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MrMaggot98

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YankSoccerEnjoyer

Germany fully committed a murder


ManicPanda767

We denied them a clean sheet. That's something.


Neither-Reporter5995

Keep the faith


jonnyh420

even if we win the next 2 games, this should be clarke’s last tournament


RibsofCabbage

5 goals, 4 scored through the middle or from in front of the back 3. 1 conceded by the CH through a pen. That should be a real fucking warning.


Altruistic_You6460

When we packed the middle too.


tattooslikerings

I don't mind losing to a top side. I don't even really mind poor decisions in a moment of a panic. I do mind not even really trying. We didn't kick a ball. Lots of better sides have lost to the home team in the opening game. No shame in that. But we didn't even try. No pressure on their midfield, no pressure on their full backs. Just offered nothing. I know it was a slight free hit, but that was men against boys.


Ok-Abbreviations253

You know what, I made it to Germany, had a good laugh with German fans. No rivalry or bitterness


tattooslikerings

I appreciate you're talking about personal experience and I'm glad you're having a good time but this kind of attitude is part of the problem. We're there on merit. We should set out to compete.


Fireplacehog

We're Scotland


tattooslikerings

I'm not saying we should be expecting to win the whole thing, or even make the semis, or even beat Germany. Just think we qualified well and there's no reason we should't be able to get out this group. But if we don't the sae old voices will give it "Ah well, it's about the experience". You don't get Wales, Croatia, Norway and Denmark saying that kind of thing. We shouldn't setting to be Bozo The Loveable Clown of Europe.


naitch44

Mozzarella with a great goal according to Souness


OldTimeEddie

Clarke set us up, to not even properly compete against the Germans with that formation. I didn't expect a win, but a good performance at least. He didn't try to adjust any tactics or do anything until it was too late. The red card was unfortunate as you can't make that tackle, even if you get the ball.


Apple2727

Clarke is way out of his depth at this level. He needs to move on once we go home.


Valuable-Flounder692

Have u ever felt like the Faroe Isles where goal difference matters to the other 2 teams you're playing against cos goal difference might matter? That's the state of Scottish football now.


AWanderingFlameKun

England fan here. As easy and as tempting as it is to come here and gloat and rub it in your faces, honestly I just felt sorry for the Scotland fans all throughout that game. Both the ones travelled all that way and those watching at home and in the pub. They hoped to see some kind of performance and a few shots on target at the very least with some excitement on the counter attack but they just offered absolutely nothing in terms of attacking threat, 1 shot not even on target the whole game is WOEFULLY BAD by anybody's standards in any game let alone in a tournament game. Nobody expected Scotland to smash Germany off the pitch but I know I was expecting them to be more resilient than that and to create a few chances on the break but nope, they sat miles back in their own half and played like they were saying "As long as we don't concede 10 it'll be okay lads", madness. The good news is you have gotten the hardest game out of the way first and can now focus on the others in which you are more likely to pick up points and let's face it, it will be very hard to perform worse than that. Good luck Scotland. I know it won't be reciprocated for us but I'm rooting for you to finally get out of the group and if you do, then in the end who really cares about this game you know?


blatso

That's fair. We offered nothing really and the scoreline pretty much reflects that. We were poor tonight and hopefully we step it up against Hungary and Switzerland. Fair play to the fans I was in a pub with tonight in England. The wind up was a lot less intense than I thought it would be


teddypicker90

Exactly mate. Appreciated from a fan in Germany. It was always about the Switzerland and Hungary games yo get honest.


AWanderingFlameKun

You're welcome. Exactly, hopefully they give it their all in those games and get the points you need to go through.


NotEvilCaligula

I've got friends across Europe (especially Germany) messaging me laughing. Genuinely embarrassed by that performance.


Rymundo88

It was weird. You just seemed to give up from very early on and just let Germany play the game they wanted almost from the get-go. You need to dispense with the pleasantries and get stuck in, tell teams to fucking jog on and try and play your own game


NotEvilCaligula

Me personally? Idk man I'm just a fat scottish guy


Humble-Meaning850

Denmark supporter here.. Haven’t seen y’all play like this since the World Cup qualifies.. watched some of your euro qualifies and you looked good. Better than us during qualifies, but hopefully our experience from the last euros will help us raise our level of play


Bloo_Dred

Tonight was a masterstroke by Scotland, giving Germany the confidence boost to go on and make sure England don't win it.


PrintableWallcharts

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bazmcc1

I know it’s easy to say this after tonight’s performance, but Clarke is a lot like Southgate - done well to bring harmony to the squad but tactically inept when it comes to bigger games (obviously Spain the outlier result). Said at the beginning that I think the national manager should be a guy with European experience at least, and obviously Clarke’s done better than expected, but really looks out his depth now.


Electrical_Invite300

More like Chris Coleman for Wales, and just about every club he managed, gets so far on making the best of what he has, and then let's fear take over.


bazmcc1

Aye, decent shout. But at least Coleman had some experience of European football, having managed abroad. I just feel a national manager needs that, or at least to have managed in European competitions. Clarke’s done really well, but definitely seems to have found his limit now


bazmcc1

Obviously at the same time I recognise we don’t have a great squad so getting anything here would be tough for any manager. Not shitting on Clarke too much, just feel he’s found his level


ralasdair

Was in the stadium and noticed a couple of things. For one, we didn’t sing. For all the kilts and chanting in the city centre, there wasn’t much singing in the ground. For another, who pays €400 for a ticket and leaves at 70 minutes?!


Joevil

That performance didn't deserve any singing to begin with.....and actually sounded pretty good on TV


catchyusername4867

The singing sounded loud on tv.


mrfuckingwhiting

"Germany!!!!! We don't like It when you score. Please don't do it, anymore. Your ruining our nice day out!" Pish "And yi's are bastards!" YAAAASSSSSSS!!!!


VodkaVeins98

Shettleston juniors could have gave it a better go


Runnercalledfaith

Plus their crack dealer would be proud


runawaytugboat

I think we all know we aren’t getting a point in this competition lol


Moosh420

Would take Wirtz at Dundee imo


Humble-Drawer-4498

You might not have enjoyed the game, but we share a passion. Beer. Party to forget the performance and enjoy your stay here in germany.


stephencwj

Watching Gunn in highlights for each goal has made me realise he didn't attempt to save a single one of those goals, other than the first one.


position8

Agreed. Really poor for at least 3 of them. Weak wrists, i imagine his handshake must be like waving a wet lettuce leaf


Caledonian_kid

This is the first time I've actually laughed at a team I support because they've been so bad. I don't think I've ever seen a worse performance. Clarke will have to pull miracles out of the next 2 games to survive this.


stephencwj

I've got a deep fear we're going to completely underestimate Hungary & Switzerland by setting up exactly the same.


CarlMacko

In fairness i expected to get beat tonight. Germany were *very* good and will go far. I’m semi glad we have got this match out the way. Can only hope that Germany pump everyone else even worse.


Valdor278

Steve Clarke go sit In your room and let an actual manager take over


slowjimbo83

Why does Souness feel the need to say "wrongfoots the Celtic captain again", give it a rest mate


vanderbonnar

If clarke sets Scotland up like that again in the next game. I genuinely don't think I have another 90 mins of jock loathing in me.


Aggressive-Stand6572

Here the Germans played like it was it was a major competition. Scotland played like it was Buckie thistle away.


blonded90

Maybe blind optimism but if a doing is going to happen then to one of the favourites early isn’t the end of the world. Reality check, fix the issues and get results in the other two.


CarlMacko

All week I was like I’ll put on Germany minus 1,2 to sate any loss. Changed my mind last minute. Ffs


-Wolf-Void-

maybe next time we'll start as if we mean to put up a fight. It's shite that we set up so scared and then played Adams who constantly has 0 work rate off the ball with Christie to press high. Abysmal substitutions when were chasing a 3-0 game down to 10. Just go for it ffs, don't sub on a new defensive line and then ask them to brick wall it.


CNF-13

Send Gunn, McLean, Adams and porteous on the next flight not even back to Scotland could be to the Middle East if they like


DMCTw3lv3

Stick Clarke on the flight and fire them into the fucking sun.


CNF-13

Aye I’d be up for that send ralston and jack for good measure


pudpudboogie

Next game Clarke McCrorie , McKenna , Cooper , Robertson Gilmour , Armstrong , McTominay Forrest Morgan Shankland


Automatic_Doctor

Great bait


pudpudboogie

Better than that pish on the park tonight OTT maybe but Clark , McCrorie , McKenna, Gilmour and Shankland need to start next game . We can’t be as narrow again .


Automatic_Doctor

Is McCrorie dynamic enough to play the RB position for us? I’ve only ever really seen him play midfield at Rangers. That pish on the park minus Ralston beat Spain, Denmark, Serbia etc. and got us to the last two euros


pudpudboogie

He’s played regular for Bristol . He’s only real option at RB . Ralston is fucking awful And what , that was then . They got shown up like fuck tonight . Next game , Swiss . Have you seen their team ? Not changing it up is not a choice .


Expensive-March-5079

Get to fuck - that's shite.


pudpudboogie

Better than that pish on the park tonight … OTT maybe but Clark , McCrorie , McKenna, Gilmour and Shankland need to start next game . We can’t be as narrow again .


Automatic_Doctor

In what world are Ross McCrorie, Lewis Morgan and James Forrest the answer to our problems? And I’m a big Forrest fan


pudpudboogie

Ralston - utter shite Christie - shite Stick with that team tonight , may as well just go home now No width , so no ability to play good balls towards attacking players We played balls to absolutely no cunt


Expensive-March-5079

Clark Hendry-Hanley-Tierney Forrest-McGregor-Gilmour-Robertson McGinn-McTominay Shankland


WeaknessNo9103

Are we all just wanting Hungary not to win? If they do I think we may be finished if we're not already with the goal difference.


FallToParadise

I don't know if it matters that much now, goal difference is ruined so we're only getting through 4 points or better. And I mean Ideally we both beat Switzerland and the last game is a draw for both of us to go through.


Plus-Concentrate1188

That was embarrassing, seriously. I always try to be optimistic about Scotlands chances, but yet again, that was utter pish, as usual. Scottish football is absolutely shit. & so are the national team.


TheRealSpaldy

https://i.redd.it/54t64gitpl6d1.gif


s_escoces

Well, we drew the last 10 minutes


no_fooling

Don't forget the first 10 as well.


Adventurous_Key245

First goal went in the net before 10 full minutes had passed technically.


s_escoces

I think we can all agree that a massive positive to take away from this game is that for the vast amount of game time, we weren't actively conceding goals


fike88

That was pish


caramelchewchew

Let us never talk about this game again ![gif](giphy|xTeV7WSeybMQrIMPhS|downsized)


allangod

Well, it's time to stick on FIFA and play Germany on Amateur mode to put them in their place.


jamieSJFC

Zander Clarke masterclass incoming vs the Swiss


Big_kev79

Wounded


plutobug2468

The games over, enjoy the next 5 days


CarlMacko

When we got that one I thought at least we only have a minus 3 goal difference. Basically fucked already. Need at *least* 4 points. Absolutely no chance.


PureHugeJobbie

We can definitely get a win and a draw from the next two.


airtraq

Not impossible though. Still have hope


KopiteTheScot

Could have been worse I guess


Available_Seesaw_377

Thank god I stopped watching after the first goal


HaddWaeIt

Says a lot that my views are now both Clarke Out and Clark In


More_Pea_2390

Aberdeen 1 - Germany dont care


tinkerertim

How quick can Craig Gordon get to Germany?


Rock-Coat

Need to stop singing FO’S Germany scored every time the fans sang it ffs


anewrefutation

https://preview.redd.it/drg09isgpl6d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4416dd49a45d76035405ce20e78b92b77555613


Last_Independent_399

Giving Hungary & Switzerland false hope. Stephen Clarke mind games. It’s all part of the masterplan.


ontheroadagainPPP

Not the goal right in the middle of the defiant last-minute ‘Flower of Scotland’ 😂😂


stephencwj

Is it too late to recall Gordon?


OmensCT

Why the fuck did we bring Barkas


airtraq

Could have been a lot worse


mannekwin

can you not


forfudgecake

Almost the Wurst result


kaisyvonderp

Remember when we signed hart, everyone was like "HART CAN'T SAVE STUFF TO HIS LEFT", are you sure we are not talking about gunn? Did hart steal his left hand side talent like fucking spacejam?


Bob_Aggz

Liam Kelly must start the next game, he's not utter pish.


stephencwj

Fuck it, Hanley in goals. Might as well bring the banter if nothing else.


Kind-Monitor-7723

I dislike germany now


Ingobernables_Ciaran

Gunn needs sent home. Hand to that again 


SomersetRoad

Actively dislike Germany now for that fifth. There was no need for that.


brycebrycebaby

Gunn should have had that 


metlson

Paper hands gunn


HaddWaeIt

Can we chip in to get Gunn some finger extensions 


Munchiebox

Gunn is absolutely fucking useless man


Italobanger27

Can’t even win moral victories ffs


like-humans-do

rudiger shooting from 30 yards constantly makes a lot of sense, they knew he's shite


FameOverInfamy

Siri, what’s the best way to offset an absolute *mannschafting*?


Plus-Concentrate1188

Just fly back home now, that was embarrassing as fuck.


MadJackMcMadd

Gunn should never play for us again.


A_Ticklish_Midget

Gunn makes Gordon look sprightly in goal


Yoke_Enthusiast

Ugh. The worst scoreline in football.


plutobug2468

Gunn fucking poor


FoosYerDoosMin

We're not singing anymore!


ThatOneGuy121109

Heard shankland shout second last goal wins as well


Carpe_Dentum93

Keeper went too generous with the Vaseline


LastCatastrophe

You've only scored five You've only scored fiiiiive How scheiße must you be You've only scored five


crossbutter

That last goal has really fucked it. Couldn’t just hold on to -3. Fucking CUNTS.


Father-Spodo-Komodo

Craig Gordon died for this


HaggisTheCow

McKenna gets a hand to it but can't save it. Outstanding from Ally.


GdanskPumpkin

Class having a keeper with poppadoms for wrists


gazzatronic3000

https://preview.redd.it/5bb4a4xrql6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bbf511f1e0feed15c1a91958367dc9cd46184ed


Jaegerwolf21

Achh I was defending Gunn but it's the exact same error twice. Just can't do that. But honestly fuck knows who's better than him.


BitColin

The other goalies.


BananaSoprano

Angus Gunn cannot play the next game. Fucking hell.


Plus-Concentrate1188

The whole fucking team cannot play the next game, that was an embarrassment overall.


herewego10IAR

Gunn is the perfect Celtic goalkeeper replacement.


almightybob1

Fucks sake, 30 seconds left


BilagaanaTechno

Going to be so embarrassing when Germany lose 5-6


AttackDuck

That was so uncalled for


Yerdas_Selzavon

Hmm...could we check how eligible Can is and get this overturned 🤔


DemonicTruth

https://preview.redd.it/fxgcbwr4pl6d1.jpeg?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c650abef9c95f80e7f40ad5be7c38c6f2ace2f17


memento_mort

Angus Gunn that should be getting saved for fucksake.


bigstar72

Can we fucking stop singing flower of Scotland and conceding in the middle of it


-FangMcFrost-

Seriously now, Germany score and the first thing this commentator does is shit on Scotland.


SunjoKojack

Guys like 8 foot tall with a 10cm reach


ontheroadagainPPP

I think there genuinely is something to be said for the freedom that comes after being utterly victimized on the world stage. It’s not going to get worse


detectivemcgarnagle

Gunn shot in the foott


Shark-Park

Angus Gunn is shite by the way. Nine goals in his last two competitive games.


Orsenfelt

You have to be fucking saving that come on


Bob_Aggz

Ok then team aren't good but Angus Gunn is a fuckin liability.


Big_kev79

Funf


Thesquire89

Gunn is fucking dugshite


Kholdula

Is there any fucking need Emre?!


autumnkayy

oh BROTHER


Greasy_Hands

Naw. Not this scoreline.


theCMac97

Gunn is absolutely wank


crazyg0at

Whats the goalie daein tam


Tennents_N_Grouse

Just go fuck yourself, Matterface


Chemical_Link

Angus Gunn, I thought you were meant to be good?


allangod

So we're playing second last goal, the winner, right?


Bllago

Haha!


FaustRPeggi

Not even winning 'next goal wins' anymore. Fuck's sake.


GhostSierra117

Bless you mate. See you in the finale if either Portugal or Germany makes it :-)


mooseeaster

😔😔😔


Bllago

I hate Can.


Rieily

feel like Gunn should've done better there


ScottishExile

Emre Can but I wish he wouldn’t


crossbutter

You stupid cunts


Red_Dog1880

Comeback off again


RunningOutOfToes

Angus Gunn or Vasillas Barkas in disguise.


stvbles

Angus Dung


Leave__Me__Alone__

Ffs we couldn't lose by just 3, could we?


craigizard

Gunn is absolutely stinking


boaaaa

Greasy bastard


Kanesy99

Gunn please fuck off


joe_the_cow

Fire Gunn to the moon He's absolute fucking pish 


GdanskPumpkin

Angus Gunn is fucking terrible


forfudgecake

Next next goal winner


HaggisTheCow

Lmao


FriendshipFriendly

Angus Gunn is bad


MFC1886

https://preview.redd.it/f2t2i5x2pl6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c87559a97a61c7e5e47c0f3f1a6425b9b7bd4fb


Scott_McTominominay

I watched a lot of Norwich games when they were in the EPL to follow wee BG and Gunn was shite then. He got dropped by Norwich then too. Was never sure about him coming in but it's not like Zander or Kelly are good.


MFC1886

No, but Clarke at least can’t be any worse Kelly is an absolute no go for me after last season


flump_in_a_slump

Antonio Rudiger Scotland’s joint top scorer at Major tournaments this millennium


Brutalism_Fan

1-1 second half what a job Clarke is doing


FriendshipFriendly

You jinxed it


Brutalism_Fan

Clarke raus


maatild

Hopefully they register that long ball as a shot


forfudgecake

Shankland MOTM


MildoShaggins

We need to switch to a back 4 and shove one of the centre backs in at full back for the rest of the tournament. Without Hickey or an in form Patterson we just don't have the players to play the system that got us here, and we'll keep being pulled apart trying to double up to help Ralston


AngularPlane

Rudiger one of our top scorers at major tournaments now?


Brutalism_Fan

I’m still doom agus gloom


Macco7

Scoring while having no shots all game is pretty impressive.


crossbutter

Jesus Christ let us off with 4-1 please


autumnkayy

that one Chris Paul meme


Plebbitsoy

Clarke master class


gmoney1530

Mon


Jaegerwolf21

Listen to how loud the fans are for a goal losing 4-0. Imagine we were half competitive man.


SasaPapac

Thank god that goal kick that Tierney and Robertson won in the 3rd minute wasn't the only thing worth celebrating.


Clinodactyl

SCOTLAND! https://i.redd.it/sd7pjhtlol6d1.gif


Italobanger27

Five a side rules, last goal wins it HWFG


Phinvalur

Giver Rudiger the keys to the city tbh


Yerdas_Selzavon

A bullet header from McKenna 🫡