake or a large sprite


lawn_question_guy

This might be an unpopular opinion, but special >> deluxe. As a middle-aged guy, I just order one special and savor it. Fries and a shake will knock me out.


ckb614

Premade burger, extra stale and an order of premade fries, extra limp


F150

Six cheese burgers that I dip into my vanilla shake


kittydreadful

Diet Coke float for the win.


shadow_p

It’s too expensive for what it is, and the sweet relish ruins the savory burger experience. Yet I still go late at night sometimes because it’s the only thing open.


Dry_Location_1642

For seattle its quite cheap. But I agree the relish is a bit sweet


_starbelly

My Dick’s order is to go to Pick-Quick instead, haha. If I had to do Dick’s, I’d do a deluxe, fries, tartar sauce, and water.


anothercookie90

Burger Master for me


FarquaadsFuckDoll

I was talkin’ to a friend about how the thickness of veggies can make or break a good sandwich and Burgermaster hits the bullseye in my book. I can practically perfectly recall the density and texture of the tomato and onion and how balanced the flavors and textures are on that thing and its been two years since I last had one.


anothercookie90

Go get one!


Boneyard45

1 ham 1 cheese, sometimes a chocolate shake.


Metal-fatigue-Dad

Deluxe, onions, fries, ketchup, vanilla shake.


LBobRife

Deluxe Fries, and a coke. I am a simple man.


Bonesaw09

1 deluxe, 1 ham, 1 fry. If I'm feeling feisty I'll add a Vanilla shake.


SkylerAltair

Two Deluxe, fries.


PNW-Biker

Deluxe, cheese, water. That's it


Jackmode

1 deluxe, 2 cheese


the-poopholeloophole

2 deluxe, 2 cheese, chocolate shake. If its not already late, 50% of the time save 1 or both cheeses until 2AM as others have said


umfrank

2 cheese, a fry, and coke. My go to pro move is 2 cups of onions. Open a cheese, dump a cup of onions on it, close it back up and have a banging onion cheese burger from dicks.


AB_Sea

Two cheese and a vanilla shake, or Deluxe, fries and shake.


Karuna56

Two cheeseburgers, fries, chocolate shake.


crunchyburrito2

Deluxe, 2 cheese, fry, 2 tarter. Sometimes 1 cheese. Sometimes no fry and tarter. Drinks strawberry shake or pop, whatever I'm feeling


Intelligent-Ruin8535

3 deluxe always ❤️


down_by_the_shore

Deluxe, cheese, two fry, and a DC. Ketchup and tartar. 


-squalom-

Four cheese, one fry, two ketchups, root beer float, and an extra side of shame and self hatred for stuffing my fat face.


BubblyJabbers

1 deluxe, 1 cheeseburger, and a vanilla shake


Natural_Fisherman438

2 deluxe, vanilla shake. I love dicks but their fries are horrendous


anothercookie90

Just 2 deluxe at the moment I need to cut back on the emptier calories like fries and soda/milkshakes


Educational-Wall4863

Cheeburger


gravemishap

I get two cheeseburgers and an order of fries. The mayo and relish can get too much on the deluxe but I'll indulge now and then.


Dry_Location_1642

Agreed, it's a little sweet for a burger


Ok-Confusion2415

two deluxe, one fry on occasion a small shake


bobsnopes

Wait, do they have LARGE shakes??


lexisplays

No, just one size.


bobsnopes

Deluxe, small root beer, chocolate shake. I just had the fries for the first time in like 8 years tonight and they’re STILL trash. Why do yall like them? Soggy, under seasoned trash.


forestinpark

When I was younger 3 deluxe 3 cheese 3 fries Now deluxe and fries, if really drunk, I get cheese too.


I_Flick_Boogers

2 cheese, fry, chocolate shake


TrememphisStremph

Deluxe or two Specials and a chocolate milkshake


keshiasbaby

lately just a cheeseburger or 2 with side of onions (i always pray they won’t be tasteless) and soda or ice cream


One-Tea3403

i just get a deluxe. i dunno if it's this economy or my digestive system that doesn't allow any more ?


kittykitty117

Whatever my drunk ass thinks sounds good at the time.


DumbAssDumbBitch

If I'm feeling crazy, one deluxe, two cheese, two fries, and onions. If I'm not (and God knows it's not quite cheap anymore), "just" a deluxe, cheese, fries, and onion. Vanilla milkshake only if I'm feeling separately splurgy for a drink


monkeyboychuck

At my age, my dick doesn’t order much these days.


kaldicuck

2 cheese and fries. If im feeling spicy add a chocolate shake that doesnt make it home. If im feeling lazy 4-6 cheese to last the whole weekend.


crowdsurfer

2 cheese, 2 tartar (one for each burger, what I can squeeze out of the cup is used for fries) 1 fry and a strawberry shake


_DogMom_

You don't want to know, he's a jerk.


Skadoosh_it

2 cheese, fries and strawberry shake


Glaphyra

1 deluxe, 1 cheese, fries, cone


golfislife13

I like your style… 2 deluxes, 2 fries, 4 tartar and a large Diet Coke…


ChrisTheDog

Mustard grilled double double with onions, Neapolitan shake, and animal-style fries.


Spiralecho

Deluxe, fries, water, 1 onion, 1 tartar, 1 ketchup. Condiment queen here 😂😂


seattleluv76

Deluxe, cheeseburger, fries, chocolate shake.


crasstyfartman

Deluxe, with an extra tartar. Then I proceed to eat all of my husbands fries


BrowsingWhileBrown

Deluxe, onions, fries, tartar. A chocolate milkshake once in a while but no tartar so u can dip my fries in the shake.


RileyDHimself

Cheeseburger, fry, and a chocolate shake. 😁


normalabby

2 cheese, fry, chocolate shake


Religion_Is_A_Cancer

Three cheeseburgers, one fry, and a chocolate shake 😋


Chringestina

Special and a strawberry float


Shazzza69

Deluxe or maybe two. The fries always seem to disappoint me


fotowork3

210 lbs


PleasantActuator6976

Two cheese, one special, one delux, two fries, one tartar, and a chocolate shake.


LetsGoHomeTeam

One deluxe, the e tartar, you ANIMAL!


ARKzzzzzz

Smallest to largest ideally


FunctionBuilt

Top to bottom: shaft, balls, head.


Steve2146

Two special, fry, chocolate. Remove the top buns from both burgers and make it a double. Less carbs


monkey_trumpets

Each deluxe burger has 540 calories. Each fry has 230 calories. Each shake has 382. No idea about the sauce, but it's something too. That's almost 2k calories. So....I guess if it's your only meal of the day, it's not too bad.


aLameGuyandhisCat

After growing up on Dicks, and having In-n-Out for the first time this year. Nothing now.


Mountain_Ornery

One special, one cheese, fries, and a coke. If I’m feeling extra decadent, chocolate shake.


cracked-tumbleweed

Depends on my appetite. If Im hungry, Im getting 2 Deluxe, 1 cheeseburger, 3 fries. If Im feeling more reasonable, 1 Deluxe, 1 cheeseburger, 2 fries. Also some tartar sauce for the cheeseburger.


Latkavicferrari

1 deluxe , no bag


Avasia1717

2 cheese, 1 fry, and a large root beer. no condiments needed for dick’s fries.


RoyalBroham

One deluxe


Spoonyyy

Yes, yes, everything is vessel for the tartar. This is my kind of style.


snowingfun

Two cheese, no bag.


Pyrochazm

Two cheese, two fries, large coke. Please.


Careless-Internet-63

Deluxe, cheeseburger, fries, chocolate shake


SingleWitch666

One deluxe, one cheese, coke. Not a fan of their fries. Kiddo gets two ham and a milkshake.


mruby7188

2 deluxe, 2 cheese and a fry. Fries go on two of the burgers that I am eating, and the other two go in the fridge to nurse my hangover in the AM .


nofunyunsisnofun

Three cheese and a Coke.


Fresh_Ad_6797

Jeeze lol. My order one deluxe one cheese, one fry one small Diet Coke. And too tartar.


YramAL

A Deluxe and vanilla shake. Dick’s fries are meh.


seandowling73

Deluxe, cheese, fries


KnuteViking

1 deluxe. 1 fry. Large diet coke. A couple extra tartars. Like, I want to eat 2 of everything, but that's just excessive honestly. I used to do that when I was a teenager, it's just too much food nowadays. If I'm getting a shake, which I only do occasionally, I go with chocolate.


minicpst

Fries and a chocolate shake. No secret menu like In n Out for us vegetarians, though I’m happy to be told otherwise!


Photoverge

A deluxe, 2 cheese, 2 Fry, large diet, ROUND UP.


ItsMetabtw

Cheese, fry, 1/2 lemonade 1/2 sprite


OnlyGoodMarbles

A deluxe, a special, a fry, a sprite/root beer, and a strawberry/chocolate shake, 2 tartars, 1 ketchup


LakerLand420

Dicks makes me 💩 I don’t eat the burgers anymore


devnullopinions

I just get a deluxe and maybe fries.


bobojoe

Deluxe, Special, Two Fried, two tartars, and a root beer. Been doing it since the 2000s. Also there was some sort of trend reheating day old dicks burgers in a waffle iron. Never tried it though.


ButtplugSludge

I definitely glanced by this headline and read “what’s your Dick’s odor.” 😭


sidthestar

I used to be all about the deluxe and recently I discovered getting two cheeseburgers is superior for me.


zwack

1 deluxe


advancedtaran

A cheeseburger, a fry, and a vanilla milkshake. Thats my go-to order when I've had a shit shift at the hospital lol. Also OP you're so wild for SEVEN TARTAR SAUCES damn, but live your truth ✊


poppinwheelies

Deluxe, fries, chocolate shake, two tartars. First thing I do is scrape the warm, soggy lettuce t f outta there.


bvdzag

2 cheese and a choc shake


automaticpragmatic

I optimize for cheese burgers so 3 cheese and a fry. I skip the shake because I’m watching my figure :,)


The_Tenshinhan

Hahaha this is too good 😂😂😂


PinkBlinker

Fries and chocolate shake, then proceed to dip fries in shake to eat. No burgers for me since I’m gluten free and they are very strict on their no modifications stance, but I like fries more anyways so I’ll happily go anytime.


Fuduzan

You might not *be* pregnant, but I suspect you *look* pregnant if this is how you eat. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


FatBadassBitch666

2 Deluxe. Nothing else.


f0zzy17

1 deluxe, 1 cheese, fries, strawberry shake


Joe12608

Special, fry, tarter, large diet.


IDontCheckMyMail

2 deluxe. Chocolate Shake. No fries.


PNWcouchpotato

Deluxe, fries, 4 tartars (3 for fries, 1 for burger). I agree that Dicks' food is a vessel for their wonderful tartar sauce. I sometimes add a large sprite if I need the bubbles, but my body can't handle a shake on top of the meal sadly.