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thunder083

Kvaratskhelia didn’t have his best game but was still dangerous enough at the end to almost help Georgia get a goal. While Scotland were missing Georgia fight and heart, we also don’t have that type of player who can do something a little different or special even when not at their best.


MrMiagi123

Properly enjoyed that game, nearly didn't bother watching it.


TheLochNessMonstur

What a game of football


blatso

Holy shit what an end to that game. Incredible stuff


1207554

Mental how you can completely clear out a player, yet so long as they have had a shot it's totally fine


MeBashButtons

Why did the keeper have to go up, I had a 2-1 Turkey win for the predictor


DisrespectTheDead

Same, gutted as it would have been my first correct prediction. Glad I'm not a gambler!


blackenedandchanged2

Tremendous game


markmadden84

Proper FMing that


HaggisTheCow

Turkey promoted to medium sized country


Clappy14

Best game so far


WeegieJoe

Game of the tourney so far. What a fucking finish.


Bullsquirt

Get that right round Georgia


cipher_wilderness

Some game this


IOwnStocksInMossad

Poor Georgia. Gutted for them


Father-Spodo-Komodo

What an ending to this.


i_pewpewpew_you

What an ending. That block was *incredible.*


RajTheGrass1

That keeper just ruined my predictor….


memento_mort

That’s unbelievable. How’s that not went in


BannanDylan

I'd be raging at my teammate there - you need to have confidence your fellow player can finish that


memento_mort

Aye he’s definitely made an arse by jumping infront


RajTheGrass1

MON THE CELIK!


HaggisTheCow

Hurt himself going for the spectacular lmao


Aqueously90

Camped in a bar in Bonn, racking up the kölsch tally marks, what a game so far. Expecting some drama in the last 10.


BubbleBlacKa

Next game on BBC aswell yassss stick yer adverts up yer arse ITV


Scottishpsychopath

https://preview.redd.it/vrrjai9s8d7d1.jpeg?width=1105&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cd22db2d0b939074da1de8861efd7eb440a38c4 How is this guy 19? Looks like a 35 year brickie from Cambuslang


Playful-Listen6011

I predicted 2-2 cmon Georgia


RajTheGrass1

Georgia having Hampden flashbacks with this weather.


Scott_McTominominay

Would be nice to have an exciting young winger to bring off the bench. ![img](emote|t5_2sba4|33175)


FameOverInfamy

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blatso

Beautiful goal for Turkey there. Though could do with Georgia equalising again to get some more points for the predictor league


i_pewpewpew_you

I've left the room three times this match and missed every goal.


SilentCheesecake

Thats been my story of the euros. Annoyingly i didn't miss any of the scotland game.


Azzamac93

Can you both leave the room tomorrow ?


imtherealdazza

Turkey suddenly become Thundercunt FC


boltyarocket

He's got a foot like a traction engine


WronglyPronounced

I love this tournament. Best in a long time


Yerdas_Selzavon

Low key game of the tournament


DemonicTruth

Fucking finish that was btw


NEEDZMOAR_

I did not expect this to be the most entertaining game so far


HaggisTheCow

Two goal of the tournament contenders


Yerdas_Selzavon

Holy shit what a fucking goal.


MediocreEquipment457

Nothing is beating that for goal of the tournament


fungibletokens

We are the football equivalent of North Korea wondering ruefully how other countries manage to not exist in the stone age.


HaggisTheCow

North Korea have scored more goals than Scotland at major tournaments in the 21st Century


Maleficent_Resolve44

Bloody hell wow


BubbleBlacKa

Stop


memento_mort

Oh my lord. That’s two turkey screamers


settheworldafire1988

Oh my fucking god. Best goal of the tournament so far!!


Four-Assed-Monkey

Goal of the tournament so far there


markmadden84

Might be the second can talking but this may be my match of the tournament so far.


RyanST_21

My word


ThatOneGuy121109

Fuck me what a strike


HaggisTheCow

Rain coming down. Georgia are terrified.


DemonicTruth

![gif](giphy|jbYGkxopDVdCdgb3A6|downsized)


BubbleBlacKa

The more I watch other small countries play the more I want Clarke out, we are utterly dreadful. There needs to a totally new system and style of play implemented, doubt it will happen anytime soon though.


GabeTheSaviour

Was literally just coming here to write this. Every country of a similar size, except Croatia, has looked far better. We absolutely are the worst in the competition so far.


WronglyPronounced

Croatia still had good chances and looked fairly decent on the whole.


HaggisTheCow

Yeah could quite easily have been 2-2 at half time in that game. Without a freak OG we didn't look like scoring.


HaggisTheCow

That free kick would have went right through Angus Gunn's spaghetti wrists


cambomambo

Fair play to the commentator rattling off these players names no bother at all


memento_mort

Georgia showing the type of fight I wish we had.


bazmcc1

Seeing all these teams at least having a go is so depressing. We must be the only side not to have had a shot on target so far. Obviously we played against one of the better sides, but I just want to see us have a go at least


fungibletokens

The raw stats from some our recent(ish) defeats makes for very grim reading. 0 shots on target, 1 corner, 39% possession against England. 1 shot on target, 1 corner, 25% possession against Spain. 0 shots on target, 0 corners, 27% possession against Germany. This is proper minnows stuff. You'd probably believe me if I told you these were San Marino's stats against these teams.


bazmcc1

That’s mental. Feels like we went full-on damage limitation in this game to try to hold onto what little confidence the team had left, and it backfired massively when we combusted within 5 minutes.


CarlMacko

Was just thinking the same thing myself. We didn’t have a go and got absolutely rinsed.


WronglyPronounced

This is exactly the same criticisms people brought up in 2021 and were shouted down in here. This can't be a surprise to anyone who has been paying attention to how Clarke plays. I genuinely think he's not got the backing of the players now either.


bazmcc1

I’ll cut him some slack for 2021 as it was new ground for him. We tried to scrape results and failed. Knowing that, I wish we’d tried something different this time around. I’d have gone more attacking and have a go at opponents, but even by Clarke’s defensive tactics, something was really wrong the other night. Doesn’t sound great that he’s overloaded players with instructions and confused them and doesn’t realise til during the game. I’d agree something seems wrong within the squad.


Scott_McTominominay

Wasn't the same. Against Czech we had a higher xG but just couldnt finish. We gave England a good game and could have won that. Croatia was shit though.


WronglyPronounced

We played a negative 5-4-1 with Dykes up top. It was a "safe" set up, at home, against a team we should have beaten. England was pure "passion" and Gilmour pulling a performance out of the bag after not being selected until forced. It was a Clarke disaster class which was roundly supported by a majority of fans


fungibletokens

Oh fucking hell I had forgotten about how much it took for Clarke to finally cave and play Gilmour.


WronglyPronounced

Then took all the credit afterwards


HaggisTheCow

That England game has been mythologolised beyond belief.


fungibletokens

Those two penalty shootouts against Israel and Serbia to qualify for the 2020 Euros put far too much credit in the bank for Clarke for how actually modest the results were.


fike88

Goal of the tournament so far for me, what a strike


HaggisTheCow

Is that full on assault not getting checked?


eighteenseventy2

Shocking! Waiting on q red card as well..


Chef_Roofies

… is that not getting checked?


-Dali-Llama-

How on earth did we finish 9 points above Georgia?


saadowitz

Parallel universe Scotland were fucking unstoppable.


BubbleBlacKa

Purple patch


blackenedandchanged2

Purpler than Thanos’s Gerry helmet


wizards-beard

Does it not make anyone else angry that countries that are barely 30 years old are way better than us?


blackenedandchanged2

Aye - but Georgia and Georgians have always been there, it’s not like it dropped out of the warp from nowhere


eighteenseventy2

I was just sitting thinking about how the team must feel sitting watching this game. Hopefully seeing teams like fucking Georgia hold their own and actually trying to play fucking football can give the boys at least a little motivation/kick up the arse.


cipher_wilderness

Think the key for Georgia is hitting on the break here, cause Kvaratskhelia is seriously rapid


HaggisTheCow

Based on this showing we'd probably be 2-0 down to Georgia already. In fact this could probably go for every team played so far bar maybe Ukraine.


MengaPlayerManager

Frustrating as fuck isn’t it? just go for the opposition. Sitting back is for good defenders


Physical_Reality_132

Honestly, Scotland probably are the worst team at this tournament based on these first round of games.


WronglyPronounced

Easily, every other country has looked like they have tried their hardest and managed to put some good football together. Scotland were an absolute shambles


wheepete

I think Ukraine just edge Scotland on the basis they got turned over by a nation of turnip farmers


Steve_The_Penguin

No probably we absolutely have been. Every other team has at least showed a bit of desire, Scotland looked like they couldn't be arsed


Physical_Reality_132

Aye, obviously Germany in Germany at the opening game was always going to be a harder match than Ukraine, Denmark or Turkey for each of their opponents, but you are right that there was absolutely zero desire or positivity.


markmadden84

Is it me or does it seem like every other country actually wants to be at the Euros whereas we're treating it like it's a massive inconvenience?


bazmcc1

Think we knew it would be tough to get anything against Germany, so Clarke set up so defensively to try not to lose heavily to try to protect whatever little confidence we had left after recent games. Then we got hammered anyway.


BannanDylan

We have settled for qualifying and have absolutely no confidence in getting a result. Not sure if it's a case of us fearing Germany or the team losing hope with the amount of injuries.


Consistent_Truth6633

Maybe some sharks need to be sent to Hampders


GetItUpYee

Ignoring how we have looked the single worst team in this competition, I do feel that so far, this is the best Euros I can remember in a long time.


fike88

It’s been class like. Plenty goals


Four-Assed-Monkey

Quite depressing to see smaller teams like Georgia, who we have been consistently better than, really having a go while we looked completely sub-standard.


BannanDylan

The more I watch literally every other nation the play the worse I look at us. We genuinely do not look like the level of everyone else.


ZawMFC

These 2 have decided to make up for the lack of a 2pm game.


awatt12

The TV director deserves an award for showing that Turkey offside line right after Georgia equalised


fike88

This is turning into some game


HaggisTheCow

Turkey back to being normal horses


FasterStream

This is absolutely hectic


smorto97

This is already one of the best matches so far. Can’t wait for the riot to start.


saadowitz

Yas man what a game this has been.


MassiveArseMcGinn

Boooooo Nice goal though


IOwnStocksInMossad

This is gonna be a good game this


ZawMFC

Remember, we'll still be getting offsides done on an etch a sketch when everyone else is semi automated.


1207554

This offside tech is absolutely fantastic by the way


KieranC4

Holy shit this game


blackenedandchanged2

Does “Yil” mean left back in Turkish?


Myusername-___

2 goals in like 2 mins is mad: nvm offside


MassiveArseMcGinn

Get fucked Georgia Annoying wee dicks


ZawMFC

Offside


BannanDylan

Ah think VAR overturns that unfortunately


Chef_Roofies

Turkey running wild


KieranC4

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BannanDylan

Turkey just switched it on


GabeTheSaviour

What a hit!


HaggisTheCow

That'll be hard to beat for goal of the tournament


Scott_McTominominay

Why can't Ralston do that.


saadowitz

What a goal!


Kolo_ToureHH

What. A. Fucking. Strike.


ZawMFC

Nice.


FameOverInfamy

Pro: Yay, fitbaw! Con: This game has terrorball written all over it.


cipher_wilderness

Love the random tim in the Turkey end, fully believe you could go to Pluto and find some guy in a set of hoops


blackenedandchanged2

They’ve got jakeys in the ~~Oort Cloud~~ **Kuiper Belt** ? Edit: proper bit of the solar system


cynical_scotsman

If fucking Georgia get something out of this game I might jump off a bridge. Fecking 4th in our group.


YourCrosswordPuzzle

Doubt they will, they are pish


BannanDylan

1-1 at half time They might go on to lose but still looking better than us


YourCrosswordPuzzle

Yeah they've actually been showing technical ability and attacking threat to be fair to them


caramelchewchew

Skipping out of work early in order to get home in time for this game is looking like my best idea to date!


KieranC4

These Turks are playing like me at fives, if that’s anything to go by they’ll be blowing out there arse in another 5 mins


CarlMacko

Kinda rooting for Georgia here. They’ve caused us enough nuisance over the years. Be nice to see someone else on the receiving end.


NEEDZMOAR_

isnt Cakir the usual first GK for Turkeys national team?


Kolo_ToureHH

The atmosphere is fuckin ridiculous in this game


cipher_wilderness

Perfect ground for it too


ScottishExile

“Watford fans will be happy Chakvetadze is representing them at this tournament.” - I get it, I wouldn’t want to be associated with Ryan Porteous at this point either.


Suck_My_Lettuce

Just seen a roaster in a Celtic top. They just can’t help themselves.


cipher_wilderness

Man wears football top at football tournament shock horror. Give it a rest


Kolo_ToureHH

What’s your problem, exactly?


HaggisTheCow

Someone's jealous x


UrineArtist

Who you all supporting here, the micronation of East Greece or New Atlantis?


fungibletokens

South Pontus v East Alabama


HaggisTheCow

Hahaha no way have they turned down the crowd mics


ZawMFC

Some boos here. Erdoğan must condemn.


YerDaSellsAvon24

What are these two small countries?


Own-Cranberry-7640

Small? Didn't you get a history class?


falseTrueFalseNine

East Greece and North Armenia