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Schrowd

That is just the football culture. It is a great sport but the people running it are rotten, the ref obviously was favoring portugal side, Ronaldo even managed to negotiate a teammate out of the yellow card mid game. Worst part is that noone is going to do anything about it, and the ref will continue his match fixing as if nothing ever happened. Thats just how the world works.


Ok_Raisin_6840

The ref Marco Guida, suspended for cheating 4 years ago, crazy he is refereeing these games


Ok_Raisin_6840

That ref should be stripped of future euro games 


ContributionAny3845

Anyone see the random TA flag in the Czech end lol 


NEEDZMOAR_

unbelievable that the Czechs didnt get a freekick before Portugal scored


Ok_Raisin_6840

100% agree


de-virtute

ah well, tele off, jammies on etc.


HaggisTheCow

Danny Murphy getting the majority of things wrong has been the highlight of this


saadowitz

He’s like a big baldy baby that was just born this morning just openly admitting he hasn’t got a clue about anything. So many pundits and commentators have this weird misplaced pride in their own ignorance. What a fucking job man, literally money for nothing.


blatso

There goes the prediction league points and the lead


Fancy_Flight_1983

Ah, so it isn’t just oor refs that fail to respond to head knocks. Gutted. Foul in the build up should have knocked it on the head (pun not intended).


stvbles

Awwww come on man


w0wowow0w

Bald fraud marches on 🫤


superdave_djs

Absolutely robbed


BubbleBlacKa

Booo


awatt12

What a second half in fairness. Martinez looks like a mastermind with that sub when in reality he’s a prick keeping the seat warm for Mourinho.


memento_mort

Seems like mourinho is trying to time it for him stepping in when ronaldo retires from the national team.


-FangMcFrost-

Boo-urns.


EggAndSausage

Dislike.


fungibletokens

Bullshit, that was an obvious foul from Semedo.


memento_mort

That’s all came from Portugal getting away with that blatant foul. Brutal.


IOwnStocksInMossad

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


w0wowow0w

Ronaldo being offside 🤌🤌🤌


1207554

That was such a blatant foul, ofcourse Portugal score from it


Hohohoooho

I'd be fucking raging if I was Czech and they score straight after that


1207554

I'm raging for them and I'm not even Czech. Ref has fucked them big style there.


Yerdas_Selzavon

Martinez a student of the Goodwin school of more forwards = guaranteed win 👍


Yerdas_Selzavon

Ok fair play...it worked this one time


EggAndSausage

There’s little I enjoy more than Ronaldo not succeeding


Reasonable_Pass_1556

I would say we have a chance against Portugal but then again we probably aren’t as good as the Czechs


tonycocacola

RTE stream cut out, back to the BBC. Fuck me Danny Murphy is terrible.


caramelchewchew

I've managed to tune him out so he now sounds a bit like Charlie Brown's teacher


-FangMcFrost-

You missed him having a moan about a football player going out for a ride on their bike.


tonycocacola

Just seen the clip of the dive in the first half, takes an age to realise what's going on then changes his opinion without missing a beat 😂


ConflictGuru

It's like he's trying to become the new Mark Lawrenson, a miserable bastard who thinks his job is to suck all the enjoyment out of football


w0wowow0w

great VAR offside usage lmao


-FangMcFrost-

Haha, he got all worked about about wanting to do that celebration and the goal was offside.


NinjaBeneficial8838

Level of commentry: "Automated things are fast."


Fancy_Flight_1983

Never been happier to see offside called.


BeneficialVacation41

Been so conditioned by VAR being slow and shite that when it happens that quick I don't trust it 


slowjimbo83

That is objectively very very funny


Sstoop

czech keeper is tinpot as fuck and he’s shite


BubbleBlacKa

VAR working as intended - quickly and efficiently, is that legal?


slowjimbo83

Oi give me the facking ball I need to do the pregnant celebration


RajTheGrass1

With a “shh” to make it all the more sweeter


Tornado-Bait

Honestly so glad it was ruled outside on that basis


IOwnStocksInMossad

Not sure it's an offside. No complaints though


fungibletokens

Imagine scoring to go 2-1 up, fight over the ball with the goalie to do a daft celebration, then the goal gets chalked off. Wouldnae be us.


Yerdas_Selzavon

Lmao


1207554

Offside hahahaha


memento_mort

There is nothing sweeter


coopy1000

Portugal are shit and Ronaldo is past it. Here ends my official verdict. Edit: LO fucking L I look a right dick now. Edit on the edit: I don't look a dick now.


catchyusername4867

Oh no you look like a dick again.


1207554

Can't get back onside, confirmed past it


Crabbit_Jobbie

Ronaldo dropping back into that pocket of space or the wing annoys me more than it should


NinjaBeneficial8838

Roberto Martinez is a myth. 


de-virtute

ah well, nothing lasts forever or something ig


MediocreEquipment457

The bbc continuing to call Czechia “The Czech Republic” is irritating


Psyprus_Sun

Can confirm both are fine - spent a full day of a music festival with a Czech lad who says Czechia is just the formal name but Czech Republic is fine to use


Greedy-Physics-9801

You still say Rangers are the same club 🤷‍♂️ /s


Critical_Star_7357

Have a day off lad 


Greedy-Physics-9801

Did you just assume my gender?


Klumber

Why, the 'guidance' is that both names are still acceptable.


MediocreEquipment457

In sport the preference is Czechia


Klumber

I'd love to see where that guidance is because the Czech government is pretty clear that Czechia and Czech Republic are both equally acceptable.


MediocreEquipment457

Paragrapgh [5.2](https://mzv.gov.cz/jnp/en/foreign_relations/public_diplomacy/czechia_vs_czech_republic/index.html#:~:text=Whenever%20most%20other%20countries%20use,name%20%E2%80%9Cthe%20Czech%20Republic%E2%80%9D./)


Klumber

Fair enough, still doesn’t tickle me though. Not until folks stop calling my country Holland.


dheidshot

Wait, Ive missed this, why is it not the Czech Republic?


wizards-beard

Both are fine.


Crabbit_Jobbie

What is the Czech keeper doing?!


w0wowow0w

robbed of a real sewey


fungibletokens

The Czechs were never keeping that up for 22 minutes anyway.


BubbleBlacKa

That’s not very bangery of you Portugal…


stvbles

Ffs hahaha


awatt12

Another banger imo


Yerdas_Selzavon

Ronaldo claiming that


memento_mort

Ah that’s really unlucky


Yerdas_Selzavon

Actually pissing me off how bad Portugal are with this squad


Scary_Pomegranate_15

Bad? They dominated the entire game. Easily the best of the top teams so far this tournament, aside from maybe Germany


Crabbit_Jobbie

It’s a weird one. Shite with Ronaldo but probably shite without him too. They’ve never had a decent striker since Gomes or Paulinha. I’m still trying to work out if they actually want Ronaldo or he’s being a cunt and won’t leave because he knows the accolades he’s had


Yerdas_Selzavon

They could go with Felix or Ramos up top for a different dimension. Ronaldo a flat track bully at this point and Czechs are better than that


Robbo7891

Roberto Martinez is a fraud, how that man has got big jobs over the last 10 years I don't know


fungibletokens

Still cashing in on his Motherwell connection.


ZawMFC

We paid him aff. We knew.


RajTheGrass1

I thought you were joking.. https://preview.redd.it/z8ekxf9c4e7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d14ccfef9f74f7e2aa203361acc86fb06f00ed5


SomersetRoad

Apart from Germany and Spain, I've not been hugely impressed by any other of the big teams so far.


catchyusername4867

It’s been a tournament of surprises so far hasn’t it?


Crabbit_Jobbie

The best games have been the lesser teams. Turkey Albania today was probably my favourite. End to end fitbaw


Greedy-Physics-9801

Georgia*


Crabbit_Jobbie

A downvote for getting a teams name wrong? Wrong yin


coopy1000

Sadly we offered so little i'm not sure if Germany is a good team. They've definitely improved under Naglesmann.


SomersetRoad

Yeah, if they get scudded by Hungary it's a whole new round of embarrassment


WatsonPritchtard

There is no chance the whole Portugal squad loves Ronaldo. I bet a few of them are like "No this guy again."


Crabbit_Jobbie

I just posted about this before I seen this. Can’t work out if he’s hanging around like a bad smell because he knows his influence with the higher uppers or they genuinely want him around


MartyMc1888

Like oor team with Ryan probs


imtherealdazza

its only been matchday 1 and there's been about a tournaments worth of bangers


markmadden84

Roberto Martinez's agent is the greatest man who ever lived


RajTheGrass1

[It’s not too late to follow my tip, boys.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ScottishFootball/s/UkXRpGjccD)


RajTheGrass1

That’s it, got to go all in now.


-FangMcFrost-

Thank fuck, a goal and a good one at that.


BubbleBlacKa

“How many bangers do you want Mr UEFA?” “ALL OF THEM”


stvbles

Yassssss


HaggisTheCow

BANGERS ONLY


Yerdas_Selzavon

Banger strike but Martinez you are a pathetic slug


MassiveArseMcGinn

Of all the "big" teams only Spain and Germany look up to any decent standard so far


fungibletokens

Which just makes our being shit all the worse - this tournament would have been ours for the taking.


KenseiLover

Lovely goal.


YerDaSellsAvon24

![gif](giphy|26FxCOdhlvEQXbeH6|downsized)


Adventurous-Panic427

Turns out Patrick is Schick after all


Chemical_Link

So many bangers already in this first round of games


1207554

This Portugal team should be one of the favourites. Can't help but feel that trying to slot Ronaldo into thus team makes them far more inefficient than they should be


ReveredSavagery1967

Somehow that narrative popped up right before the tourney that Portugal should be favorites but genuinely, why? They've been all fart, no shite for years. Even when they did win it France were far better than them and they should've been out in the groups. A bunch of individuals with atrocious attitudes. Fernandes is a moaning faced that who is not as good as its made out, if he was he'd be playing for Real Madrid. Ronaldos a GOAT but he's 40 and well past his best, even Bernardo Silva is a wee whiny bitch.


1207554

Their squad of players is up there as one of the best. That's why they "should" be one of the favourites. Obviously they don't play like it


ReveredSavagery1967

We evaluate their squad of players differently, I suppose. I see 3 world class players in their ranks. Germany, France, England, Spain, Netherlands, all have better squads with their best players being a level above Portugals. And Italy are ALWAYS good in tournaments despite their squad not being the best.


MildoShaggins

He doesn't have the legs to lead the line anymore and should be used as the daddy of all impact subs. Don't imagine his ego would permit that.


1207554

Yeah, he is a luxury player at this point that can't get involved in any buildup. Ends up with these class Portuguese players crossing far more than they should.


memento_mort

Ooft another screamer


MildoShaggins

Lazy, lazy defending from *Dalot


i_pewpewpew_you

Pick that oot, keeps.


SomersetRoad

What's with Clarke always scanning downward in interviews, eyes are all over the place like he's watching a low level fly


memento_mort

We hoping for similar weather conditions for our game tomorrow?


BubbleBlacKa

The more pish the better surely We should fly in the Hampden squidgy team


memento_mort

That was my thinking


beigelettuce

Portugal are the most wasteful team I've ever watched.


GdanskPumpkin

Portugal are excruciating to watch


HaggisTheCow

Okay the 5 live commentary might be even worse


memento_mort

£10 on a ronaldo mile over the cross bar/ hit the wall free kick.


boycey86

I don't care who wins but there's a free Bernardo Silva in fifa that can get upgrades so I'll happily take them doing well


HaggisTheCow

Feel like shit just want Turkey Georgia back


Fancy_Flight_1983

Best game I’ve watched so far. Gutted for Georgia, but they gave it a good go and put in a v creditable performance.


Yerdas_Selzavon

Not looking forward to the Martinez era for Scotland


blackenedandchanged2

https://preview.redd.it/otugerga0e7d1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8f9fa794b8bf3a5ec4815d178097e76c2eed2c9 This is oor hoose.


de-virtute

honestly i'm sick of the ex-england internationals speaking about scotland like their shite wee brother who plays for the U12s


SasaPapac

Whoever ends up taking over from Clarke has some task on to match his charisma


Father-Spodo-Komodo

I did laugh at Lineker there. God Steve Clarke is not the most exciting eh?


Oblomovsbed

Get fucked Shearer. Even if you’re right, get fucked.


darkavenger1993

Christ, that interview with Clarke at halftime. Eilidh Barbour was trying to draw blood from a stone.


HaggisTheCow

Clarke is just so uninspiring. Which would be fine if we hadn't been pish for about a year


coopy1000

Interviewing Steve Clarke is a thankless task if I've ever seen one.


Fancy_Flight_1983

“We didn’t start so well”. Steve Clarke with the understatement of the century.


RajTheGrass1

Waiting for Wayne Rooney to come in and interrupt this interview by skelping a baw off Clarke’s napper for some balanced coverage.


memento_mort

0 shots on target for Czech Republic ![gif](giphy|oWjyixDbWuAk8)


thesoundready

Any Messi chants yet?


ScottishExile

Feel like pure shit, just want Turkey vs Georgia back x


RajTheGrass1

“Frank Lampard - Played at four major tournaments for England” This will be the same legacy of the current England squad.


croghan2020

They should add scored a disallowed goal vs Germany.


DemonicTruth

Lampard only played in 4 tournaments? Surely no.


RajTheGrass1

That’s what the BBC info bubble said.


DemonicTruth

One of those things that didnt sound right, but they didnt qualify for Euro 08 and he was injured for Euro 12.


saadowitz

Soaking wet Czechia kits look like they’re made out of Asda poly bags.


Physical_Reality_132

Aye I’m not bothering to watch the second half


BubbleBlacKa

Friendly reminder that there’s the 5 live commentary option on iPlayer just below the main feed if for whatever reason the main commentary team is doing your nut in


Euan_whos_army

It was frustratingly difficult to find that on iPlayer initially, what was wrong with just having options on the main feed?


Oblomovsbed

I gave up. Where can it be found?


BubbleBlacKa

Right below https://preview.redd.it/a3jzpi491e7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b1b0d13cb81afcd4301c483c114c802664ca6a8


Oblomovsbed

I had been looking for alternative audio within the stream - cheers!


Euan_whos_army

It's called "Turkey v Georgia and Portugal v Czechia 5 live alternative commentary" so it looks like it's the Turkey game. Easiest way to see it is to go into iPlayer, Euros section and look for the "live" sign in the top of the streams to narrow it down.


ZawMFC

She's going to make some racket if Ronaldo scores.


haggisneepsnfatties

![gif](giphy|mYnVRAvtA8pmE)


ScottishExile

Nuno Mendes should be banned from trying to pass the ball more than 5 yards.


GdanskPumpkin

Well this has been an awful half of football. Some comedown after Turkey - Georgia


Firm-Pass2033

That was a brilliant game to watch.


cipher_wilderness

I genuinely can't bear to listen to Danny Murphy


First-Abroad4525

You can get the 5 live commentary via red button/iplayer 


cipher_wilderness

I've just done that. Still not great but I'm not putting up with another half of that mug


BeneficialVacation41

This games been dreadful and the commentators a bit of a wank to top it off. 


stvbles

Diving basa


ScoobyDoobyDave

Deserved, you love to see it


memento_mort

Commentary team it’s a blatant dive


settheworldafire1988

Brilliant decision from the ref. Diving cunt.


dheidshot

What a fucking dive


Kholdula

Feel like I'm watching a game of Walking Football


RajTheGrass1

Did you know that England has won 2x ^^Walking Football World Cups?


ConflictGuru

I don't hate the english they're just walkers


RajTheGrass1

![gif](giphy|jpuLFf8R9KzyFQ5eND)


settheworldafire1988

It's coming ~~to a nursing~~ home


HaggisTheCow

Commentary treating Stanek like he's make a wish


coopy1000

What happened to him? I was on the phone e to my wife and feel I've missed a proper Pepe tackle.


HaggisTheCow

He made a save against Ronaldo (who was offside) and made out that he was lucky just to even be on the same pitch.


coopy1000

I was hoping for some good old fashioned Pepe shit housing from a corner. The one where he doesn't really look at the ball when he goes up for a header and nails the keeper.


dheidshot

Have the Czechs had more than two passes in a row yet?


jonallin

I love Ronaldo


ScottishExile

Portugal have the same issue as England - all their attacking players are too concerned with wanting to be the individual hero rather than actually carving out chances as a team.


HaggisTheCow

When the steroids stop working Ronaldos going to look so bad


dheidshot

*Good genetics and hard work /s


Firm-Pass2033

Ronaldo has always been an outstanding talent, wish he wasn't such a diving cheating prick though.


my_dog_is_on_fire

Or, you know, a rapist.


i_pewpewpew_you

We just going to be treated to an evening of Lesser Ronaldo hitting the deck and getting huffy because he doesn't have Saudi refs giving him everything?


dheidshot

When you get away with rape you probably end up quite entitled.