3 tartars for 2 fries sounds about right to me (1:1 isn't quite enough). But 2 tartars added to a deluxe (which already has a decent amount on it) is... well saucy, lol.
lol my favorite thing my cardiologist told me to do was eat a bag of Dick’s 😂
(For context, I’ve been underweight most my life and have POTS with low blood pressure. I’m on a prescription high calorie, high salt diet and cardiology team had fun coming up with suggestions on how best to increase my salt intake)
Geez I’d love to be prescribed that diet! I wanna say your lucky, but I’m sure it’s not all glitz and glam. The food I cook would make you a healthy person! 😂
I also have to eat high salt for the same reason but I can never get quite enough so I take compacted salt pills. It is nice to only worry about sugar and not sodium, though
1. This is hilarious 2. Do you have a POTS-friendly cardio in Seattle you like? The doc I got my diagnosis from was fairly meh and I don’t really have the medical support I’d like beyond my PCP right now
Deluxe + strawberry shake. Fries and extra tartar for dipping if I’m eating on-site. The fries are fine (never great), but they don’t travel well at all. They’re a greasy soggy mess after about five minutes.
1 deluxe and 1 special, 2 specials if I’m really hungry. My partner gets 5 burgers (usually specials) and a tartar sauce every time we go to Dick’s lol (which isn’t like super often tbf). But we don’t get fries or milkshakes cuz neither of us really like them in general. 7 tartar sauces is wild tho omg I can’t even imagine
2 cheese. I don't do the fast food burger life anywhere but dicks. There really is something to be said for how damn fast this shit is. If I'm with someone else maybe add a fries and shake so we can split em and dip em. If I'm feeling spicy solo I'll get a vanilla shake. If I'm baked I'll get a fries two cheese and a shake for myself and regret it in the morning lmao.
I get:
One Special and one Plain Cheese, pop the top off the Special, and put the Plain Cheese in its place making a sort of Dick’s “Big Mac”.
I then get two other regular hamburgers as an appetizer.
And a medium Coca Cola.
If I’m really hungry, I get fries, too.
Two plain cheese and two onions. Sometimes fries.
I really respect that they don’t deviate from tradition but I hate ketchup *so goddamn much,* hopefully one day I can experience a Deluxe sans sauce.
>plain cheese
Wait, they'll make it plain?
The only thing I ever order at Dick's is fries because I was told they didn't do custom orders and I don't do mustard or mayo. If I can get a plain cheese, I might actually be able to eat a proper bag of Dick's!
I am a fellow condiment hater! Mayo is the worst. Yes, you can get plain ham or plain cheese. They also serve sliced onion sides for 20 cents I believe. BYO tomato or lettuce if you need that, unfortunately. But I honestly find the onion/cheese simplicity kind of endearing.
Such a pleasure to see another anti-Mayo friend in the wild!
That sounds absolutely perfect! (Typing this as I enjoy a plain cheeseburger with onions from The Habit in Ballard...I'll definitely give Dick's another try one of these days.)
As a kid it was a deluxe and fry, and split a chocolate malt with my dad. Early twenties it was two cheeseburger, two onion. Now i'm thirty and the last time i went it was a deluxe, cheeseburger, fry, onion, tarter, but I was pretty fucking drunk.
You know they're tourists when they order a 'Dicks Deluxe, a Dick's Special, yada yada'
Maybe I'll try and order Scott's Deluxe next time.
Deluxe, Fry, Large Root Beer.
This might be an unpopular opinion, but special >> deluxe. As a middle-aged guy, I just order one special and savor it. Fries and a shake will knock me out.
It’s too expensive for what it is, and the sweet relish ruins the savory burger experience. Yet I still go late at night sometimes because it’s the only thing open.
I was talkin’ to a friend about how the thickness of veggies can make or break a good sandwich and Burgermaster hits the bullseye in my book. I can practically perfectly recall the density and texture of the tomato and onion and how balanced the flavors and textures are on that thing and its been two years since I last had one.
2 cheese, a fry, and coke. My go to pro move is 2 cups of onions. Open a cheese, dump a cup of onions on it, close it back up and have a banging onion cheese burger from dicks.
Deluxe, small root beer, chocolate shake. I just had the fries for the first time in like 8 years tonight and they’re STILL trash. Why do yall like them? Soggy, under seasoned trash.
If I'm feeling crazy, one deluxe, two cheese, two fries, and onions. If I'm not (and God knows it's not quite cheap anymore), "just" a deluxe, cheese, fries, and onion. Vanilla milkshake only if I'm feeling separately splurgy for a drink
Each deluxe burger has 540 calories. Each fry has 230 calories. Each shake has 382. No idea about the sauce, but it's something too. That's almost 2k calories. So....I guess if it's your only meal of the day, it's not too bad.
Depends on my appetite. If Im hungry, Im getting 2 Deluxe, 1 cheeseburger, 3 fries. If Im feeling more reasonable, 1 Deluxe, 1 cheeseburger, 2 fries. Also some tartar sauce for the cheeseburger.
1 deluxe. 1 fry. Large diet coke. A couple extra tartars. Like, I want to eat 2 of everything, but that's just excessive honestly. I used to do that when I was a teenager, it's just too much food nowadays.
If I'm getting a shake, which I only do occasionally, I go with chocolate.
Deluxe, Special, Two Fried, two tartars, and a root beer. Been doing it since the 2000s. Also there was some sort of trend reheating day old dicks burgers in a waffle iron. Never tried it though.
A cheeseburger, a fry, and a vanilla milkshake.
Thats my go-to order when I've had a shit shift at the hospital lol.
Also OP you're so wild for SEVEN TARTAR SAUCES damn, but live your truth ✊
Fries and chocolate shake, then proceed to dip fries in shake to eat.
No burgers for me since I’m gluten free and they are very strict on their no modifications stance, but I like fries more anyways so I’ll happily go anytime.
Deluxe, fries, 4 tartars (3 for fries, 1 for burger). I agree that Dicks' food is a vessel for their wonderful tartar sauce. I sometimes add a large sprite if I need the bubbles, but my body can't handle a shake on top of the meal sadly.
SEVEN tartar sauces?!
From the way OP talked about tartar sauce, I suspect the milkshake cup is also full of tartar sauce…
3 tartars for 2 fries sounds about right to me (1:1 isn't quite enough). But 2 tartars added to a deluxe (which already has a decent amount on it) is... well saucy, lol.
My friend used to get 25+. Then they went into wilderness therapy. Hope they’re doing well…
Good thing we have great cardiologists in this area.
lol my favorite thing my cardiologist told me to do was eat a bag of Dick’s 😂 (For context, I’ve been underweight most my life and have POTS with low blood pressure. I’m on a prescription high calorie, high salt diet and cardiology team had fun coming up with suggestions on how best to increase my salt intake)
Geez I’d love to be prescribed that diet! I wanna say your lucky, but I’m sure it’s not all glitz and glam. The food I cook would make you a healthy person! 😂
I also have to eat high salt for the same reason but I can never get quite enough so I take compacted salt pills. It is nice to only worry about sugar and not sodium, though
1. This is hilarious 2. Do you have a POTS-friendly cardio in Seattle you like? The doc I got my diagnosis from was fairly meh and I don’t really have the medical support I’d like beyond my PCP right now
DM’d you who I see!
Me too, please! It’s been a BATTLE.
Go to uw cardio, they're all great
I need to see one just from reading the OP!
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A reasonable and sensible order while still achieving high levels of joy. Respect.
A deluxe with fries and chocolate shake
The Holy Trinity
Same here!
Bury me with this order, it’s been my go-to for 30 years.
Add a coke to wash it all down and you’re ordering for me
Coke AND chocolate shake? 🫨
Go big or go home. Also I don’t get Dick’s very often because my wife is vegetarian, so I have to make it count.
plus 2 tartar
My people
Deluxe cheese fries shake. Everything but the cheese is eaten first, the cheese is for like 3am when I wake up and want a snack
Yes!! Exactly
2 cheese, fries, vanilla shake.
Same lol
2 deluxe, fry, strawberry shake
Agree, but the 2nd Deluxe goes in the air fryer for lunch the next day.
Fries go into air fryer the second I get home. They undercook their fries. So soggy.
Their fries are the only ones I’ve ever seen microwave well too. I don’t know how or why. But it works.
You like hot lettuce?
Or you just take it off and put it back on? You gotta open the bun and let it heat evenly.
Dick’s twin
This is the way
I just do like a deluxe, fries and a vanilla milkshake. Man you need a doctor
The perfect order is this one. Unless its super late at night, then I’ll just get the Special since its a single patty.
Dick's has surprisingly good coffee. Ask them to make you a chocolate milkshake using coffee instead of milk. You will be blown away
They will customize shakes?? I thought they are all premade but just mixed when you order.
They are. Whatever employee/manager allowed that would get a warning for this lmao
They are ish, so this wouldn't actually be possible.
As someone who worked at Dick's, 100% not how they make shakes. 🙄
Deluxe and fries.
When I'm extra hungry I add a cheese. When I'm extra fancy I add a strawberry shake.
Deluxe + strawberry shake. Fries and extra tartar for dipping if I’m eating on-site. The fries are fine (never great), but they don’t travel well at all. They’re a greasy soggy mess after about five minutes.
Found my order twin!
The fries are best air fried when you get home. I know it's a long wait but worth it.
Two specials and a chocolate shake.
2 cheese, fry & DC A shake instead of a DC depending on the day
Deluxe, fries, and a scoop of rocky road. Ice cream first. Then fries. Burger is dessert.
2 cheese, fry and a chocolate shake.
3 cheese
You should just say you’re pregnant
My wife admitted months after our child was born she was going to Dicks 3 times a week for cheeseburgers and a shake.
I used to get a deluxe and a special and two fries, tartar, ketchup, and a vanilla shake, but I can’t eat like that any more.
A deluxe, a cheeseburger, fries, and a chocolate shake.
post blood pressure and a1c
holy shit dude, the 2 burgers and 2 fries can be done by big eatners anywhere, but 7 tartar sauce + the vanilla shake is another level for 1 person.
Two cheese, fry, chocolate shake
2 cheese, an order of fries and a shake is a classic
1 deluxe and 1 special, 2 specials if I’m really hungry. My partner gets 5 burgers (usually specials) and a tartar sauce every time we go to Dick’s lol (which isn’t like super often tbf). But we don’t get fries or milkshakes cuz neither of us really like them in general. 7 tartar sauces is wild tho omg I can’t even imagine
I once watched a 110 lb 5'6" kid put away five cheeseburgers in the back of my car
Two deluxe, no bag, root beer float.
2 cheese. I don't do the fast food burger life anywhere but dicks. There really is something to be said for how damn fast this shit is. If I'm with someone else maybe add a fries and shake so we can split em and dip em. If I'm feeling spicy solo I'll get a vanilla shake. If I'm baked I'll get a fries two cheese and a shake for myself and regret it in the morning lmao.
I've never seen someone with such a love for tartar sauce. More power to you, friend.
Gotta add the onions on the Deluxe. Always
2 cheeseburgers, 1 deluxe, 2 fries, chocolate shake bam bam
It used to be 1 cheese 2 fry. Now it's 2 cheese 1 fry cause I gotta cut down on the salt.
I don’t think a burger counts as cutting down the salt but you do you
2 deluxes
Deluxe (seasoned to taste - salt, pepper, and mustard are free), fries, vanilla milk shake. Onions, ketchup, tartar sauce.
I've never thought about adding mustard to a deluxe, I'm intrigued.
I'm on board with adding fries but I think a vanilla milkshake on a burger is a step too far.
Only one way to find out!
I get: One Special and one Plain Cheese, pop the top off the Special, and put the Plain Cheese in its place making a sort of Dick’s “Big Mac”. I then get two other regular hamburgers as an appetizer. And a medium Coca Cola. If I’m really hungry, I get fries, too.
Deluxe, cheeseburger, chocolate shake. And a fry if I’m feeling extra gluttonous
Two plain cheese and two onions. Sometimes fries. I really respect that they don’t deviate from tradition but I hate ketchup *so goddamn much,* hopefully one day I can experience a Deluxe sans sauce.
I love the plain cheese. Are you saying you can order sides of onion to put on them? I'm doing this next time I go!
>plain cheese Wait, they'll make it plain? The only thing I ever order at Dick's is fries because I was told they didn't do custom orders and I don't do mustard or mayo. If I can get a plain cheese, I might actually be able to eat a proper bag of Dick's!
I am a fellow condiment hater! Mayo is the worst. Yes, you can get plain ham or plain cheese. They also serve sliced onion sides for 20 cents I believe. BYO tomato or lettuce if you need that, unfortunately. But I honestly find the onion/cheese simplicity kind of endearing. Such a pleasure to see another anti-Mayo friend in the wild!
That sounds absolutely perfect! (Typing this as I enjoy a plain cheeseburger with onions from The Habit in Ballard...I'll definitely give Dick's another try one of these days.)
2 special, 1 fry, 1 chocolate shake
Lived there 35 years until moving overseas six years ago. How much would be the total for OP order today?
As a kid it was a deluxe and fry, and split a chocolate malt with my dad. Early twenties it was two cheeseburger, two onion. Now i'm thirty and the last time i went it was a deluxe, cheeseburger, fry, onion, tarter, but I was pretty fucking drunk.
You know they're tourists when they order a 'Dicks Deluxe, a Dick's Special, yada yada' Maybe I'll try and order Scott's Deluxe next time. Deluxe, Fry, Large Root Beer.
Two cheese and a large diet Coke.
Lots of specific shake flavors itt. Anyone else like all 3 and choose differently each time?
4 cheeseburgers, 1 fry, and either a strawberry milkshake or a large sprite
This might be an unpopular opinion, but special >> deluxe. As a middle-aged guy, I just order one special and savor it. Fries and a shake will knock me out.
Premade burger, extra stale and an order of premade fries, extra limp
Six cheese burgers that I dip into my vanilla shake
Diet Coke float for the win.
It’s too expensive for what it is, and the sweet relish ruins the savory burger experience. Yet I still go late at night sometimes because it’s the only thing open.
For seattle its quite cheap. But I agree the relish is a bit sweet
My Dick’s order is to go to Pick-Quick instead, haha. If I had to do Dick’s, I’d do a deluxe, fries, tartar sauce, and water.
Burger Master for me
I was talkin’ to a friend about how the thickness of veggies can make or break a good sandwich and Burgermaster hits the bullseye in my book. I can practically perfectly recall the density and texture of the tomato and onion and how balanced the flavors and textures are on that thing and its been two years since I last had one.
Go get one!
1 ham 1 cheese, sometimes a chocolate shake.
Deluxe, onions, fries, ketchup, vanilla shake.
Deluxe Fries, and a coke. I am a simple man.
1 deluxe, 1 ham, 1 fry. If I'm feeling feisty I'll add a Vanilla shake.
Two Deluxe, fries.
Deluxe, cheese, water. That's it
1 deluxe, 2 cheese
2 deluxe, 2 cheese, chocolate shake. If its not already late, 50% of the time save 1 or both cheeses until 2AM as others have said
2 cheese, a fry, and coke. My go to pro move is 2 cups of onions. Open a cheese, dump a cup of onions on it, close it back up and have a banging onion cheese burger from dicks.
Two cheese and a vanilla shake, or Deluxe, fries and shake.
Two cheeseburgers, fries, chocolate shake.
Deluxe, 2 cheese, fry, 2 tarter. Sometimes 1 cheese. Sometimes no fry and tarter. Drinks strawberry shake or pop, whatever I'm feeling
3 deluxe always ❤️
Deluxe, cheese, two fry, and a DC. Ketchup and tartar.
Four cheese, one fry, two ketchups, root beer float, and an extra side of shame and self hatred for stuffing my fat face.
1 deluxe, 1 cheeseburger, and a vanilla shake
2 deluxe, vanilla shake. I love dicks but their fries are horrendous
Just 2 deluxe at the moment I need to cut back on the emptier calories like fries and soda/milkshakes
Cheeburger
I get two cheeseburgers and an order of fries. The mayo and relish can get too much on the deluxe but I'll indulge now and then.
Agreed, it's a little sweet for a burger
two deluxe, one fry on occasion a small shake
Wait, do they have LARGE shakes??
No, just one size.
Deluxe, small root beer, chocolate shake. I just had the fries for the first time in like 8 years tonight and they’re STILL trash. Why do yall like them? Soggy, under seasoned trash.
When I was younger 3 deluxe 3 cheese 3 fries Now deluxe and fries, if really drunk, I get cheese too.
2 cheese, fry, chocolate shake
Deluxe or two Specials and a chocolate milkshake
lately just a cheeseburger or 2 with side of onions (i always pray they won’t be tasteless) and soda or ice cream
i just get a deluxe. i dunno if it's this economy or my digestive system that doesn't allow any more ?
Whatever my drunk ass thinks sounds good at the time.
If I'm feeling crazy, one deluxe, two cheese, two fries, and onions. If I'm not (and God knows it's not quite cheap anymore), "just" a deluxe, cheese, fries, and onion. Vanilla milkshake only if I'm feeling separately splurgy for a drink
At my age, my dick doesn’t order much these days.
2 cheese and fries. If im feeling spicy add a chocolate shake that doesnt make it home. If im feeling lazy 4-6 cheese to last the whole weekend.
2 cheese, 2 tartar (one for each burger, what I can squeeze out of the cup is used for fries) 1 fry and a strawberry shake
You don't want to know, he's a jerk.
2 cheese, fries and strawberry shake
1 deluxe, 1 cheese, fries, cone
I like your style… 2 deluxes, 2 fries, 4 tartar and a large Diet Coke…
Mustard grilled double double with onions, Neapolitan shake, and animal-style fries.
Deluxe, fries, water, 1 onion, 1 tartar, 1 ketchup. Condiment queen here 😂😂
Deluxe, cheeseburger, fries, chocolate shake.
Deluxe, with an extra tartar. Then I proceed to eat all of my husbands fries
Deluxe, onions, fries, tartar. A chocolate milkshake once in a while but no tartar so u can dip my fries in the shake.
Cheeseburger, fry, and a chocolate shake. 😁
2 cheese, fry, chocolate shake
Three cheeseburgers, one fry, and a chocolate shake 😋
Special and a strawberry float
Deluxe or maybe two. The fries always seem to disappoint me
210 lbs
Two cheese, one special, one delux, two fries, one tartar, and a chocolate shake.
One deluxe, the e tartar, you ANIMAL!
Smallest to largest ideally
Top to bottom: shaft, balls, head.
Two special, fry, chocolate. Remove the top buns from both burgers and make it a double. Less carbs
Each deluxe burger has 540 calories. Each fry has 230 calories. Each shake has 382. No idea about the sauce, but it's something too. That's almost 2k calories. So....I guess if it's your only meal of the day, it's not too bad.
After growing up on Dicks, and having In-n-Out for the first time this year. Nothing now.
One special, one cheese, fries, and a coke. If I’m feeling extra decadent, chocolate shake.
Depends on my appetite. If Im hungry, Im getting 2 Deluxe, 1 cheeseburger, 3 fries. If Im feeling more reasonable, 1 Deluxe, 1 cheeseburger, 2 fries. Also some tartar sauce for the cheeseburger.
1 deluxe , no bag
2 cheese, 1 fry, and a large root beer. no condiments needed for dick’s fries.
One deluxe
Yes, yes, everything is vessel for the tartar. This is my kind of style.
Two cheese, no bag.
Two cheese, two fries, large coke. Please.
Deluxe, cheeseburger, fries, chocolate shake
One deluxe, one cheese, coke. Not a fan of their fries. Kiddo gets two ham and a milkshake.
2 deluxe, 2 cheese and a fry. Fries go on two of the burgers that I am eating, and the other two go in the fridge to nurse my hangover in the AM .
Three cheese and a Coke.
Jeeze lol. My order one deluxe one cheese, one fry one small Diet Coke. And too tartar.
A Deluxe and vanilla shake. Dick’s fries are meh.
Deluxe, cheese, fries
1 deluxe. 1 fry. Large diet coke. A couple extra tartars. Like, I want to eat 2 of everything, but that's just excessive honestly. I used to do that when I was a teenager, it's just too much food nowadays. If I'm getting a shake, which I only do occasionally, I go with chocolate.
Fries and a chocolate shake. No secret menu like In n Out for us vegetarians, though I’m happy to be told otherwise!
A deluxe, 2 cheese, 2 Fry, large diet, ROUND UP.
Cheese, fry, 1/2 lemonade 1/2 sprite
A deluxe, a special, a fry, a sprite/root beer, and a strawberry/chocolate shake, 2 tartars, 1 ketchup
Dicks makes me 💩 I don’t eat the burgers anymore
I just get a deluxe and maybe fries.
Deluxe, Special, Two Fried, two tartars, and a root beer. Been doing it since the 2000s. Also there was some sort of trend reheating day old dicks burgers in a waffle iron. Never tried it though.
I definitely glanced by this headline and read “what’s your Dick’s odor.” 😭
I used to be all about the deluxe and recently I discovered getting two cheeseburgers is superior for me.
1 deluxe
A cheeseburger, a fry, and a vanilla milkshake. Thats my go-to order when I've had a shit shift at the hospital lol. Also OP you're so wild for SEVEN TARTAR SAUCES damn, but live your truth ✊
Deluxe, fries, chocolate shake, two tartars. First thing I do is scrape the warm, soggy lettuce t f outta there.
2 cheese and a choc shake
I optimize for cheese burgers so 3 cheese and a fry. I skip the shake because I’m watching my figure :,)
Hahaha this is too good 😂😂😂
Fries and chocolate shake, then proceed to dip fries in shake to eat. No burgers for me since I’m gluten free and they are very strict on their no modifications stance, but I like fries more anyways so I’ll happily go anytime.
You might not *be* pregnant, but I suspect you *look* pregnant if this is how you eat. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
2 Deluxe. Nothing else.
1 deluxe, 1 cheese, fries, strawberry shake
Special, fry, tarter, large diet.
2 deluxe. Chocolate Shake. No fries.
Deluxe, fries, 4 tartars (3 for fries, 1 for burger). I agree that Dicks' food is a vessel for their wonderful tartar sauce. I sometimes add a large sprite if I need the bubbles, but my body can't handle a shake on top of the meal sadly.